Myriad Systems in the Primordial World
Chapter 11

Slapping Zhunti and Turning Back to Hit the Wall

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"You insolent disciple!! How can you give such a supreme opportunity to others?" Yuanshi glared furiously. Damn it, I finally helped you snatch one, and you want to give it away??

"That's right, Chen... Tian Chen, my disciple. If you don't give us a proper explanation, your master will throw you into the alchemy furnace and refine you for forty-nine days!" Laozi was also angered. Only by sitting in the seat do you know what kind of opportunity this is! Foolish disciple, you can't chase girls like this! How many celestial maidens will be willing to marry you if your cultivation is high enough?

"Eldest Brother is right. If you don't explain yourself, this humble Daoist will definitely put you into the formation and never let you out!" Tongtian also spoke. Damn it! A foolish disciple like you can't chase girls like this! Women are just women, how can they compare to the Great Dao?

"Heh heh..." Chen Tian smacked his lips and chuckled, "You three old fools, you're my masters. How can a disciple sit with his masters? Wouldn't that disrupt the seniority? Nuwa sister doesn't have a seat, so what if I give it to her?"

"And about Eldest Master's alchemy furnace? Tsk tsk tsk, this disciple can easily smash it. And Third Master's formation? It's not that easy to break either. As for Second Master... sorry, too weak."

"Insolent disciple!! Insolent disciple!!!" The Three Pure Ones were so angry their faces turned red and their necks bulged. Damn it!! Is it okay to say this to your master in front of so many people?

"Alright, Nuwa sister, have a seat." Chen Tian said with a smile.

But the moment Chen Tian stood up, a Grand Unity disciple darted forward without hesitation!

"Slap..."

Instantly, a crisp slapping sound rang out! The Grand Unity disciple was sent flying backward, his left cheek already mangled. He looked utterly pathetic!

"Is this yours? You dare to snatch it?" Fuxi stood up and glared. Damn it, this is something little friend Tian Chen gave to my sister. How dare you snatch it? I'll beat you to death!

"You..."

"What do you mean, 'you'? You want to fight? Then let's fight! I'll make sure you die with a rhythm!!" Chen Tian reacted, standing up. Behind him, the Three Pure Ones immediately stood up, as did Fuxi and Nuwa.

The Grand Unity disciple immediately deflated. One was bad enough, but adding three peak Grand Unity Golden Immortals? Was he kidding?

"Nuwa sister, please sit." Chen Tian said to Nuwa with a smile.

"Thank you, fellow Daoist." Nuwa smiled and nodded. She had also sensed that this cushion held a great destiny for her! It was a pity Chen Tian had sat on it, but who knew Chen Tian would actually give it up!

It seemed this karma had been incurred.

This kind of yielding karma was immense. For example, later when Zhunti and Hongyun... Zhunti couldn't repay the karma of yielding the seat, so when Hongyun was about to die, he shielded the heavenly secrets, preventing Zhenyuanzi from going to his rescue!

"No need to thank me, no need to thank me. Between us, who is thanking whom, right? What's mine is yours." Chen Tian chuckled.

Fuxi's mouth twitched wildly... Is he planning to gobble up my sister? No! I can't let my precious cabbage be rooted by this pig, Tian Chen!!

I need to find a way to keep this brat Tian Chen away from my sister!

Afterward, Fuxi pulled Chen Tian to sit behind the Three Pure Ones.

With all six Saint cushions occupied, everyone waited for Hongjun's appearance.

However, not everyone had arrived yet, so how could Hongjun come out?

As expected, at that moment, outside the Purple Heavens Palace gates, two disheveled figures arrived late.

These two were none other than the shameless duo of the Primordial World, Jieyin Daoist and Zhunti Daoist.

They were the future founders of Buddhism and the two future Saints.

As soon as they entered the Purple Heaven Palace, they saw that the cushions at the very front were already all occupied.

Both of them had a premonition; this was a great opportunity that must be seized!

Zhunti Daoist's eyes flickered, and he instantly put on a pained expression, crying out tearfully.

"Senior Brother! Our Western lands are located in the extreme west, and the journey was arduous. We finally arrived at the Purple Heaven Palace, and now we don't even have a place to stand."

The three thousand guests in the Purple Heaven Palace frowned, all looking at him with disdain.

The Purple Firmament Palace was vast. Besides the six Saint cushions, one could choose any seat freely. Even without a cushion, one could condense one with their magical power. Yet he acted like this, clearly this shameless Daoist wanted to sit at the front. Everyone knew what this guy was thinking! No one paid him any attention.

"We are here in the Purple Heaven Palace to listen to the Dao for the sake of the sentient beings of the West. Now... sob sob sob... I might as well just hit my head and die..." Zhunti Daoist, seeing that no one was paying him any attention, unhesitatingly rushed towards a northern pillar.

Ding--

At this very moment, Chen Tian's Live Stream System, Salted Fish System, Martial Arts System, and even his Chat System rang out simultaneously!

Salted Fish System: Ding—— Host, please slap Zhunti and humiliate him publicly. Reward: Innate Five Directions Banner! Primordial Staff, a Supreme Treasure. Divine Ability: Universe Grand Unity Shift (Note: Can transfer any attack).

Martial Arts System: Ding—— Host, please slap Zhunti and humiliate him publicly. Reward: Painting Dao Perfection, accompanying Supreme Treasure "Primordial Divine Brush".

Live Stream System: Ding—— Host, please slap Zhunti and humiliate him publicly. Reward: One chance to temper your body with the essence blood of three thousand demon gods.

Myriad Heavens Chat Group: Ding-- Group Mission: Host, please slap Zhunti and humiliate him publicly. Reward: Group Leader position, upgrade chat group, a pool of Three Lights Divine Water!

"WTF???" Chen Tian was stunned. Holy crap! All of them at once? And your rewards... so generous!!

"Streamer! Don't just stand there! Hurry up and go!"

"Damn, three thousand demon gods! Tempering the body with the essence blood of three thousand chaotic demon gods, what level will the streamer's physique reach? Go quickly!"

"Exactly, exactly! This is too brutal! It's great to have a good system, the first mission is such a good thing!"

"Brother, please think carefully. Who is Zhunti? A future Saint of the West! Even if he's shameless, he's still a Saint. Slapping a Saint and humiliating him publicly will definitely put you on his radar. If he gets a chance, he'll kill you. That's why the rewards are so rich, right?"

In the live stream, strings of bullet comments flew by in an instant! Even the six group members in the Myriad Heavens Chat Group were urging Chen Tian to go!

"Junior Brother, no!!" At this moment, Jieyin Daoist also joined in the act.

"Fellow Daoist, please stay!!" Just then, the most feared phrase from the later Investiture of the Gods, "Fellow Daoist, please stay," echoed in the Purple Heaven Palace!

Zhunti's eyes lit up with joy. He looked over, only to find Chen Tian pulling him back. "Fellow Daoist, this is a Saint's Dojo. Acting like this disrespects the Saint..."

Zhunti looked at Chen Tian, utterly annoyed. Who asked you to come here? I wanted to sit in the very front!!

The Three Thousand Mortal Guests nodded in agreement. It was indeed disrespectful to the Saint. However, the next sentence completely baffled them!

"Why don't you try hitting the south wall instead of the north wall?" Chen Tian said sincerely.

"Wh... why?" Zhunti was also confused, not understanding the difference between the south and north walls.

"Don't they say you only turn back after hitting a south wall? Look, maybe I'll only turn back after hitting the south wall~ Maybe I'll only give up after seeing the Yellow River~ Maybe I'm just determined to go all the way~ Maybe I haven't met~ him yet~"

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