Some Bastard Came to Our House for an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

As the king of the Deep Sea Region, why is she always thinking about selling her legs? But since the Squid Girl came to the human world and wanted to find a way to make a living, selling takoyaki and grilled squid is indeed a way out.

Working as a maid in a coffee shop is not suitable for Squid Girl.

If she becomes a maid at the café, she might become the café's owner the very next day. As for the café's original owner, if he's quick enough, he might be able to find some bones in her belly. Unless the café's owner is that black dragon, whoever hires Squid Girl is doomed.

He didn't want to bring this girl to the human world, partly because she didn't understand the rules and laws of the human world, and partly because he would have to keep an eye on her all the time.

He needed to make sure the Squid Girl was always under his watchful eye; otherwise, if he wasn't careful, there might be fewer pedestrians and cute human babies on the street.

She might even dare to sneak a few bites from those gleaming shop signs on the street when he's not looking.

That's too much trouble.

It's not as good as his baby dragon.

Aside from being curious about everything and wanting to be the emperor of the human world, his baby dragon is very simple and obedient.

At such a young age, he's already able to support his Black Dragon Papa," by setting up a street stall.

If you raise her for another one or two hundred years, she will definitely become his sweet little darling.

"Hey, Black Dragon, is your baby dragon selling my leg?"

"You're overthinking it. My son, Youlong, sells barbecue."

"Come back quickly and take me to the human world to play. I promise I will listen to you and not eat anything indiscriminately. If I don't listen to you and accidentally get an upset stomach, just give me some medicine to treat it."

"Bringing you to the human world is no problem, the problem is... do you have money? If you don't have money, you won't be able to adapt to the rules here."

"I don't have any, but you do. Lend me some first, and I'll pay you back as soon as I earn money in the human world."

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Why do they all like to borrow money from him, the Black Dragon?

He only had a few gold coins on him, and he lent them all out. What will he spend? Also, when lending money, could you at least consider his race? He's a black dragon! He's a black dragon!

Asking Black Dragon for money? Are you out of your mind? You should be thanking your lucky stars that Black Dragon didn't even offer to lend you money.

"If I had money, would my son, Youlong, need to set up a stall outside to earn money?"

"You don't have money? Then go earn it. Aren't you going to raise a baby dragon? Once you've earned the money, you can raise me too. I eat everything and am easier to raise than your baby dragon."

"That's why I raise baby dragons, but not you."

"???"

"My baby dragon supports me by setting up a stall, while you expect me to set up a stall to support you. The difference is too great, so I don't want to raise you, you big piece of trash."

"???"

As kings of the same Deep Sea Region, the black dragon called her a piece of trash. Did he even consider her feelings as a Deep Sea Monarch? "I understand. You mean if I earn money to support you like your baby dragon, you'll take me to the human world to play, right?"

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"If that's what you think, then I can indeed take you to the human world for a few days."

How can I earn money to support him by setting up a street stall?

To be honest, the Squid Girl's idea actually made this black dragon somewhat interested.

However, setting up a stall isn't something you can just do on a whim; you also have to teach this guy how to barbecue and cook food.

Grilling is easy, but cooking food is a bit difficult.

Squid Girl can learn to grill, so she won't have to worry about going hungry when she comes to the human world.

Bring Squid Girl to the human world for a visit? She's already prepared to earn money to support him, the black dragon. If he continues to refuse to bring her to the human world, it seems a bit unreasonable.

If he hadn't brought her along, there's a high chance he would have kept heading towards the sea area where he lived.

Huh? What's that sound? Lance heard someone munching on fruit.

He waved his right hand at the Black Dragon Statue again, and he appeared in the light and shadow projected by the Squid Girl.

It's Squid Girl.

Squid Girl was munching on the fruit on his island, and in just a short while, five watermelons, several bunches of bananas, and dozens of apples were in her mouth.

They even ate the cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers, and cabbages he planted in the Vegetable Garden, and even pulled up and ate the corn in the field.

Her tentacles kept feeding her into her mouth.

You beast!

So you've come to my island for a buffet? Slurp... Black Dragon, how come I see you again?

Upon seeing the black dragon transformed into a tiny human, the Squid Girl, who was feasting, hurriedly hid her tentacles, which were holding fruits, vegetables, and corn, outside the projection.

It blinked its big eyes and stared at the black dragon. Because it hadn't finished eating the fruit, vegetables, and corn in its mouth, its small mouth and big cheeks would twitch from time to time.

I'm hungry, and Black Dragon isn't home. It's not too much to steal some of his fruit, vegetables, and corn, is it? I didn't steal his dog or the baby turtle.

Strange, how did Black Dragon discover she was stealing food?

The dog's mouth was wrapped up by her tentacles.

The baby sea turtle was tucked inside its shell, not even showing its head. How did the black dragon notice?

"What did you say you came to the island to see me for?"

"Ugh, I said you have to help me. Wait a minute." The Squid Girl in the projection turned her head to the side, munched on the fruit, vegetables and corn in her mouth, and then appeared in the projection with a mouthful of white teeth. "I want you to help me wash my face, wash the ink off my face, and I also want you to take me to the human world to play."

"No, no, no, I don't think you're here for me to wash your face, I think you're here to eat at my turf, you bastard!!!"

Lance roared out the last sentence, his voice so loud that it carried to the private room next to the second-floor coffee shop.

The adorable Catgirl outside the private room instinctively shrank her neck.

The Squid Girl in the projection instinctively moved away from the projection screen. The black dragon startled her; she almost thought it was going to jump out of the projection and bite her. "Where's my dog?"

"I used my tentacles to wrap around its mouth."

"Let it go, or my dog will suffocate. And stop stealing food! If you steal again, I'll break your legs when I get back!"

"I've already... broken a leg from being scared by you, Black Dragon!"

"Roll."

"If you don't believe me, I'll show you."

Lance gritted his teeth and ended the projection.

This time, the Squid Girl really stole our house.

You mustn't get angry, anger is bad for your health, and if you get sick you'll have to prepare your own medicine.

Calm down, calm down, calm down. Hehe, getting angry is bad for your health.

Don't worry, I'll go back and beat up that Squid Girl, and my anger will subside.

"Mr. Lance, are you in some kind of trouble?"

"It's alright, check please."

"You've spent a total of 25 Nuo Gold at our store. Would you like us to pack up the leftover wine?"

"Want."

"Hold on."

After paying the bill, Lance walked out of Lucky Meow Cafe with the packed wine and went to the baby dragon's stall. "Let's pack up and go home."

"There are still some takoyaki left that we haven't sold out."

"Let Joanna and Louis finish up, then we'll go home."

"Why did you suddenly come home?"

"Our house was burgled. Some bastard came to our house and ate at our house while we were out."