Pick Him Up and Shake Him! (cont.)
This cat has no shame, but Nuwa!
You should know that every time this cat does something bad, Nuwa has to bear the infamy of letting the cat commit evil.
"No!"
"If the Queen Mother of the West's magical treasure isn't on her, how could it possibly be in my hands?"
Bai Chen shook his head in denial, jokingly asking, "If the Queen Mother of the West can't even keep her things safe, what does that have to do with me, the Great God Bai Chen?"
When Bai Chen Bai Chen it, the Queen Mother of the West immediately accused him of his evil deeds:
"Bai Chen, you were the one who injured me and stole my treasure."
"I implore the Empress Nuwa to have mercy and allow Bai Chen to return my three Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure."
The Queen Mother of the West felt that she was not very wealthy to begin with, and she only had these three Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, but this cat had taken them all from her.
Nuwa looked at the Queen Mother of the West, a dignified Innate Deity and the Head of Female Immortals, and felt so aggrieved that she was about to cry.
Nuwa therefore decided to uphold justice and salvage her reputation by sacrificing her own family for the greater good.
Nuwa knew that relying on Bai Chen's lack of cooperation was unrealistic, so she simply picked up Bai Chen's feet and shook them.
Nuwa shook her head, and a large number of Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure fell from Bai Chen's body.
Among them were Bai Chen's newly acquired spoils of war: the Kunlun Mirror, the Pure Water Alms Bowl, and the Phoenix Tail Golden Hairpin.
From then on, a saying circulated in the Primordial World: "Bai Chen's wealth is such that with a shake of his feet, he can unleash a mountain of spiritual treasures."
Seeing that the evidence had appeared, Bai Chen could only offer an explanation:
"As you all know, this great god searched for countless treasures on Buzhou Mountain in earlier times, and possesses numerous treasures. It's quite reasonable for me to have a Kunlun Mirror, Pure Water Alms Bowl, and Phoenix Tail Golden Hairpin, isn't it?"
Bai Chen thought his excuse was perfect!
No, that's not an excuse, it's clearly the truth!
After all, who can prove that Buzhou Mountain doesn't have a second Kunlun Mirror, Pure Water Alms Bowl, or Phoenix Tail Golden Hairpin?
"Forehead!"
Everyone present was speechless at Bai Chen's excuse.
Especially Yuanfeng and Queen Mother of the West, one of them witnessed Bai Chen snatching the girl away from Queen Mother of the West.
The other is a victim, the person whose spiritual treasure was stolen by Bai Chen.
Nuwa ignored Bai Chen's excuse. Having raised cats for so many eons, didn't she know what kind of cat it was?
Nuwa returned the three Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure — the Kunlun Mirror, the Pure Water Alms Bowl, and the Phoenix Tail Golden Hairpin —which originally belonged to the Queen Mother of the West, to their original owners.
To be honest, Nuwa was speechless at Bai Chen. The Kunlun Mirror, the Pure Water Alms Bowl, and the Phoenix Tail Golden Hairpin, these three Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, were not actually top-tier Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure.
This cat has a huge collection of spiritual treasures of this caliber, many of which are just gathering dust in its warehouse.
This cat doesn't need those three items, why would it steal them from someone else?
Bai Chen: Nuwa, you don't understand. This great god didn't come from a good background and is used to being poor!
Moreover, this great god is not stealing other people's spiritual treasures. This great god simply wants to give all the Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure a home, so that those Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure will not be tarnished.
Nuwa: Bad Cat, these Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure are just hidden gems in your hands.
If you possess these Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, there are only two possible outcomes: either they will gather dust in your warehouse, or you will extract their Innate Origin, causing them to drop in rank.
Seeing her three Queen Mother of the West -Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure restored, a thought unexpectedly arose in her mind:
Or perhaps we should ask Nuwa again for the Yellow Middle Plum, the Innate Spiritual Root that Bai Chen stole from me earlier?
What if Nuwa returned her Innate Spiritual Root, the Yellow Middle Plum, to her?
After this thought arose, the Queen Mother of the West quickly suppressed it.
Nuwa knew all along that Bai Chen had stolen the Yellow Middle Plum from her own temple; if Nuwa wanted to return it to her, she would have done so long ago.
The Queen Mother of the West looked down at the cracks on the Kunlun Mirror and the Pure Water Alms Bowl, and felt a pang of heartache.
I wonder how long it will take to nurture these two Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure and restore the damage caused by the Heaven Measuring Ruler!
Couldn't they have been a little gentler when they attacked the cat?
After being released by Nuwa, Bai Chen quickly gathered up the pile of Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure that had fallen to the ground.
Looking at the three Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure in the hands of the Queen Mother of the West, it feigned generosity and said:
"Queen Mother of the West, since you have lost your treasures, today I, this great deity, will show you mercy and bestow these three treasures upon you!"
Bai Chen felt that if he didn't want these three Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, he had to gain benefits in other ways, such as reputation!
Nuwa and Yuanfeng's faces darkened. This cat had stolen their magical treasure; how could it have the nerve to say such a thing?
The fact that this cat can say such things without batting an eye shows a level of shamelessness comparable to a top-tier defensive item, right?
"Bai Chen, you~"
The Queen Mother of the West wanted to curse Bai Chen for being utterly shameless, but remembering that Nuwa was there, she ultimately held back.
"Queen Mother of the West, go!"
Nuwa didn't have time to watch the Queen Mother of the West and Bai Chen argue; she still had questions for Bai Chen, so she waved her sleeve, signaling him to get lost.
"Queen Mother of the West, I take my leave!"
The Queen Mother of the West felt as if she had been granted a pardon. After bowing respectfully, she quickly left.
The Queen Mother of the West didn't want to stay here any longer; it was too dangerous. What if Nuwa wasn't watching Bai Chen closely enough again, and the cat snatched her away again?
After the Queen Mother of the West left, Nuwa stared at Bai Chen and said:
"Bad Cat, something's off about this Human Marriage!"
Nuwa had already sensed something was wrong with the Human Marriage, and at this moment, some doubts began to arise in her heart.
"Nuwa, your Top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, the Red Embroidered Ball, has been upgraded to a supreme treasure of the human realm, hasn't it?"
"Quickly, show it to this great master!"
Seeing that Nuwa seemed to have discovered something, Bai Chen didn't follow her answer but instead changed the subject.
Bai Chen's move might work on others, but Nuwa immediately saw through his attempt to change the subject and questioned him:
"You Bad Cat, don't change the subject. Did you eat my brother's good fortune?"
The creation of Fuxi, as described by Nuwa, was naturally Human Marriage.
Just now, after Nuwa Human Marriage, she saw some of the Great Dao's Destiny.
"Nuwa, what are you saying? This great goddess doesn't understand!"
Bai Chen began to play dumb, even though Nuwa had guessed some of the situation. At the time, she, the Great God Bai Chen, simply denied everything and pretended not to know anything.
Nuwa, seeing that Bai Chen was not behaving himself, flicked him on the forehead and scolded him:
"You Bad Cat, stop pretending!"
"Bad Cat, my brother is already in such a miserable state, why are you still trying to take his good fortune?"
Nuwa felt that Bai Chen had really gone too far this time. Fuxi originally had a life-threatening Great Karmic Debt that needed a lot of Merit and Fortune offset.
But this cat ate the Human Marriage, causing Fuxi to lose a merit and a bit of Merit and Fortune.
"Nuwa, you ate it too, and you also received the merit from the Human Marriage!"
Seeing that he couldn't keep up the act any longer, Bai Chen nonchalantly asked Nuwa a question.
Nuwa's expression darkened upon hearing this, for it was an undeniable fact that she had received the merit from the Human Marriage.
"Furthermore, Nuwa, what evidence do you have to prove that Human Marriage was Fuxi's creation?"
"If this is the work of Fuxi, why is it that this great god created this Human Marriage Human Marriage, not one that Fuxi orchestrated?"
Bai Chen sternly questioned Nuwa, "Even if you are the Human Dao Spokesperson, you cannot slander this great goddess!"
"You... you~"
Nuwa was rendered speechless with anger by Bai Chen's unreasonable arguments. Was this cat trying to drive her to her death so it could inherit her magical treasure?
"And Nuwa, if you don't Human Marriage Human Marriage marriage, how can it possibly succeed?"
Seeing that Nuwa had no rebuttal, Bai Chen delivered another brilliant finishing blow.
The merits of Human Marriage are shared by everyone, so why should Great God Bai Chen, bear the blame alone?
It should be known that Nuwa received the most merit from Human Marriage. Her Nuwa, plus the share from the marriage treasure and the Red Embroidered Ball, totaled 40% of the merit from Human Marriage.
Nuwa received the most merit from Human Marriage, so Nuwa has to bear more of the blame for this.
"Nuwa, this great goddess is going with Yuanfeng to teach that monster Fuxi a lesson."
Bai Chen said something and then tried to run away.
Nuwa quickly intervened and brought Bai Chen back, grabbing him by the back of the neck and warning him:
"Bad Cat, if my brother attains the Heavenly Emperor's Dao Fruit and cannot have his Great Karmic Debt removed, I'll never forgive you!"
Nuwa felt that if she didn't warn Bai Chen today, this cat would definitely continue to wreak havoc on Fuxi's fortune and steal his Merit and Fortune.
As a result, by then, the human emperor's Dao Fruit will be insufficient to erase Fuxi's karmic burdens.
Bai Chen spread his hands, looking helpless, and said:
"Nuwa, even if the Heavenly Emperor's Dao Fruit of the human race cannot erase the karmic debts of that monster, can you blame this great goddess?"
"This only shows that the monster did not earnestly try to educate the human race, so his achievements are insufficient."
If he diligently educates and enlightens humanity, he will surely Merit and Fortune and good fortune!
Bai Chen felt that instead of constantly looking for external factors to cause problems, people should spend more time looking for their own shortcomings.
For example, if you haven't put in the effort, why is your Merit and Fortune so meager, not enough to offset the karmic consequences?
"Bad Cat, you sure know how to make excuses!"
Nuwa kept flicking Bai Chen's forehead with her hand. Before releasing the Yuanfeng, what promises had this cat made to her?