The Heavenly Wedding Is Complete!
"Moreover, the Yellow Middle Plum in Bai Chen's possession were of questionable origin to begin with."
"I remember when the Three Pure Ones Three Pure Ones were preaching, Bai Chen even gave them a gift as a greeting."
These days, all the Western Teachings disciples address him as "Uncle-Master," and if Bai Chen doesn't give him a gift, he probably won't be able to maintain that title.
"Bai Chen, you are unworthy of being called Innate Divine Beast!"
"To be called Innate Divine Beast is Disgrace to Innates!"
"..."
Just then, a series of discussions arose from the group of Innate Great God who were watching the drama unfold. These discussions had elevated Bai Chen to a moral high ground, and were now forcing Bai Chen to jump.
Bai Chen: Who's barking like a dog? This is moral blackmail; you're utterly immoral.
Bai Chen has now been Zhunti to the brink of moral depravity by Zhunti; it either jumps off and ruins its reputation, or it pays a fine to avoid disaster.
"My two sages, I have only these three Yellow Middle Plum in my hand!"
Left with no other choice, Bai Chen opted to spend money to avoid further trouble, and took out three Yellow Middle Plum.
Bai Chen swore that Zhunti what happened today.
Zhunti, you better wait until Great God Bai Chen, one day I will break a few branches of your Gengjin Bodhi Tree.
Zhunti frowned Zhunti he looked at the three Yellow Middle Plum plums in Bai Chen's hand and said:
"Third brother, how are my disciples supposed to divide these three Yellow Middle Plum you have?"
"Third brother, I remember you obtained the Yellow Middle Plum tree, and it's almost a thousand Yuanhui now. The Yellow Middle Plum will bear nine fruits every thirty thousand years!"
Zhunti felt that Bai Chen was a bit stingy. This cat had obtained nearly a thousand yuanhui of the Innate Spiritual Root Yellow Middle Plum, and Zhunti had praised it a lot and gone to so much trouble, but the cat only gave him three fruits.
If this cat didn't have powerful connections, Zhunti have really wanted to pin it to the ground and snatch it away.
"My two sages, as you know, I am still in the growth stage, so I usually eat a lot. These three Yellow Middle Plum plums are ones I saved because I couldn't bear to eat them."
Bai Chen casually made up an excuse: he only had three Yellow Middle Plum anyway, take them or leave them.
"It's just a small token of my third brother's appreciation!"
Zhunti with no other choice, Zhunti had to accept the three Yellow Middle Plum plums.
It's a little less, but it's better than nothing!
"Third brother, my gift is quite precious, so it's inconvenient for you to receive it on my behalf. I can only give it to Di Jun and Xihe personally!"
Zhunti immediately put on a show of "Escape from Courtesy" for all the Innate Great God.
You're kidding, Zhunti is already poor enough, how could he possibly give a congratulatory gift?
"You two sages, it's alright!"
Because Jieyin and Zhunti are saints, Bai Chen can't defeat them now, so he can only let them escape.
When Nuwa arrives, I, Great God Bai Chen, will go and complain about them.
As for anyone else who dares to skip the ceremony, will Bai Chen let them know how sharp his Heaven Measuring Ruler is?
Great God Bai Chen, is furious. Those who want to be served up and put on the table, come on over!
"Little White, here in the gift register, how should we write the congratulatory gifts for the two saints?"
Houtu nudged Bai Chen, who was about to explode with anger, and asked him a question.
Enraged, Bai Chen didn't bother to reply Houtu Hou Tu. When had he, the Great God Bai Chen, ever suffered such a loss? He had to find a time to make up for it!
Houtu Bai Chen was furious, Hou Tu quickly groomed the cat's fur, hoping it would calm down.
Bai Chen channeled his anger into his appetite, devouring a large amount of spiritual fruit before he could suppress his rage.
"Little White, what gifts are the two saints Jieyin and Zhunti, going to give to Di Jun?"
Houtu saw that Bai Chen had calmed down and asked him what kind of gift Jieyin and Zhunti would give to Di Jun.
"I don't know, but knowing their personalities, they either don't give anything at all, or they give a small gift but mean a lot!"
Bai Chen knew Jieyin and Zhunti's personalities Taiqing; these two extremely stingy fellows would absolutely never send Di Jun a large congratulatory gift.
Bai Chen jumped onto Houtu's head, playing with Houtu's black hair, and said:
"Houtu, Zhunti extorted three Yellow Middle Plum plums from this great god! Remember to avenge me in the future!"
Bai Chen knew that once Di Jun got married, the countdown to Houtu's attainment of Dao would begin.
Once this shaman becomes the Earthly Dao Spokesperson, he must make decisions for him.
"Little White, even if I attain enlightenment in the future, I might not be able to avenge you!"
Houtu had been thinking about this for some time now, even though according to Bai Chen's previous hints, she would attain enlightenment.
But having attained enlightenment so late, could I Zhunti be a match for Jieyin and Jieyin?
Moreover, Jieyin and Zhunti, these two brothers, have always been on the same side. If I were to become a saint, I probably wouldn't be able to win against them both!
If this cat were to call Nuwa over for help, it would be a two-on-two situation!
"Houtu, you have the strength after you attain enlightenment, believe in this great god!"
Houtu was intimidated, Bai Chen quickly encouraged her.
The strength of a sage is determined primarily by the amount of merit he accumulates, with personal cultivation being secondary.
Houtu has a lot to do: open up the underworld, revive the underground passages, build the Nine Springs, construct the Eighteen Hells, and establish the Six Paths of Reincarnation.
The more work you do, the more Merit and Fortune!
They're not even comparable to those two guys who need loans to become saints!
With the added blessing of the Houtu Earthly Dao Spokesperson, Houtu's strength after Houtu enlightenment is terrifying, absolutely enough to help her own Great God Bai Chen beat Jieyin Zhunti.
Really?
Houtu, upon hearing this, could hardly believe Bai Chen's words.
According to the cat, its strength would definitely be considerable after it attained enlightenment, which meant it would be incredibly powerful.
But Houtu thought about it carefully and realized that the cat wouldn't lie to her about something like this.
If I could Jieyin and Zhunti and Zhunti at once, then I should also be able to defeat Nuwa.
When the time comes, Houtu will go and beat up Nuwa, making Nuwa cede territory and compensate for the cats!
Nuwa: You treacherous Houtu, do you want to test the sharpness of my sword?
"Little White, do you think I can attain sainthood?"
Seeing that Bai Chen was praising his younger sister Houtu so highly, Xuanming reached out and poked Bai Chen to ask him a question.
Bai Chen rolled his eyes at Xuanming and said irritably:
"Just forget about it."
"Even if I, this great deity, were to give you this Hongmeng Purple Qi, you still wouldn't be able to attain sainthood."
This shaman is not on the list of Primordial World saints, so there is basically no hope for him to attain sainthood.
Moreover, this shaman carries a great deal of Calamity Qi, so I need to find a way to save his life, lest he perish in the Witch-Demon Tribulation, and then he can forget about attaining enlightenment.
"Bad Cat, can't you say something nice? If you keep talking like that, you'll have no friends sooner or later!"
Upon hearing this, Xuanming immediately became unhappy and kept poking Bai Chen's chubby belly.
As Bai Chen swung his claws, he unleashed his Innate Divine Ability — the Shadowless Divine Claw— to retaliate.
As time goes by, the time for the Heavenly Marriage to officially begin is fast approaching.
A strange phenomenon occurred during the sage's journey: Bai Chen, who was perched on Houtu's shoulder, was suddenly lifted up.
"Greetings, Empress Nuwa!"
Houtu, Xuanming, and the others bowed and paid their respects when they saw that it was Nuwa.
Holding fate by the scruff of the Nuwa made Bai Chen very uncomfortable, and he began to struggle frantically.
Nuwa ignored Bai Chen and instead turned her gaze to Houtu and Xuanming, especially Houtu.
Nuwa was puzzled by something, even though she had long since determined that Houtu was the future sage of the Witch Clan.
But so many eons have passed since Taiqing, Laozi last to attain enlightenment, so why is Houtu still completely silent?
Seeing that Nuwa was staring at Houtu, Bai Chen quickly spoke up:
"Nuwa, Houtu and Xuanming are guests I brought with me; you are not allowed to drive them away!"
Houtu and Xuanming were brought here by the Great God Bai Chen. If Nuwa drives them away, it won't just be Houtu and Xuanming's face that's being slapped, but the face of the Great God Bai Chen himself.
Nuwa glared at Bai Chen with her beautiful eyes, her gaze conveying the message:
Bad Cat, do you think I, Nuwa, am so petty?
Do you really think everyone is like you, so petty and narrow-minded!
"Houtu, Xuanming, now that Little White has brought you here, just observe the ceremony properly and don't cause any trouble!"
After dealing with Houtu and Xuanming, Nuwa warned Bai Chen:
"Bad Cat, don't cause any trouble later, or I'll hang you at the South Heaven Gate."
Nuwa's greatest worry was never Houtu or Xuanming, but Bai Chen.
Chapter 254 The Heavenly Marriage is a Success! (Please Read On!)
Nuwa thought that Houtu and Xuanming didn't have the guts to cause trouble right under her nose, but this cat did!
Therefore, in order for the Heavenly Marriage to proceed smoothly without any problems, Nuwa had to give Bai Chen a warning.
Upon hearing this, Bai Chen became furious and struggled while shouting:
"Nuwa, what do you mean?"