The Pyramid Scheme Workhorse Saint Body
"I'll sleep on the floor every day, but I'll still support the Boss! Stay strong! Stay strong! Stay strong!"
"Rise up! Rise up! Rise up!"
Inside the pyramid scheme company, the wailing and howling were like a hundred ghosts walking in the night!
"Holy crap! I thought I'd seen a ghost when I first entered the Livestream Room! Xu Yi, you owe me compensation for my emotional distress!"
"I just got my food ready, and before I could even eat it, someone yelled at me and spilled it!"
As soon as the viewers entered the Livestream Room, they immediately started complaining.
[Negative emotions +50]
Xu Yi glanced at the screen full of comments and felt heartbroken.
As soon as I saw Liu Qingling, I forgot to start my live stream! I missed out on so many points!
Being obsessed with women really does affect your sword-drawing speed, Xu Yi, you still need to train!
A miscalculation!
"Brothers, follow me! I'll take you to explore the mysterious place of urban legend— the Pyramid Scheme Group!"
Xu Yi spoke mysteriously, pointing the camera at the inside of the Pyramid Scheme Group.
Huh, how come the number of people has increased again after only a short while? Is paying to work really that addictive these days?
"Wow, Xu Yi, you're really something, uncovering Pyramid Scheme Group!"
"Breaking into Pyramid Scheme Group alone is too dangerous. Should we call the police first?"
"Peanuts, melon seeds, bottled water, coffins, paper money, suona horns—don't rush to watch the show, let's all watch the streamer court death!"
Looking at the comments in the Livestream Room, Xu Yi smiled slightly, unconcerned.
Seek death?
We don't even know who died yet!
Xu Yi pushed open the door and entered.
It's so noisy, don't you have any conscience or morals?
Don't they know that all the workers are overtime laborers with their days and nights reversed?
They must be disciplined! They must be taught a severe lesson!
"Serve the Boss today, be the Boss tomorrow!"
Perhaps they were used to being visited, because no one in the Pyramid Scheme Group came to greet Xu Yi; instead, they shouted slogans even more enthusiastically.
Xu Yi strolled around inside, giving the viewers in the Livestream Room a glimpse into his surroundings.
"Did I hear that right? I've seen people hit and yell at their Boss, but how come someone would offer food to their Boss?"
"I think I'm going crazy. Why would someone call the Boss 'Mom and Dad'?"
"Damn it, the streamer should compensate me for my emotional distress! How could I possibly thank the Boss? I must be crazy!"
[Negative emotions +100]
After only a short while, the viewers in the Livestream Room started to go crazy.
Xu Yi smiled slightly at this, completely unconcerned!
You can't even handle this much?
Young man, you're still too green!
A full ten minutes later, after the Pyramid Scheme Group finished their morning exercises, someone came to greet Xu Yi.
"Young man, you look unfamiliar. Are you also here to participate in our challenge?"
A middle-aged man with an honest-looking face, but also showing signs of extreme fatigue, approached.
"A challenge? What kind of challenge? A 'don't laugh' challenge? That's interesting!"
Xu Yi said.
"This isn't a 'don't laugh' challenge, it's a 'get rich' challenge! Join our Nine-Thirty Vitality Company, and if you can become number one on the Boss Contribution Ranking, you can skip the ox and horse and directly become Boss, enjoying the support of our entire group!"
As he spoke, he skillfully opened his phone and took out a points leaderboard, which displayed thousands of members ranked.
Become a member and contribute every day! Donate to the Boss daily to earn points! The higher your ranking, the greater your chance of inheriting the Boss's position!
"I've been with the company for two years now, and I've donated over two million yuan. Although I'm heavily in debt and work a perfect 9-to-8 job every day, our company is very harmonious. If you give me another two years, I'm sure I can successfully challenge the Boss's position!"
Ah?
He donated over two million yuan while on duty, working 9 to 8 every day with no days off?
This isn't working, it's practically Workhorse Saint Body!
The first self-introduction of the Workhorse Saint Body stunned Xu Yi and the viewers in the Livestream Room.
[Shock Points +999]
I just started to doubt my own sanity, and now I've already made an appointment at the hospital to be admitted!
A beast of burden, working a job that doesn't pay, yet donating millions to the Boss —if the world isn't crazy, then he must be the one who's crazy!
"Brother, you already have over two million, why are you still working like a beast of burden? Wouldn't it be better to just lie down and relax?"
Xu Yi had learned some things from Liu Qingling beforehand, so he recovered quickly.
However, upon hearing this, the Workhorse Saint Body glared at Xu Yi with displeasure.
"What kind of talk is that? How can young people not have dreams? A mere two million yuan and you're just going to give up? Can you support yourself for life? When we become Boss, we can easily earn a small fortune in a year, then we can finally relax!"
Xu Yi glanced at his pale face from working too much overtime, then at the score that seemed a long way from first place, and once again felt utterly defeated.
The thinking of the Workhorse Saint Body is indeed beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.
"Brother, you shouldn't be thinking about how to become Boss; you should be thinking about whether your body can handle it first!"
Xu Yi said very seriously.
"Young man, thank you for your concern, but we've already made preparations. As long as you join the company now and complete your first medical donation, you can receive a limited-time set of Six Flavors Emperor Pill, Vajra Great Tonic Pill, and other items to help you climb the leaderboard as Boss. What are you waiting for?"
The Workhorse Saint Body conjured up several boxes of large pill sets with magical skill, opened one box, and without even glancing at the instructions, chugdled it straight from the bottle.
"6666! No wonder he has the Workhorse Saint Body! At this rate of replenishment, even real oxen and horses couldn't withstand it, yet he's been taking it for three years and still hasn't died?"
"I'm moved to tears! I used to think that working one day off a week and a 9-to-8 job was already exhausting enough, but it turns out I'm just dealing with the minuscule stuff!"
"I actually witnessed the once-in-a-millennium Workhorse Saint Body. Is this the difference between mortals like us and geniuses?"
"Oh no! We've encountered a Dou Zong Niu Ma! Quickly, summon the Dou Di Niu Ma Ancestor!"
"Why bother looking for 'Emperor of the Bull and Horse'? At this rate, they'll be either in the morgue or the ICU. Pyramid schemes are truly harmful!"
[Shock Points +100]
Xu Yi couldn't hold on any longer either.
Before entering, he had thought he could reason with these people and see if he could make them have a change of heart, but now it seems that he was too naive when dealing with people who had truly been brainwashed by pyramid schemes.
"Brother, I'm not actually here to attend your company's event. I just want to discuss a refund! My friend was scammed out of 100,000 yuan by you. If you just refund my money, I won't make a big deal out of it, okay?"
Xu Yi said.
He doesn't want to meddle in other people's business if things can be resolved simply.
These people just enjoy being treated like cattle and horses; they haven't done anything immoral or harmful. How simple and harmless they are!
"Refund? You're dreaming! The money's in my pocket, and you want a refund? Even if the Heavenly King himself came, you wouldn't get your money back!"
Seeing that Xu Yi wasn't there to join the group at all, the Workhorse Saint Body's expression immediately hardened, his attitude completely reversed, and he began to shoo him away.
"If you don't pay me, I'll make a scene. I advise you to think carefully about the potential losses. I have connections in high places!"
Xu Yi snorted coldly.
Are you playing dirty tricks?
That's interesting!