Minato Namikaze: This group title is a little terrifying. I hope I don't have one.
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Thus, amid the past Hokage discussing how Kakashi was already suffering from kidney deficiency at such a young age, Kakashi closed his eyes. When he opened them again, he had regained control of his body.
He could not chat while controlling his body at the same time.
But now, he had no choice but to show up.
"Jingle—"
With two bells hanging from his waist, Kakashi entered the classroom and immediately spotted Kitahara Kaede, Naruto, and Sasuke.
Kitahara Kaede and Sasuke were sitting on top of their desks, though they were some distance apart.
Naruto, meanwhile, had jumped directly onto Sasuke's desk.
Then... perhaps Sasuke was displeased that Naruto had shaken the desk and moved it slightly. Naruto lost his balance and fell right onto Sasuke.
The two exchanged their first kiss.
Meanwhile, the small group continued receiving an opportunity to observe.
Following Minato's suggestion, the group had asked to observe Kitahara Kaede. Since Naruto was currently with Kitahara Kaede, they could conveniently watch everyone else as well.
But.
What filled everyone's view now was... Naruto kissing Sasuke.
Smooch—
Naruto and Sasuke both seemed utterly dumbfounded. In their panic, their lips pressed together once more.
!!!
This...
Not only was Kakashi, standing at the entrance, stunned—the people in the group were stunned as well.
Hashirama Senju: I feel like I might have entered the wrong era. Are things this open now?
Tobirama Senju: Even a hundred years from now, things could not possibly become like this. It must be a misunderstanding.
Minato Namikaze: Whew. It's good that it's a misunderstanding. Good that it's a misunderstanding.
That was true.
How could Naruto possibly be with another boy?
"Damn it, Sasuke!" Naruto finally separated from Sasuke and immediately began rubbing his lips hard with his hand.
"That was disgusting," Naruto complained.
"..." Sasuke said. "You're the disgusting one."
As the cool, handsome guy in the class, Sasuke had no interest in the lovestruck girls. He even found them annoying.
But after suddenly kissing Naruto... he felt that perhaps dealing with the girls would have been better.
Otherwise... his first kiss would not have gone to a boy.
"Ha!"
Naruto seemed to have been provoked.
"After three days apart, you should look at me with new eyes!"
"Now that I've received Kitahara's help, hehe!"
"My ninjutsu flows without a hitch!"
As he spoke, Naruto rapidly formed hand seals. "You called me disgusting?"
"Then come on!"
"Ninjutsu: Sexy Jutsu!"
Poof!
Naruto's hands flashed through the seals, and he was replaced by an incredibly cute girl with golden twin ponytails, a provocative outfit, and a zipper pulled all the way down to her breastbone.
This was Naruto's signature technique—the Sexy Jutsu!
"Look..."
"Is this still disgusting?"
Naruto gently placed a hand on Sasuke's shoulder.
Minato Namikaze: Holy shit—
Even mild-mannered, refined Minato was stunned this time.
Hashirama Senju: Minato, your son is really something.
Tobirama Senju: This is truly indecent!
Hashirama Senju: Huh? Tobirama, aren't you interested in girls? Wait, don't tell me you never got married!
Tobirama Senju: Hmph! Wasn't it because Big Brother dumped the Hidden Leaf Village on me? I was busy every day. How could I have had time to date?
Hashirama Senju: Ah, well...
Minato Namikaze: Still, Naruto looks pretty good dressed as a girl.
Minato was Minato, after all. Though he had been shocked at first, he felt that he had let Naruto down.
So even if Naruto had such inclinations, he would support him.
After all, that was the only thing he could do as Naruto's father.
"That scared me!" The kidney-deficient Hokage, who had just entered the classroom, offered his opinion.
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Kakashi braced one hand against the wall and leaned there.
"What are you doing?" Kakashi raised his voice slightly.
"Ah..." x2
Seeing Kakashi appear, Sasuke and Naruto quickly came to their senses.
Naruto hurriedly dispelled the Sexy Jutsu with a poof.
"Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Kitahara Kaede." Kakashi held a roster in his hand.
"Here!" Naruto immediately answered.
"I'm here..." Sasuke replied quickly as well.
Kitahara Kaede, who had been watching the show and had finally witnessed Sasuke and Naruto's fated kiss, also responded.
The exam had already ended, and he had thought this famous scene from the original world would be gone. But it turned out the two really did have inseverable Bonds.
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"First, let me introduce myself," Kakashi Hatake said.
"Kakashi Hatake, an Elite Jonin of the Hidden Leaf Village. I will be responsible for guiding you through practical training."
"Of course, this guidance will continue from now on. A teacher for a day, a teacher for life."
"I will do everything in my power to train you."
Kakashi said this.
But even as he spoke, everyone stared at him curiously.
Kakashi's appearance was rather distinctive.
His forehead protector was worn slanted across his head, covering his left eye.
He also wore a mask, revealing only his right eye. It looked rather peculiar.
"Is being a ninja that dangerous?" Naruto asked. "You were injured so badly, and all the wounds were on your face, so you had to cover them up."
"..." Kakashi.
"I'm not very good at expressing emotions, so if my whole face is exposed, it feels rather awkward."
"That's why I cover it," Kakashi explained.
I see.
If it was a fetish, then it was easy to understand.
"Then it should be your turn to introduce yourselves, right?" Kakashi said.
He had actually received the three of their files last night.
But now, he was giving the three of them an opportunity to get to know one another.
"Then I'll go first," Kitahara Kaede said.
Observing Kitahara Kaede Small Group
Tobirama Senju: Kitahara Kaede isn't the type to take the initiative to strike up conversations. It's somewhat novel for him to speak first.
Hashirama Senju: Tobirama, you're paying a lot of attention to Kitahara Kaede.
Tobirama Senju: Of course. First, I can confirm that his intelligence is no less than mine.
And he can use Wood Release. That is extremely important, all right?
For the Hidden Leaf Village, someone like him is like adding wings to a tiger! He can be properly cultivated.
Hashirama Senju: Tobirama, thanks for all your effort. You're still worrying so much about the Hidden Leaf Village even after death.
Tobirama Senju: Speaking of that, I get angry. Big Brother, you left so easily, then dumped the Hidden Leaf Village on me—
Hashirama Senju: Sorry...
As everyone chatted, they heard Kitahara Kaede's voice.
"Kitahara Kaede, possessor of the Wood Release Bloodline Limit. Since I was experimented on from childhood, I don't know anything about my parents. By all accounts, I'm probably an orphan," Kitahara Kaede said.
"..." Kakashi, Naruto, and Sasuke.
Sasuke touched his head.
"Sasuke Uchiha, survivor of the Uchiha Clan. Both parents dead. Although... I still have an older brother, but... my sole goal now is to become stronger and kill him."
"..." Kakashi and Naruto.
It was Naruto's turn.
"Naruto Uzumaki! I've lived alone ever since I was born and don't know who my parents are. An orphan."
"..." Kakashi.
"..." Kakashi.
"Then I'll introduce myself again as well," Kakashi said. "Kakashi Hatake. My mother died when I was born, and my father committed suicide. I lived alone. I'm an orphan too."
"..." Naruto, Sasuke, and Kitahara Kaede.
The Observing Kitahara Kaede Small Group fell silent.
Then.
Hashirama Senju: Ah, what... Why are they all orphans?!
The main reason Hashirama Senju had founded the Hidden Leaf Village was for peace.
He hoped children could grow up safely and that ninjas would not die before the age of twenty.
And that there would not be so many orphans.
But... everyone on Team 7 was an orphan now... It was truly a slap in the face.
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