He Should Be Eating Dog Feces

At this point, Old Gouzi and I couldn't hold back any longer. We shot to our feet, not caring about the consequences.

We launched into a flurry of punches and kicks at Wu Sheng! Old Gouzi, not even caring if Wu Sheng was alive or dead, just wanted to shove all the remaining dog feces on his body into Wu Sheng!

Just then, "I, holy shit! You two brothers, don't get so worked up! I! I haven't even gone out yet! I'm Great Immortal Golden Toad!"

"Whoosh~!"

Damn it, thank goodness the Golden Toad shouted in time. It was close, just a little bit closer and Old Gouzi and I would have lost our minds and directly killed Wu Sheng, along with the Golden Toad.

It took a good while to calm down and regain my composure.

It was only then that I realized I had bullied the wrong ghost. According to the Golden Toad, it was Xue Pan who discovered this whole mess.

As everyone knows, Xue Pan is a lecher, a total pervert who can't walk past a female ghost. He happened to see Li Meng and impure thoughts arose in his heart.

However, after learning about Li Meng's ordeal, Xue Pan, the lecher, actually developed a sense of justice. He recognized Li Meng as his sister and promised to help her get revenge.

No wonder, no wonder he wouldn't say who sent him last night, no matter how much I beat him. Sigh, I'll have to find an opportunity to properly apologize to Xue Pan later.

At this moment, I felt that not all ghosts are bad. Sometimes, humans are worse than ghosts.

How does that song go? I fear ghosts, but they haven't harmed me in the slightest. I don't fear humans, but humans have wounded me all over.

Damn it! Wu Sheng, Wu Sheng! I'll make sure he dies a horrible death!

"Brother Jin! My brother and I..."

Knowing how badly I had messed up, I intended to sincerely apologize to the Golden Toad.

Brother Jin waved his hand dismissively, "Alas, ignorance is no excuse. Since you are not the type to aid and abet evil, let bygones be bygones, brother."

I admired Brother Jin's magnanimity and unconsciously cupped my hands towards him, "Brother Jin, your righteousness is commendable. As the saying goes, we become friends after a fight. If you ever need my help in the future, just say the word, and I'll definitely lend my full support."

Seeing me like this, Old Gouzi scratched his head and, just like me, said to Brother Jin, "Me too!"

From then on, I no longer interfered in this matter.

Half a month passed.

During this time, the Village Chief visited me countless times, wanting me to remove the evil entity from Wu Sheng. However, I turned him away each time.

"Sir, isn't he not bothering the sows anymore? Then why treat him? Can't be treated!"

Brother Jin and Xue Pan were quite decent. Since we had that fight, they stopped controlling Wu Sheng to bother the village sows. Instead, they found a Dung Beetle Great Immortal to help, having the Dung Beetle Great Immortal possess Wu Sheng to eat feces every day.

The Village Chief continued, "Yes, he's not bothering the sows anymore, but now he's eating excrement all over the village! People are about to turn into feces! Wherever he goes, it stinks. Even the flies don't bother anyone else when they see him. Chan Xin, hurry up and take a look!"

"Oh my, why should I look at him, sir? It's disgusting. It's normal. It would be strange if he didn't eat feces. I've calculated it for him. Don't let his appearance fool you; the soul inside him is that of a dog. After I drove out the evil from him, his innate talent awakened. It's normal for him to eat feces."

Hearing my nonsensical ramblings, the Village Chief knew I was just trying to placate him.

He thought, how did Wu Sheng, a perfectly fine living person, turn into a dog eating feces?

But he couldn't do anything to me, so he could only shake his head and leave.

The reason I'm still here and haven't left is that I'm waiting. I've calculated that Brother Jin and Xue Pan will face a tribulation, and it would be good for me to stay and lend them a hand.

Of course, during these past half a month, I not only taught Old Gouzi how to make evil-dispelling dog feces but also passed down the Eight Divisions Vajra Skill to him.

Gouzi practices the Eight Divisions Vajra Skill every morning and collects dog feces in the afternoon. As for me, I've been meditating, using this time to strengthen my divine soul power.

Another week passed. One day, a group of people came to the village, claiming to be missionaries from abroad.

They had somehow heard that someone in the village was possessed and came under the banner of righteousness to exorcise the evil.

Initially, I didn't think much of it. But that afternoon, Xue Pan rushed to Gouzi's house to find me for help.

"Big Brother! Brother Chan Xin! Big Brother, save me!"

I was meditating in the house when I heard Xue Pan shouting from afar.

Soon after, Xue Pan floated into the room, and Old Gouzi followed.

Of course, Gouzi's parents couldn't see Xue Pan or hear his shouts. Old Gouzi could hear and see him because I had helped him open his Clairvoyance and Clairaudience.

"Chan, Brother Chan Xin, Brother Jin has been captured by those people."

"What? Damn it!"

"Old Ghost!"

Upon hearing that the Golden Toad had been captured, I instantly became enraged, as did Old Gouzi.

When my brother and I had beaten up Xue Pan and the Golden Toad without even understanding the situation, these two gentlemen were magnanimous and didn't hold it against us. We were just waiting for an opportunity to repay their kindness, and now the Golden Toad had been captured.

"Let's go! Xue Pan, lead the way!"

Without a word, Old Gouzi and I grabbed our magical artifacts and followed Xue Pan to the rescue.

The two of us and the ghost ran out of the village. Those people were loading sacks into a vehicle. We could faintly hear croaking sounds coming from inside the sacks.

Damn it, no need to guess, that must be the Golden Toad inside.

I started yelling from a distance: "Fuck your mothers! Put it down!"

Hearing my curses, the group turned around and stood together.

As I ran closer, I took several deep breaths.

The leader, a white-haired old bastard in a black robe, stepped forward with a smile like an aunt's. He slowly said, "Young man, may the holiness and love of Lord Jesus always surround you, filling your life with happiness and peace, Amen."

Damn, as soon as I heard that, I guessed it. This bunch of charlatans was from Brother Jesus's faction. I just didn't know which one, because as far as I knew, Brother Jesus had several branches, the most famous being Catholicism, Orthodoxy, and Protestantism.

There were also some cults operating under Brother Jesus's name.

From their clothing, I really couldn't tell.

I frowned and asked indifferently, "Which unit are you from?"

The white-haired old bastard said, "We are messengers of God, disciples from the Heavenly Father, Amen."

Disciples Society? Holy shit? I'd never heard of that. Ignoring their stares, I immediately took out my phone and searched for information on the spot.

"Hey, Xiaodu, Xiaodu."

"I'm here, Master."

"Search for me what kind of church the Disciples Society is."

"Hello, Master. You have searched for information about the Disciples Society. Please listen carefully;

Third Redemption Christianity? Also known as the Disciples Society, "Third Redemption Cult," "Wilderness Narrow Gate," etc., was established by Ji Sanbao in 1989. The main differences between the Disciples Society and Christianity lie in their doctrines, objects of faith, methods of activity, social harm, management methods, and meeting content.

This cult organization uses the name of Christianity to spread its beliefs. Its doctrines, faith, and practices are far from orthodox Christianity, often containing extreme thoughts and behaviors that cause harm to society and individuals. Therefore, understanding and identifying cult organizations is crucial for protecting personal and social safety."

After hearing this, my entire face darkened. Damn it! This was a cult that had developed under the guise of Brother Jesus!