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Chapter 149

Doctor~

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In the hospital Hall, after arranging for Liu Qingling to recover well, Xu Yi put on a coat and went to the Hall to pay the bill.

He arrived in such a hurry, still wearing his delivery uniform, worried he'd be kicked out if he didn't change...

"Young man, are you a doctor?"

Xu Yi had just arrived at the payment Hall and hadn't even figured out which window to queue at when he was stopped by a mysterious-looking middle-aged woman.

The woman was in her forties, with a round face and a thick waist—a truly well-rounded and flawless figure!

But unlike ordinary middle-aged women, this is an SSR-rarity middle-aged woman!

Xu Yi glanced at her casually and noticed several mysterious accessories on the woman's body.

The Buddhist beads were blessed by a celestial master, the Great Immortal Jade Talisman was blessed by Dao Ancestor, a large cross was hanging on his chest, and a religious bead was stuck in some unknown corner of his head.

Xu Yi was moved.

In this era where people are unpredictable and petty-minded, how can one still encounter such a compassionate person?

Other people can't even trust one god, but this auntie seems to want to wear the entire Old Ancestor Zhou Tian on her person. How broad-minded she must be!

"Auntie, do you also think I look like a doctor?"

Xu Yi gave an awkward smile and puffed out his chest.

Little Xu, you're becoming more and more outstanding; you're practically a doctor now!

But then again, even if you put it nicely, the principles cannot be changed!

Xu Yi straightened his face and uttered five words.

"Auntie, I don't use scalpers."

"Young man, what are you saying? Do you think this woman is the kind of person who would do such a thing?"

"You're clearly Blessings; you certainly wouldn't do something as unethical as scalping."

The aunt denied it, so Xu Yi casually offered a compliment, then pursed his lips.

Pretending to be innocent?

Should I pretend I don't know what he's doing?

Which scalper would wear a sign saying "I'm a scalper" on their forehead?

Do you know that we live in an era of efficiency?

If you're going to sell, then hurry up and sell! Can't you see everyone's busy? If I just put in a little effort, I can easily help others make money, right?

A sick father, an elderly mother, an immature younger brother, a family on the verge of collapse—isn't this just a casual remark?

However, Xu Yi waited for a long time, but the aunt only rambled on and on, showing no intention of saying anything.

The hospital Hall was extremely busy.

In this efficiency-driven era, ordinary people don't even have the right to rest when they're sick.

Leaving get off work ten minutes early shows a lack of professionalism.

Taking half a day's sick leave early, this young man looks delicious.

Should I request sick leave one day in advance?

What, are you terminally ill and need to make your final arrangements?

"Hospitals are no place for humans."

"That's what the auntie said."

"If there wasn't a health problem, who would come to the hospital for no reason?"

Xu Yi was slightly taken aback, then gave a perfunctory reply.

The aunt continued:

"Sometimes I wonder, these young people have time to come to the hospital, but why don't they have time to go to temples, Daoist temples, or churches to burn incense, pray to Buddha, and accumulate some Blessings for themselves?"

"Yeah, yeah... um?"

Xu Yi nodded habitually, then suddenly paused, stunned.

Wait, don't get it right yet!

Is there something wrong with what this woman said?

"Auntie, ordinary people don't even have time to get sick, let alone burn incense and pray to Buddha."

"So you're just a short-sighted young man!"

"If you don't pray to the gods to accumulate Blessings in your daily life, it will be too late when you finally need Blessings, even if you go to the temple to burn incense and worship Buddha!"

The older woman looked at Xu Yi with a disappointed expression, her eyes filled with worry for the young man.

"Ah?"

"Auntie, so even gods and Buddhas in heaven are expected to have personal relationships? Aren't they supposed to be detached from worldly affairs and have attained a state of purity?"

Xu Yi asked, looking completely bewildered.

Is it that the times are changing too fast, or is the auntie just too eccentric for him to keep up with?

This era is developing too fast. If you have nothing to rely on and want to find something to believe in, that's perfectly acceptable.

As long as one doesn't become too obsessed, having a spiritual anchor will only make life happier.

But from what the auntie said, it seemed that wasn't the case.

"Young man, you're really ignorant. You've never seen a god, but haven't you heard the old sayings?"

"If you ignore money, money won't ignore you. You need to interact with money frequently, just like you need to interact with gods and Buddhas. It's all the same principle!"

"Look at me, I pray to Buddha before breakfast, to the Dao Ancestor before lunch, and to Jesus before dinner. With my Blessings, I should live to be at least 120 years old. That's not an exaggeration, is it?"

The woman became quite proud as she spoke.

Xu Yi looked at the aunt's dark circles under her eyes, which looked somewhat exhausted, and her malnourished complexion, and fell silent.

"Young man, say something! Are you stumped by what I said?"

"Auntie, if you're not greedy, how can this be considered greedy?"

"Even the USA has Nascent Soul Ancestor live to be 360 years old, and you only ask to live to be 120? You're being far too modest!"

Xu Yi quickly said.

Upon hearing this, the auntie immediately smiled.

"The one who's over 300 years old is definitely fake, but I'm definitely 120! Look at me, I'm healthy and vigorous, still running around at my age. My Blessings is truly immense!"

The aunt seemed to have not chatted with anyone for a long time, and seeing that Xu Yi was so cooperative, she immediately spoke again.

"Profound, it's incredibly profound!"

Xu Yi said.

"Just by praying to Buddha, chanting scriptures, and donating some money to charity every day, you can have a happy family life. Isn't that a great deal?"

The woman was so excited that she wanted to grab Xu Yi's hand.

Confidant!

This is truly a soulmate!

"What a bargain! It's such a great deal..."

"Auntie, you can talk, but don't get handsy! It's not good if people see this in public!"

Seeing the woman's outstretched hand, Xu Yi dodged it like the plague.

No!

If you're just chatting, why try to take advantage of someone?

Although he was handsome and dashing, he was not a casual man.

"Young man, what are you thinking? I have inexhaustible Blessings, and I'm sharing Blessings with you. Why don't you know how to be grateful?"

The aunt was heartbroken.

"Oh my goodness, I misunderstood you! Auntie, you're so kind!"

"If you ask me, you don't even need to pray to gods or Buddhas. You could just erect a statue of yourself and worship yourself every day, and that wouldn't be a problem!"

Xu Yi was moved and took two steps back.

Although he thought the woman was a bit crazy, she was, after all, acting out of good intentions.

In this day and age, as long as you're not doing anything immoral or unethical, having a personal hobby, even if it's not understood, is acceptable.

Life is short, so how you spend your time isn't enough, right?

"Young man, you agree with me, but why do so many people not accept me? In such a big city, why are there so many people who don't understand me and even want to hit me?"

The woman was distressed, and when she spoke of her sorrows, she seemed on the verge of tears.

The woman was somewhat disappointed.

Is it because no one in this world deserves to be saved, or to enjoy Blessings?

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