Multiverse Mayhem: Delta of Fate, My Players Are Insane!
Chapter 157

Multiverse: Starting by Creating Delta of Fate, the Group Chat Went Wild

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"Well, theoretically it's possible... but Servant the Servant's cooperation, which means, in your words, he must be willing to be... awesome."

"Then... isn't it a sure thing?"

Hachiman Hikigaya blinked his dead fish eyes.

Here's a very simple multiple-choice question: Suppose you are a Servant.

The choice is a middle-aged priest whose thought process is completely different from that of a normal person.

She is also a kind, emotionally stable, yet lively and adorable girl from the Baidu Tieba forum.

Excluding those with unusual fetishes, most people would probably choose the latter.

"Hooray, I've been wanting to come visit you guys again."

Mahiro Oyama like he wanted to watch the show.

"I also wanted to study the structure of Servant and see if I could dissect them."

Kurisu Makise held up her hand, made a scissor gesture, and snipped it.

Mahiro Oyama back.

"That's... way too bloody."

"Just kidding. If you're going to do research, you'd definitely need a lab, like a Magecraft workshop. At most, you could draw blood to check... It's a pity we don't have a stable spiritual vein resource point."

Kazuma Satou nodded and said, "Then let's give it a try. Let's cripple Kirei Kotomine first, and then let Kurisu get a Cú Cú Chulainn Pokémon."

"Then, the Blue Dog taming operation begins!"

Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura wore... terrifying smiles, unlike anything human.

"Hehehe!!!"

[Livestream Room]

[Rin Tohsaka: "Who's the villain here?"]

[Kirei Kotomine: "What a pity, it wasn't him who came to hit me."]

Rin Tohsaka: "Are you... a masochist?"

[Cú Chulainn: "Whoa, the new Master here. Now I'm back in the red-haired beauty's hands... Feels great, all exhilarated, anyone know what I mean?"]

[Bazett: "..."]

[Cú Chulainn: "Bazett, I'll get a ranking in the open beta event and give you an intelligence scroll. Go and elbow that idiot priest to death."]

[Archer: "So confident?"]

[Cú Chulainn: "Hey, let's team up."]

Archer: "?"

After thinking it over, Archer concluded that the most important things in playing games are skill and strategy, and in a completely realistic game like this, real fighting ability is also very important.

Cú Chulainn was absolutely qualified as a henchman, but there was one problem.

[Archer: "It's not impossible, but unless you can find someone with good luck to play with, I won't queue with you."]

[Cú Chulainn: "What do you mean?"]

Medea: "You're happy, but I'm not. This charm technique works on every man except Heracles."

[Rin Tohsaka: "So, does that mean no male Servant is safe?"]

Gilgamesh: "..."

[Medb: "Actually, you can't just seduce anyone. The object of your seduction must be carefully chosen; not just anyone will fall at the Queen's feet. Haha, you'll find out why later."]

[Kong: "Oh no, a genius has appeared. This way of playing... there might be a trap."]

[Marcille: "Luckily, they didn't plan to use their Noble Phantasm Wine this time."]

L: "It shouldn't be a coincidence."

Kilchak: "[Moon Heart] is currently on Kazuma's body."

[Empty: "Has luck increased this much after just one small rise? It's not falling into any traps anymore?"]

[Eris: "Kazuma base luck stat is full, but his luck stat isn't always perfect."]

[Aqua: "Damn it, why wasn't he this strong when we played together?!"]

[Megumin: "Aqua ~ I think this might be, perhaps, or even the reason for you and me."]

[Aqua: "How could that be? Are you implying that my luck is infinitely low?! Megumin, I won't punish you, but saying that will bring you to the siege of the Axis Cult! (Threat)"]

Megumin: "I'm sorry. (Shaking)"

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Fuyuki Bridge.

[Kirei Kotomine] Just as he came down from the bridge, he realized something was wrong and suddenly raised his right arm and elbowed backward.

"Mmm—that feels good!"

As Iori Kitahara was exposed by being elbowed in the act, those thick, granite-like arms tightly embraced him.

[Kirei Kotomine] wanted to struggle, but found that the tighter the rope was, the more she tried to restrain him. She then stomped hard on Iori Kitahara's bare foot.

"Oh ho ho ho!"

Iori Kitahara cried out in pain as her bare feet were stepped on, but she still didn't let go.

"Biubiu!"

Kohei Imamura appeared, dressed as a nurse, holding his sexy pink pistol, and shot Kirei Kotomine through the thigh with three shots.

"You've only ruined your two legs for now, watch out for your third!"

He adjusted the fake breasts on his nurse's uniform as he spoke.

"?"

[Kirei Kotomine] typed a question mark, but he wasn't the kind of person who was easily influenced by worldly affairs. However, these people were so bizarre that they were beyond comprehension, which caused him to freeze for a few seconds before he slowly came back to his senses and said in a deep voice.

"Who are you? Why are you attacking the overseers of the Holy Church?"

"Why... why don't you ask yourself that first?"

Kazuma Satou's voice came as he slowly walked from behind Iori Kitahara to in front of [Kirei Kotomine]. The three of them had the standard villainous faces.

Kirei Kotomine remained silent.

Kurisu Makise appears, preparing to have Kirei Kotomine call over the Blue Dog.

Oh?

Kazuma Satou looked at Kirei Kotomine's expression. He had just said it casually, but he didn't expect there would actually be a reaction.

He waved his hand slightly, indicating that Kurisu Makise would speak later, and then came to Kirei Kotomine's side.

"Snort."

Kazuma Satou grinned, recalling the most con artist he'd ever encountered—a certain blue-haired goddess from northern Myanmar. His expression was so smug it was practically begging to be punched.

"It seems you knew too—you've been caught."

The thing he suspected was that Kirei Kotomine, as a local overseer, shouldn't be able to fight as Master.

How can the organizers or referees of a competition be allowed to participate in the event? So... this is definitely a violation of regulations.

Kirei Kotomine tried to struggle, but the muscular man with a completely inhuman body behind him once again contracted his steel-like arms. He was already having some difficulty breathing, and if he continued to contract like this, he would die.

So he had no choice but to speak:

"You... are from the [Seal Designation Bureau]?"

Kazuma Satou was about to answer, but then he thought about what Aqua would do in this situation, so he continued to maintain his arrogant and overbearing demeanor.

"What do you think, Father?"

Kirei Kotomine's brain was working at high speed. Given the current situation, there were only two possibilities if something had happened.

One is an old grievance from ten years ago, and the other is something that happened recently.

If it's about old scores from the Fourth Holy Grail War, then the people sent by the Church should be from the Burial Agency.

As someone who had studied there, Kirei Kotomine knew very well that everyone there was a monster... not someone to be trifled with, and they wouldn't give him any time to talk.

That leaves only the second possibility.

"Are you from the Mage's Association?"

Kirei Kotomine spoke tentatively, while trying to summon Servant. Cu Cú Chulainn only had one Command Spell left, so he couldn't summon any more, but he had also contracted another Servant.

"Behave yourself."

Kohei Imamura shot him in the thigh, then pointed the gun at his forehead, intending to prevent him from chanting or doing anything else, and then pressed the muzzle of the gun directly against his forehead.

"Open your mouth wide and do not make any sound except when we ask you questions."

Circumstances are more powerful than people.

[Kirei Kotomine] I can only do as instructed.

Kazuma Satou shook his head slightly and uttered the first hint given by the game's expert:

"No, we are Lord Balek's men."

"What...?"

[Kirei Kotomine] His pupils dilated slightly, then he laughed with pleasure:

"I... had long heard that the unifier of the Burial Agency was an extremely wicked person, but I never imagined he was more than that."

Kazuma Satou feigns anger:

"Shut up!"

"Hmph."

[Kirei Kotomine] began to coax Kazuma Satou others:

"Don't you want to rebel against her?"

Kazuma Satou began:

"Our loyalty to Lord Balek is as clear as day and night, so stop joking around."

"That's right, that's right."

Kohei Imamura Kirei Kotomine in, fully understanding Kazuma Satou's meaning, and gave Kirei Kotomine a look that said, "Let's see how much you can offer."

"Kirei Kotomine is confident now," he thought for a moment and spoke:

"I originally thought you were from the Mage's Association, here to find [her] whereabouts. Turns out you're the candidates for the eighth seat of the [Organization]. Is Balek treating you like his private army?"

Looking at the "silent" Kazuma Satou and the others in front of him, Kirei Kotomine knew that he was right.

But in reality, they were just taking notes in the group chat.

"If you want to break free from that [director's] control, I can help you."

[Kirei Kotomine] gestured for them to pull up the sleeve of his left hand.

Kazuma Satou stepped forward, summoned the Inferior Dragon's Tooth Sword, and used an arrowhead to cut open his sleeve, revealing eleven blood-red Command Spell.

"Um?"

Everyone just grunted in response, not particularly shocked, since each of them started with eight items.

"Please allow me to introduce you to the Holy Grail in this Holy Grail War. It is the real deal, something that can truly grant all wishes."

Kirei Kotomine said, "Among these Command Spell I possess, one symbolizes the Master qualification of the Lancer in this Holy Grail War, which I can transfer to you."

Kazuma Satou blinked and communicated with Kohei Imamura Iori Kitahara in the Team Channel.

Iori Kitahara: "I didn't expect it to go so smoothly."

Kohei Imamura: "Kazuma, you're really good at bluffing."

[Kazuma Satou: "I just tried it out on my useless goddess, and it actually worked pretty well. She's actually quite useful in these weird situations."]

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