Sweet, Too Sweet
"So what if you have connections? We're a legitimate company, check us all you want. We have clearly marked prices and pay taxes legally. So what if you have connections?"
The Workhorse Saint Body chuckled, completely unconcerned, and then produced various legal documents and tax payment certificates, which almost brought tears to Xu Yi's eyes.
Family!
Even those involved in pyramid schemes know to pay taxes legally, yet those internet celebrities who make money like it's falling from the sky evade taxes in various ways. Who are the real pests harming society?
Are you going to pay me or not?
Xu Yi was eager to fight; if words didn't work, he'd have to use force!
He refused to believe that these people couldn't be brought to their senses!
"Kid, you want to cause trouble? We outnumber you, hit us all you want, as long as you can afford the medical bills!"
The Workhorse Saint Body chuckled, lay down flat, and casually picked up a medical insurance form.
"One punch costs 3,000, two punches cost 10,000, broken bones cost 50,000, surgical compensation is separate..."
This was the first time Xu Yi had been driven to the point of being speechless since he acquired the system.
You can't talk to them, you can't scold them, and you can't even hit them!
This stuff is like a leech; once it gets on you, you're doomed!
No, this isn't just about Liu Qingling's money anymore!
Damn it, he doesn't believe he can't handle a mere Pyramid Scheme Group!
"System, give me a lottery draw!"
"System received. Host has sufficient points. Would you like to activate a lucky 10-draw?"
"Smoke!"
"Stockings plus one"
"Add one to the low-temperature candle"
"Add one more healing medicine for wounds and injuries"
"Add one more whip to the boudoir"
Um?
Did the lung system somehow access some veteran driver's secret stash? Where did it get so many treasures from?
While speechless, Xu Yi silently gave the system a thumbs up.
This is good stuff, I'll keep it! You never know when I might need it.
"Congratulations, host! You have drawn a Master-level MLM Master Experience!"
Finally, on the tenth time, Xu Yi heard something good.
Master-level MLM Master Experience!
Xu Yi's eyes lit up with excitement.
A master of pyramid schemes' insights: Isn't this just wishing for something to come true?
Wow! Let's turn the tide! Open!
With his experience backing him up, Xu Yi's demeanor instantly changed.
In the eyes of the Workhorse Saint Body, Xu Yi seemed to be possessed by Great Immortal, as if his whole being had been elevated several levels!
Wow! That's incredibly tall! It's several stories high!
"Little Cow Horse, I'll refund your money, and I'll give you a cut, how about that?"
"Young man, don't think you can sway my loyalty to the Boss with a little money!"
"Free? Interesting! Well then, I won't hide it anymore. I'm actually the Boss the Los Angeles Second Uncle MLM Group, a prominent figure in the MLM world. I was just testing you. Congratulations on passing the test; you can inherit my MLM secrets!"
Pyramid scheme?
This kid figured it out?
The Workhorse Saint Body trembled, looking at Xu Yi with disdain.
"Kid, so you're here to challenge us? You're way too young. Don't you even know where you are... this is?"
Before he could finish speaking, the Workhorse Saint Body froze, staring at Xu Yi in disbelief, as if a hypnotic incantation was ringing in his ears.
"May wealth come your way! May wealth come your way!"
"We're all Stifled Kid, we have to Hanging Jade Pendant around our necks!"
"Pray three times a day, and your wallet will be filled with a few hundred more—may fortune come your way!"
"Bring in wealth?" What kind of slogan is that?
At first listen, it doesn't sound as passionate as the five-word slogan, but upon closer listening, it's like a haunting, enchanting sound!
Come to wealth?
Hanging Jade Pendant!
"Thump!"
The Workhorse Saint Body knelt on the ground excitedly, looking at Xu Yi with a face full of worship.
"Master, you are truly a master! I was blind to your abilities. Please, please teach me this secret formula for pyramid schemes!"
The audience in the Livestream Room erupted in uproar upon seeing this.
"You're convinced now?"
"What the heck is 'Come to Wealth'? Is this slogan really that appealing?"
"Stifled Kid, Hanging Jade Pendant, and wealth will come!"
"Master, I get it too! This slogan is so catchy!"
[Shock Points +200]
"You're convinced already? This is merely the introductory Mind Method for me!"
Xu Yi looked at him with disdain, and the demonic sound rose again as he took out a second set of techniques!
Milk Dragon's Little Tune!
The stars are shining brightly tonight~ My heart is overflowing with love for you!
Vomit!
Xu Yi almost vomited after reading the first sentence.
Even with his master-level experience in pyramid schemes, Xu Yi almost suffered a backlash!
No, this spell is too difficult!
"Master, what's wrong?"
The Workhorse Saint Body were shocked.
The second set of techniques, is it really that powerful? Even a legendary figure like the master couldn't withstand it after reciting just one line?
"Too sweet! This technique is a forbidden spell of our sect; I simply cannot withstand it!"
Xu Yi suppressed the urge to vomit and patted the shoulder of the Workhorse Saint Body.
"But you are different. You possess the once-in-a-millennium Workhorse Saint Body. You will surely be able to carry forward and promote our sect's inner Mind Method. Remember, the key to this Nai Long Secret Method lies in the last two sentences!"
"Master, which two lines?"
The Workhorse Saint Body were stirred to a fever pitch by Xu Yi.
He knew he was very successful in the pyramid scheme world, but his family didn't understand, his friends distanced themselves from him, and even his lover of many years left him!
It's not that he's incapable in matters of the heart, it's that he hasn't learned the right techniques!
Fortunately, he persevered; the master was indeed his destiny!
Once he masters this second forbidden spell, will he still have to worry about becoming number one on the leaderboard, overcoming his humble origins, and becoming a big Boss?
Seeing that the Workhorse Saint Body had been almost completely fooled, Xu Yi took a deep breath and uttered the last two lines of the forbidden incantation.
"Wipe your nose first, then pull up your pants; from then on, you'll step into society!"
Silent!
The Livestream Room went completely silent!
A full thirty seconds passed before the first comment appeared in the Livestream Room.
"Ugh~~~"
"Insulin! Where is my insulin?"
"It's too sweet! Xu Yi, you bastard, you've given me diabetes!"
[Negative emotions +100]
[Negative emotions +200]
[Negative emotions +999]
Xu Yi was also suffering, but fortunately, he had the experience of a master of pyramid schemes and managed to withstand the sweetness of the Milk Dragon's forbidden spell.
"I have already imparted the two great techniques of our sect to you. You must carry forward our sect and become number one on the leaderboard!"
"Master, I have learned your techniques. How can I possibly thank you?"
With tears in his eyes, the Workhorse Saint Body spoke excitedly.
"No need to thank me, just remember to return that 100,000 yuan..."
Xu Yi said, "After thinking about it, I still think it's not safe."
Although the techniques were taught, the Workhorse Saint Body still lacked the system's blessing.
"System, edit background."
Recently, Xu Yi accumulated enough points to directly create a pyramid scheme background for the Workhorse Saint Body.
With powerful backing and the auspicious spells of "Wealth Comes" and "Dragon's Breath," how could a mere pyramid scheme Boss not be easily subdued?
As for Xu Yi himself?
He went downstairs to buy breakfast and medicine for Liu Qingling.
After receiving the backing of his background, the Ox and Workhorse Saint Body quickly became familiar with the two sets of pyramid scheme techniques and found a target to use them on.
Inside the Pyramid Scheme Group, a group of people were shouting slogans and dreaming about becoming Boss in the future.
At that moment, a strange voice rang out, instantly shattering the unified chanting.
"May wealth come! May wealth come!"