Who Do You Hope It Was?
"Uchiha Yishū!!!"
A furious roar rang out.
Mitokado Homura glared at Kazuki and gritted his teeth. "What exactly do you mean? You stayed silent and acted all mysterious. What are you trying to do? You did this on purpose, didn't you?"
The Hyuga Clan representative, the Ino-Shika-Cho representative, and the representatives of the other ninja clans all looked at Kazuki suspiciously, their doubts growing.
Mainly because Kazuki's past behavior had been a little outrageous.
Every last one of them had been thoroughly toyed with by him.
Naturally, this made them even more suspicious now.
Was that what we wanted to know?
"Yes!"
"Yes, I'm here!"
"..."
Orochimaru had taught him the most and truly treated Kazuki as a disciple.
Even her father would have had to kneel here, yet Kazuki actually dared to tease them.
Fugaku's voice was urgent.
As for Jiraiya... there was no need to mention him.
All of Konoha's important figures were gathered here. It could be said that the people in this room could absolutely determine the direction of the entire village.
Sōgi said softly, "Don't worry that we might be impostors. I can tell you some secrets that only we would know."
The Mangekyo had that much allure.
This concerned two pairs of Mangekyo. Anyone's eyes would turn green over that.
The oppressive atmosphere made even Kurenai shudder.
"Will you always be here?"
Quite a few people nodded instinctively.
Kazuki said helplessly, "Elder Sōgi, I want to see what time it is too, but I can't see!"
The others were equally speechless.
Hiruzen Sarutobi pondered briefly and said, "Kazuki, if you have any requests, tell us."
There was some doubt in Kazuki's voice.
Everyone knew that the Three Sannin all acknowledged themselves as Kazuki's teachers, and quite a few people were bothered by that.
It was not that they looked down on them. They simply despised them!
Tsunade had only taught him Medical Ninjutsu.
"Kazuki!"
Kazuki suddenly cried out in terror, "You don't want to take a dump here, do you?"
Everyone's expressions became remarkably colorful.
Fugaku: "..."
Simply put, it did not fit your character setting, Uchiha Yishū.
You merely proved that you and Shisui were biological brothers!
And why use Might Guy as an example?
Oh, he was strong and sturdy and called himself a beast. Never mind, then.
He cautiously poked his head out and said, "Clan Head? Are you there?"
Even Danzo could quickly calm down when facing Kazuki... as long as Kazuki did not keep provoking him.
If he could obtain it himself, that would be best. Even if he could not, he had to find a way to destroy it.
Everyone fell silent at once.
"Switched?"
You were never someone who took a loss.
Fugaku's voice lowered. "This is not the time for jokes. This is an extremely serious matter, one that concerns all of us."
"I was also attacked, but I discovered it earlier and dealt with it in time. While I was drifting in and out of consciousness, I seemed to see someone walking toward me." Kazuki's voice was low. "I used all my strength and barely managed to see that it was..."
He was definitely going to strangle him!
You still dared to bring that up!
This old lady—ah, damn it, this old man was going to fight you!
The people present frowned slightly but patiently listened to Kazuki continue.
After becoming the Fifth, he had actually become somewhat more restrained.
Stay calm!
There was some regret in his voice, and the way he glared at Hiruzen and Danzo carried a trace of hatred as well.
Kurenai could not hold back and pinched Kazuki hard.
Utatane Koharu asked, "What about you?"
Kazuki remained silent, his head covered by the blanket.
"Ahem, I'm here too. We're all here!" Sōgi hurriedly said. "Child, don't be afraid. The Clan Head and I, and Elder Setsuna are all here. The Uchiha clansmen are here too. We'll take turns protecting you. Rest assured, no one can bully you."
"Who?"
The more it was like this, the more they had to remain calm.
Mother of god!
Kazuki closed his eyes and ignored Kurenai completely.
"You're lying. Don't you poop? Holding it in will kill you!"
"Oh!" Kazuki thought for a moment and said, "Then tell me in detail. Why does Lord Danzo hate me so much?"
They absolutely had to stay calm!
Everyone was stunned, their expressions somewhat strange.
You really could not say he was wrong.
Could Kazuki be planning to...
Fugaku, who had been standing to the side in silence, suddenly said, "Kazuki, the Uchiha clansmen are here too, and Elder Sōgi is here as well. If there's anything you want to say, say it. The clansmen support you."
"Is it really you?"
"I was joking around with Shisui at the time and poured a packet of laxative into his cup."
She quickly pinched Kazuki again and whispered, "Don't fool around at a time like this. Be careful, or you'll get dealt with."
Did you have to rip off that fig leaf in public?
No!
After ripping off the fig leaf, you even took two photos and threatened to spread them around.
Seemingly noticing everyone raising their brows, Kazuki added a sentence.
"Fine, fine, it was a joke to lighten the mood. Do you really have to be like this?"
Under the dual scolding of Kurenai and Sōgi, Kazuki let out a deep sigh. "Honestly, I don't know what exactly happened either."
It was always your enemies who suffered beyond death.
"There was a lot of it. Even Senior Guy would have to live in the toilet for a day before being carried out on a stretcher."
The people qualified to stand here were never lacking in patience.
Unfortunately, Kazuki could not move around freely, while Tsunade had never paid them any mind and was famously explosive-tempered.
Fortunately, Kazuki spared him.
"Next is paid content. Also, I would like to ask: who do you hope it was?"
Heaven knew how many people had come to regard you as an idol because of this.
As expected, he was still that same Kazuki!
After exchanging looks, they confirmed it. All that trembling and fear from earlier had definitely been fake, an act.
"Yes!"
At this moment, Tsunade was truly Princess Tsunade!
Among the Three Sannin;
And Hiruzen Sarutobi and Shimura Danzō were one thing, but what were Utatane Koharu and Mitokado Homura doing here?
"Yes!" Kazuki said lightly. "The medicine I gave Shisui was switched. After Shisui drank it, he fell unconscious, which was why someone could so easily get their hands on him. Sigh, Shisui... he was no longer whole."
"Kazuki!" Sōgi said sternly. "Look at the time. Don't fool around."
You could not stop causing trouble, could you?
The Third reacted the fastest. He grabbed Danzo and pinned him down, otherwise the Ninjutsu of Darkness, having lost all reason, would have already pounced on Kazuki like a tiger.
Smoke was practically coming out of Danzo's nostrils.
Fugaku was taking deep breaths.
The others were doing the same.
"What about me? I'm a Medical Ninja." Kazuki said, "I studied Medical Ninjutsu under Teacher Tsunade. Everyone here should know that."
You had them enter the Uchiha core territory, attack an Uchiha genius, and actually succeed...
Because Kurenai Yuhi was beside Kazuki, they had not approached him. Yet they had forgotten that Kazuki had just been attacked and had lost his sight. He should have been very afraid... right?
Kazuki continued, "At that point, a problem arose. Someone switched my medicine."
Why did Danzo hate you? Didn't you know?
You made him lose all face. Every ninja in Konoha knew about it.
With that one sentence, the entire room fell silent.
This was truly a pair of Sleeping Dragon and Young Phoenix.
"Elder Sōgi?"
At those words, Kazuki, who had just been trembling, suddenly froze.
"Lord Hokage, you're straightforward. You really can't tell from your appearance."
The Third had just put on a perfunctory smile when he suddenly stiffened.
You can't tell from my appearance?
Damn it, what was wrong with my appearance?
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