The Shameless Sorcerer
Chapter 71

Elder Sister Teaches You an Ultimate Move

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The baby's appearance was so sudden.

If Xu Nan hadn't been quick-witted and nimble-fingered, the Mechanical Ghost might have mistaken him for an object and categorized him into Xu Nan's secret warehouse.

Xu Nan held the baby, who stared at Xu Nan with wide eyes, looking somewhat puzzled, but did not cry.

For some reason, Xu Nan suddenly remembered the very first sentence of the book he had gotten his hands on, "The Corpse Girl Loli Raising Manual"—

To raise an adorable Ghoul Loli, first, you need to have an adorable loli.

Isn't that obvious?

Pah!

Xu Nan, what strange things are you thinking? This guy is just a baby!

He shook his head, trying to clear away the mess.

Just then, the delicate, jade-like little girl suddenly opened her mouth and raised her arms to hug him:

"Daddy—!"

The terrifyingly sweet, whiny voice was deafening!

Everyone in the entire underground base heard it.

Xu Nan instantly bled from all seven orifices. Seeing the system notification message "[Abnormal sound source detected! Danger! Danger...]", his vision went black, and he collapsed onto the ground.

However, before he fell into a coma, he managed a stiff, awkward turn to protect the bewildered baby girl.

The Mechanical Ghost looked at each other blankly. After a long while, they numbly walked over, picked out the baby girl from Xu Nan, and threw her into the [Object] category, placing her together with a bunch of strange and unusual internal organs.

Lost Paradise.

The sorcerers of the Fourth Alchemy Heart scratched their heads, anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Lion King.

Although they reacted quickly and have already begun acquiring materials from the Black Ant series, Xu Nan's Activity Points are too terrifying. At this rate, their reserve warehouses may be drained!

They initially suspected Xu Nan of cheating, but later discovered that this guy was truly amazing.

The sorcerers from another world could never have imagined that there were so many people and so many professionals in China diligently providing Xu Nan with Activity Points.

After all, professionals are rare in most planes of the Pro World, and even if they exist, they wouldn't gather together to farm Activity Points for Ron Sorcerer.

"The incident has already happened. The focus should not be on how to shirk responsibility, but on remedial measures."

A phantom appeared before them.

The Lion King himself did not come; the sorcerers speculated that he was still observing the network.

"A few items need to be recovered, but the rest can only be handled according to the rules. As for how to recover them, you'll have to figure that out yourselves."

Lion King's attitude Luo Mang he's still Absentee Landlord.

The sorcerers smiled wryly, "Losing a few items is one thing, but... but..."

"But what?" the Lion King asked impatiently.

"But your daughter was also taken away by that Xu Nan."

"A warlock said boldly."

The Lion King remained silent for a while, and everyone felt immense pressure, as if a storm was brewing.

Sure enough, the next second, the Lion King roared:

"Damn it! He stole my daughter! Such a villain, I will punish him myself!"

Everyone was somewhat surprised, watching the Lion King leave gracefully with a joyful expression on his face, they couldn't believe he was going to punish Rao Yangzi.

Some people also heard The Lion King singing a tune, something like "stealing half a day of leisure."

Much later, someone found out that the Lion King's wife had recently gone on a trip to Dragon Island with her best friend, leaving the children with him. In just half a month, the burly Lion King had already lost ten pounds.

The sorcerers of the Fourth Alchemy Heart sighed and could only clean up the mess left by the loopholes in the rules themselves.

"Should we report this matter to the Daily Council?"

A young sorcerer suggested.

"What's there to report? This Xu Nan isn't the first Ron Warlock to become Ron Sorcerer. The event was organized by the Seventh Alchemy Heart a month ago, and in the following months, they kept buying bat teeth and feces, but the people from the Seventh Alchemy Heart didn't give any feedback. Do you understand the ins and outs here?"

An older sorcerer chuckled sinisterly, "We can't afford to be the ones who suffer losses. Next month, the Thirteenth Alchemy Heart will be in charge, under Lord Almuses's command."

"I don't believe that someone as mentally unstable as Almuses can't cure Xu Nan!"

"What we need to do now is to be patient, understand?"

A group of young people nodded in agreement, indicating that they had learned something.

There's no way around it; bad habits and evils spread so quickly.

Underground city.

When Xu Nan slowly woke up, she was already in her own bed in her room.

Lü Junyi looked at him with a complicated expression. "Tell the truth, which girl gave birth to your child?"

Xu Nan had a splitting headache. That deafeningly sweet voice from earlier had left him with a psychological trauma, and he even felt like he was hallucinating!

"Why are you back?" He took a sip of water, his eardrums still feeling swollen.

"Ah Tang called us back. She was so overwhelmed by her daughter's cuteness that she fainted."

Shi Fanglin handed over a thermos. "When we came back, you were covered in blood, and the poor thing was crawling around you pitifully, while your Mechanical Ghost were bullying her."

"But the baby is very well-behaved. He hasn't cried or made a fuss at all. He's waiting for you to wake up."

His eyes looked strange when he got there.

Xu Nan took a sip of what was in the thermos and couldn't help but frown, asking, "What the hell is this?"

"Donkey-hide gelatin and goji berries nourish yin, tonify the kidneys, and replenish qi and blood." - Shi Fanglin

"Get out! I don't need it."

Xu Nan wiped the blood from her nose and couldn't help but ask, "Where's the child?"

"What are you saying?!" Lü Junyi criticized, "Nannan, we men need to be responsible. She's your daughter, you have to acknowledge her. What do you mean 'that child'? Call her your daughter!"

Xu Nan sneered, "She calls me 'Daddy,' so she's my daughter? What if I call you 'Daddy'?"

Lü Junyi remained expressionless. "Good son."

"Screw you."

Xu Nan was both amused and exasperated.

However, after the two of them made a scene, my previous bad mood disappeared.

"The child is with Qin Lele. She likes the child very much, and the two are playing happily together."

Shi Fanglin indicated that there was no need to worry.

Xu Nan nodded, and suddenly, he saw two text messages from the system.

"I need to use the restroom, please wait a moment."

Xu Nan made up an excuse.

He pondered how to explain the origin of the baby girl to everyone. It couldn't possibly have been won in a lottery, could it? Although it was true, it sounded rather unbelievable.

The first text message in the system came from the Fourth Alchemy Heart of Lost Paradise.

Their attitude was more sincere than that of the Seventh Alchemy Heart, directly telling Xu Nan that he had a lot of Activity Points, far exceeding the organizer's expectations.

During the high-speed automatic lottery draw, some treasured items that shouldn't have left Lost Paradise were drawn by Xu Nan.

According to the rules, Xu Nan did not do anything wrong, so they were willing to buy the two items with an equivalent amount of Constant Gold Coin.

These two items are the [Turan's Shroud] and the [Ancient Creature's Liver]. The former is said to be the relic of a saintly incarnation of a certain god upon his death, while the latter is more complex and has a very long history, beyond the control of someone of Xu Nan's level of power.

"Huh, the Fourth Alchemy Heart is actually being quite nice."

Xu Nan was somewhat surprised, but after reading the two text messages from his neighbor, he instantly understood.

The second text message came from The Lion King, one of the three great epics of Lost Paradise!

He's the same person Mr. Luo Mang mentioned before, whose way of breaking through his limitations was by "pretending to be cool".

The Lion King was very straightforward, saying, "I'll take care of the lottery for you. You'll have to look after my daughter for me; she's a real handful, so be careful..."

"Ron Sorcerer's system can even send private messages?"

Xu Nan tried sending a message to the Lion King:

"My lord, are there any precautions to take when caring for your daughter?"

Unfortunately, the system showed that the Lion King was not yet his friend.

"What an overlord!" Xu Nan exclaimed, marveling at how powerful he truly was, able to do whatever he pleased.

The matter has been temporarily clarified: the baby girl is the Lion King's daughter, and for some unknown reason, she climbed into the lottery warehouse and was drawn by him. All he needs to do is take good care of her.

But when Xu Nan thought of that powerful "Daddy" he had just heard, his legs went weak.

After thinking it over carefully, he realized that the baby girl might clash with his own attributes, so he asked Qin Lele to take care of her.

Qin Lele readily agreed, and it seemed she was getting along very well with the Lion King's daughter.

Xu Nan was also very satisfied. Qin Lele's performance had been getting better and better recently. Should he give her a raise or something?

That evening, Xu Nan talked a lot with Lü Junyi and Shi Fanglin.

Aside from the baby girl, the main concerns are the future development of the underground city and the hospital.

Lü Junyi subtly revealed his concerns:

Xu Nan's Dungeon is too close to the city center. It is only because of the protection measures of the Cloud Ascending Ship that it has not been discovered yet, but it will be exposed to the light sooner or later.

With the debut of Thousand Rays Society, the entire Earth has now fallen into an abnormal atmosphere of frenzy.

People's pursuit of professionals far surpasses that of celebrities. Although the crime rate has not increased significantly, many people have expressed concerns about the future.

"I will find a way to solve the problem of the underground city's location."

Xu Nan thought for a moment, "What about the hospital?"

Lü Junyi coughed and said, "It's basically done."

"What is now confirmed is that my hospital is actually an entrance to Plane Bubble, located at the intersection of two worlds, but we haven't figured out why so many professionals can be born there."

"Next week, Wen Xin's father will send a military unit to that Plane Bubble. Will you come with us?"

Xu Nan nodded.

He had already experienced the Plane Bubble once, so he wasn't worried about encountering the Goddess of Youth. Even if he did, it wouldn't be a big deal.

As long as we haven't reached the Pro World, the power that gods can wield is extremely limited. In fact, even within the main plane of the Pro World, the power that gods can wield isn't too terrifying.

This is caused by the constraints of the plane laws.

The three agreed on a time and then went about their respective business.

Xu Nan arrived at the [Melee Profession Training Center] in the underground base and asked Blazing Fire to help open a melee training ground.

Several mannequins appeared around Xu Nan.

He stood by the weapons rack for a long time before finally making up his mind and grasping a long sword!

Blazing Fire Blade Technique!

Suddenly, a faint flame flickered up, tearing through the air of the training ground.

Xu Nan was sweating profusely on the training field.

Qin Lele was outside holding the baby girl, smiling and teasing her, "Cute, what's your name? Never mind, you can't speak anyway."

"How about Elder Sister teach you a special skill?"

The baby girl blinked.

...!

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