I Ate Fried Chicken on the Himalayan Mountains

"Is it too late to join the demons' camp now?"

The answer is, of course, too late.

Since receiving divine grace, Xu Nan's character card has gained an additional mark.

[Azure Dreamland Faction: Bird Village]

Fine, he'd gotten on that pirate ship, and Xu Nan was filled with regret.

If these Blue Crystal could be moved out, countless ordinary people could become professionals, Xu Nan becoming the world's richest man would be just around the corner!

The turkeys over there started calling out:

"Hey, you little rascal, and that girl too, and that ostrich with the ridiculously funny laugh, come help us out!"

Xu Nan and the other two went over and were annoyed.

It turns out that the so-called "warriors" sent by the God Above were actually tasked with moving Blue Crystal!

They needed to complete the task of moving the Blue Crystal within a limited time; Xu Nan thought that he would receive a reward after escorting the Blue Crystal to a safe place.

However, this is not actually the case.

They can only gain reputation in Bird Village!

For every truckload of Blue Crystal delivered, you get 10 reputation points. Who knows what the hell these reputation points are for?

What's even more frustrating is that they have to use their bird form under divine Transformation Technique to complete this transport task.

Qin Lele was alright; after all, she was an eagle, strong and capable of carrying a lot of Blue Crystal in one go, by grabbing and snatching them.

The Bei Feng was also clever; the ostrich was naturally used to carry Blue Crystal, and it could carry away a large amount of Blue Crystal each time.

As for Xu Nan, emmm...

The oriole struggled forward, carrying a single Blue Crystal in its beak, Turkey A'Tu, carrying several Blue Crystal, hurried past it.

"Young man, Li doesn't seem to be in good physical condition. He needs to exercise more."

"From now on, the task of maintaining the normal transportation of Blue Crystal Mine will fall on Li's shoulders!"

Xu Nan was extremely depressed.

You asked him why he didn't try to become High Imitation Kun? Well, that goldfish would be crushed to death by a normal-sized Blue Crystal.

Xu Nan also considered slacking off during the transport or stealing a piece of Blue Crystal to take with him, but the former was supervised by Turkey A'Tu Xu Nan, and the three of them were reduced to porters, which was extremely difficult; the latter was simply impossible, as the Blue Crystal could not be put into any storage device, and the bird guards here were all legendary-level Divinity Being, so who knows why they made their group carry the crystal!

Didn't those divine guardian birds resolve the issue quickly enough?

Xu Nan felt that the so-called God Above was probably making things difficult for her!

While he was moving crystals in the Azure Dreamland, he desperately hoped that the evil spirit mentioned by Turkey Atu would attack, so that he might be able to take some Blue Crystal away while the situation was in disarray.

But those evil spirits were as cowardly as a horse; Xu Nan was almost exhausted, and they never showed up.

This Azure Dreamland is truly magical. Xu Nan and his group did not encounter any other teammates in the Blue Crystal Mine, leading him to guess that they must have been assigned to other locations.

Why did I bring so many people?

I wish I hadn't come!

If I had known, I would have gone with Zheng Xie to Five Yang Lake to fight the evil dragon...

Xu Nan was filled with resentment.

At this moment, he finally felt the pain of Jingwei. His pair of oriole wings were flapping so badly they looked like New Orleans roasted chicken wings, and his reputation points had barely increased by 1 point.

This means that he only transported one-tenth of the Blue Crystal in the truck.

"I can't take it anymore!"

"At this rate, I'll be exhausted to death. I still have my voice. Even if I die and am nailed to a coffin, I'll still shout out from my grave with these decaying vocal cords..."

"I'm hungry, I want fried chicken!"

Xu Nan angrily prepared to strike.

Just then, Atu, the Turkey A'Tu carrying a huge pile of Blue Crystal, pounced over:

"Young man, that's enough for today. Remember to come and help out every day in the future."

Before Xu Nan could react, a strange force of repulsion pushed him out of the Azure Dreamland!

In that instant, a realization dawned on him.

The Azure Dreamland is not open to Earth indefinitely. In the days to come, he will only be able to enter the Azure Dreamland while he is asleep!

"So this is a place to grind reputation for a long time, huh? Too bad I never got a chance to encounter any Protoss..."

Xu Nan was starving. He deactivated his divine Transformation Technique, took out a steaming hot fried chicken from his storage device, and began to shovel...

He took out a glass of Coke, and casually added some ice he had chiseled from the nearby mountain. It was incredibly refreshing!

Etc.

Xu Nan suddenly realized why there was such pure ice around her!

It was only at this moment that he began to take in the vast scenery around him:

Rugged rocks, endless snow, and a commanding view from above.

The intense cold struck, and if it weren't for his strong bloodline resistance, he probably would have fainted long ago!

Xu Nan looked around and realized he had no idea how he had ended up in the snow-capped mountains!

His hands trembled as he took out his phone and located it.

Well, Baidu Maps conveniently assigned him the "Himalayan Mountains".

"Gurgle, gurgle." My stomach is growling again.

Xu Nan hesitated for a moment, then decided to eat the fried dough sticks first. He ate them happily and didn't forget to take a picture of himself as a souvenir.

After all, it's quite rare to go to the Himalayan Mountains to eat fried chicken.

Xu Nan casually posted a Weibo post; anyway, with his meager following, no one would care, right?

Then he confidently started eating chicken.

In Xin'er's Live Stream Room.

Because the limelight has been stolen by the mysterious Lan Lan, Xin'er hasn't been in a good mood lately.

Although she was live streaming, she was silently scrolling through Weibo and browsing the web, completely ignoring her viewers.

But the barrage of comments never stopped.

[Xin'er has become withdrawn, what should I do? Maybe I should become withdrawn too!]

[Xin'er, sing a song...]

[The streamer should not turn their back to the camera...] This post was quickly banned.

Suddenly, a strange picture appeared on the webpage. The man in the picture was wearing a thin thermal shirt and holding fried chicken and cola. The background was a vast snow line!

"Eating chicken alone in the Himalayan Mountains can be quite lonely."

Below that is the geolocation information.

The comments section exploded at that moment.

Who is this guy? A show-off?

[Eating chicken on the Himalayan Mountains? That must be photoshopped!]

There are so many attention-seekers these days. Wait, why is Xin'er paying attention to such a despicable person?!

Xin'er stared at the picture for a moment, then slowly said:

"He is my brother."

The live chat crashed for half a minute.

Then start brushing.

[My brother-in-law is so awesome and domineering!]

[My brother-in-law successfully won a chicken dinner by parachuting into the Himalayan Mountains by himself! Congratulations!]

[My brother-in-law is so handsome! Is he really in the Himalayan Mountains? Why doesn't he do an outdoor live stream?]

Unsurprisingly, Xu Nan suddenly became a viral sensation online.

Many people debated whether the picture was photoshopped, but the professional results quickly came out that it was a genuine selfie.

However, many people do not believe the assessment results because the results show that Xu Nan did not even use beauty filters, which is not scientific. How can someone be so handsome?

Soon, Xu Nan's Weibo followers began to surge.

The topic "[I'm playing PUBG on the Himalayan Mountains]" has started to appear at the top of trending searches.

Girls were discussing Xu Nan's stunning good looks; men were scrutinizing the photo for signs of manipulation; and many more were discussing just how amazing this professional was.

Yes, what started simply by Xin'er's fans has gradually evolved into a massive discussion among the entire nation about whether professionals are even human!

After all, Xu Nan in the photo was wearing thermal underwear and was at least above the snow line. She looked calm and composed, seemingly unaffected by the high altitude.

Everyone has their own opinions on this topic.

Many people worry that professionals have transcended the definition of humanity, and wonder if they will become another race and turn around to oppress humans.

But most people still share a consensus:

This guy's act of showing off was absolutely flawless!

Xu Nan, who was still rushing home, was naturally unaware that she had become an internet sensation.

He contacted a few friends and found that everyone else had returned to the hospital, except for Xu Nan, who had been dumped on the Himalayan Mountains.

Fortunately, it wasn't the summit of Mount Everest, otherwise even with Xu Nan's bloodline resistance, he wouldn't have been able to withstand it.

After finishing the fried chicken, he finally felt a bit cold, so he took out the magic carpet and flew eastward.

As he passed a commercial airliner, he greeted it, and a little girl inside the plane's round window was immediately frightened and burst into tears.

After rushing around, Xu Nan finally returned to H City, exhausted both physically and mentally.

When everyone met up, they all gained a deeper understanding of Azure Dreamland.

This place is for grinding reputation in the long run. As for what reputation is used for, Xu Nan already had a guess in his mind. Although everyone is not in the same place, they each have their own opportunities, which is not bad.

Xu Nan made a point of sending a message to Bei Feng and found that the guy was still in North America, hanging out with the Native Americans, which put his mind at ease.

Unfortunately, the hospital entrance has disappeared, and finding the entrance to Azure Dreamland again will likely be extremely difficult.

However, this group of people was still able to successfully infiltrate through their dreams at night.

That night, Xu Nan went to the Alchemy Workshop in the underground city.

He planned to practice his potion-making skills. After all, he had read so many books and had enough theoretical knowledge, but his practical skills were clearly lacking.

More importantly, while he was carrying Blue Crystal and paddling around in the Azure Dreamland, he secretly harvested a lot of high-quality potion-making raw materials!

He looked at the numerous potion recipes in his alchemist job list and felt somewhat troubled.

That's just the kind of happy trouble you get.

While other low-level alchemists were still selling their blood and kidneys for capitalists to obtain their first alchemy recipe, Xu Nan already had more than a hundred first-level potion recipes in his list!

"[Happy Wind Eye? Forget it, that potion is for acceleration, I already have speed oil..."

"[Seven Times a Night]? That's pointless. We warlocks would just waste this kind of potion that temporarily increases spell slots!"

"[Powerful Headbutt]? Increases head resistance to blows? This potion... seems somewhat useful!"

Xu Nan looked at them one by one.

He was struggling with making a decision.

Just then, the City Management Captain came over.

"Xu Nan, you just sent a mass text message saying you want to dress as a woman, is that true?"

Qin Lele's eyes sparkled. "Tomorrow is Christmas Eve! Are you going to wear women's clothes on our date?"

Xu Nan sneered, "Please read the entire text message. I'm throwing a Christmas party at home tomorrow, and you won't be able to escape. You'll all be there!"

Qin Lele was shocked. "I didn't expect you to be so bold. Aren't you afraid of a horrific scene of carnage? Aren't you afraid of being torn to pieces by us?"

Xu Nan waved his hand, indicating that he had nothing to fear from a clear conscience!

"Come here, let me take a look."

"I've recently started studying potions, but I don't know which potion to start with..."

Qin Lele tilted her head. "When it comes to potions, safety is more important."

"After all, once it's sold, it can't possibly kill anyone!"

"Secondly, we need to consider economic factors and the national situation. With everyone under so much pressure these days, more and more people are experiencing hair loss, so of course, making Hair Growth Serum is the most promising business!"

Xu Nan took a look and saw that there really was an option for "Strong Hair Growth Potion"!

"Okay, it's settled then."

Xu Nan happily began making Strong Hair Growth Potion.

Since it was Qin Lele's suggestion, Xu Nan named this potion "Qin Lele Strong Hair Growth Liquid"!

The first batch of potion was produced very quickly.

Xu Nan does not have a pharmaceutical production license and dares not sell in China, since it is not covered by medical insurance.

He thought about it and decided to throw them all into Lost Paradise. Anyway, it's not certain that anyone would buy them, and even if he sold them, he might not be able to cheat anyone.

Even if they don't sell, it's okay, just treat it as practice!

So he began making the next batch of Qin Lele brand potent hair growth liquid!

Lost Paradise.

The Thirteenth Alchemy Center.

Sean was walking towards his office.

He has been looking increasingly haggard lately; in his efforts to find a way to punish Xu Nan, this great devil, he has gone completely bald.

Violet urged him to take a good vacation, and he eventually agreed.

After all, he needs to be rational and not ruin his looks for the sake of work.

He touched his bald head, feeling somewhat melancholy, and finally decided to go to the trading center to buy some hair-growth potions.

He happened to see a newly released batch of potions, Qin Lele brand, probably the work of some novice alchemist.

He bought it without much thought. After all, as long as you have the formula, even a complete novice can make a decent hair growth product, right?

He took a bottle of hair growth serum to the office.

When he arrived at the office, he found it completely silent.

On the big screen, the blood-red score was jumping wildly!

Sean sensed something was wrong and yelled, "What happened?"

An assistant ran over with great difficulty and whispered:

"Xu Nan's points... are starting to explode..."

"It has already risen to... 20 million!"

Sean's hand went limp, and he dropped the hair growth serum onto the ground, breaking it instantly!

"Never mind... let him be."

Sean looked like he had aged more than ten years.

He looked at the hair growth serum on the ground, and adhering to the principle of thrift, picked up the half-bottle that hadn't yet leaked out and started drinking it. He couldn't help it; he was extremely thirsty.

I need to drink some water to calm down!

The assistant casually picked up the label from the hair growth serum:

"It seems the instructions above state that this product is for external use..."

Puff!

Sean started ranting.

I vomited for quite a while.

The assistant rubbed his eyes, wiped the stains off the label, and his face lit up with joy.

"The above indicates that this product can be used both externally and internally..."

Cough cough cough!

Sean felt that life was so hard.

He looked at his assistant with a complicated expression. "What else did they add up to?"

The assistant's expression also turned strange:

"Above, the creator, Xu Nan."

Sean: "???"

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