"???" Zhunti.
"???" Jieyin.
"???" Hongjun.
"???" The Three Thousand Mortal Guests.
"Hahahahaha, the streamer is awesome!! That's how you target the shameless duo!"
"Well said, maybe I'll only turn back when I hit a brick wall~ Go, Pikati! Hit that wall!"
"Beautiful! My man Baili Shouyue gives you a thumbs up!"
Compared to the Purple Cloud Palace, the livestream room erupted in laughter—they'd all heard modern songs before!
"Hum..."
Just then, a hum rang through the Purple Cloud Palace as strands of Xuanhuang Qi gathered!
"This is... Merit!!"
Hongjun's mouth twitched wildly as he stared at Chen Tian in shock. "As expected of the Son of the Great Dao! A single casual remark can summon Great Dao Merit!"
Everyone in the Purple Cloud Palace was dumbfounded. How... how could this be?!
"As expected of my disciple!" Laozi was stunned at first, then burst into laughter.
"Haha, not bad, not bad, my Qilin disciple." Yuanshi was delighted too. To gain Merit and patch the world's rules with just one sentence—what a remarkable disciple!
"Indeed, indeed." Tongtian nodded with a smile.
"How is this possible!!!" Zhunti was also shocked. A single casual remark to patch the Heavenly Dao? This kid is formidable! He has a master-disciple fate with me!!
"Esteemed..."
"Ah, come on, let's keep hitting that wall." Just as Zhunti was about to speak, Chen Tian took the lead, grabbed him, and flew over to the southern wall pillar. "Daoist friend, come on, let's hit it."
"..." Zhunti.
The Three Thousand Mortal Guests desperately held back their laughter. Weren't you the one who said you'd rather die hitting the wall? Now here's your chance—go ahead!
"This... that..."
"What 'this' and 'that'? Daoist friend, think it over!" Chen Tian said with a sincere face. "Think of the Western living beings. They survive in such a harsh Western land, placing all their hopes on you, Daoist friend. You should lead by example! Smash your head into this wall!"
Zhunti looked at Chen Tian's serious face and listened to his earnest words, his heart filled with emotion. Yes, ever since the Dao-Demon Conflict, the West had been devastated by Luohu's self-destruction, making it utterly desolate compared to the East—a world of difference!
He, Zhunti, had followed Jieyin since his transformation, traveling far and wide, coming to the East to scrounge for resources, all for the sake of making the West prosperous!
In truth, every Western living being harbored a wish: may the Primordial Era have no division between East and West, may their West be no different from the East!
And now, this Easterner before him actually understood the West's hardships—he had no regrets about joining the West!!
"Daoist friend, rest assured, you won't really die. This is a Saint's Dojo. If you move the Saint with your sincerity, the Saint will surely ensure the West's prosperity matches the East's for ten thousand generations!"
Chen Tian had no mind to dwell on Zhunti's inner thoughts and pressed on: "If you do die... then you damn well deserve it!"
"???" Zhunti.
"???" Jieyin.
The Three Pure Ones found it normal—this disciple's daily routine was just a two-sided flip.
The Three Thousand Mortal Guests all wore expressions that screamed, "I knew it would be like this."
Chen Tian continued: "Look where you are! The Purple Cloud Palace! A Saint's Dojo! Look at who's sitting here—beings who've lived for who knows how many years since their transformation. How could they not see through your little trick? Anyone who actually believes your bullshit is a complete and utter moron, a giant moron!!"
"Though I don't know what 'moron' is, it must be some lowly creature." That was the thought shared by the Three Thousand Mortal Guests.
Hongyun, the good-natured one who had originally planned to give up his seat, stayed put—after all, he didn't want to be that moron!
Zhunti's face turned green with rage. Since his transformation, no one had ever berated him like this! The living beings of the Primordial Era all valued face, never tearing it apart until the very last step.
He, Zhunti, one of the Western duo, a mid-stage Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal, was now being insulted by a junior, a mere Taiyi Profound Immortal...
"WC! Master, protect me!!!" Seeing this, Chen Tian didn't hesitate to dash to the Three Pure Ones' side—after all, Soaring Golden Light could cover millions of miles in a single breath.
Laozi, Yuanshi, and Tongtian stood up as well, unleashing their full peak Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal auras. Clearly, if you want to touch my disciple, try it?
"Junior brother, don't get angry..." Jieyin pulled Zhunti back. Their cultivations were similar, with Jieyin just a notch higher at mid-stage Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal peak—how could they contend with the Three Pure Ones, all at peak Zenith Heaven Golden Immortal?
"Huff..." Zhunti took a deep breath and let it out, then fixed a murderous glare on Chen Tian, as if memorizing this wretch who had insulted him!
Ding—Salted Fish System: Congratulations to the host for completing the mission. Rewards: "Innate Five Directions Banner," "Innate Spiritual Treasure: Primordial Staff," "Divine Ability: Universe Grand Unity Shift."
Ding—Martial Arts System: Congratulations to the host for completing the mission. Rewards: "Painting Dao Perfection," "Companion Supreme Treasure: Primordial Divine Brush."
Ding—Live Stream System: Congratulations to the host for completing the mission. Reward: "One Chance to Forge the Body with Three Thousand Demon God Essence Blood."
Ding—Myriad Heavens Chat Group: Congratulations to the host for completing the mission. Rewards: "Group Leader Position," "Group Upgrade—Upgrade Initiated," "A Pool of Three Lights Divine Water."
"The streamer is awesome!!! (Cracking voice)"
"Why can you send voice messages!!! (Dog head)"
"Now it's set. In three thousand years, when the host forges his body with the essence blood, his physical form will rival an Innate Supreme Treasure—who could beat him?"
Chen Tian ignored them. He was currently learning the Universe Grand Unity Shift!
This divine ability was extraordinary—it could transfer any attack, though only as long as the physical body could withstand it.
Before long, the divine ability: Universe Grand Unity Shift was mastered!
As for the other Innate Five Directions Banners, they were five flags. Legend had it they were transformed from the five petals of the Chaos Green Lotus. Each was a Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure! The Five Directions Banners possessed boundless power; when used for protection: all evils retreated, and all techniques were repelled.
They were respectively: Center—Earthly Apricot Yellow Banner: ten thousand golden lotuses, nothing could break it, all evils retreated, all techniques repelled.
East—Green Lotus Treasure Banner: relic radiance, calming the mind and settling the spirit, all evils retreated, all techniques repelled.
South—Off-Ground Flame Light Banner: confounding yin and yang, overturning the five elements, all evils retreated, all techniques repelled.
West—Plain Cloud Boundary Banner: strange mists swirling, heaven and earth both illuminated, all evils retreated, all techniques repelled.
North—Mysterious Origin Water Control Banner: hazy cosmos, blotting out the sky and covering the sun, all evils retreated, all techniques repelled.
When all five banners gathered, they rivaled an Innate Supreme Treasure!! Of course, for now, they could only be set aside.
As for the Innate Spiritual Treasure Primordial Staff, Chen Tian didn't like using a staff anyway. It seemed he'd give it away to someone later.
Painting Dao Perfection—the moment he completed the task, Chen Tian had already comprehended one of the Three Thousand Great Daos: the Painting Dao!
Especially with the Companion Supreme Treasure, the Primordial Divine Brush! This brush was an Innate Spiritual Treasure, but its power was no weaker than an Innate Supreme Treasure! Because with this brush, combined with the Primordial Painting Dao, he could paint something no weaker than a strike from a Quasi-Sage! Though it could only be used once, that was already incredibly strong!
As for tempering his body with the Three Thousand Demon God Essence Blood, he could only wait until the sermon ended. As for the last reward, he was now the Group Leader of the Myriad Heavens Chat Group. At that moment, the group chat began to upgrade.
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