This time, I want to be a good person
"Young man, I see you have potential!"
"Then let me ask you this: if you were like me, praying to gods and Buddhas every day to accumulate Blessings, and one day you suddenly fell ill, would you rather have me hug you and give you some Blessings to ward off misfortune, or would you plan to go to the hospital for some medicine?"
The older woman looked at Xu Yi with anticipation.
What kind of question is this?
Xu Yi was a little confused.
Holy crap, is my head suddenly pointy?
"Of course I'm going to the hospital! Asking you for Blessings? My head isn't pointy, why would I buy this thing from you? Even if you paid for it, I wouldn't want it!"
"Besides, even if I were to seek blessings through Blessings, I'd go find a young and beautiful woman to hug me, not an old monster like you. What would I gain from that? Just to avoid nightmares at night?"
Xu Yi's three consecutive rejections, coupled with his criticism of her appearance, completely baffled the middle-aged woman.
[Negative emotions +100]
[Shock Points +200]
[Negative emotions +500]
Not only the auntie, but also the viewers in the Livestream Room were stunned.
"Holy crap, this streamer is really daring!"
"Xu Yi, you're a real jerk! This auntie wanted to give you some inspirational words, and you gave her poison instead!"
"To be honest, I also want the Blessings of that young lady."
"You're disgusting! You're just after girls!"
"Just say what you mean! Do you like the girl's Blessings? You clearly like her embrace!"
"Does being older mean you can't sell Blessings? Does being older mean you have no allure?"
Where is your spirit of respecting the elderly and caring for the young?
"The person upstairs is right! It seems you really like this Old Darling. I suggest you pack it up and take it with you. Let the auntie bring you Blessings every day, and living to 120 years old won't be a dream!"
"What grudge does the Old Darling have against you?"
"We're just online friends, we have no grudges against each other, why do you want to harm me?"
"Baby? I'm blind, where can I find baby? Is this Fuli Chicken's Livestream Room?"
The Livestream Viewers were full of witty remarks and jokes, and soon they were all getting along well, but no one sided with the old lady.
When you get sick, why don't you go to the hospital and instead pray to the gods?
Are you out of your mind?
Even if you spend more money at the hospital, you're only emptying your pockets. If you really believe in this so-called "Old Darling," don't think about Blessings yet; go get your head checked to see if the top of your head has become pointed!
Xu Yi stared speechlessly at the woman, almost wanting to laugh.
What kind of idiot would believe this?
If it were a Fuli Chicken, Xu Yi might at least give it a few perfunctory replies.
But this woman's waist is almost as thick as a water bucket, and she still believes in this kind of thing—there are definitely people like her in this lifetime.
"Young man, how can you speak so harshly? I'm calling the police to arrest you!"
After holding it in for a long time, the woman finally uttered a sentence.
He held prayer beads in his left hand and Jade Talisman in his right, while chanting incantations.
What happened?
The left brain attacks the right brain; Jianjian starts thinking—is Arno Schwarzenegger possessing her?
"Auntie, I didn't hit you or yell at you, why did you call the police?"
"Besides, I was just queuing up to pay a fee. You were the one who voluntarily joined the queue. I didn't even ask Security Guard to arrest you, and you're acting all aggrieved?"
Xu Yi had barely finished speaking when the system voice sounded in his ear.
[Negative emotions +50]
Xu Yi looked completely innocent.
He was just telling the truth, what did he do wrong?
Honestly, aren't oxen and horses already enjoying the Blessings 996 every day?
Is it true that you need Blessings, both at work and after work, and you even have to pay money to do Blessings?
He just wanted to replace that fat, middle-aged woman with a slightly more attractive young lady; how could that be considered an unreasonable request?
"Stop talking nonsense! If you don't give me my money today, I'm not leaving!"
"You think you'll get away with it if you don't hit me? I can't call the police, but I can complain to the hospital! I'll complain that you molested me, post you online and cyberbully you, so you can never be a doctor again!"
"Auntie, putting aside whether I'm a doctor or not, do we have a grudge against each other?"
"We had no grudge before, but you didn't buy my Blessings, so now we have a grudge!"
The woman said through gritted teeth, her eyes filled with the smug satisfaction of her scheme succeeding.
Blessings is knocking on your door, and you dare to turn it away?
How ungrateful!
[Shock Points +100]
The Livestream Viewers were so shocked by the woman's appearance that they were completely speechless.
"Auntie, I already have enough Blessings. I have money and women all I want. You should keep them for yourself."
"Besides, even if you complain about me, I still have to go to the hospital if I get sick. I don't want to have a pointy head."
Xu Yi remained silent and spoke the truth.
"If you don't buy my Blessings, you'll still have money and women? Bah, I don't believe it!"
The woman was furious, yelling and screaming, wailing like a banshee in the Hall.
"Don't believe me? This is my account balance. Can your eyesight be so bad that you can even see how many zeros are in it?"
Xu Yi took out his phone, opened his Mobile Banking, and a series of dazzling zeros appeared in front of the aunt.
"Is this... am I seeing things?"
The woman's lips twitched, and she stared intently at her phone screen for a long time before gasping for breath.
Good heavens, this kid's phone account balance must be a hundred times, a thousand times, more than Blessings she's earned from praying to countless gods and Buddhas!
Does having money make you superior? Does having money bring Blessings? Can you buy true feelings with money?
The auntie remained stubborn.
"Woman?"
Xu Yi smiled faintly and snapped his fingers.
"Boss, what can I do for you?"
The phone video opened, and Xu Yu, dressed in ancient costume, appeared on the screen, looking extremely gentle.
"Dude, what are you doing in the hospital? Did your abstract art land you in a mental hospital?"
Huang Lu, dressed in Racing Suit and holding Little Bear Popsicle, looked dashing and spirited.
"You jerk, how long has it been since you contacted me? Have you forgotten about me?"
Ai Campus Belle was dressed in a Bachelor's Gown, possessing both intelligence and gentleness.
[Shock Points +100]
[Negative emotions +100]
"You brat, are you God's illegitimate child? Otherwise, how could you have so much Blessings?"
The woman stared blankly at Xu Yi.
"Auntie, thank you for the compliment, but I have a name, Xu Yi."
Xu Yi waved his sleeve, paid the money, and left.
Showing off and then leaving, that was thrilling!
The woman watched Xu Yi's retreating figure, opening her mouth several times, but in the end, tears streamed down her face.
Family, does anyone know anything about this? I ran into a player on an Earth OL Private Server today, and I got absolutely wrecked!
Just as the aunt was about to leave, two middle-aged men in uniforms appeared beside her.
"Auntie, are you selling Blessings?"
An older man asked, his chest-mounted recorder pointed at the older woman's face.
"What are you doing here? Trying to buy my Blessings?"
The woman's eyes lit up.
As expected, there are still people who recognize her value; her Blessings can indeed be sold.
Snap!
A Silver Handcuffs was fastened to the woman's wrist, while two uniformed men, holding batons, stood with cold expressions.
"This is a place for healing and saving lives. You old swindler, don't you even know where you are? How dare you cheat people in public like this? Come with us!"
"Go? Go where?"
"Aren't you selling Blessings? Our Detention Center is full of unfortunate people who have gone astray in life, why don't you go and sell them your Blessings!"
"Huh? Detention Center? Officer, can you please stop selling me and let me go?"
The woman was on the verge of tears. It was all over; with the Silver Handcuffs on, even the gods and Buddhas couldn't protect her anymore!