Primal Chaos: Even the Three Pure Ones Must Call Me 'Second Uncle'
Chapter 37

You Fucking Bitch, Am I Giving You Too Much Face?!

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In the Hong Yuan Grand Hall, Hong Yuan pondered where exactly he had gone wrong.

Why had his boy and girl attendants turned out like this not long after they left? Each one was even more crude than he was. Was this appropriate? It was not! Perhaps part of the reason was that he had told them quite a few little stories from his past life during idle times—like Lin Daiyu angrily pulling out Lu Zhishen and beating the Red Hare to death with three punches. But it shouldn't have come to this. After searching for a long time and still finding no issue, he finally had to attribute it to Yang Mei having corrupted his attendants before.

In the Primordial Wilderness.

Just as Cuiwei and the others were about to rest, the once clear sky suddenly turned dark and gloomy. Looking up, they saw rolling black clouds gathering like surging waves at the distant horizon, quickly blotting out most of the sky. Accompanied by deep, terrifying roars, massive, ferocious-looking great demons emerged faintly from the thick black clouds. Riding the dark clouds, they sped toward Cuiwei and the others at an alarming pace. A rough count showed over twenty of these great demons, a truly horrifying sight. Among them were three demon kings at the mid-stage of the Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal realm. Their demonic aura seemed to blot out the sky, utterly terrifying.

Seeing this, Cuiwei couldn't help but frown slightly. Were they coming for them? But they hadn't caused much trouble! However, when he noticed the many Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasures they hadn't yet put away, he seemed to understand something instantly. At that moment, the great demons also locked their gazes on those Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasures, their eyes turning red with fierce greed and malice. The three demon kings almost laughed out loud. It was true—these people really did have hundreds of Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasures. They hadn't expected to find such resources right after returning to the Primordial Wilderness. This would perfectly make up for the resources they had lost setting up the Four Directions God Protection Array earlier. It was worth rushing over without rest after hearing the news. Once they obtained these Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasures, as long as they didn't court death, they were sure to survive this Kalpa.

But they still felt a trace of caution. A number of Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasures like this wasn't something an ordinary force could obtain—they might have offended some big shot. Only they, as Zenith Heaven Golden Immortals, knew that while they could carve out territory on the surface of the Primordial Wilderness, before those Ancestors and true big shots, they were nothing but beasts. After a moment of thought, they called out loudly, "Which Ancestor's sect do you belong to?!"

Hearing this, the attendants instinctively looked at Cuiwei, who was at the front. Big brother, think of a sect name quickly! Cuiwei, upon hearing this, first made a bow to the three demon kings, observing all formalities before replying, "We are disciples under Ancestor Lin Daiyu. Hearing that the Primordial Wilderness is about to fall into chaos, we have come out to make a contribution to it." The three demon kings looked at each other in confusion. They began searching their minds for the name of this Ancestor, but after thinking for a long time, they still couldn't figure out who this person was. They knew the names of all the great powers, from ordinary Zenith Heaven Golden Immortals to Golden Immortals of the Origin, who had gathered when the array was set up, but they had no impression of this Lin Daiyu Ancestor. That left two possibilities: either the name was fake, or this Ancestor's strength had never reached the Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal realm before, so they had never heard of him.

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After thinking it over, the three demon kings continued in a rumbling voice, "May I ask what kind of figure Ancestor Lin Daiyu is?!" Before Cuiwei could speak, another attendant behind him snorted coldly, "Our Ancestor is a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal cultivator. It's only natural you haven't heard of him!" Cuiwei quickly reached out to stop that attendant, as if afraid that too many words would lead to a slip. But this move made the three demon kings reach a decision in their hearts. Sure enough, it was a newly broken-through Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal.

But the problem arose: how could a single Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal possess so many Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasures?

"I wonder, young friends, how do you have so many Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasures in your hands?"

The boy behind Cuiwei suddenly stepped forward, tilting his head up with a face full of arrogant confidence. "What kind of figure is our Ancestor? He has a treasure in hand called the Treasure Gathering Basin, which can automatically absorb all heavenly treasures from the myriad realms!"

"Gulp~"

Hearing this, the group of great demons couldn't hold back, swallowing hard, their greed laid bare for all to see.

They simply couldn't imagine such a treasure existing.

If they possessed such a treasure, wouldn't they never lack Innate Spiritual Treasures again?

Not only those great demons, but even the three demon kings had flushed faces, their massive bodies trembling uncontrollably, causing the surrounding heaven and earth to rumble.

Suddenly, they could no longer restrain themselves.

They laughed arrogantly: "Thank you for the explanation, young friends. We just heard you emerged for the sake of the Primordial Wilderness?"

"That's right!"

"In that case, why not hand over your treasures to us, so they can better contribute to the Primordial Wilderness? What do you think? After all, these treasures can only unleash their full potential in the hands of those with profound cultivation."

Cuiwei and the others all put on a synchronized look of sudden realization.

"You want to seize our treasures?"

The three demon kings dropped the pretense, unleashing their cultivation aura.

"That depends on whether you're willing to part with them!"

The three demon kings had assumed that by releasing their aura, Cuiwei and his group would surely panic and beg for mercy, since the Ancestor they spoke of was merely a Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal.

But unexpectedly, not a single person showed fear; instead, they seemed eager for a fight.

The next moment, Cuiwei's face flushed red, brimming with excitement.

"You bastard! We treated you kindly, and you want to rob us of our treasures?!"

"Did I fucking give you too much face?!"

"Brothers and sisters, grab your weapons, let's fuck them up!!"

With that, those who had long been itching for action, eyes red and gleaming with excitement, unhesitatingly activated their treasures.

In an instant, treasures of all colors and shapes burst forth with dazzling radiance, carrying a world-destroying momentum, like a dense meteor shower, bombarding the group of great demons from all directions.

The shift in attitude was so swift that the great demons and demon kings barely had time to react, catching them completely off guard.

They never imagined that these people, speaking so politely one moment, would turn so decisive and ruthless the next, striking at them without hesitation.

So much so that when the brilliant divine light from the treasures was about to slam into their faces, the great demons only snapped back to reality in a daze.

"Quick, defend!!"

With the demon king's terrified roar, the great demons finally woke up, frantically summoning their own treasures to try and block the ferocious assault.

But just then, figures began arriving from all directions on the horizon.

It was the other boys and girls who had split off earlier.

They were covered in blood, exuding a fierce Sha Qi.

Especially the leader, Han Su. Her face was as cold as frost, holding a crystalline jade cauldron, surrounded by a layer of bone-chilling cold air, as if a single move could freeze everything around her into ice.

Seeing them arrive, the most anxious weren't the great demons or demon kings.

It was Cuiwei and his group.

Cuiwei's face turned purple as he strained to shout at the top of his lungs.

"Brothers, hurry, fucking hit them, the kill-stealers are coming!!!"

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