Deadpool Braves the DC Universe
Deep inside the cold, damp Batcave, only the monitor screen emitted a cold light in the darkness.
Batman, like a lone shadow in the night, controls this "electronic eye" system that spans Gotham.
His sharp eyes were fixed on every move on the screen, the light and shadow constantly dancing and flashing on his cold and handsome face.
"Young Master Bruce, you should rest. You haven't slept for a full 26 hours."
Alfred approached steadily, carrying a plate of steaming soup. His words were full of concern, yet also contained a hint of helplessness.
It's no exaggeration to say that Bruce's ability to transform into Batman and fight criminals all night without his life falling into complete chaos is entirely thanks to Alfred's housekeeping.
"I'll rest. I'll sleep after we deal with the drone bombing and take Two-Face back to Arkham."
Bruce didn't turn around, his hands flying across the keyboard.
Alfred sighed softly, "Young Master, you never take care of your health."
He knew in his heart that Bruce had made up his mind, and there was no point in saying anything now, so he silently stood aside and waited quietly.
"Are you waiting for us so late, Bruce?"
Bruce was startled by the sudden sound, but he quickly recognized who it was.
"Kino."
"Miss Damian!"
Alfred looked towards the cave entrance with surprise, where Kino, Venom, Pamela, and Damian appeared together.
Venom gently placed Damian down, and the little girl immediately ran over and buried her face in Alfred's arms.
"Grandpa Alfred."
"Miss Damian"
Alfred gently stroked her hair, his eyes full of love.
Bruce caught a glimpse of his daughter out of the corner of his eye, his expression flickered slightly, but he quickly regained his composure and continued with his work.
"Bruce, I brought your daughter here, don't you seem happy at all?"
Kino was a little puzzled.
"I'm happy, but there are more important things to do right now."
Bruce stared intently, his fingers dancing across the keyboard.
"What could be more important than celebrating your daughter's birthday?"
"Birthday? Isn't her birthday still two months away?" Bruce asked, puzzled.
"I arranged it according to my world time. The party just ended yesterday, and I brought her to see you today. You should at least spend some time with your child."
Kino explained, while Alfred and Damian looked at him expectantly.
Bruce was silent for a moment, then slowly said, "Damian, I'm sorry, let the Godfather stay with you these next few days."
"All expenses are on me, and you can use the private jet as you please. Gotham can't do without me right now."
A hint of disappointment flashed in Alfred's eyes. "Young Master, can't you put aside your work just this once?"
Damian hung his head, his hopes dashed.
"It's okay, Dad..."
Upon seeing Venom, Venom burst into flames.
"Damn it, Kino, just tie him up! I refuse to believe Gotham will explode without him!"
Pamela's eyebrows furrowed, and Vines rapidly sprouted beneath her feet, aiming at Bruce.
"Honey, should I drug him?"
Kino raised his hand to stop him, looking at Bruce with a deep gaze.
"Is it you who can't leave Gotham, or Batman?"
Bruce's eyes flashed.
"Batman can't live without it."
"OK."
Kino snapped his the Snap, and a portal appeared out of thin air, from which emerged countless burly men.
They stood ramrod straight, their steps steady, exuding a chilling aura. Their orderly ranks instantly lowered the air pressure in the Batcave.
"Young Master, the Demon Artifact Team reporting for duty!"
Frank, who was leading the team, shouted loudly. The team members were all excited, rubbing their hands together, and their eyes shone with eagerness.
This Demon Artifact Team has all been injected with Enhancement Potion 2.0, possesses the supernatural ability of Enchanting Demon, and are all veterans who have been on the battlefield and retired; their strength should not be underestimated.
"Gotham will suddenly have a hundred Batman, any more problems?"
Kino stared at Bruce with a smile on his lips.
"Don't kill anyone."
Bruce nodded slightly, turned and walked to Damian, gently picking her up. "Damian, where would you like to go next?"
"As long as I'm with Dad, that's enough."
Damian wrapped his arms tightly around Bruce's neck, his face beaming with joy.
"Goodbye, Godfather, Mom Venom, Mom Pamela!"
"Goodbye, Damian. Your dad's a rich man, buy whatever you want. Buy the Godfather some fun things too, pick the most expensive ones," Kino joked.
"Understood, Godfather."
Kino looked at Alfred was still standing in the same spot.
"Butler, you should come along too. You've been busy for so long, it's time to rest."
Besides, with Bruce's personality—he struggles to even take care of himself—how could he possibly take good care of Damian?
"Then I shall take my leave, Mr. Kino, ladies. There is some hot soup in the kitchen; you may have it as a late-night snack if you don't mind."
Alfred bowed slightly, his posture elegant, then calmly turned and walked away.
"My little darling~"
Venom hung its head, looking utterly dejected.
Pamela frowned. "Honey, I have a feeling Bruce has tricked me. How could he be so comfortable leaving Gotham to us?"
Kino crossed his arms. "It wasn't a scheme, it was a test, to see how far we were willing to go for Damian."
As for entrusting Gotham to us with peace of mind, firstly, he knows I look down on Gotham, and secondly, he must have a backup plan, though I don't know what that plan is..."
"Hmph, that Bruce, he's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve." Pamela sneered.
"That's normal. He's not very shrewd; he would have died eight hundred times over by now." Kino shrugged.
"Frank, are you ready to say hello to this city?"
"Of course, Young Master, the brothers can't wait any longer!"
Frank straightened his back, and the team members behind him also perked up, their morale soaring.
"That's right, becoming the Dark Knight is my dream. Can I choose his suit first, Little Boss?"
A sleazy voice came from the crowd.
Kino was taken aback.
The team members automatically made way, revealing a figure dressed in a flashy red outfit.
"Wade? How did you get into the Demon Artifact Team?"
Kino hadn't seen him in a long time; she never expected him to have infiltrated the Demon Artifact Team.
"Little Boss, working at the company is too boring, it's not suitable for me, so I asked Tom to transfer me to the Demon Artifact Team."
I love this place. Everyone here is so talented, they all speak so nicely, and each of them carries a huge thing—I mean, a gun."
As Wade spoke animatedly, he reached out and gently patted several people around him.
The person being stroked had a dark expression; he hadn't been quiet since this guy arrived.
If their leader hadn't been there, they would have already pinned him to the ground and given him a good beating.
Frank sighed. If this guy hadn't been so strong and a core member like him, he would have kicked him out long ago.
In reality, it was Tom who couldn't stand it anymore; he was constantly harassing the employees, leading to a collective complaint.
"Alright, Wade, I'm giving you a task."
"I can't help it, "Kino said helplessly.
"What task, Little Boss?"
Wade looked on with anticipation.
"Do you know Arkham? I've heard it's a hotbed of talent. Go talk to them and tell them not to cause trouble for the next few days."
"I like this mission, Little Boss. Can I choose the Batman suit first?"
"No problem, remember to take some photos for me."
Kino nodded, watching Wade's excited expression, and observed three seconds of silence for the Arkham graduates.