Chapter 71

You brat, I raised you, and now you're Golden Flash.

Can you translate what "surprise" means?

Translate this! What the hell do you mean by "TM's surprise"?!

You little brat, is it you who brought Golden Flash here?

Wei Gong's smile grew even brighter, while inwardly he was cursing and cursing, thinking, "Damn it!"

I've been avoiding Golden Flash for the past two days, but I never expected that he would come knocking on my door.

The brat even led me into the house himself!

My pants moved.

I'm done playing!

Wei Gong felt a chill run down his spine.

If it weren't for the Enkidu wrapped around his waist giving him a slight reminder, he wouldn't have realized the other party's identity.

If Golden Flash were to reunite with his Dear Friend and say something truly heartfelt, it could instantly send him to his doom!

He gave a standard smile that revealed eight teeth, "Dinner is ready, Mr. Golden, please wash your hands and eat."

As for the original plan to beat him up and sink him into Fuyuki Bay?

Just kidding, it's already a stroke of luck that we didn't get beaten up and sink into Fuyuki Bay!

"Excuse me."

Gilgamesh walked into the room.

And she naturally changed into slippers, not at all treating herself as an outsider.

During the previous handshake, the [[Star of Wisdom and Omniscience]] was fully activated, seemingly sensing some kind of mysterious aura.

Interesting, indeed interesting!

Gilgamesh's lips curled up slightly; it was exactly as he had predicted.

He clearly looks like an ordinary, good family man.

But he still keenly noticed something special.

The reclusive man in front of me, who spends every day with the little girl, doesn't seem to be an ordinary person.

That makes sense.

They were ordinary people living next to a little girl who was frantically bound by countless seals, as if she were a World-Ending Demon King.

Is this possible?

Obviously not!

The ordinary is the most extraordinary thing!

After he entered the restroom.

Luo Ya sidled up to the Wei Palace and said, "Hehe, this guy is a super nouveau riche, he owns a mine!"

In front of this person, she finally understood what it truly meant to be rich to a certain extent.

They don't care about money at all; they just buy whatever they want.

Even a simple home-cooked meal at their house can easily cost them tens of thousands of yuan.

Is this the landlord's second fool?

"They are indeed wealthy..."

Wei Gong reached out and grabbed the child's ear. "I told you, don't bring strangers home!"

Who did you bring back?

I raised you with so much hardship, and this is how you repay me?

This is outrageous!

Besides, he stabbed you in the heart back then, aren't you afraid he'll stab you again?

"Ahem, I know, but isn't this to lighten your burden?"

Luo Ya coughed lightly.

Of course she knows she's wrong.

Anyone would criticize someone for casually becoming a tour guide for a stranger and then bringing them back under the influence of money.

The problem is--

He gave too much!!!

There were so many that she simply couldn't refuse.

Luo Ya gritted her teeth, took out half a coin from her small purse, and handed it to the other person. "Here, let's split it evenly, consider it a chef's fee for your hard work cooking!"

However,

The other person casually reached into her clothes and pulled out another wallet she had hidden.

"Give it to me!"

Under his glaring, teeth-gritting gaze, Wei Gong put the wallet into his pocket.

You little rascal, trying to play tricks on me? You're so naive.

I know exactly how many hairs are on your body!

"Damn it! You can't make it this dark!"

Luo Ya couldn't help but lower her voice.

He secretly cheered, thinking that he had finally gotten through this ordeal and wouldn't have to suffer a beating anymore.

The most important thing is--

You wouldn't believe it, but I have a third wallet that I never even carried with me!

The bathroom door opened, Gilgamesh looked at the two with interest. "You two have a really good relationship!"

The relationship between these two is really strange.

Despite being the guards and the guarded, they joked and played around like family.

He casually gave away a tiny amount of money—enough to do absolutely nothing—to the little guy, and it somehow sparked this scheming between the two of them.

Funny, really funny!

Gilgamesh looked at the ordinary dishes without paying them any attention.

For him, who possesses the Gate of Babylon and stands at the top of the human pyramid, he can eat whatever he wants.

"Mr. Golden, please have a seat and hurry up and eat," Luo Ya said obsequiously.

If you accept a gift, you're obligated to repay it; in return, you'll be obligated to give it to someone else.

"Yes, thank you."

Gilgamesh sat casually at the dining table.

I, a mighty King of Heroes, would never care about mere ordinary dishes; I merely wish to see who is behind this little fellow.

He readily accepted the local custom, picked up his chopsticks, took a small bite of food, and pretended to put it in his mouth.

"Um???"

Gilgamesh suddenly froze for a moment, feeling a strange taste explode in his mouth.

It smells so good!

A fragrance that even he couldn't resist.

Skill approaches the essence!

Why is this smell so nostalgic?

Luo Ya asked with great interest, "How is it? Isn't it incredibly delicious? It's just as good as what you'd get from a five-star chef!"

She was once invited by her best friend to a high-profile birthday dinner, only to find that the food there wasn't even as good as her own home-cooked meals.

Previously, he had repeatedly encouraged Wei Gong to open a restaurant, but Wei Gong had firmly refused.

This homebody said that ordinary people are not qualified to eat his cooking, and that people who want to eat it could line up and circle the playground several times.

Some people might even be willing to start a war just to have a meal with him.

Listen to this, is this human language?

Do you really think you possess some kind of EX-rank charm, capable of bringing ruin to the country?

Even the real fox spirit Tamamo no Mae isn't good enough!

"It really is delicious. I'm suddenly a little envious of you because you can eat it every day."

Gilgamesh replied.

"Eat as much as you like, don't be shy. Make yourself at home, you can come here to eat every day!" Luo Ya rubbed her hands together.

This guy is a true tycoon.

If you were to latch onto someone's powerful family and become their sister, you'd instantly go from an ordinary family to a rich second-generation!

Wei Gong reached out and tapped her forehead. "Stop talking so much nonsense, Mr. Golden just wants to experience home-cooked meals."

You brat, haven't you screwed me over badly enough?

It's incredibly lucky that Golden Flash hasn't discovered this yet, and you actually want to invite him over every day?

Looks like I need to pull out the Enkidu and teach you a lesson!

Let's talk about it after Golden Flash leaves!

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I'll come over when I have time."

Gilgamesh smiled and said...

The little girl had unintentionally exuded a terrifying aura comparable to that of Mother Goddess.

In addition, there were countless chains binding his body, sealing him.

It's impossible to enjoy a meal properly when Gilgamesh is sitting next to you.

Let me give you an example.

If you knew you were sitting on top of the Tsar Bomba nuclear bomb, and were told it would explode at any moment, could you still eat in peace?

Only he could eat at his leisure.

Anyone else would have been terrified!

"Don't be shy, we hit it off immediately. Seeing you is like seeing a long-lost relative!"

Luo Ya's lips were as sweet as if they were coated with honey.

That's not a lie.

Seeing him was like seeing the First Emperor printed on a banknote—wasn't he a relative?

The First Emperor protected the entire Dragon Kingdom and fought against the gods of the Lighthouse. No one in the Dragon Kingdom didn't worship and admire him madly.

"..."

Wei Gong, standing next to him, felt a vein throbbing on his forehead.

You brat, that's enough!

He's a World-Ending Demon King, after all. Why would he care about a little money?

Is spending tens of thousands of yuan really that shameful?

"What a lovely little fellow. I have a friend who is just as lovely as you," Gilgamesh said with a nostalgic smile.