Give Me a Wash
My house was stolen by Squid Girl, which is a bit of a problem, but not a big one.
Squid Girl won't eat his pet dog or turtle. As fellow "Kings" of the Deep Sea Region, if their strength is equal, a Deep Sea "King" will not actively devour the "food" of another "King".
Unless a certain Deep Sea Monarch is not very powerful, its followers within its territory will not be tentatively devoured by other Deep Sea Monarch.
Besides that, another important point is to know how to communicate.
There are three Deep Sea Monarch in the waters surrounding Black Dragon Island. After he designated that area as his territory, he took the initiative to communicate with the three Deep Sea Monarch.
Before engaging in conversation, one must test whether the other party is qualified to speak with them. If they are not qualified to have an equal dialogue, then they are food.
He loves life and dislikes fighting and killing.
His strength was recognized by the three Deep Sea Monarch surrounding Black Dragon Island. When he had nothing to do, he would go and chat with the three kings. Over time, a little friendship would develop. Not to mention, when he went to chat with them, he would also bring some local specialties from the island.
Of course, when he returns, he will tell the other party to give him a return gift.
The ideas of the Deep Sea Monarch are relatively simple; they only have two concepts in their minds.
eat.
To be eaten.
As for making friends, return the gift.
They simply don't have this concept in their minds.
Each time he left, he would remind them, and they would reciprocate.
When they don't know how to reciprocate, he will take some worthless trinkets from their waters.
Under his tutelage, the Squid Girl learned to reciprocate the courtesy.
She was always very generous in returning the favor, and would give him a leg as a gift.
Under his earnest guidance, the three Deep Sea Monarch around him roughly understood what friends and allies were.
Therefore, when they enter his territorial waters, they will not harm his [family].
"Why aren't you staying in the Black Sea? What are you doing on the island where I live?"
"I want to ask when you'll take me to the human world. Also, I can't get the ink off my face, so I'd like you to wash my face and remove the ink."
The Squid Girl was quite troubled. The ink she sprayed on her face couldn't be washed off. She even tried to distort her face with the suction cups on her tentacles, but she still couldn't get the ink off.
Then she thought of the black dragon. Besides eating, the black dragon knew a lot. Perhaps the black dragon could find a way to wash the ink off her face.
When they arrived at the sea area where the black dragon lived, the black dragon was not home; there was only a small dog and a small sea turtle.
When the puppy saw her, it curled its tail and ran to a small rock, pressed the rock, and then the black dragon, which had transformed into a cute, fair-skinned little person, appeared in the light and shadow in the air.
The little dog said the little person is the Black Dragon.
It's strange, why is the black dragon so white and tender when it turns into a little person? I want to lick it and put it in my mouth to taste it. "Just talk, don't look at me and swallow your saliva."
The seemingly silly and cute but actually fierce Squid Girl must have imagined him as a sweet and delicious pastry.
It really ruined his mood for enjoying the food.
"I didn't want this to happen either, but you look so delicious. By the way, Black Dragon, is this the legendary human world you're in right now?"
The Squid Girl in the projection had her eyes shining. Was the black dragon afraid that she would steal the legendary humans from him because he wouldn't take her to the human world?
She can't eat that much, but if she just wants to try something, she can find a cute little person like a black dragon to lick.
Heilong is so stingy. Look at her, she said she'd give away her leg and then gave it away, she's not stingy at all.
"Yes, I brought the young dragon to see the prosperity of the human world."
"Then make the baby dragon eat fewer little people, and leave me some cute little people."
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"I'll see if I can wash the ink off your face when I get back. If there's nothing else, have my dog turn off the projector."
"I have something to do, I have something to do. When are you coming back? When you go to the human world again, can you take me with you? I really want to see the human world you've been talking about. Didn't you say we're friends?"
He also said that friends should fulfill each other's requests and needs. "I treat you as a friend, so I'll feed you. If you treat me as a friend, then take me to the human world. If you don't take me, then you don't consider me a friend. If you don't consider me a friend, then I won't feed you anymore, and I'll harass, scare, and steal from your family every day in your territory."
Lance had a headache, so he picked up his wine glass and took a sip of red wine.
"The human world is not as fun as the deep sea, believe me."
"What you just drank was blood?"
"Hey, can you stop saying things that are ruining my appetite? This is red wine, a beverage from the human world."
"I want to drink some. When you come back, bring me some. I'll trade my legs for yours."
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Lance sighed.
Was the impression he left on Squid Girl just that of a black dragon who liked to eat her legs?
He only wanted to try the Squid Girl's leg; he wasn't so cruel as to constantly ask Squid Girl to cut off his legs for him to eat.
With a gentle wave of his right hand toward the Black Dragon Statue suspended in the air, the projection was aimed at the street opposite the coffee shop.
Through the one-way transparent glass, the Squid Girl projected on the screen can see the people on the opposite street who are playing, laughing, and buying drinks, desserts, and snacks.
We should also be able to see Youlong so busy that he doesn't even have time to drink a sip of freshly squeezed juice.
As for Joanna, Louis, Dalton, Bazel, and the other little ones, in Squid Girl's heart, they are considered "delicious".
"Aren't the people and scenery in this corner of the human world less colorful than the vibrant underwater world? After seeing the human world I've described, would you still want to come and play in the human world?"
The scenery on the deep seabed is no less stunning than that of the brightly lit, bustling cities of the human world, and may even be more breathtaking.
Unfortunately, not all creatures can appreciate the beauty of the deep seabed.
Even the king of the mermaid kingdom may not be able to see the beauty of the deep sea.
The deep sea is home to all sorts of terrifying sea monsters.
The nearshore area belongs to the mermaid kingdom.
Deep Sea Monarch- level sea monsters can freely enter and exit near-shore waters.
Nearshore creatures dare not leave the nearshore waters and venture into the deep sea.
Therefore, the beauty of the deep sea can only be seen by some deep-sea creatures.
I'll take the baby dragon to see the scenery of the deep sea another day.
To broaden her horizons, so she doesn't keep focusing on the human world.
Beautiful scenery isn't limited to the human world; it exists in other places as well, and some places are even more beautiful and stunning than those in the human world.
In some places, the scenery is so beautiful that it can make all intelligent beings subconsciously relax, abandon their worries, and sit blankly for a whole day without thinking about anything.
First, satisfy the young dragon's desire to travel in the human world, then take her to see places that only exist in human imagination.
"So many cute little people! Black Dragon, come back soon! I want to go play in the human world. I want to put all these cute little people on the suckers of my tentacles!"
"If you really play like that, you'll be sent to the barbecue grill by the strong in the human world within a day."
"So how do I play?"
"Play like my baby dragon, sell things, and make money."
"What am I selling? My legs?"
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