Black Goat's Lament

The brass gate, originally Cadillac Gate, is said to be a mysterious gate personally crafted by the last Wizard King.

Apart from a specific key, even if you bring over the planet-destroying cannons of the Cloud Ascending Ship, you still can't break through it.

In Xu Nan's view, this second test was filled with the Wizard King's malice.

This Black Goat Mousse is said to be the Wizard King's mortal enemy. He committed heinous crimes and was therefore cursed by the Wizard King to become an immortal Black Goat, guarding the Cadillac Gate for generations to atone for his sins.

The Black Goat is extremely powerful. Xu Nan estimated that if they fought it head-on, even several of them might not be able to snatch the gate key from it.

The main problem is that the placement of the front door key is really disgusting.

It was placed in a burning brazier that the Black Goat kept a close eye on. The brazier contained the Eternal Flame, a creation representing the pinnacle of the Arcane Empire's alchemical prowess. Why pinnacle? Because even the Ron Sorcerer could not replicate the true Eternal Flame.

Those that have passed the "piracy and counterfeiting difficulty certification" are undoubtedly top-tier.

The Eternal Flame is so intense that nothing can withstand it.

Only a single strand of Black Goat's wool can extinguish it.

Unfortunately, this Black Goat had an extremely bad temper. When Xu Nan and his group went over to greet it in a friendly manner, the Bronze Dragon was almost knocked off its feet by its horns.

"Teacher! I'm no match for you!" Vest said dejectedly.

For a true dragon to be unable to defeat a Black Goat is truly a loss of face.

Xu Nan remained calm. "It's alright. This is a test set by the Wizard King. I've decided to take it alone. You can come to the treasure chest in a bit."

He eventually managed to use sweet talk to get the Bronze Dragon and Lulu into the treasure chest.

This treasure chest is really useful. Xu Nan is considering putting more creatures inside in the future... Perhaps the treasure chest itself is also a very powerful magical item!

He stared at the chilling descriptions on the Quest Card, speechless for a long time.

This task is disgusting, but it seems to be one possible approach.

It is well known that goats are the strongest creatures in the world, and during the breeding season, the battles between male goats are so fierce that they are unbearable to watch.

Their enthusiasm for grazing would put even Teddy to shame: each male goat can reproduce with one hundred female goats.

During this process, male goats become extremely aggressive and may even kill each other. Many female goats are left barely alive, either dying or developing severe illness.

In short, male goats in heat are terrifying.

From another perspective, Mousse, the Black Goat, is male. His seemingly flawless defense is actually vulnerable due to his gender.

Even though Xu Nan was reluctant, he decided to take the plunge for Yu Tuo Sang's treasure!

A true man endures humiliation and shame!

However, he must make thorough preparations before taking action.

He opened the Alchemy Heart of Lost Paradise and began searching for alchemical tools.

The good thing about Lost Paradise is that everything is cherry blossoms.

The downside is that you don't know the actual quality of this thing.

Xu Nan searched around and actually found some strange props that could be used for self-defense.

For example, chastity belts specifically designed for female goats...

Mysterious sweat glands that can induce estrus or even madness in male goats...

Another example is a super alloy shield that can protect against sharp, point-like physical attacks...

Xu Nan purchased some as appropriate.

One advantage of Initiate Sorcerer is that even after transforming into a goat, you can still use various spells; at least the Force Shield remains.

Xu Nan's goal is to distract the Black Goat Mousse by transforming, then find an opportunity to grab a tuft of fur from him, and finally use [Carefree Wanderer] and [Soaring Straight Up] to shake off Mousse and rush into Cadillac's gate in one breath!

This plan is not perfect, but it is worth a try for Xu Nan.

In a dark corner, Xu Nan, who had prepared everything, silently chanted the Goat Transformation Technique.

The Goat Transformation Technique originally only allowed transformation into a male goat, but after the spell was optimized, the gender could be freely chosen, and Xu Nan naturally chose a female goat.

Then he equipped himself with pre-prepared mysterious sweat glands and... chastity belts, and even installed a thickened shield in certain areas.

Next up is the Force Shield!

One floor, two floors, three floors...

With the Awakening Power, he stacked a hundred layers of Force Shield in one go!

From afar, the female goat that Xu Nan had transformed into was surrounded by a deep blue halo, like a thin membrane. Although it was thin, it was actually incredibly strong!

In front of the Cadillac gate.

A strange female hormone is spreading.

Mousse looked wary and looked up to see a bewildered ewe!

She looked so pale and haggard, and somewhat flustered.

Someone is chasing her!

Mousse reacted instantly, and sure enough, not far away, a Crippled Bro was waving a whip and making strange noises, trying to attack the ewe.

The massive Black Goat suddenly charged forward, its huge hooves creating several cracks in the ground!

Seeing this imposing presence, the Crippled Bro turned tail and ran.

Mousse was very satisfied. Next, it should be the scene of the beautiful sheep sacrificing herself after the hero saves the beauty, right?

Honestly, he had been turned into Black Goat by that damned Wizard King for thousands of years and had long been accustomed to the habits of this body: the pleasure brought by reproduction far exceeded that of ordinary creatures. He resisted at first, but later he also enjoyed it.

However, since he began guarding the Cadillac gates, he hadn't tasted a ewe for a very, very long time.

But when Mousse turned around, he found that the ewe, which looked like it was walking unsteadily, had suddenly run away!

I saved you, and you're not even going to offer yourself to me?

Mousse was furious. He felt insulted. He glanced at the Cadillac gate and the key in the Eternal Flame, then confidently chased after it!

Since it doesn't have its own fluff, no one can take that key away!

The Black Goat was very fast, so fast that Xu Nan was a little frightened. He had 《Running》 at full speed until the end, but in the blink of an eye, he was caught up by the Black Goat Mousse!

An eerie atmosphere filled the air, and Xu Nan seemed to hear the soundtrack of an animal documentary playing in his ears:

Spring has arrived, and so has the mating season. With the coming of the wet season, torrential rains fall on the parched earth, and all things begin to stir...

I used to find it quite funny, but now it's absolutely terrifying!

This Black Goat doesn't look like it wants me; it looks like it wants to eat me!

He pounced on her suddenly, with incredible speed. Xu Nan didn't even have time to resist before she heard a cracking sound!

The Force Shield, the first layer, is shattered!

Xu Nan was in a state of great turmoil, as if she had lost something important!

"No, we need to be quick!"

Xu Nan kicked the Black Goat Mousse twice, which didn't stop him from riding on her, but at least she managed to get a few hairs off him!

At the critical moment, Xu Nan's preparations proved effective. Although the Force Shield was shattering, Mu Si's movements were severely hampered, and he even felt pain!

Under Xu Nan's skillful control, the two were entangled and struggled for three minutes. During those three minutes, the Black Goat not only failed to make any progress, but also fell into Xu Nan's trap!

"As a guard, leaving your post without permission is not a good habit."

"This thing has been bothering you for a long time, hasn't it? Let me help you."

"Anyway, once I take control of Yu Tuo Sang, I don't want our back door to be so obviously vulnerable, so that any random female goat can be caught out!"

Xu Nan's voice slowly rang out, and a clear and bright light suddenly flashed in Mu Si's bloodshot eyes, but it was too late!

Under the influence of the powerful aphrodisiac sweat glands, he completely ignored Xu Nan's threat.

Xu Nan's body instantly transformed back into human form, but the goat sterilization device from Lost Paradise was already perfectly embedded in Mu Si's body, and had successfully completed the... sterilization surgery for him!

Screams rang out outside the Cadillac gates.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Xu Nan activated his Soaring Straight Up, grabbed a handful of fluff from the ground, and flew to the fire pit like a bolt of lightning!

Drop the Black Goat, take the key, and open the Cadillac's door!

All the movements were performed in one smooth motion!

When the Black Goat, bleeding and dragging its hind legs, staggered and groaned to the gate, Xu Nan was already waving to it from inside.

"I'm going to kill you!" Mousse roared, his eyes red with rage.

"And I'm going to eat you."

"Thinking of me... hehe... comes at a price."

Xu Nan spoke coldly before the Cadillac gates closed for the last time.

This was far too shameful for him; it was the darkest chapter of his life. He would absolutely never let anyone else know!

Anyone who knows about this must be silenced.

He is not strong enough to kill the Black Goat, but he is bound by the Wizard King's curse and knows that Mousse must obey the Lord of Yutuo Sang!

This further strengthened Xu Nan's confidence in winning the Yu Tuo Sang!

"Let's go, I want to see what test can stop me after all I've given!"

Xu Nan took a deep breath and walked into the darkness.

The system will provide timely prompts.

[You have achieved the Black Goat's Lament]

[The Black Goat's Lament: In Nebula Calendar 1685, you performed a sterilization operation on the demigod Black Goat Mousse before the gates of Cadillac. This deprived Mousse of his source of joy, and he will hate you to the core. His hatred will forever haunt you, and all Black Goat in the multiverse will be wary of you. You will find it much harder to seduce a Black Goat with your beauty as easily as you do now. Black Goat Race Transmission +1]

You have earned the title - "Chaste and Pure"

[Chaste and Pure: You went through great lengths to defend yourself from the Black Goat's attack, truly a role model for the mother goat]

[Effect: Increases favorability with traditionalist druids by 1]

Xu Nan was astonished. The previous successes had only increased the transmission rate by about 0.1, but this time it increased by a full 1 point!

What does that mean?

This means that Xu Nan will become a household name in the Black Goat community, and every Black Goat will react to him in a special way.

Although Xu Nan didn't expect to repeat the same trick, something still felt off.

As for the title.

Hehe, Xu Nan has already gotten used to the "trash" label.

Still a conservative druid? Could it be that the fanatical druids can't stand his Chaste and Pure behavior...? Uh, wait, that seems quite possible.

It's terrifying to think about.

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