Douluo: Monthly New System, Scamming Tang San from the Start
Chapter 26

System Mission: Tang San Failed the Examination and Humiliated Himself in Public!

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System Mission: Tang San Failed the Examination and Humiliated Himself in Public!

After learning that he had to fight Dai Mubai in another one-on-one match,

Tang San was so scared that he actually wet himself!

The shocking scene left the people beside him dumbfounded.

Everyone who had originally been standing beside Tang San instantly retreated more than thirty feet away.

Ning Rongrong was the first to flee.

Right now, she wished she could slap Tang San across the face.

She truly had not expected someone to do something so shameless in front of so many people.

Luckily, she had noticed quickly enough.

Otherwise, that disgusting stuff might have splashed onto her beloved dress.

Seeing everyone suddenly scatter,

Zhao Wuji and Dai Mubai, who stood some distance away, were somewhat confused.

They had no idea what had happened.

"What's going on?"

Dai Mubai frowned slightly and looked over.

Four of the five people had backed away.

Only one person remained where he stood.

It was that kid whose martial soul was Blue Silver Grass.

A flash of impatience crossed Dai Mubai's face.

What kind of stunt was this brat pulling now?

"Hey, what are you spacing out for?"

"You'll be the first one up later!"

He was still quite far from Tang San.

The heavy stench had not reached him.

At the same time, Dai Mubai had not looked at Tang San's feet.

So he had no idea what shocking thing the latter had just done.

Tang San's mind was completely blank.

He stood frozen in place, utterly motionless.

His head was lowered slightly, his face hidden in shadow.

After coming back to his senses, Tang San slowly raised his head.

He seemed to have realized just how absurd what he had done was.

His entire body was still trembling uncontrollably.

Although Tang San desperately did not want to face reality and hoped this was merely a hallucination,

the distinct wet feeling from his lower body made him afraid to move rashly.

Just then, Dai Mubai had already prepared himself for battle.

He turned around and discovered that the kid across from him was still standing there.

Without moving at all.

"What's wrong with you?"

Dai Mubai's eyes flickered. Could this brat have been frightened by him?

After all, he really had left quite a psychological shadow on him before.

His gaze casually swept across Tang San's body.

Then it suddenly stopped.

Because Dai Mubai noticed that Tang San's pants were dripping.

There was also a puddle beneath his feet.

After staring blankly for a moment, Dai Mubai suddenly realized.

This fucking wasn't water!

That kid named Tang San had actually been scared into wetting himself by him?

The corner of Dai Mubai's mouth twitched involuntarily.

Was this really necessary?

He was not that scary, was he?

Still, this kid was truly quite the oddball.

He had never seen a soul master get scared into wetting himself.

Tang San could be considered one of a kind throughout all history.

Dai Mubai had also unlocked a new achievement in life.

Successfully scaring an opponent into wetting himself.

This was the kind of thing people used to brag about.

Yet one day, it had actually become real.

At this moment, Zhao Wuji, who sat steadily to one side, also noticed that something seemed off over here.

He casually glanced over.

With just one look, he spotted Tang San's condition.

Zhao Wuji immediately frowned.

Scared into wetting himself?

A student like this might as well stop taking the examination right away.

Even if he passed, the headmaster would not keep such a coward at Shrek Academy.

"The time for one incense stick has arrived. If you don't dare to challenge him, you can choose to give up."

"Then you can leave!"

Dai Mubai crossed his arms before his chest and looked at Tang San with disdain.

He had nothing but undisguised contempt for the latter.

There was not a trace of any other emotion mixed in.

Hearing those words, Tang San slowly raised his head.

At this moment, his entire face had turned deathly pale.

It looked as ugly as if he had eaten shit.

Tang San knew full well that he could not possibly give up.

When he had left Nuoding City, Yu Xiaogang had told him

that he had some matters to attend to elsewhere and would then come to Shrek Academy to find him.

Yu Xiaogang had also stuffed a letter into Tang San's hands.

If he encountered any difficulties,

he was to find a way to give this letter to Flender, the headmaster of Shrek Academy.

The problem would naturally be resolved.

If Tang San could not even pass Shrek Academy's Entrance Exam,

he truly would have no face left to see Yu Xiaogang again.

"Buzz—!"

Without any warning, one white and one yellow soul ring rose from beneath Tang San's feet.

The reason he had just done something so outrageous

was indeed partly because Dai Mubai had frightened him.

But that was not the only reason.

Another reason was that Tang San's injuries had not healed at all.

Moreover, his condition was far more serious than merely losing one testicle.

His entire bodily system had been damaged.

Two key areas were his urinary system and nervous system.

This caused Tang San, whenever he became nervous, to lose control of himself like a child.

That was why, when he learned he had to challenge Dai Mubai and became extremely nervous,

he directly opened the floodgates.

Since he had already done it,

Tang San simply stopped caring about everyone else's looks.

He completely gave up.

"Whoosh—!"

Just then, Zhao Wuji lightly flicked his hand.

An incense stick was instantly nailed into the ground.

As long as Tang San endured until that incense stick burned out, he would pass all of Shrek Academy's Entrance Exam.

This meant that the final round of the examination had officially begun.

Ding! System mission released! Modify Tang San's Plot Entry and successfully achieve the system's expected plot outcome! System's expected plot outcome: Tang San fails the examination and humiliates himself in public! Mission reward: System Essence x1000!

Just then, the system's voice suddenly rang out in Gu Xuan's mind.

He had originally planned to watch Tang San get beaten down by Dai Mubai once more.

The system mission had come at just the right time.

"Blue Silver Death Bind!"

The battle began!

Without the slightest hesitation, Tang San unleashed his first spirit ability.

Dozens of blue-black Blue Silver Grass vines burst from the ground, instantly surrounding Dai Mubai.

They then rapidly coiled toward every part of his body.

"Buzz—!"

Dai Mubai showed no mercy either.

All three soul rings lit up at once.

His Third Spirit Ability - White Tiger Vajra Transformation was unleashed simultaneously.

His terrifying muscles instantly shattered all the Blue Silver Grass wrapped around his body.

"Parasitism!"

Yet in the next second, strands of Blue Silver Grass directly grew from Dai Mubai's body.

Unlike before, white Morning Glory flowers bloomed atop the Blue Silver Grass this time.

Pollen sprayed out and rushed straight toward Dai Mubai's face.

He was immediately choked until his head spun.

"Whoosh—!"

Seizing this opportunity, Tang San's Mysterious Heaven Skill began circulating at high speed.

Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track was unleashed.

He charged forward in his urine-soaked pants.

Ding! Plot Entry successfully extracted! Please choose one of the following three entries to modify!

At this critical moment, the system's pleasant voice rang out in Gu Xuan's mind.

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