Arc 11Sports Meet and Checkups

Lin Li helped Class 4 dominate the Sports Meet, caught and confronted a student who stole their takeout, and grew closer to Chen Yuying. After the meet, he explored his new treasures and went for a physical with Bai Bufan, where an embarrassing misunderstanding awaited him.

  • Wang Yuezhi recruited Lin Li and Chen Tianming for a comedic acrobatics performance, and Lin Li practiced clowning, juggling, card tricks, and unicycle riding with him.
  • Lin Li wore Joker makeup at the Sports Meet, joined Class 4’s antics, and helped the class set up its assigned area.
  • Lin Li cheered his friends through their events and secretly used wind to help Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan reach the 400-meter final.
  • Lin Li won the 3,000-meter race after teasing Du Hansi, then paced Wang Yuezhi through his final lap as Chen Yuying cheered him on.
  • Lin Li and his friends caught Wang Yuhui stealing their takeout, showed the evidence to school staff and Wang Yuhui’s mother, and secured a public disciplinary punishment after Wang Yuhui cursed them.
  • Chen Yuying sprained her ankle in the 800 meters, and Lin Li secretly healed it while massaging her before teasing her by running off with her shoes.
  • Class 4 won the boys’ relay and secured the Sports Meet’s overall victory, while Lin Li received his rewards and tested the Universe Ring and Invisible Sword afterward.
  • Lin Li went for a physical with Bai Bufan, met Chen Yuying and her pregnant aunt in the ultrasound waiting area, and was mistaken for a woman having a pregnancy scan by Doctor Pan.
Chapters 252–276 Vol. 3 Read

Ch. 252Villagers Shared Controllable Nuclear Clown Technology with You

Lin Li and his classmates planned a comedic acrobatics performance for the Sports Meet, and Wang Yuezhi began teaching Lin Li juggling so they could perform together. Wang Yuezhi discovered Lin Li had no memories of being rejected by someone he liked, leaving him speechless and devastated.

  • Wang Ze and Zhou Baowei volunteered for Lin Li’s proposed stage play before Chen Yuying rejected the idea and the class considered other performances.
  • Wang Yuezhi proposed an acrobatics act, recruited Lin Li and Chen Tianming, and the class settled on a comedic performance with mascot dancers.
  • Wang Yuezhi invited Lin Li to the Arts Building at noon and showed him juggling balls, balloons, Playing Cards, and a unicycle.
  • Wang Yuezhi taught Lin Li to juggle, then explained that a clown’s expression should come naturally from heartbreak.
  • Lin Li told Wang Yuezhi he had never been rejected by someone he liked, and Wang Yuezhi stared at him in anguished disbelief.

Ch. 253Efficiency Gets to a Point Where It Becomes Purely Ineffective Growth; Lower Is Better

Lin Li trained with Wang Yuezhi to prepare for the class performance, but his cheerful reactions to clowning scenarios repeatedly frustrated his teacher. He learned several basic tricks and arranged to practice the unicycle after school, then returned to the classroom, where Chen Yuying agreed to do his makeup and Lin Li warned Bai Bufan that Ding Sihan could see the future.

  • Wang Yuezhi described painful romantic scenarios from his friend's memories to teach Lin Li how to perform with a clown's soul, but Lin Li laughed at them and failed to impress him.
  • Wang Yuezhi tried to send Lin Li away, then urged him to continue when Lin Li threatened to return to the classroom; they agreed to focus on techniques instead of expression and discussed costumes and makeup.
  • Lin Li practiced card tricks, juggling, and balloon twisting with Wang Yuezhi, and they arranged to meet at the Sports Field after school to practice riding a unicycle.
  • Lin Li returned to the classroom and teased Chen Yuying about missing him; she agreed to do his clown makeup early on the day of the performance.
  • Ding Sihan asked Lin Li what was beneath his pants, and Lin Li mocked her answer before warning Bai Bufan that she seemed to be an esper who could see the future.

Ch. 254Experts Are Experts After All; Her Research Was Quite Meaningful

Lin Li improved his body-tempering and thunder-control skills before getting ready for the Sports Meet, where Chen Yuying did his Joker makeup. He arrived at the sports field in costume, where another Joker, Wang Yuezhi, criticized his makeup, but passing girls called Lin Li handsome.

  • Lin Li rode to school after training and reflected on his progress in body-tempering and the Pure Upright Thunder Control Method.
  • Lin Li met Chen Yuying at the girls' dormitory, and she applied Joker makeup to him while they joked.
  • Lin Li sent Wu Min selfies and learned she would forbid him from dyeing his hair green because she claimed it would affect his height.
  • Lin Li changed into his Joker costume in the boys' dormitory and traded jokes with Bai Bufan and his dormmates.
  • Lin Li went to the Sports Meet with Bai Bufan and the others, where Wang Yuezhi criticized his Joker makeup.
  • Some girls praised Lin Li as handsome, while Wang Yuezhi overheard the same compliment.

Ch. 255Just Forget All That—Tell Me, Is It Memorable or Not?

Class 4’s bizarre entrance slogan and Lin Li and Bai Bufan’s antics made their performance memorable, while Xue Jian discovered that most of the class had approved the slogan. During the leaders’ speeches, the pair sparked a wave of applause, but Principal Wang found them pretending to clap rather than leading it.

  • Lin Li’s boastful jokes made Ding Sihan and the others retch, and Qu Wanqiu kicked him as Class 4 prepared to enter.
  • Class 4 chanted its repeated slogan, leaving announcer Xue Jian to improvise an elaborate explanation for it.
  • Xue Jian questioned Lin Li about the slogan, and Lin Li claimed Class 4’s name alone was enough to make opponents tremble; Chen Yuying revealed the class had voted for it.
  • Bai Bufan turned the leaders’ speeches into lewd wordplay, then he and Lin Li began clapping to entertain themselves.
  • The applause spread through the crowd, but Principal Wang spotted Lin Li and Bai Bufan at the back of Class 4 pretending to clap instead of starting it.

Ch. 256Terrorists Live Above Terrifying Denominators—Terrifying When You Think About It

During Nansang Middle School’s Sports Meet opening, Lin Li dodged blame for leading disruptive applause, spun ordinary instructions into elaborate jokes, and helped Class 4 set up its assigned area. The chapter ended with Wang Yuezhi mistaking Chen Yuying’s practical concern for affection while Lin Li and his classmates settled in.

  • Lin Li stopped Bai Bufan from continuing to applaud the principal’s speech and redirected the crowd into chanting, then hid his role as teachers reprimanded the students who joined in.
  • Lin Li explained to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan that Xue Jian had moved him away from Bai Bufan as a risk-diversification measure, and Xue Jian ordered him to the front of the formation.
  • After Principal Wang officially opened the Sports Meet, Xue Jian recruited students to move Class 4’s equipment, and Chen Yuying identified the class’s assigned area while Lin Li could not.
  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan caught Chen Tianming carrying a table for Class 17 on Yao Qiaoqiao’s request, and Chen Tianming insisted he was helping by choice.
  • Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Wang Ze, Chen Yuying, and Ding Sihan carried equipment to Class 4’s area, where Chen Yuying told Wang Yuezhi to wash off his makeup and he took her concern as encouragement.

Ch. 257I Have a Plan to Make the Han Dynasty and Wei Perish Together

Lin Li spent the morning setting up Class 4’s sports meet area and joking with Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei before joining them to watch Wang Ze’s 400-meter race. Wang Ze won his heat decisively, and Lin Li ended the chapter by proposing a ridiculous academic-and-athletic contest that would make the Han and Wei perish together.

  • Lin Li filled the sunshade base in the bathroom, where he mistook a stranger’s phone conversation for an invitation to talk.
  • Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei arranged their class supplies, returned to the dorm, and bantered while ordering takeout.
  • Lin Li teased Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan beneath the sunshade before Wang Ze headed to the 400-meter check-in area.
  • Wang Ze won his 400-meter heat by a wide margin, finishing far ahead of most of the competitors.
  • Lin Li proposed that runners answer a question on the track before racing, prompting Bai Bufan and Wang Ze to imagine the Han and Wei collapsing together.

Ch. 258Forget It, May Chen Tianming Live to a Hundred

At the Sports Meet, Lin Li secretly helped Wang Ze get a confession from a girl and gave Chen Yuying a tailwind in her race. After Chen Yuying received an unwanted message from Tao Qiyuan, Lin Li replied on her behalf before she deleted him, then rushed off to cheer for Chen Tianming.

  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan teased Wang Ze about sports students’ hardships, then showed him a Confession Wall post asking whether he was single; Lin Li revealed he had secretly arranged the confession.
  • Lin Li encouraged Chen Yuying before her four-hundred-meter race and used the wind to help her and Ding Sihan reach the finals.
  • Fang Yiling told Chen Yuying that Tao Qiyuan wanted her contact information, and Chen Yuying accepted his request after Fang urged her to hear him out.
  • When Tao Qiyuan asked whether Chen Yuying had a Boyfriend, Lin Li used her phone to send angry replies; Chen Yuying then politely ended the conversation and let Lin Li delete him.
  • Lin Li ran to cheer for Chen Tianming, loudly insisting that Chen Tianming was his best brother despite his earlier complaints.

Ch. 259A Girl's Heart Is Actually Easy to Win

At the sports meet, Lin Li joked with his friends about helping Chen Tianming win Yao Qiaoqiao’s heart, then spent the evening in the dorm with Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan. A system task revealed that someone had stolen from the group, and Bai Bufan reported that their takeout had disappeared.

  • Lin Li watched Chen Tianming finish third in his hundred-meter heat, then joked with Chen Tianming and Bai Bufan about stealing Yao Qiaoqiao’s heart and disposing of the body.
  • Lin Li and his friends returned to the dorm, challenged each other to find uplifting videos, and played PUBG while waiting for takeout.
  • Lin Li received a system task to catch and punish a thief, and he rushed to the bathroom to accuse Zhou Baowei of secretly eating lemons.
  • Bai Bufan entered the dorm and told Lin Li that someone had stolen their takeout.

Ch. 260Wang Ze's Demands Were All Met This Time

After their takeout was stolen, Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei planned to catch the thief if he struck again. At school, Lin Li discovered that Chen Yuying had become popular on the Confession Wall and jokingly claimed she liked him.

  • Bai Bufan, Lin Li, and Zhou Baowei realized their takeout had been stolen, and Zhou Baowei discovered that his ninety-one-yuan order was missing.
  • Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei searched the pickup area, found no cameras or clues, and planned to prepare equipment to catch a thief the next day.
  • Lin Li lent Zhang Haoyang a Power Bank and joked with Bai Bufan about the classroom music before Wang Ze asked them for novel recommendations.
  • Wang Ze said two girls had confessed to him on the Confession Wall, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan humored his fantasies.
  • Bai Bufan showed Lin Li posts featuring Chen Yuying, and Lin Li commented that she already liked someone named Old Steed in the Stable.

Ch. 261Judging a Person Is Nothing More Than Broadly Similar

Lin Li joked with his classmates during evening self-study, then prepared to catch the thief who had stolen his delivery. At the sports field the next morning, Chen Yuying encouraged him before his 3,000-meter race, leaving him momentarily speechless with her compliment.

  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan traded jokes about their QQ nicknames and comments, and Lin Li later read the teasing replies to his post.
  • During evening self-study, Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei joked about games and pornographic files before Lin Li collected delivery seals from a ramen shop owner to use against the thief.
  • Lin Li packed two action cameras and portable WiFi, then cycled to school for the track events and told Bai Bufan he had prepared tools to catch the thief.
  • At the sports field, Lin Li teased Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, while Wang Ze fretted that two girls were still shy after he posted ab photos for them to see.
  • As the men's 3,000-meter contestants were called to check in, Chen Yuying wished Lin Li luck and told him he looked good no matter how he looked, leaving him stunned.

Ch. 262Did I Get Something Wrong by Reincarnating as an Umbrella?

Lin Li checked in for the boys’ 3,000-meter race, then used his bizarre Excrement Tactic to unsettle Du Hansi and take the lead. Du Hansi revealed that Wang Ze had sent him to provoke Lin Li, and Lin Li continued ahead while Du Hansi finished the first lap glaring at Wang Ze.

  • Lin Li checked in with Wang Yuezhi, drew starting position seventeen, and told him he planned to use the Excrement Tactic against Du Hansi.
  • Du Hansi taunted Lin Li before the race, and Lin Li learned that Du Hansi was from Class 1-14.
  • Lin Li followed Du Hansi at the front of the race, making suggestive remarks and repeatedly touching his butt until Du Hansi accelerated to escape him.
  • Du Hansi confessed that Wang Ze had told him to provoke Lin Li, and Lin Li apologized before speeding past him into first place.
  • Wang Ze and Bai Bufan cheered Lin Li, then Wang Ze mocked the exhausted Du Hansi, who glared at him with apparent killing intent.

Ch. 263At Least When Everyone Cheered for Him, He Wasn't the Joker

Lin Li won the 3,000-meter race, broke the school record, and then helped Wang Yuezhi finish his first long-distance race. The chapter ended with Wang Yuezhi cherishing a bottle of water Chen Yuying gave him while Chen Tianming recognized his romantic delusions.

  • Lin Li lapped Wang Yuezhi, encouraged him as he passed, and Chen Yuying stayed behind to cheer Wang Yuezhi on.
  • Lin Li caught up to Du Hansi, teased him during the race, and then stopped just before the finish line until the timer reached 10.30 before claiming the record.
  • Lin Li celebrated with his classmates, drank water from Chen Yuying, and left to pace Wang Yuezhi through his final lap using Wind Control.
  • Lin Li and their classmates cheered Wang Yuezhi across the finish line, where he placed eighth, then tossed him into the air and accidentally injured him by dropping him near the goalpost.
  • Chen Yuying gave Wang Yuezhi a bottle of water, and Chen Tianming realized Wang Yuezhi was treating it as something precious.

Ch. 264The Password: This Password Is Too Weak

Lin Li celebrated his record-breaking run, joked with his classmates, and turned down a referee’s offer of sports training. At the class base, Chen Yuying grew jealous when Lin Li mentioned boys asking for his contact information, but his teasing cheered her up before he went to the restroom.

  • Lin Li joked with Wang Ze, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan after his fast run, then declined the referee’s invitation to try sports training.
  • Du Hansi tackled Wang Ze over a prank, and Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, and Wang Yuezhi joined in beating Wang Ze.
  • Lin Li entertained Wang Ze and Bai Bufan with a censored retelling of Pan Jinlian’s encounter with Ximen Qing, while Chen Yuying listened and laughed.
  • Chen Yuying questioned Lin Li about the boys who had asked for his WeChat, then grew jealous when he said he had added them and asked for stickers to reply to Du Hansi.
  • Lin Li loudly joked that he hoped girls would ask for his WeChat, prompting Chen Yuying to send him all her un-cute stickers and rename his contact before he went to the restroom.

Ch. 265Lin Li Left in Great Pain

Lin Li celebrated his 3,000-meter victory with his classmates, then set up a hidden camera with Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan to catch a dormitory-area thief. The camera vanished almost immediately, and Bai Bufan offered an identical replacement, leaving Lin Li to wonder who had taken it.

  • Qu Wanqiu recovered from her fifth-place 3,000-meter finish while Lin Li teased her and his classmates about water and Chen Yuying.
  • Lin Li received his 3,000-meter gold medal, invited Wang Yuezhi into the class photos, and jokingly told him his mother had left in pain from an ingrown toenail.
  • Lin Li teased Du Hansi with stickers and talk of promotion luck, while Chen Yuying and Wang Yuezhi awkwardly crossed paths.
  • Lin Li, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan went to the dormitory pickup spot and set up an action camera with mobile Wi-Fi to watch for a thief.
  • Bai Bufan noticed Lin Li's camera had disappeared, then produced an identical camera and offered to lend it to him.

Ch. 266Everyone Is Responsible for Protecting the Environment

Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei set a takeout trap to catch the thief, while Wang Ze excitedly told them a girl had added him online. Their bait caught Wang Yuhui, and Lin Li and the others confronted him in his dorm.

  • Lin Li warned Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan not to contaminate the bait with anything dangerous, then helped prepare sealed takeout and set up cameras to catch the thief.
  • Wang Ze told Lin Li that a girl named Gummy Bear had added him on QQ, unaware that Bai Bufan recognized the account owner's true gender.
  • Wang Yuhui stole Lin Li's takeout and ate the deliberately unpleasant meal, finding a card that revealed the group knew he had taken it.
  • Mao Jiaqi opened Wang Yuhui's dorm door for Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei, and Wang Ze, who introduced themselves as the Dashingly Attractive Combination.

Ch. 267When Helping Hand Is Needed, There Can't Be Limits

Lin Li and his friends caught Wang Yuhui stealing deliveries, but he attacked them with a filthy mop before his homeroom teacher intervened. Later, Lin Li set a new 1500-meter record and received an updated Sect Martial Competition task notification, while his teasing with Chen Yuying continued.

  • Lin Li, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan confronted Wang Yuhui with evidence that he had stolen their deliveries, and Lin Li refused his offers to pay them off.
  • Wang Yuhui panicked, threw food at the group, and chased them with a soaking wet mop, so Lin Li and the others retreated from the dorm.
  • Mao Jiaqi contacted Fang Lihua, who asked Lin Li and his friends to leave while he handled Wang Yuhui; Lin Li agreed to keep the theft quiet only for the day.
  • Lin Li learned that Bai Bufan had used an alternate account to add Wang Ze and warned Bai Bufan not to let Wang Ze lose control.
  • Lin Li broke the first-year boys' 1500-meter record by three seconds and received a system update showing progress on the Sect Martial Competition task.
  • Chen Yuying offered Lin Li water, and he finally accepted after she drank from the bottle; afterward, Lin Li joked with Bai Bufan about helping him with only one hand.

Ch. 268The World Trembles for My Heart

During the Sports Meet, Lin Li healed Chen Yuying’s sprained ankle with his Healing ability while teasing her, and their close moment left them both flustered. He then ran off with her shoes, prompting Chen Yuying to hop after him.

  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan helped reset the high jump bar instead of helping the girl who had fallen, then went to cheer Zhou Baowei at shot put.
  • Chen Yuying finished third in the 800 meters, but she sprained her ankle during her final sprint and went with Lin Li, Ding Sihan, and Qu Wanqiu to the medical station.
  • After the doctor advised Chen Yuying to rest, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu left her with Lin Li, who offered to massage her ankle.
  • Lin Li secretly used Healing while massaging Chen Yuying’s ankle, easing her pain as they shared a quiet, close moment.
  • Lin Li took Chen Yuying’s shoes and ran off, teasing her that she could not catch him without them; Chen Yuying hopped after him until he returned them.

Ch. 269Gummy Bear Pounced on Wang Ze and Turned into Hard Gummy Bear

Bai Bufan revealed his online romance with Wang Ze in the cafeteria, where Wang Ze realized his “Gummy Bear” was Bai Bufan and chased him in anger. Later, Lin Li and his friends confronted Wang Yuhui and his mother over stolen takeout, presenting video evidence as the meeting turned to compensation and punishment.

  • Bai Bufan told Zhou Baowei that he and Wang Ze were dating online and planned to meet, while Zhou Baowei suggested an elaborate fake-death prank.
  • At dinner, Bai Bufan hugged Wang Ze from behind and played a voice message revealing he was Wang Ze’s Gummy Bear, prompting Wang Ze to chase and beat him while Lin Li and Zhou Baowei watched.
  • Xue Jian questioned Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei about their class combination, then took them to meet Zhao Hai, Fang Lihua, Wang Yuhui, and Wang Yuhui’s mother about the stolen takeout.
  • Wang Yuhui’s mother denied that her son had stolen anything until Lin Li showed video footage of Wang Yuhui admitting what he had done.
  • Lin Li demanded compensation, an apology, and a written promise posted publicly for a week, but Wang Yuhui’s mother objected and argued that it would harm her son’s studies.
  • Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Zhou Baowei rejected responsibility for Wang Yuhui’s future schooling, and Zhou Baowei switched seats to avoid sitting beside his mother.

Ch. 270Reviewing Key Concepts: If Sunshine Is Fake, Then It's Sun-Fake

Lin Li refused to accept Wang Yuhui’s apology unless he faced proper punishment, and his use of the Duck Blood Bottle made Wang Yuhui lash out and earn a major demerit and public criticism. Back at school, Lin Li learned that Wang Ze had been exposed on the Confession Wall for sending a crude message to someone he mistook for a prank account.

  • Lin Li rejected the grade director’s suggestion to let Wang Yuhui start over without public consequences and insisted on a public apology and a written guarantee.
  • Lin Li used the Duck Blood Bottle to absorb Wang Yuhui’s resentment, then released the stored emotions into him after refusing to accept his apology.
  • Wang Yuhui cursed Lin Li and Zhao Hai, prompting Zhao Hai to assign him a major demerit and public criticism and threaten withdrawal procedures.
  • Lin Li, Zhou Baowei, and Bai Bufan teased Wang Yuhui’s mother before Xue Jian led them away from the grade director’s office.
  • Lin Li told the Confession Wall about the incident and expected the school’s public disciplinary notice to complete his task of intimidating the sect.
  • Wang Ze confronted Lin Li and Bai Bufan over a supposed prank, then discovered that the Confession Wall had posted his crude chat with White Flower Tea.

Ch. 271I Rejected Them, of Course, to Wait for You

Lin Li helped Wang Ze repair a misunderstanding with an upperclassman, then rebuffed several girls who confessed to him while joking with his friends. Class 4 won the boys' relay and finished the Sports Meet in first place, though Lin Li's mission reward had not yet been confirmed.

  • Lin Li explained Wang Ze's prank to the upperclassman, who unblocked Wang Ze and got the Confession Wall to remove its post; Lin Li advised Wang Ze to arrange a meal with her.
  • Lin Li found a Confession Wall post about himself, teased Bai Bufan over Gummy Bear's comment, and replied affectionately to Gummy Bear.
  • Lin Li turned down a girl who approached him and later rejected four more confessions, including one from Ding Sihan as a joke.
  • Lin Li and his teammates advanced to and won the boys' relay final, giving Class 4 an unassailable lead in the Sports Meet's total points.
  • Wang Ze led Class 4 in a cheer after their victory, and the boys and girls joined in after initially leaving him without a response.

Ch. 272To Our Absurd, Passionate, Beautiful School Sports Meet

After Class 1-4 finished cleaning up, Lin Li and his classmates waited through the closing ceremony, trading jokes and teasing each other. The Sports Meet concluded with the awards ceremony and the principal’s announcement.

  • Ding Sihan asked what to do with an empty glass bottle, and Lin Li and Wang Ze joked that she could use it as an ashtray.
  • Wang Ze told Lin Li and Bai Bufan stories about smoking, including a senior who fooled a grade director by smelling his fingers after scratching himself.
  • Lin Li invited Bai Bufan to stay at school for a physical, and Bai Bufan agreed after Lin Li secured him an appointment.
  • Xue Jian moved Lin Li to the front of the formation, where Lin Li and Chen Yuying quietly played with their shadows during the closing speech.
  • Lin Li told Wang Ze a deliberately insulting joke, and Wang Ze laughed before playfully stepping on Lin Li’s shadow.
  • Chen Yuying collected Class 1-4’s award, and the principal announced that the 51st Nansang Middle School Sports Meet had ended.

Ch. 273The Art of Flirting Is All in There

Lin Li received two magic treasures from the system and spent the evening testing the Universe Ring and refining the Invisible Sword. After helping Wang Ze fumble through a conversation with Qian Ying, Lin Li told him to stop reading novels and rest.

  • Lin Li received doubled magic treasures, spirit stones, and Martial Arts Talent, then joined his class for a commemorative photo and gave Chen Yuying a gold medal.
  • Lin Li bound the Universe Ring and discovered its initial storage space was tiny, then expanded it with a Spirit Stone and tested its storage properties.
  • Lin Li refined the Invisible Sword and learned it could possess inanimate objects, turning them into sword bodies that he could control at a cost.
  • Lin Li tested the Invisible Sword with a ballpoint pen, found his control range was limited, and ordered takeout after realizing it was already eight o'clock.
  • Wang Ze asked Lin Li for help after an awkward exchange with Qian Ying, and Lin Li teased him before advising him to stop reading for the day.

Ch. 274My Self-Esteem is Dense and Compact

Lin Li cultivated with his improved martial arts talent before taking Bai Bufan to a physical examination center, where his VIP treatment became a source of jokes between them. The chapter ended with Bai Bufan caught trying to cheat the height measurement by pinching something between his toes, which he called his dignity.

  • Lin Li practiced the Spiritual Energy Chapter and adjusted his technique, increasing the speed of spiritual energy flowing through his body.
  • Lin Li met Bai Bufan at school and woke him up with a joke about tying paper to his hands to summon Jesus.
  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan took a taxi to Ci Jian Physical Examination, where Lin Li received VIP treatment while Bai Bufan got the cheapest package.
  • Bai Bufan complained about the difference in their treatment, then joined Lin Li in joking about work and hauling shit before they began their examinations.
  • Lin Li measured 186.3 centimeters, and the doctor caught Bai Bufan pinching something between his toes to affect his height reading; Bai Bufan called it his dignity.

Ch. 275Protecting My Merit Very Well Today Too

Lin Li and Bai Bufan went through their medical examinations, joking and teasing each other along the way, while Lin Li made progress on his system task. At the ultrasound clinic, they ran into Chen Yuying and Chen Zhongping, who mistook the scene for Lin Li having gotten someone pregnant, and Bai Bufan’s arrival made the misunderstanding worse.

  • Lin Li and Bai Bufan finished their height and blood-pressure checks, then queued together for blood tests and joked about their blood types, blood donation, and CT scans.
  • Lin Li completed his CT scan, saw his system task advance to 100/100 and 2/4, and headed upstairs to wait for an ultrasound while Bai Bufan finished his scan.
  • While Lin Li waited among pregnant patients and their families, Chen Yuying arrived with Chen Zhongping and a visibly pregnant woman.
  • Chen Zhongping saw Lin Li and asked whose belly he had knocked up, drawing curious attention from the waiting room.
  • Bai Bufan arrived rubbing her stomach and asking Lin Li when their turn would come, then noticed everyone staring at her.

Ch. 276Being an Uncle by Marriage Really Wasn't Easy

Bai Bufan was mistaken for the pregnant woman Lin Li had supposedly brought to the clinic, while Chen Zhongping apologized for jumping to conclusions. Lin Li and Chen Yuying waited together until Lin Li was called for his routine examination, where Doctor Pan mistook him for an assistant and revealed her name was Jin Lian.

  • Chen Zhongping mistook Lin Li for someone who had gotten a woman pregnant, and Bai Bufan’s hungry stomach-rubbing made the people nearby think he was the pregnant woman.
  • Lin Li showed Chen Zhongping his examination form and explained that he and Bai Bufan had come for routine checkups, while Chen Yuying introduced her pregnant aunt, Chen Shan.
  • Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan went in for her prenatal checkup, leaving Chen Yuying to wait with Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
  • Bai Bufan joked with Lin Li about whether an unborn baby counted as piloting a mech, and Chen Yuying asked whether they had plans after their checkups.
  • When Lin Li was called for his abdominal examination, Chen Yuying went with him while Bai Bufan stayed outside.
  • Doctor Pan mistook Lin Li for a young woman getting a pregnancy scan, then called him Jin Li before revealing that her own name tag read Jin Lian.
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