Douluo: Monthly New System, Scamming Tang San from the Start
Chapter 45

Ma Hongjun's Lewd Grin—That Was Definitely Top Quality!

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Ma Hongjun's Lewd Grin—That Was Definitely Top Quality!

The house was not far from their current location, so he had already begun making preparations in advance.

When they reached their destination, they saw a rather small wooden house.

What was strange was that this place had only one solitary house, unlike the other rooms, which were arranged in neat rows.

Tang San walked around it once.

The house was roughly thirty or forty square meters, more than enough for two people to live in.

A rusty, broken lock hung on the door, looking as though it was about to fall off at any moment.

"Hiss—!"

At that moment, Yu Xiaogang inwardly cursed.

He suddenly realized that his pockets were completely empty.

Earlier, in his agitation, he had thrown the key to the room onto Zhao Wuji's desk.

It seemed he had forgotten to take it back.

This...

He certainly would not go back for it.

Where would he put his face if he did?

And sending Tang San to get it

would be equally humiliating.

Judging by the state of the lock, it looked like the door could be opened without a key.

"Ahem."

With that thought, Yu Xiaogang coughed twice, then put on an act as he said,

"This lock clearly can't be used anymore. Smash it off and replace it with a new one."

After saying that, Yu Xiaogang casually walked beneath the shade of a nearby tree.

The task of cleaning up the room naturally fell to Tang San.

"Yes, Teacher."

Tang San nodded in acknowledgment.

Did this broken lock even need smashing?

It would probably fall off with a hard touch.

He activated his Mysterious Jade Hand and slapped it directly.

Crack—!

The lock fell off at once.

When he opened the door, a wave of dusty air rushed out and immediately choked Tang San back outside.

Only after things improved did Tang San walk in.

There was not even a single piece of basic furniture in the room.

There were only broken tables and broken stools.

Broken basins and broken jars.

If this set of equipment were given to a beggar, it would count as pretty good gear.

At that moment, Yu Xiaogang, who was sitting beneath the tree, suddenly noticed Flender walking toward him.

His brows furrowed slightly.

What was Flender coming over for?

"What is it? Do you need something?"

Yu Xiaogang stood up, his tone extremely calm.

"Tomorrow, all students and teachers will gather at the training ground. I have something to announce."

"You and Tang San should come as well."

Flender said it simply.

He did not say anything else to Yu Xiaogang.

He turned around and left directly.

Yu Xiaogang curled his lips in displeasure.

Who the fuck was he putting on this act for?

Although that was what he thought, before long, he eagerly went to tell Tang San the news.

Tang San had already been exhausted from cleaning the room.

When he heard this news, a smile immediately appeared on his face.

This meant that he could truly be considered a student of Shrek Academy now.

Previously, he had only been temporarily allowed to stay at the academy.

How could Tang San not be happy?

He immediately felt strength fill his whole body, and even working seemed more energizing.

Time flew by, and most of the day quickly passed.

The sun hung at the horizon, gradually sinking behind the western hills.

The fish-scale clouds in the sky were dyed crimson by the setting sun, making for an exceptionally beautiful sight.

Outside Shrek Academy, Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun returned with glowing faces.

Whether it was the evening glow reflecting on them or genuine satisfaction from within, no one knew.

"Boss Dai, I have to say, it really has to be you!"

Ma Hongjun's flattery along the way had practically pleased Dai Mubai to the point of bliss.

"With that quality, it was definitely top-notch!"

As he spoke, he gave Dai Mubai a thumbs-up.

The fat on his face bunched together, giving him an extraordinarily animated expression.

"If there's something this good in the future, you've got to remember your brothers!"

Thanks to his unique martial soul, Ma Hongjun could also be considered a seasoned veteran in this field.

But he had never fought such a lavish battle as today's.

That was why one had to follow the right person.

He felt that his evil fire would not act up again for three to five days, at the very least.

It had to be said that although this kind of thing could not be brought into polite conversation, its principles were actually the same as cultivation.

Once the quality improved, dealing with evil fire became much more effective.

Ma Hongjun immediately made up his mind.

Even if he went by himself in the future, he could not shortchange himself in this regard.

As the saying went,

Save where you should save, spend where you should spend!

Ride a donkey to the bar!

There was a reason for that saying.

"Fatty, you're absolutely right. Let me tell you."

"Today's quality wasn't even the best."

Dai Mubai wore a proud expression. Everyone liked being praised.

Even if it was about this sort of thing, it was still enough for men to brag about.

"When there's a chance in the future, I'll let you experience an even higher level of top quality!"

"Boss Dai is fucking awesome!"

It was not Ma Hongjun who said that.

It was Oscar.

It was his first time experiencing such a decadent, pleasure-filled life, and he had not expected it to feel so comfortable.

He truly found himself a little obsessed.

At first, when he heard Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai discussing it, he had been somewhat embarrassed.

Only after fully letting himself go did he understand what a paradise of bliss was.

"Hahahahahaha!"

Hearing Oscar speak up so rarely,

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai immediately exchanged a smile.

It seemed Oscar's Newbie Task had been successfully completed.

From then on, he would be headed down the road of becoming an old hand, never to turn back.

Since they had drunk quite a bit, all three of them were somewhat tipsy.

They were not walking very quickly either.

At that moment, a string of bell-like giggles came from behind them.

It was clearly the laughter of girls.

The three turned around and saw four people walking toward them while chatting and laughing.

They were Gu Xuan, Xiao Wu, and the other two girls.

They had also happened to return at this time.

When they had left, Dai Mubai had deliberately avoided them.

Who would have thought they would run into them at the academy gate upon returning?

This is bad.

Dai Mubai inwardly cursed.

The image he had worked so hard to build was probably about to be ruined.

The four had already drawn near.

When Gu Xuan saw the three of them, he smiled and greeted them without saying much else.

As for the three girls beside him, all of them wore looks of utter disgust.

From the state of Dai Mubai and the other two, they could tell what they had been doing.

Especially when they passed each other, the three men carried a very obvious scent of women's perfume.

Almost the exact same thought appeared in all three girls' minds.

"Other than Gu Xuan, no other men are any good."

"My judgment really is sharp!"

Dai Mubai and the other two smiled and waved.

Since they had been seen, there was no need to keep pretending.

They might as well show their true selves.

The three girls at the academy spent all day revolving around Gu Xuan anyway and had no interest in them.

This made things easier for everyone. A happy ending all around.

Not long after returning to the academy, the seven of them received Flender's message one after another.

All students and teachers were to gather at the training ground.

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