"Rebellious disciple!! How can you give such an unparalleled opportunity to someone else?" Yuanshi glared furiously. Damn it, it hadn't been easy helping you seize one, and you actually wanted to give it away??
"That's right, Chen... Tian Chen, disciple, if you can't give us a proper explanation, I'll throw you into the Alchemy Furnace and refine you for forty-nine days!" Laozi was furious as well. Only those sitting in the seats knew what kind of opportunity this was! Foolish disciple, you couldn't court a woman like this! Damn it, with such high cultivation, how many fairies would marry you?
"Eldest Brother is right. If you don't explain yourself, I'll send you into my formation and never let you out!" Tongtian spoke up too. Damn! Foolish disciple, that wasn't how you courted women, was it? They were only women. How could they compare with the Great Dao?
"Eugh..." Chen Tian smacked his lips and said with a grin, "You three old fools, you're my masters. How could a disciple sit together with his masters? Wouldn't that mess up our seniority? Sister Nuwa happens not to have a seat, so what's wrong with giving mine to her?"
"And as for that Alchemy Furnace of yours, Master Father... tsk, tsk, this disciple could smash it with ease. And Third Master's formation? It wouldn't be difficult to break, either. As for Second Master... sorry, you're just too weak."
"Rebellious disciple!! Rebellious disciple!!!" The Three Pure Ones were so angry that their faces and necks flushed. Damn!! Was it really all right to insult their masters in front of so many people?
"All right, Sister Nuwa, sit down." Chen Tian smiled.
But the moment Chen Tian stood up, a Daluo rushed forward without the slightest hesitation!
"Smack..."
A crisp slap rang out. The Daluo was sent flying, the left side of his face smashed to pieces. He looked utterly miserable!
"Was it yours? How dare you snatch it?" Fuxi stood up and glared.
Damn, this was something Tian Chen had given to his little sister. How dare you snatch it? I'll beat you to death!
"You..."
"You what? Want to fight? Then let's damn well fight! I'll make sure you die to a very steady rhythm!" Chen Tian came to his senses and stood up. Behind him, the Three Pure Ones rose without hesitation, and Fuxi and Nuwa did the same.
That Daluo immediately wilted. One opponent would have been manageable, but three more Daluo Golden Immortal peak experts? Was this a joke?
"Sister Nuwa, sit down." Chen Tian smiled at Nuwa.
"Thank you, Daoist." Nuwa smiled and nodded. She had sensed it just now as well: this Prayer Mat held a great opportunity connected to her! Unfortunately, Chen Tian had been sitting on it. Who would have thought that the situation would completely reverse, with Chen Tian actually giving it to her?
It seemed she had incurred this karma.
The karma of giving up one's seat was no small matter. Take Zhunti and Hong Yun later, for example. Zhunti had been unable to repay the karma of having his seat given up to him, so when Hong Yun was about to die, he obscured the heavenly secrets and prevented Zhenyuanzi from going to save him!
"No need to thank me, no need. Between the two of us, who needs to thank whom? What's mine is yours." Chen Tian grinned.
The corner of Fuxi's mouth twitched wildly... Was he planning to claim my little sister? No! I couldn't let this pig, Tian Chen, trample my family's precious cabbage!!
He had to think of a way to keep Tian Chen farther away from his little sister!
Fuxi then pulled Chen Tian over to sit behind the Three Pure Ones.
Once all six Saint Prayer Mats were occupied, everyone waited for Hongjun to appear.
But the people hadn't all arrived yet. How could Hongjun come out?
Sure enough, at that moment, two battered figures arrived late outside the gates of Purple Cloud Palace.
They were none other than the shameless duo of the Prehistoric World, Daoist Jieyin and Daoist Zhunti.
They were also the later founders of Buddhism and the future two Saints.
As soon as they entered Purple Cloud Palace, they saw that all the Prayer Mats at the very front were already occupied.
Both of them sensed it in their hearts. This was a great opportunity that they absolutely had to obtain!
Daoist Zhunti's eyes rolled. In an instant, his expression became bitter, and he began wailing piteously.
"Senior Brother! Our West lies in the farthest western reaches. The journey was long and arduous, and after enduring countless hardships, we finally reached Purple Cloud Palace. Yet now, we don't even have a place to stand!"
The Three Thousand Guests in Purple Cloud Palace all frowned and looked at him with undisguised disdain.
Purple Cloud Palace was enormous. Aside from the six Saint Prayer Mats, they could sit anywhere they pleased. Even without a Prayer Mat, they could simply condense one with their magic power. Yet he was still carrying on like this. It was obvious that this shameless Daoist wanted to sit at the very front. Everyone knew exactly what he was thinking, so no one paid him any attention.
"We came to Purple Cloud Palace to hear the Dao for the sake of the living beings of the West, solely to bring good fortune to them. Now... sob, sob... I might as well bash my head to death..." Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Daoist Zhunti charged straight toward the northern pillar.
Ding—
At that moment, Chen Tian's Live Stream System, Salted Fish System, Martial Arts System, and even the chat system rang simultaneously!
Salted Fish System: Ding—Host, slap Zhunti in the face and make him lose face. Rewards: Innate Five Directions Banner, Innate Spiritual Treasure Primordial Staff, divine ability: Universe Grand Unity Shift (Note: It can transfer any attack, regardless of what it is). Martial Arts System: Ding—Host, slap Zhunti in the face and make him lose face. Rewards: Painting Dao Perfection and Companion Supreme Treasure "Primordial Divine Brush." Live Stream System: Ding—Host, slap Zhunti in the face and make him lose face. Reward: one opportunity to temper your body with Three Thousand Demon God Essence Blood. Myriad Heavens Chat Group: Ding—Group Mission: Host, slap Zhunti in the face and make him lose face. Rewards: Group Leader position, upgraded group chat, and A Pool of Three Lights Divine Water!
"What the WTF???" Chen Tian was dumbfounded. Holy crap! All of them? And these rewards... they were incredibly generous!!
"Streamer! Don't just stand there! Hurry up and go!"
"Damn, the Three Thousand Demon Gods! Tempering the streamer's body with the essence blood of the Three Thousand Demon Gods of Chaos—what level will his physique reach? Hurry up and go!"
"Exactly, exactly! This is too brutal! Having a good system is awesome. The very first mission already gives such amazing stuff!"
"Brother, please think this through. Who is Zhunti? A future Saint of the West! No matter how shameless he is, he's still a Saint. If you slap a Saint in the face and make him lose face, he'll definitely hold a grudge and kill you the moment he gets the chance. So how could the rewards not be generous?"
In the Livestream Room, countless barrages flew past in the blink of an eye! Even the six group members in the Myriad Heavens Chat Group were urging Chen Tian to go!
"Junior Brother, don't!!" Daoist Jieyin also joined in the act at that moment.
"Daoist, please stop!" Just then, the words that would terrify cultivators in the later Investiture of the Gods appeared in Purple Cloud Palace!
A glimmer of delight flashed in the corner of Zhunti's eyes. He looked over, only to find Chen Tian pulling him back and saying, "Daoist, this is a Saint's Dojo. What you're doing is insulting the Saint..."
Zhunti looked at Chen Tian, furious beyond words. Who had asked you to come? I'm trying to sit at the very front!!
The Three Thousand Mortal Guests also nodded. Indeed, this was an insult to the Saint. But Chen Tian's next sentence left all Three Thousand Mortal Guests bewildered!
"Why don't you stop hitting the northern wall and hit the southern wall instead?" Chen Tian said sincerely.
"Wh... why?" Zhunti was confused as well. He had no idea what difference there was between the southern and northern walls...
"Don't people only turn back after hitting the southern wall? Look, maybe I'll only turn back after hitting the southern wall~ Maybe I'll only give up after seeing the Yellow River~ Maybe I insist on walking one road all the way into darkness~ Maybe I just haven't met~ that one person yet~"
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