The Shameless Sorcerer
Chapter 110

Are Foreign Moons Really Rounder?

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Qin Lele stared at Xu Nan's phone for a moment, then said with absolute certainty:

"It's quite a distance, at least several meters!"

Xu Nan was initially puzzled, but then suddenly realized that several meters was nothing!

He was about to criticize the City Management Captain for his lack of common sense when Qin Lele suddenly jumped up as if she had noticed something:

Why does your phone have a signal?!

Xu Nan asked in surprise, "Huh? Doesn't your phone have a signal?"

Qin Lele angrily raised her phone, and the signal strength was indeed zero bars.

Xu Nan thought for a moment and said, "It's probably because I'm a user of China Mobile M-Zone!"

Qin Lele said with a look of disdain, "You're clearly connected to IFI!"

Xu Nan looked down and saw that it really was.

He checked the time of the automatic connection and found that the IFI had automatically connected as soon as he entered the Azure Dreamland.

It seems that IXI has a password, I don't know why Xu Nan's phone connects automatically.

Xu Nan looked left and right and felt that the name IFI seemed somewhat familiar.

[Bfqaq!]

Qin Lele: "BF? Xu Nan, did you find a boyfriend behind my back? Why can't I connect to this IIF?"

Xu Nan was also surprised. He looked up and saw that he was surrounded by villagers from Bird Village. It seemed that the situation was not quite what he had imagined!

"You're a thief, so cracking passwords is a required course for you, right?"

Xu Nan.

Qin Lele nodded, preparing to use her professional knowledge to crack the IFI password, but less than two minutes later she was crying and clinging to Xu Nan's leg, begging for the password:

"The wanderers from another world simply don't have such advanced skills as cracking codes!"

Xu Nan suddenly felt full of confidence in defeating the Pro World!

"Young man, and that girl too, if you don't come soon the driver is about to leave!"

Turkey A'Tu was calling out from below.

Xu Nan and Qin Lele discussed it and found that both sides had accepted faction missions and basically chose the Bird Village side. So they decided to go to the so-called Blue Crystal Mine to see if they could meet up with their other companions.

The two descended from the treetop and ran to a very thick main branch, where a rather luxurious Deer Carriage was already waiting. Turkey A'Tu stood arrogantly on the carriage, issuing orders.

Xu Nan went closer and felt that there was something unusual about the deer pulling the cart.

"This deer's antlers are broken, and why is there string wrapped around its head?"

The words of the City Management Captain were a wake-up call.

Xu Nan slapped his thigh. "Bei Feng!"

Among the deer pulling the cart, a burly man suddenly straightened up, looking at Xu Nan with a somewhat bewildered expression.

One of his antlers was indeed broken off, and it seemed to be temporarily held up with some bandages, which looked rather heartbreaking.

"Bei Feng? I'm Xu Nan!"

"What are you doing? Weren't you in North America? Why are you back?"

Xu Nan was also confused.

The burly man's body trembled, and he pressed a single finger to his lips:

"Shh, I'm trying to blend into the deer herd qaq!"

"I took a mission from an Indian chief to observe how their gods reproduce qaq!"

"Huh? Xu Nan? What are you doing here too? QAQ"

Xu Nan was stunned. Why do you always include emoticons like holding up a sign and saying "QAQ" in real life?

The real-life Bei Feng was no different from the photo; he was a slightly chubby young man, only much more robust than Xu Nan had imagined. With his long antlers and even longer lines, he resembled Illidan Stormrage from World of Warcraft.

Although the two had never met, they were friends online. Xu Nan then invited Bei Feng to get on the carriage. After Bei Feng was recognized, several doe seemed to make uneasy noises, and his plan to blend into the herd was aborted. He then climbed onto the carriage.

The carriage was spacious because, apart from Xu Nan and the others, it was filled with villagers from Bird Village, including several woodpeckers.

After greeting the woodpeckers, Xu Nan didn't interact with them much, as the birds looked quite fierce.

He was curious about the arrival of the Bei Feng, after all, he clearly remembered that he had come in from the hospital.

If the Bei Feng is not lying, then it proves that the Azure Dreamland has more than one entrance.

"I was discussing with my Native American friend how to blend into the deer herd when we encountered some white poachers. They killed several male deer. My Native American friend was furious, but he was a coward. I was different; I got angry and fought them. Of course, they had guns, so we couldn't beat them. My antlers were shot off during that fight QAQ!"

"Later, we all fled for our lives and somehow ended up in this world. These female deer were taken in by the birds of the Bird Village to pull carts. I thought about it for a while and then followed them. After all, their husbands told me to take good care of them when they died qaq!"

Bei Feng speaks slowly, and seems to be a very gentle boy, but his words always sound a bit strange.

Xu Nan didn't want to dwell on his unusual hobby, so she asked somewhat indignantly, "How could they hurt people?"

"Your antlers have been broken off, do you want me to give you some heal?"

He has Greater Heal that may accelerate wound healing.

Bei Feng waved his hand. "It's nothing."

Xu Nan gave a thumbs up. "Strong, a real man, even with his head knocked to the side, he didn't flinch."

Bei Feng scratched his forehead and laughed, "It's a prop! I'll just use super glue to fix it QAQ."

Xu Nan felt embarrassed.

Qin Lele finally managed to interject. "Brother Bei Feng, why can't my phone connect to your ICI?"

Bei Feng patiently explained, "My IFI is designed to automatically recognize phones; it works on some phones but not on others qaq."

"Then why is Xu Nan's allowed?" Qin Lele protested.

"Maybe it's an all-powerful phone, it can do anything IFI QAQ!" Bei Feng said, sounding a little aggrieved.

Xu Nan sensed the conversation was about to veer off course, so she proactively changed the subject:

"Comrade Bei Feng, you went to a capitalist society to experience jungle life. What are your thoughts?"

The Bei Feng thought for a moment:

"They're right, the moon is definitely rounder in foreign countries QAQ."

Xu Nan was immediately displeased:

"Your understanding is lacking; how could you say something like that!"

Seemingly to demonstrate his patriotism, Bei Feng immediately and passionately defended himself:

"Although the grass is always greener on the other side..."

"But the sun in China is hotter than theirs!"

They even forgot to hold up the sign with the emoticon.

Xu Nan thought about it and agreed that this made sense.

With the addition of the Bei Feng, the journey became easier and more enjoyable.

Of course, it wasn't because Bei Feng could speak eloquently. Although this guy had his own emoticons, he was still quite shy. Unless Xu Nan asked him directly, he usually wouldn't say a word.

His main role was to provide IFI. Qin Lele fiddled with it for a while and finally got online. However, the two people's location kept fluctuating. One moment they were in China, the next in the Pacific Ocean, and then they were in the Antarctic Circle.

Qin Lele expressed her indignation. "Tencent's positioning is indeed garbage."

Xu Nan comforted them, "Don't make things difficult for them. Azure Dreamland is a wonderful place. As long as we don't fall into any weird or chaotic places when we leave, it will be fine."

During his journey, he had a tentative conversation with Turkey A'Tu and gained more information.

There should be many places similar to Bird Village in Azure Dreamland, such as Sheep Village, Horse Village, Monkey Village, etc., but there are no humans.

These villages are inhabited by Divinity Being. According to Xu Nan's knowledge of bloodlines, these Divinity Being will give birth to the earliest batch of ancient gods unique to Earth!

Even this seemingly pitiful turkey, neglected by the Nightingale, could potentially transform into a great scourge wielding an important divine position.

This proves that during the initial integration process, the Earth Star Spirit has already accepted some rule modifications from the consciousness of the Pro World multiverse.

This is a mixed blessing, and it also means that Xu Nan's time is running out.

"If I'm not mistaken, those demons were sent by the Protoss from the Pro World!"

"The Pro World's covetousness of Earth is indeed not something that happened overnight."

Xu Nan was very worried.

He was genuinely worried that his beloved Celestial Spirit girl would be kidnapped by the Celestial Spirits of the Pro World before she was born...

There's only one Protoss, but so many scammers—the competition is fierce!

Upon arriving at the mine, Xu Nan and the others were required to transform into bird forms in order to enter.

It turns out that only birds are allowed to enter, so the divine grace they received naturally came in handy.

Qin Lele transformed into an eagle soaring through the sky, incredibly fierce.

The Bei Feng chuckled and transformed into an ostrich with a string wrapped around its neck, still resembling a humanoid tower.

Xu Nan transformed into a golden oriole.

Xu Nan was immediately pinned down and assaulted by Qin Lele, which enraged her:

Why am I so weak?!

"Behold my divine power, Divinity Transformation - Knockoff Kun!"

With a bang.

The oriole disappeared, and in its place appeared a strange creature.

Qin Lele's voice trembled with shyness:

"Xu Nan, what are you doing? Is this the goldfish you always take me to see?"

Xu Nan was annoyed. "When did I ever take you to see goldfish?"

He spat out a mouthful of foam that condensed into a mirror and looked at himself. Well, this High Imitation Kun really did look like a goldfish; it lacked even the slightest bit of the legendary mythical beast's imposing aura.

He checked the system's...

[Divinity Transformation - Knockoff Kun: Transform into a creature resembling a Kun.]

[Special Note: Don't you Ron Sorcerer like high-quality replicas? Well, that'll suit your taste.]

Xu Nan felt a chill run down her spine.

This was clearly not something pasted on by the Lost Paradise system, but a special note from the God Above " who bestowed the Transformation Technique!

What does that mean?

The Protoss have awakened, and damn well they've been corrupted! They seem to have a lot of resistance towards me.

Xu Nan was heartbroken.

It was as if his rebellious daughter had been defiled by another man.

"It might not be a Celestial Spirit. This is the Azure Dreamland, and the so-called God Above might just be a powerful consciousness of the Celestial Spirit in a dream. The Celestial Spirit himself might still be sleeping."

Xu Nan consoled herself, and after thinking about it, decided to become a golden oriole instead.

These goldfish are completely useless; at least the oriole is a bit more agile and can sing.

They entered the mine and were greeted by countless Blue Crystal!

Xu Nan used his Appraisal Technique on one of the Blue Crystal.

[Law Crystal]

[Effect: Grants ordinary people the power of professionals]

Xu Nan fell silent:

"Is it too late to join the demons' camp now?"

...!

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