Uchiha Should Be Doing This!

Uchiha Should Be Doing This!

The Hokage's office was very quiet.

Utatane Koharu and Mitokado Homura frowned deeply, racking their brains.

Cremation Shop?

What was that supposed to be?

There were coffins in the ninja world!

There was also the concept of cremation.

It was just that, for the moment, the two elders could not make the connection.

Based on everyone's understanding of the Uchiha, he should have opened a weapons shop.

A teahouse or tavern would have been fine too.

"Yes!"

Knock, knock, knock!

"Speak. What slogan? I need to consider it carefully and see what mysteries it holds."

An Anbu suddenly spoke up, stopping Utatane Koharu and Mitokado Homura.

"Soon, within the next couple of days!"

That was it.

This was a shop spanning well over a hundred square meters.

If you had friends around you who had lived long enough, friends who got in the way, please reserve a spot for them in advance.

He looked suspicious and asked, "What is going on with you two?"

"Elders, don't overthink it. It's exactly the kind of Cremation Shop you're imagining."

That Forbidden Jutsu, if mishandled, could destroy the entire ninja world. Even their teacher had feared it and personally sealed it away.

We guarantee services passionate enough to melt you, allowing you to become wisps of smoke amid a contented smile, soaring through the blue sky, over towering mountains, across azure seas, until you reached the ends of the world.

The two of them thought of their teacher almost simultaneously.

That was exactly Uchiha Yishū's style!

Other than him, no one in the entire ninja world could do something like this.

People walked down the middle, and it was painfully refreshing!

"Come, come, come!" Yishū said enthusiastically. "Let me introduce things to you two. Our shop has five package tiers: Ordinary Level, Genin Level, Chunin Level, Jonin Level, and Hokage Level."

The Cremation Shop Yishū had opened was using Kurenai's storefront.

Mitokado Homura asked somewhat blankly, "It really is that kind of cremation?"

"This business makes money!" Yishū stiffly opened his mouth and said, "How else am I supposed to marry you without money?"

"You'd be short on money?"

"E-Elders!"

"Yes!"

Kurenai snorted. "Besides, what if you really are short on money? It's not like I am. However much you need, I'll give you."

Other than a house, there were several thriving shops, followed by a large sum of money, enough to ensure Kurenai would never lack food or clothing for the rest of her life.

Yishū walked lap after lap around the Cremation Shop. He was very satisfied with his establishment. Finally, he lay down atop one of the cabinets for storing bodies and sighed.

"I didn't have the fate to become Hokage while alive. Can't I at least experience it after I die?"

Upon hearing that, let alone Itachi and Shisui, even Kurenai's inner what the fuck surged forth nonstop like water from a broken floodgate.

She had barely touched the tens of millions of ryo her father had left her.

Mitokado Homura said unhappily, "Did you need to tell us that?"

Three days of free gifts—cremate one, get one free.

Mitokado Homura's breathing quickened as he ordered, "Mobilize every Anbu agent we can mobilize. Monitor Uchiha Yishū with all your strength, understood?"

"A proper Uchiha should be doing this!"

Utatane Koharu suddenly said, "Do you think the Uchiha might have developed some Forbidden Jutsu? Like..."

There was even a Hokage Level?

The latter...

"..."

Back then, their teacher had also developed an extremely terrifying Forbidden Jutsu through corpses.

"This subordinate believes the Uchiha definitely has some scheme..."

Unconcealed fear appeared on both their faces.

That evil Uchiha brat...

[Uchiha Cremation Shop, Grand Opening!]

"How would I know? We never should have put Danzo in confinement. When it comes to dealing with the Uchiha, Danzo should be the one doing it. That's what he's best at."

"Good!"

Warm up the furnace in advance. First come, first burned.

Yishū was looking forward to it.

"Right!"

Buy a coffin and take it home?

Or have themselves cremated?

Then what did you want me to say?

"This..."

"Koharu, let's go find Hiruzen and Danzo. Konoha has reached its most dangerous moment. We need to unite every force we can and can't let them keep fighting."

"Is there something else?"

Come to show support?

The two elders looked at each other.

"A slogan?"

Fuck, I'd already be dead. How would I care about all that?

What use was what I thought? Would you listen anyway?

After another brief silence, the two actually turned their eyes toward the Anbu. "What do you think?"

"Welcome!"

The most sincere blessing from the Uchiha—you deserve it!

What kind of Dojutsu would it be?

Yishū's hand moved to his eyes.

Back then, Yūhi Shinkō had been powerful and held a high position. Since he had only this one precious daughter, he naturally wanted to give her the very best of everything.

Other than the central corridor.

As a female ninja, Kurenai did not spend much. Her usual missions were enough to support herself.

A knock sounded at the door.

His thoughts gradually emptied, and his expression slowly returned to calm.

The scene fell quiet for a moment.

I'll fucking think about it on my knees!

The Anbu muttered inwardly.

This continued until Hiruzen Sarutobi stormed back into the office. Seeing the two standing there blankly and the Anbu kneeling on one knee, he could not help but freeze.

Yishū said lazily, "How could I spend a woman's money? That would be living off a woman."

As for the former, Itachi estimated that if he carried a coffin home, his parents would break his legs.

On one side were cabinets for storing bodies, and on the other were coffins for storing bodies.

An Uchiha genius opening something like this—how much had he drunk? What dishes had he eaten to get this wasted?

Seeing the two elders deep in thought, the Anbu seemed unable to bear it any longer. He shut his eyes.

Kurenai looked at him speechlessly. "What are you even doing? Of all things, why this line of work? You're an Uchiha genius, someone even Danzo can do nothing about."

"That makes sense!"

Could it be!

The Anbu fell silent.

"What is this evil Uchiha plotting now?"

P.S. If I can't reform you, I'll fucking cremate you.

"It's possible. Perhaps this subordinate is overthinking it, but there is one small matter." The Anbu carefully said, "Uchiha Yishū has put up promotional slogans for his shop."

Shisui's Dojutsu, fused with his own, would surely be incredibly powerful.

The Anbu handed over the paper he had prepared.

Yishū immediately jumped up and walked forward with a smile. Looking at the visitors, he said, "Shisui, Itachi? What brings you here? Did you hear I opened a shop and come to show your support?"

Utatane Koharu said sternly, "Remember, anything related to the Uchiha is never a small matter. Do you understand?"

His transformation was about to end.

Kurenai shook her head. "By the way, Yishū, when can you take off the bandages on your face?"

Were they going to drag the Hokage over here and cremate him?

"Don't make that face!" Yishū raised a finger and waved it repeatedly. "Every ninja in Konoha wants to become Hokage, but there is only one Hokage. That means ninety-nine percent of them will never get the chance."

Cremation...

Utatane Koharu narrowed her eyes.

Mitokado Homura sighed. "Times have changed. I feel old."

What were you trying to do?

Shisui and Itachi were left speechless.

How were they supposed to show support for this thing he had opened?

He could feel that Shisui's power had already merged into his own.

If the Uchiha possessed such a Forbidden Jutsu, it would truly be a disaster for the ninja world.

Utatane Koharu looked at him, silently speechless.

"There is no such logic in this world."

"Don't you think I'm right?"