Naruto: This Uchiha is Too Evil!
Chapter 39

Kazuki's Regret

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Chapter 39: Kazuki's Regret

"Boss!"

The two called out to Kazuki.

"B-Boss?"

"That's right!" Kazuki said with a smile. "These two are employees at my shop. I pay them wages, we don't do shady business."

Itachi and Shisui fell silent once more.

You're amazing!

You're hiring Jonin as employees!

Damn it, the entire Uchiha clan only has about thirty Jonin, and the whole of Konoha has just over three hundred. What shop in Konoha uses Jonin as employees?

You really are a filial son!

"Hokage-sama!"

"Brother Kazuki!"

"Mm!"

"Sigh!"

"Sigh, my grandfather died so tragically, not even a body was left."

Shisui and Itachi bowed respectfully at the same time.

Naruto only made people feel disgusted, but Kazuki went all out to deal with him.

You can't go all out and kill a child for a little prank!

"Hokage-sama, Brother Kazuki opened this... shop, so we came to take a look."

Damn dog, so quick to act.

Not long ago, Kazuki's battle with Danzō, where he killed more than ten Root ninja on the spot, had also made the Third Hokage wary.

Itachi: "..."

In the end, it all benefited Kazuki!

The Third Hokage, feeling increasingly distressed, drank a cup of tea and turned to leave.

Who knew that as soon as he entered, Kazuki wanted to burn him.

If you can say three serious sentences, I'll lose!

"What?" Kazuki said unhappily. "Did I say something wrong?"

Otherwise, the Third Hokage would never have allowed these two to get together.

Just as Shisui was about to speak, Itachi spoke first.

Kazuki looked at Hiruzen Sarutobi, who had a dark expression, and said, "... Do you want to try it yourself?"

He couldn't help but be wary of Kazuki's strength.

Itachi was silent for a moment and said, "I'll do my best!"

As he approached Fugaku's house, Setsuna happened to be walking out.

When Itachi heard that Fugaku and Setsuna were together, his expression tightened.

Kazuki nodded in satisfaction and was about to go out when the bell hanging at the door rang.

Third Hokage: "..."

Those were the elites of the village used for executing A-rank, and even S-rank, missions.

Even the cunning Third Hokage almost couldn't hold back.

He elegantly poured tea for the Third Hokage.

Looking at Kurenai Yuhi, the Third Hokage's brow twitched again.

As Kazuki sighed with regret that he hadn't been able to burn Kagami, Kurenai walked in with tea.

Finally!

The Third Hokage decided to come and see for himself.

The result was naturally Danzō shouting, "This evil Uchiha, he must have a trick!"

It's good that the two of them are together, so he doesn't have to meet them one by one.

Without even turning his head, Kazuki opened his mouth and said, "Are the guests looking to burn friends and family, or themselves? Burning different people has different prices."

Kazuki nodded and said, "Both of them are here, perfect. I'll go too."

Kazuki also said slowly, "Given how Shisui and I look right now, Third Hokage, when you go down and meet my grandfather, have you thought about what you're going to say?"

The Third Hokage sighed and said, "Kazuki, you are an excellent ninja with the potential to become Hokage. I hope you can focus more, even for your deceased grandfather, Kagami!"

"Welcome!"

His expression turned serious.

Unknowingly, he had fallen for the trap.

And what's more!

"Since you've decided to change the relationship between the village and the clan, when you become the vice clan leader, I hope you won't have any prejudice."

The Third Hokage looked at Kazuki, whose face was bandaged, and then at Shisui, who had walked out of the reception room, and was speechless.

The Third Hokage said faintly, "Is it possible that I just wanted to see the grandson of an old friend?"

"Moreover, Grandpa will surely bless my business with prosperity and burn throughout the Ninja World!"

I really want to hit him!

Thinking of the tormented Danzō.

Has this child been stimulated?

They even specifically called Danzō out of solitary confinement to discuss it together.

"For example, your father, although he has fierce eyes and doesn't look like a good person, in reality, he's not too bad."

"Mhm!"

Kazuki also hurriedly went to find Fugaku and Setsuna.

"Therefore, you absolutely cannot learn from others and judge people by their appearance, otherwise, your father would have been chopped to death several times already."

Kazuki looked at the Third Hokage and said, "Lord Third Hokage, are you here to book Danzō? If I were to cremate Lord Danzō, I'd probably have to pay out of my own pocket! No? Is it Elder Mitokado or Elder Utatane? I can only give them a discounted price! Not them either? It can't be yourself, can it? Lord Third Hokage, are you tired of living?"

Third Hokage: "..."

"This..."

"He's at home!" Nantō replied, "Elder Setsuna is also here. The two of them should be discussing something."

Brother Kazuki, you're going to great lengths for the shop!

How much influence did Kurenai Yuhi leave behind.

His expression was somewhat indescribable.

"Oh!"

The Third Hokage's face twitched. He took a deep breath and tried to soften his voice as much as possible. "Kazuki, you're messing around again. You actually opened a crematorium? If your grandfather Kagami knew, who knows how angry he would be!"

This was the daughter-in-law he had set his sights on, but she ended up being taken by Kazuki.

The Hokage nodded gently, looking at the two of them, he finally felt a little like the Hokage.

Kazuki inquired, "Where is the clan leader?"

Itachi smiled slightly and was about to speak when Kazuki's next sentence came out.

Kazuki sighed and said, "Otherwise, let's use my grandfather's body for the shop's grand opening. It would definitely be very meaningful."

"Why are you two here?"

Kazuki nodded repeatedly and said, "When he died, there wasn't even a body left. If he knew his grandson opened a crematorium, he'd definitely be angry that he couldn't experience it."

Kazuki's identity was sensitive.

The Hokage didn't doubt him. Instead, he understood a lot from the expression on Itachi's face.

Shisui rolled his eyes at the words, wishing he could slap him.

His ambitions were also grand enough.

How good could his Hokage be?

Kazuki's pranks were far more potent than Naruto's.

"We have five levels, the lowest being ordinary people, and the highest being Hokage level. We can guarantee you will enjoy Hokage-like treatment and pass away with a smile. May I ask, esteemed customer..."

Making so many people in Konoha owe him a favor.

Upon hearing that Kazuki had opened such a thing, his jaw nearly dropped in shock.

Kurenai herself was outstanding among female ninja, and becoming a Jonin was only a matter of time.

Itachi's expression was slightly tense. "Speak!"

This was as good as directly asking, "Can you be a normal ninja for a few days?"

"He would indeed be angry!"

Kazuki looked at Itachi seriously and said, "When it comes to people and matters, don't have any preconceived notions. You must face them with a fair and just attitude."

There was no other way. The position of Hokage had too little presence in front of Kazuki.

It was said that Kazuki had been sleeping at Kurenai's house for the past few days, and the two of them should have made substantial progress.

"Itachi, you don't need to go. Help me watch the shop. If a customer comes, just burn them directly, no, ask them how they want to be burned."

Kazuki spoke too quickly, revealing his inner thoughts. Seeing their silent expressions, he quickly waved his hand. "I'll go and confirm your vice clan leader position. Don't worry, I'm confident. However, Itachi, I hope you can promise me one thing."

Shisui: "..."

Without a word, Kazuki pulled Setsuna and returned to Fugaku's house, followed by a howl.

"Clan leader, I've come to deliver a warning! Your son wants to stab you! You need to be careful behind you!"

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