Clouds for Clothes, Flowers for Face
"A method? What method?"
Although Aunt Fox usually seems unreliable, given the Sun Moon Sect's premise that no one is an ordinary person, Jiang Lin knew that Aunt Fox must have a hidden past.
And perhaps Aunt Fox really does have some solutions to this little-known past.
"Well... if you let me be your mistress, Xiao Jiang Lin, then I'll agree to tell you."
"... Is Concubine not acceptable?"
"That won't do. It has to be a third party, someone without a formal relationship, otherwise it doesn't align with my principles."
Jiang Lin immediately objected! He slammed his fist on the table, filled with righteous indignation:
"No way! I, Jiang Lin, want to bring happiness to everyone and be the most Yasashi man! Does Aunt Fox think I'm Hong Shixian? I'm going to get angry!"
"Hong Shixian? Who is Hong Shixian? Does Little Lin have his contact information?"
"..."
"Okay, okay... I was just kidding..."
Aunt Fox quickly grabbed Jiang Lin's hand and shook it, pulling him down to sit.
"That's more like it. I'm a very serious person."
Of course, Jiang Lin didn't really care about what Aunt Fox had said before, after all, that's just Aunt Fox.
"Hmph, Jiang Lin is really boring."
Aunt Fox said coquettishly.
"But Jiang Lin, are you really going? For the Little White Fox in your arms?"
"Certainly."
"Huh? So decisive! It seems like Xiao Jiang Lin really likes this Little White Fox. What do you like about her?"
Jiang Lin thought for a moment, then said seriously, "She's beautiful!"
"..."
This time, it was Aunt Fox's turn to be speechless.
However, Aunt Fox naturally knew a thing or two about Jiang Lin's personality.
Aunt Fox might believe anyone who said that, after all, Bai Jiu Yi the most beautiful face in the world, and some people who saw her once could not control their desires and died of lust.
Now, there are plenty of people who would go through fire and water for her.
However, if it's Xiao Jiang Lin, and it's only because of Bai Jiu Yi's appearance, then we should be a bit suspicious.
After all, Yuni's real appearance wouldn't be any worse than Bai Jiu Yi's.
Although this poor little guy has never seen his master's most beautiful appearance.
However, Aunt Fox didn't bother to find out the reason, whether it was because of "love" or because the boy was really lusting after her body; after all, it was her little secret.
" In the Demon Race World, there lies a labyrinth."
Aunt Fox, gently stroking her skirt as she sat down, poured herself a cup of tea and spoke slowly.
"There is a woman inside the maze, whose name is..."
"Wait! A maze?"
"What's wrong?" Aunt Fox rolled her eyes at Jiang Lin.
"It's nothing, I just remembered a Minotaur..."
"What did you say?" Aunt Fox flicked Jiang Lin's forehead like an elder.
However, to be fair, since Jiang Lin came to the Sun Moon Sect, he has indeed been raised under the watchful eye of Aunt Fox.
"That labyrinth contains one of the Twelve Thrones of the Demon Race World, named 'Xiangrong'."
"Clothes like clouds, flowers like faces?"
"Good poem, kid. Not bad at all. So, Flower-Picking Thief who doesn't want to be a poet isn't a good Sword Cultivator after all?"
"I just wanted to relax a bit, please don't mind, Aunt Fox."
"..."
"In short, the labyrinth is called the ' Dream-Eating Palace,' and Xiangrong's true form is also a Dream-Eating Tapir. Every hundred years, Xiangrong opens her ' Dream-Eating Palace,' which can be entered by both demons and humans."
Legend has it that this labyrinth is a Small World, a world cleaved apart by an ancient god's sword. Inside, you can not only obtain ancient Opportunity, but it is also where she hid her magical treasures. Once you obtain them, they belong to you.
It's not just a magical artifact; in that Small World within the maze, there's a pool of water called Moon Spring. Drinking it brings enlightenment, calms the mind, and heals the spirit.
Ordinary cultivators can directly comprehend the Dao after drinking it, and cultivators whose foundation for the Great Dao is damaged can repair it after drinking it. I think it should also be effective for your Girl Bai after drinking it.
However, encountering the Moon Spring is not so easy; after all, it represents the greatest Opportunity for the Dream-Eating Palace.
Even Xiangrong probably doesn't know the pattern of the Moon Spring's appearance.
Jiang Lin stroked Jiu Yi's fox ears, who was still asleep in his arms. "If I want to go to the Dream-Eating Palace, what will the price be? That Dream-Eating Tapir can't be a charity, can it?"
Aunt Fox smiled gently. Although Aunt Fox was just an ordinary fox, she still possessed a captivating charm, exactly the type Cao Cao liked best.
The price, well, is the loss of that "dream".
In the Dream-Eating Palace, no matter how many Opportunity you obtain, you still have to pay an entrance fee to leave. Xiang Rong allows everyone to enter a dream, and if she likes your dream, she will eat it, and you can escape alive.
But if your dream is ordinary and uneventful, then she will devour you.
"..."
Seeing Jiang Lin's silent expression, Aunt Fox smiled slightly, "How about it? Little Jiang Lin, are you scared?"
"No, I was just wondering, if I bring my 'pet' in, does my 'pet' also have to pay for a ticket?"
"Well, that shouldn't be necessary. After all, your Number One Beauty Under Heaven doesn't have any Spiritual Power fluctuations right now; she's just like an ordinary white fox."
However, if you die, Xiangrong might make your Jiu Yi her pet.
"Oh, that makes things easier."
As long as Jiu Yi is not in any danger, there's no problem. At worst, she can eat him; it's not like he's going to die anyway.
"Thanks for the advice, Aunt Fox."
Are you really going?
"Um."
"How about I be your mistress for a while? I'm afraid you might never come back."
"No, no, I wasn't surnamed Cao in my past life either. Goodbye, Aunt Fox, I need to go and get ready."
"Hey? Little Jiang Lin, don't go!" Aunt Fox stood up to try and stop him, but Jiang Lin had already run off into the distance.
"Jiji Bo bro, look, I don't mind if you don't want to, otherwise..."
"I, Jiji Bo, am devoted to Feifei! Goodbye, Aunt Fox!"
"Diao Da, actually, I've long admired your fluffy wings..."
"Aunt Fox! I already have other birds! I will never betray Tou Ying!" As soon as he finished speaking, Diao Da quickly flew away.
As soon as Aunt Fox's eyes turned towards Wu Ke, Wu Ke quickly stood up, took a lotus flower from his Storage Bag in his crotch, and walked out while stroking the petals...
"Aunt Fox, why don't you take a look at us?"
Fang Chaoqun and Tai Er Zhenjun leaned forward, pointing to themselves with anticipation in their eyes.
"You lot..." Aunt Fox smiled slightly, then raised her embroidered little foot and kicked them, "Why don't you hurry up and find your Dao Companion! You think you can woo me without Dao Companion!"
Fang Chaoqun and Tai Er Zhenjun, each with a foot in her hand, covered her anus and ran away.
Seeing their unserious behavior, Xiao Hei wiped the sweat from his forehead.
I glanced at Aunt Fox, and saw Aunt Fox stand up, stretch, and walk back into her room.
A beautiful figure is indeed attractive, but why does nobody seem to like it?