"First, you need to understand one thing: not everyone liked war. Take me, for example. All I stood for was spreading great love to every corner of the world."
"A tear-jerking romance novel: Wild Love Chapter."
Author, firsthand experiencer, spreader of love, messenger of justice: Northshire Paladin Marcus.
Marcus was a name known to everyone in the World of Azeroth. Countless men envied his legendary exploits, and his sexual prowess made every male creature green with envy.
Because the special Goblin television program HSAP-001 had become an instant hit, Marcus was now affectionately known as Azeroth's Human Self-Propelled Cannon.
If anyone had slept with the most races in this world, it could only be Marcus.
If anyone had tried the most ways of doing it in this world, it was definitely still Marcus.
The HSAP Number Series, honorably produced by the Blackrock Syndicate, had now become essential nightly entertainment for all nobles and commoners with spare money. Many collectors even permanently preserved every previous episode, taking them out from time to time to savor again.
This Paladin, Marcus, might have been the most beloved and respected Paladin in the entire world. Even Tirion Fording probably did not have as much influence as he did.
There was nothing to be done about that. After all, in certain respects, you really could not compare to Lord Marcus, old man.
Marcus had now become a resident gold-medal contracted actor in the Blackrock Syndicate's film and television division, signed on for a full century.
To keep the programs constantly fresh and innovative, the Great Goblin Hekso came up with a bold idea and immediately put it into practice.
He sent Marcus traveling around the world, giving him a top-grade recording crystal as well as regular transfers of enormous sums of gold.
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