I'm Going to Start Frenziedly Licking Every Bride in My Arms! Bat-Mite's Crushing Defeat
What was the hardest part about kissing a hideous monster covered in bone spikes?
If you asked Chen Tao, he would say the greatest difficulty was probably not kissing it fast enough.
When I kissed Wonder Woman, I was coy and hesitant. When I kissed Doomsday, I puckered up and struck.
This was definitely a technical job. He knew that the instant he began puckering his lips, he had to control every tiny expression on his face, lest Bat-Mite start thinking, Maybe he won't actually do it.
But Chen Tao soon realized he was throwing flirtatious glances at a blind man. Bat-Mite had nearly gone mad the moment he saw Chen Tao lean in for the kiss, and simply wasn't paying much attention to whether he was pretending or genuinely planning to do it.
Within the Fifth Dimension.
With a loud bang, Bat-Mite appeared atop a gigantic podium. Below him was a densely packed crowd made up of countless Batman fans.
The fans wore all kinds of Batman costumes. There was even one cosplaying The Batman Who Laughs, while another Batman was holding a tiny skeleton.
This was a world of imagination. These fans were not real people, either. They were merely reflections formed in the Fifth Dimension from the imagination of beings in other dimensions.
For example, the Black man in front of them wore a bat cowl and a gold chain of the kind hip-hop singers wore around their necks.
He was probably an ardent fan of a Batman from some parallel universe—and a Black rapper as well.
At that moment, he was asleep, while his imagination had been summoned from a lower dimension by Bat-Mite and shaped into this image in the Fifth