Chapter 224

"Let's just chat casually, consider it a shut-in's fantasy," Wei Gong replied calmly.

Believe it or not, if I reveal my identity and post a marriage advertisement, all these people will want to be your mother?

"Speaking of taking care of me..."

Luo Ya thought about it carefully, "The Heroic Spirit I've had the most contact with is King Arthur. He's nothing like the cold and unapproachable people say he is; on the contrary, he seems very gentle."

King Arthur?

Wei Gong recalled how the two met and became acquainted.

Teaching swordsmanship, pulling the Sword in the Stone, slaying the King of the Lowly, the Battle of Camlann... all these events are too distant now.

He was rather curious to see what kind of expression the brat would have when he found out that the gluttonous girl he had previously shunned was actually Lily!

Won't this absolutely lead to a collapse of faith?

"It's a pity King Arthur wasn't good at taking care of people."

Luo Ya continued, "Then there's the Dark Saintess. She's domineering and forceful towards outsiders, but I had a pretty good impression of her when we met before. She just doesn't know how to take care of people either."

When King Arthur and the Dark Saintess visited, these two top-tier Heroic Spirit vied to treat her as their daughter—it was undoubtedly the most glorious and honorable moment for her.

If word got out, it would be enough to drive countless people crazy with envy and jealousy, wishing they could switch places with her.

"Besides, there's Headmistress Tamamo no Mae... but she's a fox spirit, so I can't consider her."

Luo Ya glanced furtively out the window, fearing that the other party would come knocking on her door.

That's the headmaster! If he overhears you, you can forget about staying at the Fuyuki Academy.

The other party is terrifying.

I originally thought she was a vixen, so I didn't choose a male employee.

It was all for naught.

He's turned a whole bunch of female employees in Academy City gay, and they're all determined to marry him!

Isn't this a complete waste of resources?

This left countless single male teachers sighing in despair.

In the end, they all became each other's biggest fans!

"Indeed, she's terrifying."

Wei Gong nodded.

That guy is always looking to cause trouble, so there's no way he'd be on the shortlist.

Unless one day he completely cuts off her tail, leaving only one, and she turns back into Xiaoyu who wants to be a wife, he might not even consider it.

Luo Ya continued, "Speaking of which, Miyu is quite caring."

That best friend of mine is really good at taking care of people.

Every time we eat together, I share the best food with her like a stepmother, as if I'm afraid she won't have enough to eat.

They would also help her with things like dressing up.

She would also spend time meticulously braiding her long golden hair into various beautiful pigtails.

"???"

Wei Gong was filled with questions.

That's your best friend! Do you really want her to be your mother?

However, memories of his daily life with Miyu suddenly flashed through his mind.

She's clearly an adorable little girl, but she's incredibly caring.

When cooking, the other person will help.

When it comes back from outside, it will even greet it and help it take off its coat.

And, she even stood on tiptoe to straighten your collar—she was truly the most virtuous wife.

It's a pity she's too young; she can only be a younger sister...

"Tch, you really want to lay a hand on Miyu? You pervert!" Luo Ya couldn't help but exclaim with disgust.

"How could that be! I don't have a thing for lolis!"

Wei Gong refuted this decisively.

This is a matter of innocence; I will not allow myself to be slandered.

Luo Ya pouted. "Hmph, you're happier than anyone else than me for bringing Miyu, Ilya, and the others back! You are!"

"... Let's not talk about that, what about the others?"

Wei Gong changed the subject without hesitation.

This guy loves to beat him up into a loli-like figure and will keep bothering him.

"The others... let me think."

Luo Ya took out her phone and browsed the website, feeling increasingly irritated.

If the other party doesn't have a thing for lolis, it means she has no chance at all.

Damn it, why can't I grow up?

She glanced at the Heroic Spirit of Servants appearing on the website. "Ereshkigal is too tsundere and doesn't know how to take care of anyone; she's a pain to be around. Ishtar is too much of a troublemaker and prone to letting things slide; who knows if she'll cause any major problems?"

"The Leopard Person is just like Fuji-nee. You're practically turning Fuji-nee into a useless, lazy bum!"

"Morgan is a complete Yandere, it's terrifying."

He listed a whole bunch of women who appeared, but none of them were satisfactory.

This left Wei Gong even more speechless.

Aren't you obsessed with Heroic Spirit? Why are you so picky when it comes to being with Heroic Spirit?

Could it be that your Clairvoyance has awakened, and you've realized that the Heroic Spirit are attacking you together?

Wei Gong was deeply suspicious and hesitated whether to tie the other party up with a few more ropes.

Little En happened to be there too.

They can help reinforce the ropes, making it much easier to tie them up than before.

Luo Ya clicked on a picture. "Mother of All is clearly the best at taking care of people!"

"Forehead..."

Wei Gong stared at the picture of Tiamat, who was weeping and trying to persuade him to stay, lost in thought.

Does this mean that Humanity's Evil can attract each other?

"He absolutely adores humans and is so incredibly gentle, he's practically the perfect mom choice!" Luo Ya replied matter-of-factly.

In fact, just one day after the broadcast of <Absolute Demonic Battlefront: Babylonia>, the number of Tiamat's fans skyrocketed.

There's no way around it; a powerful and invincible Humanity's Evil, who reigns supreme over all living beings, is so gentle that he can't even bear to let go of the human who betrays him.

Finally, he entrusted all his power to Nameless, allowing it to give back to the entire world.

He gave up all resistance and was banished to the Imaginary Number World by the King of Heroes's Calamity Sword.

Who wouldn't like Mother of All like that?

"But she is Humanity's Evil!" Wei Gong reminded him.

To put it simply, the arrival of Mother of All into the world was a detriment to Human History.

Or rather, it's unacceptable that they created the Mesopotamian world only to be betrayed by humanity.

Because, Mother of All can be seen as Pangu, the creator god in mythology who Creation of Heaven and Earth.

After Pangu Creation of Heaven and Earth, his eyes became the sun and the moon, his breath became wind and clouds, his voice became thunder, his limbs became mountains, his blood became rivers, and so on.

This means that once Pangu chooses to return, he will take away all these lands, rivers, and lakes, plunging the entire Dragon Kingdom back into chaos!

For the Dragon Country people, this was a catastrophe!

In this situation, would you want Pangu to return?

Tiamat is exactly like that.

When it descended, [self-sealing] was done to minimize its harm to Anti-Human!

"As long as the villain is good-looking, one's values will follow their appearance. For a shut-in like you, Humanity's Evil is more motivating, isn't it?" Luo Ya glanced at the other person.

They talk about justice and saving the world, but when these otaku see beautiful, villainous women, they get more excited than when they see kind girls.

For example, Machima, Echidna, Kurumi Tokisaki, etc.

Tiamat, with her gentle, motherly nature, is enough to win hearts and minds.

"It seems so."

Wei Gong nodded.

There's really no way to refute that.

However, it is impossible for Mother of All to come into the world.

The mere arrival of this being would cause indelible disaster to Anti-Human!

If it were to truly descend, it would surely plunge all the Heroic Spirit of the world into extreme fear.

And then there's that world-destroying brat in front of us.

Fine, he might as well just cut his own neck and go report to Alaya to continue working.

"You should just wash up and go to bed; anything can happen in your dreams!"

Luo Ya reached out and patted his head. "Even if the Heroic Spirit misjudge, they won't come knocking on your door!"

Or rather, even if Heroic Spirit come knocking on my door, they'll have to get past me first!

Luo Ya didn't want her pig, who she spent every day with, to be tempted away by an unexpected cabbage.

That was a huge loss!

"Alright, let's leave it at that then."

Wei Gong chose to give up.

It seems that kids really do want to see Heroic Spirit as idols rather than family.

This is troublesome.

Ding dong~

Just then, Luo Ya saw a notification pop up on her phone--

[The Uploader you're following has updated early! Come watch!]

Upon seeing the title, Luo Ya exclaimed with great surprise, "Wow, speak of Cao Cao Cao! Could it be that Alaya overheard our conversation?"

She turned her phone over so Wei Gong could see the headline.

[Absolute Demonic Battlefront: Extra Story - The Creation Mother Goddess!]

Extra Story about Tiamat, the Creation Mother Goddess?

Wei Gong was momentarily stunned.

Alaya previously mentioned at the end of <Absolute Demonic Battlefront: Babylonia> that a related Extra Story would be released in Queen of Heaven.

And it's only been two days!

He looked up at the window and seemed to see a pair of eyes that had been spying on him.