Primordial Era: Starting by Scaming Nuwa!
Chapter 149

Di Jun's Dissatisfaction with Nuwa! (cont.)

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"You damn three-legged crow, you were quite quick and enthusiastic about buying tickets for Xihe and the three sisters this time!"

"You wouldn't be thinking of making a move on Xihe, would you?"

Bai Chen ruthlessly exposed Di Jun's true colors, showing him no mercy whatsoever.

Bai Chen can assure you that it's absolutely not because he missed out on 500,000 Merit and Fortune Coin that he targeted Di Jun; he simply wanted to give Xihe a reminder.

After all, the tickets were sold by Great God Bai Chen himself, so he felt it necessary to remind customers to be careful and to be wary of any unscrupulous thieves.

Di Jun, whose thoughts had been exposed by Bai Chen, was immediately enraged and embarrassed.

"Bai Chen, don't talk nonsense!"

I've given this Evil Cat Evil Cat 25 million Merit and Fortune Coin today, why is it still making things difficult for me?

"You three-legged crow, you're just lusting after Xihe's body, you despicable thing!"

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While mocking Di Jun, Bai Chen raised her little paw and made a friendly gesture towards Di Jun.

Following Bai Chen's revelation, onlookers simultaneously turned their curious gazes toward Di Jun.

Kunpeng bystander, felt that Bai Chen's actions weren't enough, so he decided to add fuel to the fire.

"Heavenly Emperor, since you have taken a liking to the Taiyin Three Sisters, we will capture them after Empress Nuwa finishes her sermon."

"Just place a restriction on their Primordial Spirit True Spirit and enslave them for eternity!"

"I possess the Speed Laws, and the Chaos Bell of the Eastern Emperor can suppress space, imprison time, and seal off a region of heaven and earth. Furthermore, I have the cooperation of the Ten Great Demon Sages."

"The three sisters will definitely not be able to escape then, and the grand plan will succeed!"

Kunpeng felt that Di Jun's unusual behavior today might indeed be as Bai Chen said: Di Jun was lusting after Xihe's body.

Di Jun has caused my Kunpeng so much trouble. If I don't take revenge on him today, I'll be letting myself down.

Upon hearing Kunpeng's words, the three sisters, Xihe, immediately felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy and became wary of the demon race.

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Upon seeing this, Di Jun felt as if ten thousand ancient mythical beasts and mud horses were galloping through his mind:

"Kunpeng, don't talk nonsense! How could I, the Emperor, do such a thing?"

Di Jun was furious, and then he regretted it!

I knew Kunpeng would side with Bai Chen and oppose me.

When we attacked Northern Darkness, we should have killed Kunpeng. Now we wouldn't have another traitor who's going against us.

"Fellow Daoist Xihe, Kunpeng and Bai Chen are deliberately trying to harm me!"

Seeing that Xihe and the three sisters looked like they were facing a formidable enemy, Di Jun quickly began to explain.

Damn Kunpeng and Bai Chen, you guys are so despicable.

You little trash, if you've got the guts, fight each other fair and square! Stop playing dirty tricks!

"Cough cough cough!"

Bai Chen coughed and then added insult to injury:

"You dead three-legged crow, it's not like you haven't done this kind of thing before."

"Back then, you surrounded and killed the East Prince Gong and enslaved Kunpeng."

Bai Chen's follow-up attack immediately put the three Xihe sisters, who had relaxed their guard, back on high alert.

After all, if Di Jun dared to attack Dong East Prince Gong, the Head of Male Immortals appointed by Dao Ancestor Hongjun, then he must be even more daring to do so against the three sisters.

"Fellow Daoists, let's hurry inside and listen to the teachings!"

"Don't cause trouble for Bai Chen at the door, or it might ask us for Merit and Fortune Coin again!"

Di Jun knew that Bai Chen had Nuwa's backing, so he couldn't fight the Evil Cat Evil Cat right now, and he couldn't win an argument with it either.

Moreover, arguing with a Pet Beast here is really bad for one's image.

So Di Jun thought, if he can't fight back or win an argument, can't he at least avoid the fight?

"Fellow Di Jun is right!"

Xihe temporarily lowered her guard, realizing she shouldn't be arguing with Bai Chen here; the most important thing right now was to listen to the teachings.

Di Jun led the demon clan Xihe the three Xi sisters to go in and listen to the sermon, and this time Bai Chen did not stop them.

Although it has a grudge against Di Jun, it was the one that sold the tickets, and Di Jun paid for the tickets to listen to the sermon.

Seeing that Di Jun and the others were about to enter the Wa Saint Palace, Bai Chen pointed at Di Jun and asked Biyun and Caiyun:

"Biyun, Caiyun, what kind of creature does this three-legged crow look like?"

Bai Chen is currently unable to stop Di Jun and the others, but that doesn't mean he can't mock them.

"Great God Bai Chen, we had no idea!"

Since being Nuwa by Nuwa, Biyun and Caiyun have mostly stayed at home and had little contact with the outside world.

"That dead three-legged crow is just like a lapdog!"

After Bai Chen pointed out that Di Jun was a simp, he then explained:

"Biyun, Caiyun, you're both relatively new, so you probably don't even know what a 'simp' is yet. Let me, the great god, explain it to you!"

"The so-called 'simp' is someone who, instead of being a proper Innate Divine Beast or Innate Deity, chooses to lower themselves and lick others' boots like a dog, trying to please them."

Upon hearing Bai Chen's explanation, the higher-ups of the demon race instinctively turned their gazes toward Di Jun.

As the Heavenly Emperor of the Demon Clan, Di Jun is of noble status, yet he tries to curry favor with Xihe He, which does indeed fit Bai Chen's description of him as a "simp"!

Di Jun: Why are you all looking at me? I'm not a simp!

"Hahaha!"

"Simp, that's an interesting term!"

A loud, boisterous laugh rang out, and to Di Jun's ears, it was incredibly grating and mocking.

"How dare you!"

Di Jun was furious and instinctively roared.

"Di Jun, who are you calling audacious?"

Then, Shangqing Tongtian appeared, his face contorted with rage. Beside him stood Taiqing Laozi and Yuqing Yuanshi.

Why did Shangqing Tongtian look so grim?

That hearty laughter just now came from Shangqing Tongtian, who was naturally a man of bold and unrestrained nature.

"You sycophant Di Jun, how dare you rebuke the Three Pure Ones!"

Seeing that Di Jun had offended the Three Pure Ones again, Bai Chen immediately added fuel to the fire.

"Di Jun, no wonder Bai Chen called you a simp, you really have a lot of nerve!"

When Yuqing Yuanshi saw that Di Jun, a mere Heavenly Emperor, dared to rebuke his third brother, Shangqing Tongtian, he lost his temper.

Shangqing Tongtian was his younger brother, and only he, his elder Laozi Taiqing, and his master Dao Ancestor Hongjun, could reprimand him.

Who does Di Jun think he is, daring to reprimand his own third brother?

Di Jun's face turned extremely ugly when he realized that he had offended the Three Pure Ones again.

I only said something subconsciously, how did it end up being directed at the Three Pure Ones?

Bai Ze: The sky has fallen!

Di Jun, why are you courting death like this?

Why couldn't you have taken Xihe inside faster?

Even if Bai Chen mocks you for being a simp, you can pretend you didn't hear it!

And why did you have to be so sarcastic? You instinctively snapped at them, and now you're even blaming the Three Pure Ones! Isn't that funny?

Di Jun, I, Bai Ze, now understand why Bai Chen always says you're tired of living.

Because you're really tired of living, you're constantly courting death.

After grumbling inwardly, Bai Ze quickly led Di Jun to apologize to the Three Pure Ones.

Taiqing Laozi turned to Bai Chen and smiled:

"Bai Chen, we brothers have not yet attained sainthood, we are unworthy of the title of saint!"

Although Bai Chen's previous use of the phrase "Three Pure Ones" made Taiqing Laozi feel comfortable.

However, he knew that his three brothers had not yet become saints and were not yet suitable for this title.

Faced with Taiqing Laozi's polite words, Bai Chen smiled and said:

"Three Pure Ones, isn't it just a matter of time before you attain sainthood?"

Bai Chen knew that once Nuwa preached, the other five members of the Six Saints of the Heavenly Dao would soon return to their positions.

After exchanging a few polite words with Three Pure Ones, Bai Chen gestured for Three Pure Ones to go inside and listen to the teachings, without asking Three Pure Ones to buy tickets.

There's no need to make things unpleasant with the three future saints, the Three Pure Ones, over less than 400,000 Merit and Fortune Coin. Let's just consider it a privilege for them.

Seeing that the Three Pure Ones didn't need tickets, Di Jun turned his gaze to Bai Chen and questioned him:

"Bai Chen, shouldn't you give us an explanation?"

Di Jun strongly suspected that Bai Chen was targeting his group; otherwise, why wouldn't he have the Three Pure Ones pay for the tickets?

"What explanation?"

Bai Chen stretched out its paw and scratched its head, not understanding what had gotten into Di Jun again.

Why don't they need to buy tickets?

When Di Jun saw that Bai Chen was pretending to be crazy, he immediately became furious.

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