Warhammer: Filial Piety Unleashed
Chapter 90

Sexy Catgirl Sold Across the Galaxy

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"Sir, is this force enough?"

"Very well, I will bestow upon you the honor of trampling on my sacred back. Come on, I can withstand it!"

The Eldar technician, who had been granted permission, was overjoyed and ran happily on her deity's back. Even with a layer of slippery essential oil applied to her, her steps remained perfectly steady, and she even started to dance ballet.

Watching the Eldar technician dancing on Mordred's back, the Khan, with a fawning expression, waved his hand, and two more Aeldari with Pointy-ears entered the room, lifting up the very cooperative Koz.

The way he strolled around so leisurely clearly showed that Koz was a regular. He even chatted with the Eldar Girl for a bit, using the old Aeldari accent of Ida.

"Koz, now I know why you're doing so poorly in school. If you had just focused on listening to the Arch-Magos's lectures, you wouldn't have failed ten out of nine subjects. When did you even find out about this place?"

Koz, lying on the bed, grinned foolishly, hoping to get away with it by being cute, but Mordred smacked him on the head and held up two fingers.

"The second month? You little rascal, you've been having fun behind my back for four months! You little devil!"

"Father, it wasn't actually two months. I brought Prince Koz here the day after we found him."

The Khan, also enjoying a massage from Eldar technician, wore a proud expression, as if it were something to be proud of. He was completely oblivious to the increasingly dark complexion of his Primarch.

"And it wasn't just me; Tom, Gawain, Joseph, even Seventh Company Livyere brought Koz here, and even the Arch-Magos Kragg would come over from time to time to relax."

"And Father, you don't know, don't let her Arch-Magos than any of us. We're just giving massages, but she's involved with lesbians! I saw her come out with Kiavon with my own eyes."

"Oh? There's an expert here? How come I didn't know? Tell me more!"

Hearing that there was some juicy gossip to be had, Mordred decided to let the Khan off the hook for now; gossip was the most important thing.

Although the Khan was a Black Knight who held a lot of secrets, he didn't learn the sense of secrecy of the Dark Angels at all. Instead, he was a potential chatterbox. Once he started talking, he would talk non-stop, from the chance encounter between the Mechanicus, to their mutual appreciation and seeking psychological comfort, and finally their mutual sympathy and secret feelings. He talked for a whole hour, as if he had witnessed it all himself.

Sensing that this Rebellious son probably had more dirt on him, Mordred subtly amplified her Charm Aura, then pulled out a few bottles of Fenrisian Wolf Liquor and poured them down his throat.

Sure enough, after downing this drink that could make even the Primarch feel intoxicated, the Khan completely lost his temper.

The mushroom leak was done by the Arch-Magos; Tom and Gawain conspired to smuggle Enchanted Charm Mushroom, turning them into cigarettes and shipping them to other legions.

As for the others, almost everyone can come up with something new.

What's worse, this group of idiots even approached the Arch-Magos Sage and stole Mordred's Iron Legionnaire.

One side provided manpower and labor, while the other provided technical support. Together, they shaped unwanted, low-quality metal into skeletons and cultivated living tissue Jingba Mushroom" to create a large number of sex dolls called "Angel of Bliss".

In just two years, their products have been exported overseas, and they even have sales outlets in Holy Terra.

To meet market demands, Atlas, with his specialized skills, even went out to investigate, gaining inspiration by beating up Slaaneshi Daemon, and created a large number of unique models.

Son of the Emperor sells Sexy Phoenix, Imperial Fists sells cool and aloof Dorn, and almost every Primarch has a template, but the best-selling one is the Emperor Catgirl!

"Second Brother, I want to learn this. I want to make a lot of money!"

"Shut up! You don't learn anything good, but you want to learn this? That's a weapon of war I developed, not some sex toy catgirl."

Mordred was getting angrier and angrier, he was about to explode. These Rebellious son were actually doing sleptomania behind his back, and what was worse, they hadn't even recruited him.

No wonder you all live such a comfortable life, it's all my money!

"Gou'er Dan, no wonder I couldn't teach him no matter what I did, it turns out it was all because of you troublemakers."

Looking at the excited Koz, Mordred could already imagine how badly this unfortunate kid would turn out; she hoped he wouldn't end up with a good-for-nothing who only knew how to eat and wait to die.

After quickly getting past the drunk the Khan, Mordred couldn't let this witness get away. She pulled out her Dataslate and called the Arch-Magos, telling her to come see her.

Unexpectedly, the call went through, but the ringing came from next door.

"Second Brother, there's a noise next door!"

People can laugh when they're extremely speechless. Mordred waved for the technicians to leave the room.

The moment the room doors closed, the towering giant punched the wall and witnessed an unbelievable scene.

"Kragg, and Kialan, what are you two doing?"

Seeing the disheveled man wielding his mechanical tentacles to whip the Arch-Magos of the Pointy-ears Aeldari, Mordred quickly covered Koz's eyes.

"Your Highness, when did you arrive? Actually, I'm studying a foreign language, that's right, I am studying a foreign language."

"Waaaaah, waaaaah."

With a pink gag in his mouth, Kialan flailed around like a salted fish that had been drying in the sun for a long time. With his pathetic appearance, struggling to even speak, how could he possibly learn a foreign language? What a load of crap!

"Koz, go back to Rambo and finish the test. And while you're at it, tell that damn dog to bring the Riot Squad to see me. What's coming next might be a little inappropriate for children."

But I still want to learn this—

Bang!

A loud crash rang out, and Mordred, unable to bear it any longer, abandoned all pretense of being a good teacher and friend, and delivered a powerful flying kick to Koz.

Staring at the enormous, human-shaped hole that pierced through countless decks, the Khan, who had been terrified, instantly snapped back to reality and remembered what he had said earlier:

"Spicy!"

Half a second later, another large human-shaped hole appeared in the wall, making it the same size as Koz.

"(Bloody) Looks like I've been giving you too many smiles, my Arch-Magos. Are you going to fly by yourself or should I help you?"

After a brief moment of thought, the Arch-Magos still couldn't make up his mind, but fortunately Mordred was understanding and simply flew her away.

Looking at Kialan, who was now the only one left hanging from the ceiling, none of the Dog-men Riot Squad who had arrived dared to speak, except for Rambo.

"Rambo, I'm giving you one day to arrest everyone involved. I want to hang them all up and whip them."

"By the way, send a message to Holy Terra, ordering those surviving Council of Terra Member to issue an order to send the entire Eighth Legion over here, saying that their Primarch has been found, and also to have these useless people bring a group of refugees over."

Remember, you have to be alive!

"But boss, what if they don't listen?"

Mordred slapped Kialan on the butt, and amidst the Eldar Girl's whimpering sounds, he said:

"I am the Imperial Warmaster, and my rules are the rules. If they disobey, they'll be treated to a good meal before I return to send them off to serve their country!"

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