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When people are hungry, they eat food; when they are thirsty, they drink water!

"Young Master Zhao is right!"

"Men must be men, and women must be women!"

"A profound saying!"

"The fire hydrants are full of water; the second floor should be built on the first floor!"

"A great discovery! Young Master Zhao's words are the greatest scientific discovery of this century!"

Thunderous applause erupted in the group's Hall, a testament to their enduring gratitude!

Xu Yi was almost stunned as he looked at the excited crowd surging in the Hall.

How come this Minglu Tower is even more sinister than Pyramid Scheme Group?

Pyramid Scheme Group are a case of everyone pretending to be ignorant when they actually know what's going on here; are they all collectively obsessed?

Abstract! Are you trying to play abstract games with him?

Isn't this just stating the obvious? What's so good or wonderful about it?

"Brother, why aren't you clapping or cheering?"

The Security Guard near the entrance spotted Xu Yi and alerted him.

"Huh? Why should I clap?"

Xu Yi remained completely bewildered.

"Is what he said very good? The second floor isn't above the first floor, so where else could it be? Besides, I'm not one of your employees, so I don't need to act with you, do I?"

Xu Yi tugged at his delivery uniform, continuing to question the Security Guard's intelligence, but the Security Guard just scoffed.

"Why do you care so much? As long as you clap, you get paid! Just clap and shout 'Bravo!' You can make at least five hundred yuan a day. Why wouldn't you earn that money?"

Xu Yi remained silent.

He was wrong, he was guilty, he underestimated Young Master Zhao!

In matters of the heart, he was the fool!

Young Master Zhao's kindness is greater than the heavens!

"And that's not all! 10 AM to 4 PM, three days off per week, five social insurances and two housing funds, monthly bonuses, yearly bonuses..."

"Long live Young Master Zhao!"

Xu Yi screamed, tears welling in his eyes, and then silently turned on the live stream.

Kindness!

This is the sun of gratitude!

With such a dazzling sun, how could he suffer alone... Pshaw, enjoy it all by himself? Of course he'd drag his brothers in the Livestream Room along to enjoy this benevolent sun together!

"Xu Chu, are you suffering from incomplete urination? Why are you urinating in spurts during your live stream? Do you know how uncomfortable it is for the brothers?"

"Young Master Xu, where have you been this time? Everything's so opulent, you haven't really struck it rich, have you?"

"Xu Chu, you don't actually think Land Rover means you're rich, do you? We were just joking, why did you take it so seriously?"

As soon as the Livestream Room started, netizens flooded Livestream Room and began verbally attacking Xu Yi.

They went into a frenzy, especially when they discovered that Xu Yi was in a luxurious office building.

It's certainly heartbreaking to see yourself struggling, but it's even more infuriating when your brothers are doing well!

Jealous of the streamer? Attacking the streamer for being unable to urinate?

Xu Yi showed his magnanimity and said he wouldn't stoop to the level of ordinary people, so he immediately blocked those few comments for thirty seconds!

Gag ball!

"Brothers, someone just told streamers not to forget their roots. To that, I want to say, brothers, don't worry. I started streaming to make money, so forgetting my roots is perfectly normal!"

[Negative emotions +100]

"Six hundred and sixty-six! Xu Chu, you deserve to die! The brothers just wanted you to say a few nice words to fool us, and you didn't even bother with the polite formalities?"

"Huh? Aren't most people in real life just 'simps' getting fooled by goddesses? I thought everyone's adapted! If not, try to overcome it yourself!"

[Negative emotions +200]

After a heated exchange, the audience quickly lost ground, offered a profound self-criticism, and reached a consensus.

In terms of shamelessness, Xu Chu's shamelessness has reached a level that is difficult for ordinary people to reach, and he is still making progress!

But just when the audience thought Xu Yi would shamelessly show off, they found that Xu Yi suddenly sighed bitterly and looked sad.

"Xu Chu, Xu Chu, you've already achieved so much success, why are you still looking so gloomy?"

"Pretending to be something you're not, Xu Chu, are you?"

The audience laughed.

He's worth hundreds of millions, yet he's still wallowing in self-pity? Who would believe that?

[Negative emotions +100]

I was genuinely expressing my true feelings, so how can there be any talk of emotional manipulation? Is it really true, like Huang Lu, that those who create abstract art are not worthy of expressing genuine feelings?

Xu Yi was furious, and the camera shifted to the interior of the Minglu Tower.

"Brothers, it's not that I'm showing off, it's just that your vision is too narrow. Today I'll show you what the pinnacle of success, the sun of gratitude, truly looks like!"

With that, Xu Yi straightened the wrinkles in his delivery uniform and barged into the building.

"I recognize this place. This looks like the Minglu Tower. Zhao Minglu, the Boss of the Minglu Group, is under thirty years old and rumored to be worth billions. She's the most successful and outstanding young person under thirty!"

"Although Xu Chu is an internet celebrity and has connections, he can't compare to this top-tier rich kid, right?"

"To be honest, Xu Chu is going to botch things this time!"

The audience was shocked. Had Xu Yi gone mad? It was one thing to do abstract art outside, but how dare he do it in the Minglu Tower? Wasn't he afraid of being blacklisted?

Looking at the audience's comments, Xu Yi scoffed inwardly.

This Zhao Minglu does have some ability, but no matter how capable he is, he shouldn't force his younger sister to marry him!

What good is the sun of gratitude? It too will eventually be extinguished!

"Hey kid, this is Minglu Tower. Who let you in, you're just a food delivery guy? Get out!"

While Xu Yi was joking around with the viewers in the Livestream Room, everyone in the building was already free to move around. The lobby manager stopped Xu Yi, looking disdainful.

"The fun is about to begin! Xu Chu is going to be kicked out!"

"To be fair, Xu Chu may be a bit dim-witted, but he's still quite courageous. If I were wearing a delivery uniform, I wouldn't even dare to approach the door!"

"Delivery drivers and dogs are not allowed! PS: Except for those delivering to me!"

Seeing Xu Yi being stopped, the Livestream Room erupted in schadenfreude, with almost unanimous opinions that Xu Yi was about to be kicked out.

There was nothing they could do; it wasn't that they looked down on Xu Yi, it was just that the Boss of Minglu Tower was too powerful.

Xu Yi just a nobody, an internet celebrity. No matter how capable he is, he's nothing more than an ant in front of this person. What can he possibly do against them?

"I'm delivering takeout to my Boss!"

Xu Yi explained.

"Kid, don't you even know where you are? Who's our Boss? Would he eat takeout?"

The lobby manager sneered, exposing Xu Yi's lie in one sentence.

"Kid, you're too green to fool me. Get out of here! I've seen plenty of lowlifes like you trying to curry favor with our Boss!"

As he spoke, the lobby manager raised his hand and swung it sharply, almost hitting Xu Yi in the face.

If Xu Yi hadn't dodged quickly, that slap would have knocked out two of his teeth.

"If you're going to kick someone out, then kick them out. Why resort to violence?"

Xu Yi stopped joking and frowned as he asked.

"So what if I hit you? I'm the lobby manager of Minglu Group. Hitting you is like hitting a stray dog."

The lobby manager sneered again.

Xu Yi was furious.

To hit someone first and then verbally abuse them shows a complete disregard for them.

Just a lobby manager at Minglu Group, is she so proud of herself?

Whether it's netizens or a junior employee, everyone thinks he's incompetent?

If I don't teach you a lesson today, you won't know there are always people better than you!

"System! Edit Background!"

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