Uchiha Should Do This!

Chapter 37: Uchiha Should Be Doing This!

The Hokage's office was quiet.

Utatane Koharu and Mitokado Homura frowned, deep in thought.

A cremation shop?

What was that?

The Ninja World had coffins!

And the concept of cremation existed too.

However, for the moment, the two elders couldn't quite connect the dots.

Based on everyone's understanding of the Uchiha, you should be opening a weapon shop.

Opening a tea house or a liquor store would also be acceptable.

"Yes!"

"Knock, knock, knock!"

"Speak, what's the slogan? I need to grasp it properly and see what secrets it holds."

The Anbu suddenly spoke, stopping Utatane Koharu and the other elder.

"Soon, it's just these next couple of days!"

That's right.

This was a shop spanning over a hundred square meters.

If you have any friends around who have lived long enough, friends who are in the way, please pre-order for them in advance.

He looked suspicious and said, "What's wrong with you guys?"

"Elder, don't overthink it, it's the cremation shop you're imagining."

That Forbidden Jutsu, if mishandled, could destroy the entire Ninja World, to the point that even the teacher feared it and personally sealed it away.

We guarantee to provide a passionate service that will melt you, allowing you to turn into wisps of smoke with a contented smile, soaring through the blue sky, over majestic mountains, across the vast blue sea, all the way to the ends of the earth.

The two elders thought of their teacher almost simultaneously.

That's the Uchiha Yishū vibe!

Besides him, no one else in the entire Ninja World could do something like this.

People walking in the middle, so refreshing!

"Come, come!" Kazuki said enthusiastically, "Let me introduce you. Our shop has five levels of packages: Normal Level, Genin Level, Chunin Level, Jonin Level, and Hokage Level."

Kazuki's cremation shop was using Kurenai's shop.

Mitokado Homura was a bit stunned and said, "Is it really that cremation?"

"This business is profitable!" Kazuki opened his mouth with a stiff expression and said, "If I don't have money, how can I marry you?"

"You're short on money?"

"E-Elders!"

"Yes!"

Kurenai let out a scoff and said, "Besides, even if you are short on money, so what? I'm not. How much money do you want, I'll give it to you."

Besides a house and several prosperous shops, there was also a large sum of money to ensure Kurenai would never have to worry about food or clothing for the rest of her life.

Kazuki walked around the cremation shop, pacing back and forth, very satisfied with his establishment. Finally, he lay down on the counter where bodies were placed and sighed.

"I didn't have the life of a Hokage when I was alive, can't I at least experience it after I die?"

Hearing this, let alone Itachi and Shisui, even Kurenai's internal "what the f*ck" felt like it was gushing out non-stop like a geyser.

She had barely touched the tens of millions of Ryo her father had left her.

Mitokado Homura said displeased, "Do you need to say that?"

Free gifts for three days, buy one cremation, get one free.

Mitokado Homura's breathing quickened, and he ordered, "Mobilize all available Anbu, monitor Uchiha Yishū with all your might, do you understand?"

"A proper Uchiha should be doing this!"

Utatane Koharu suddenly said, "Do you think the Uchiha might have researched some Forbidden Jutsu? Like..."

And Hokage Level too?

The latter...

"..."

Back then, their teacher had also developed a terrifying Forbidden Jutsu through corpses.

"Your subordinate believes that the Uchiha definitely have a scheme..."

Both of their faces simultaneously showed raw fear.

This evil Uchiha brat...

[Uchiha Cremation Shop, Grand Opening!]

"How should I know? We shouldn't have confined Danzō. To deal with the Uchiha, Danzō should be the one. He's the best at it."

"Okay!"

Warm up the stove first, first come, first served.

Kazuki was looking forward to it.

"Right!"

Buy a coffin to take home?

Or cremate himself?

Then what am I supposed to say?

"This…"

"Koharu, let's go find Hiruzen and Danzō. Konoha is at its most dangerous time. We need to unite all our strength and not let them keep fighting."

"Something else?"

To show support?

The two elders exchanged glances.

"Slogan?"

Damn it, I'm already dead, how can I care about so much?

What's the point of me thinking about it, are you going to listen anyway?

After another brief silence, the two of them actually turned their gaze to the Anbu: "What do you think?"

"Welcome!"

The most sincere blessings from the Uchiha, you deserve it!

What kind of Dojutsu will it be?

Kazuki's hand went to his eyes.

Back then, Yūhi Shinkō was powerful and held a high status. Since she only had this one precious daughter, she naturally wanted to give her everything good.

Except for the corridor in the middle.

As a female ninja, Kurenai's expenses weren't high. Her usual missions were enough to support herself.

A knock on the door rang out.

His thoughts gradually emptied, and his expression slowly returned to calm.

The scene fell silent for a moment.

I'll think about it on my knees!

The Anbu muttered to himself.

It wasn't until Hiruzen Sarutobi stomped back to his office, saw the two people standing there dumbfounded, and the Anbu kneeling on one knee, that he couldn't help but be startled.

Kazuki said lazily, "There's no such thing as spending a woman's money. That's being a kept man."

For the former, Itachi estimated that after he carried the coffin home, his parents would break his legs.

On either side, one was a cabinet for bodies, and the other was a coffin for bodies.

A genius Uchiha opening this kind of business, what kind of dishes were they, to be drinking like this?

Seeing the two elders racking their brains, the Anbu seemed unable to bear it any longer and closed his eyes.

Kurenai Yuhi looked at him speechlessly and said, "What are you doing? Why this line of work? You're a genius Uchiha, someone even Danzō couldn't do anything about."

"Makes sense!"

Could it be!

The Anbu was silent.

"This evil Uchiha, what is he plotting now?"

Ps: If I can't reform you, I'll cremate you.

"It's possible, it's just my subordinate being overly cautious. There's a small matter." The Anbu said cautiously, "Uchiha Yishū has posted a slogan for his shop."

Shisui's Dojutsu and his own Dojutsu merging would definitely be extremely powerful.

The Anbu handed over the prepared paper.

Kazuki immediately jumped up and walked forward with a smile, looking at the newcomers, he said, "Shisui, Itachi? Why are you here? Did you come to show support because you knew I opened a shop?"

Utatane Koharu's voice was stern, "Remember, anything related to the Uchiha is never a small matter, understand?"

His transformation was about to end.

Kurenai shook her head and said, "That's right, Kazuki, when can you take off the bandages on your face?"

Did you burn the Hokage?

"Don't make that face!" Kazuki held up a finger and waved it repeatedly, saying, "Every ninja in Konoha wants to be Hokage, but there's only one Hokage, which means 99.9% of people have no chance."

Cremation...

Utatane Koharu narrowed her eyes.

Mitokado Homura sighed, "Times have changed, I feel old."

What do you want to do?

Shisui and Itachi were so choked up they couldn't speak.

How can this thing you opened get any customers?

He could feel Shisui's power merging with his own.

Once the Uchiha possessed such a Forbidden Jutsu, it would truly be a disaster for the Ninja World.

Utatane Koharu looked at him, silent.

"There's no such logic in the world."

"Don't you agree with me?"