Pick Him Up and Shake Him!

"Queen Mother of the West, what are you doing here?"

Just as the Queen Mother of the West was about to reply to Nuwa, Bai Chen stared at her and reminded her:

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"Queen Mother of the West, please don't speak carelessly!"

Bai Chen decided to give Queen Mother of the West a heads-up beforehand, lest she make any careless remarks later and ruin his reputation as the Great God Bai Chen.

In fact, Bai Chen didn't need to threaten the Queen Mother of the West at all, because the Queen Mother never expected to complain to Nuwa in the first place.

Because the Queen Mother of the West knew that reporting Bai Chen's misconduct to Nuwa would have no effect whatsoever.

After all, Nuwa has been allowing the cat to commit crimes and protecting Bai Chen for quite some time now.

"Bad Cat, what's going on?"

Nuwa asked Bai Chen a question. She could tell that the Queen Mother of the West was injured, and considering the cat's threat to Queen Mother of the West earlier, she had probably guessed the truth.

It's highly likely that this cat beat up the Queen Mother of the West's family and then captured them to work as laborers.

"Nuwa, forget about the situation, the important thing now is to hold the Human Marriage."

Bai Chen quickly changed the subject, saying it wasn't worth wasting time on that little scum like the Queen Mother of the West. After all, Great God Bai Chen's time was very precious.

Queen Mother of the West: Bai Chen, you're the real scumbag, your whole family are scumbags!

Although Nuwa guessed the truth, since the Queen Mother of the West, the victim, hadn't spoken up, she didn't bother to get involved.

"Bad Cat, tell me about Human Marriage!"

Nuwa picked up Bai Chen, groomed him, and inquired about his condition.

"Nuwa, when we created the human race, it was the two of us who worked together to create it~"

Bai Chen had just gotten to this point when Nuwa forcefully interrupted him, correcting him:

"Bad Cat, I was the one who did all the work, you were just loafing around and basking in the glory."

Nuwa remembered that when she was making clay figures there, Bai Chen was dozing off next to her.

He asked the cat to help him sculpt clay figures, but the cat turned around and taught him how to be lazy, using its Human Creation Whip" to coat itself with mud and flicking out mud droplets to create clay figures.

"Nuwa, anyway, I, the great god, did my part, and the raw materials you used to create humans from clay were provided by me."

Bai Chen felt that Nuwa had gone too far. After Nuwa attained sainthood, she now refused to acknowledge his contributions as a raw material supplier. How despicable!

Moreover, besides providing the raw materials, Great God Bai Chen, also assisted the other party and helped mediate between them.

"Consider it a favor that you did the work!"

Nuwa Bai Chen had said this, Nuwa could only agree with him and try to appease him.

"Nuwa, the marriage of Suirenshi and Yanzishi (Nine Heavens Profound Lady) is imminent, which is Human Marriage."

As the creators of the human race, you and I are the ancestors of Suirenshi, the human progenitor.

"And Yanzishi (Nine Heavens Profound Lady)'s elder was the Queen Mother of the West."

"We elders have to help these younger generations with their weddings."

Bai Chen felt that now that both the bride's and groom's elders were present, the wedding ceremony could begin.

Nuwa: The Nine Heavens Profound Lady, a disciple of Suirenshi and the Queen Mother of the West, also known as Yanzishi, was she Human Marriage?

They're only telling me now that they're getting married?

Queen Mother of the West: Am I to become in-laws with Nuwa, the Human Dao Spokesperson, today?

Bai Chen: My foot, in-laws! We're just going through the motions, just trying to educate the human race.

As the wedding officially began, Yuanfeng busied herself with preparations as Bai Chen had instructed.

Because the couple getting married this time were the ancestors of humanity Suirenshi and Yanzishi, and with the appearance of Nuwa Bai Chen, almost all the high-ranking members of the human race came to witness the ceremony.

The high-ranking members of the human race watched as Suirenshi got married, with even Nuwa and Bai Chen personally officiating. They couldn't help but marvel at how Suirenshi truly deserved to be called the ancestor of humanity, and how he was indeed highly regarded by the Mother Goddess and the Great God Bai Chen.

Suirenshi: Seriously? Do you think I really want to marry Yanzishi?

I'm just a tool, a tool for teaching humans about marriage etiquette.

"Thank Heaven and Earth!"

"Thank you to both of our elders!"

Under Yuanfeng's guidance, Suirenshi and Yanzishi finally completed the ritual system.

"The ceremony is complete!"

With Yuanfeng's announcement, the first grand wedding of the human race was completed.

Bai Chen, who was perched on Nuwa's shoulder, gave Yuanfeng a look, signaling her to speak.

"Empress Nuwa, Yuanfeng has something to report, it concerns the human race."

After receiving Bai Chen's signal, Yuanfeng bowed to Nuwa and began to report.

"Yuanfeng, you speak!"

"I'd like to know what you and Little White have to report."

Nuwa noticed the knowing glances Bai Chen exchanged with Yuanfeng earlier, and thus directly exposed their misunderstanding.

She guessed that Yuanfeng was just a mouthpiece, and what the other party was about to say was likely what she, the Bad Cat, would say next.

"Reporting to Empress Nuwa, after Yuanfeng and Little White arrived in the human realm, they observed that incestuous marriages were common, including many cases of siblings marrying each other."

Yuanfeng naturally wouldn't keep everything to herself; she wanted to bring Bai Chen along so they could share any benefits.

Upon hearing Yuanfeng's words, the high-ranking members of the human race in attendance lowered their heads. While others might not know the situation of the human race, didn't these high-ranking members know it all?

Yuanfeng was telling the truth; promiscuity is indeed a serious problem among humans.

Nuwa nodded, then gestured for Yuanfeng to continue.

After Yuanfeng bowed respectfully, she continued:

"Empress Nuwa, the solution that Little White and I have come up with is for the human race to re-establish surnames and clan names. Surnames will represent the matrilineal lineage of the human race, and clan names will represent the patrilineal lineage."

"The use of surnames was to regulate marriage among people and to prevent incestuous marriages and other forms of promiscuity."

"..."

After Yuanfeng's words, the high-ranking human officials in attendance felt that it was somewhat feasible.

Today, humans only have clan names, not surnames.

If we follow Yuanfeng's advice, while we can't completely eliminate promiscuous marriages, we can definitely reduce them significantly.

"Can!"

Nuwa nodded in agreement, then turned her gaze to the high-ranking human officials observing the ceremony and gave the following instructions:

"After you return, you must put into practice the methods of Little White and Yuanfeng, and strictly implement them to minimize incestuous marriages."

Nuwa didn't trust Yuanfeng, but she trusted Bai Chen.

If Yuanfeng said that because his own Bad Cat was making such a statement, it must be for the benefit of the human race.

"I will obey the Mother Goddess's Imperial Decree."

The human race's high-ranking officials bowed in unison, which, to put it bluntly, meant that even without Nuwa's permission, they secretly wanted to try Yuanfeng's method.

Nuwa then took out the precious Red Embroidered Ball, a symbol of marriage, and prayed:

"Humanity reigns supreme. Nuwa, the Human Mother Goddess Nuwa the spokesperson for humanity, today establishes Human Marriage Suirenshi and Yanzishi, and establishes marriage rites for our human race."

"Human Marriage! Establish!"

As Nuwa prayed, humanity bestowed the merit of Human Marriage.

Bai Chen and Yuanfeng each received 15%, Nuwa received 20%, and Red Embroidered Ball received 20%.

Of the remaining 30%, the Suirenshi and Yanzishi couple received 10% together, and the final 20% went to the entire human race.

Why did the couple, Suirenshi Yanzishi, accumulate so little merit through their Human Marriage?

Because they are puppets!

Because Bai Chen them together, there was no love between them.

After absorbing the merits of the two Human Marriage, the red ball shone brightly.

Now that the Three Marriages of Heaven, Earth, and Man have been restored to their rightful place, the Red Embroidered Ball, this precious treasure of marriage, has transformed into a supreme treasure of the human realm, comparable to and far surpassing even the Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, and comparable to the supreme treasures of the Heavenly Dao, thanks to the merits of these Three Marriages of Heaven, Earth, and Man.

Bai Chen was a little envious when he saw that Nuwa's Red Embroidered Ball had been upgraded.

After Nuwa put away the upgraded Red Embroidered Ball, she unleashed a Creation Immortal Light, healing the injuries that Bai Chen had previously inflicted on the opponent.

"Queen Mother of the West, you may leave now."

After Nuwa finished doing all this, she signaled for the other party to get lost.

The Queen Mother of the West did not immediately leave, but instead forced herself to bow and say:

"Empress Nuwa, all of my spiritual treasures are still in Bai Chen's hands, including the Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure innate spiritual treasure, the Pure Water Alms Bowl, which was the token of awakening Head of Female Immortals the Dao Ancestor, the first female immortal."

Bai Chen snatched away the three Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure belonging to the Queen Mother of the West: the Kunlun Mirror, the Pure Water Alms Bowl, and the Phoenix Tail Golden Hairpin.

She naturally wanted to take advantage of the moment to get Bai Chen back, knowing that if she didn't come back now, she would never be able to.

Chapter 536 Pick it up and shake it!

Nuwa glanced at Bai Chen and said irritably:

"Bad Cat, return the magic treasure to the Queen Mother of the West!"

Nuwa was speechless at Bai Chen. This cat had often bullied the Queen Mother of the West before, and had taken a lot of things from her temple.

Now this cat has beaten up the other party and even stolen their magical treasure. Can't this cat find someone else to bully?