Turning the tables

"Xu Yi, you're inhuman! For your 'Emperor's Package,' you actually watched a perfectly healthy life disappear right before your eyes?"

"Six hundred and sixty-six? Do you know how hard it is for that girl? She finally met such an amazing, unparalleled simp, and you woke her up with your insults. How are you going to compensate her?"

"Waaaaah, I'm a total simp too, any girls want to DM me?"

"Hey upstairs, stop pretending. I could smell you from miles away. You're not a simp, are you? Trying to get a girl's contact information by pretending to be one!"

"A mere sycophant, Xu Yi can refine him in an instant with just a slight move!"

"Stop being so abstract. That woman is really about to jump off the building. We can't just let her commit suicide, can we?"

"To be honest, if she wants to die, who can stop her? If she doesn't want to die, then it doesn't matter if we talk to her! We're just bystanders anyway, what else can we do besides watch?"

Respect the fate of others!

The Livestream Viewers almost burst out laughing.

If someone else jumps off a building, it's Xu Yi's misfortune, but they get all the laughs.

Xu Chu has just made several million; it's time for him to spend some money.

Besides, there were already cushioning pads on the ground, so even if that woman really jumped, she wouldn't be seriously injured; at most, she'd just break a few bones.

[Negative emotions +100]

Xu Yi glanced at the comments again, his lips twitching.

The Livestream Viewers really love a good show and enjoy making things worse.

He genuinely intended to save people at first, but realized he had made a mistake halfway through. Can you blame him for that?

"Brother, I appreciate your kindness, but I'm truly not worthy of Emperor's Package!"

"What? Bro, you don't believe me? You think I'm broke? I make tens of thousands a month. Now that I'm not going to be a suck-up, would I be stingy with this little bit of money?"

"Brother, having money is a good thing, but you have to be careful not to ruin your health!"

"After being a simp for so many years, almost turning myself into a bastard, can't I at least enjoy myself?"

Xu Yi couldn't persuade him any further, and the man turned and left, full of enthusiasm.

The Emperor's Package, here it comes!

"Being a simp can be deadly! Look what you've done to this guy!"

"But even if you're really desperate, you have to know how to control yourself. If it's really unbearable, take six doses of Rehmannia pills!"

Watching his older brother's retreating figure, Xu Yi muttered something.

"Boss, look! That woman is coming down... She's walking towards you!"

Xu Yi was still marveling at how quickly his older brother had changed when he suddenly heard Xu Yu's terrified voice.

"Boss, maybe you should avoid this area for now? You've driven away her sycophant; she might even want to kill you now!"

Xu Yu grabbed Xu Yi, making a move to persuade Xu Yi to leave.

"Xu Yu, I'm not afraid of bloodsuckers like your mother and brother, so what can a mere petty, resentful woman do to me?"

Xu Yi patted Xu Yu's little hand, thinking she was making a fuss over nothing.

The woman isn't jumping anymore; has she finally decided to come down?

Isn't this a good thing?

Xu Yi turned his head and instantly saw a terrified face filled with ferocity and boundless hatred.

"Holy crap, whose temple gate wasn't closed properly, letting you, you female ghost, out?"

Xu Yi was startled.

[Negative emotions +100]

"Who are you calling a female ghost? I'll fight you to the death!"

"I raised this devoted admirer with such care, and you just threw him away with a few words. And you're even being sarcastic towards me. Is this how you treat a woman?"

"Pay me money! You have to pay me back, or I'll never forgive you!"

The woman screamed and lunged at Xu Yi, baring her teeth and claws.

"Smack!"

Before she could finish speaking, a large hand slapped the woman across the face.

"You dare hit me? You dare hit a woman?"

The woman covered her face, staring at Xu Yi in disbelief.

"Stop messing around, lady! Which hand did you see me hit anyone? I was just swatting mosquitoes!"

"Speak properly. Do you think you're right just because you shout? Do you think everyone's your lapdog and should be indulged?"

Xu Yi looked at the woman with a headache, utterly speechless.

This woman dares to ask me for compensation for my losses?

It's good enough that he didn't try to get money from women.

The scaffolding on the filming set was for filming purposes. After being messed with by this woman, not only will it require inspection and maintenance at extra cost, but the chaos it caused on set alone has wasted a lot of time.

Keep in mind that filming locations aren't free; every extra minute spent requires additional rental fees.

In the Livestream Room, seeing the woman's ferocious face, the Livestream Viewers gloated once again.

"To be honest, women with a cold and aloof demeanor are the most difficult to deal with. They can argue even when they're wrong. Now, at least they have some merit, whether it's right or wrong, Xu Yi is definitely going to be in big trouble!"

"If you ask me, Xu Chu shouldn't have meddled. The sycophant went to get his feet washed happily, but he's the one who's going to be in trouble!"

"Xu Chu, hurry up and take some money to avoid further trouble. Remember this lesson, and don't get involved in this kind of thing again."

The comments section was filled with schadenfreude, urging Xu Yi to quickly pay up to avoid further trouble, believing he was completely incapable of solving the current problems.

However, Xu Yi only glanced at the screen before letting out a cold snort.

Stress Monster?

It's still uncertain who's under pressure!

Xu Yi simply waved his hand, directing Xu Yu to point the camera at himself and the woman, and then went all out.

"Hajime, why are you taking your anger out on me? Your lapdog ran away, shouldn't you reflect on yourself?"

"Have you ever truly cared for those who fawn over you? Have you ever tried to understand their inner needs? Have you ever written a summary of your experiences with them?"

"In this day and age, people like to have multiple businesses. Even laborers know to have a side job. How can you only support one sycophant?"

"Simps are such a scarce resource. What if someone steals one away from you? Wouldn't you be left without one?"

"No wonder you cried, jumped, and even tried to jump off a building. Even among goddesses, you wouldn't be considered above average. And you still have the nerve to ask me for compensation? If I were you, I wouldn't even dare ask!"

Xu Yi spoke with spittle flying, unleashing his full power, leaving the woman instantly stunned.

Xu Yu, standing behind the camera, was stunned, thinking she had seen a ghost.

What's going on?

Even sycophants have performance targets; even sycophants have to compete for rankings?

That's way too much!

The woman looked at Xu Yi, barely managing to utter a single curse word before nearly choking herself.

If it weren't for the cameras recording, she would have immediately resorted to her shameless tactics.

I won't listen, it's like a turtle chanting scriptures; I'll just start throwing a tantrum.

But now...

Even a tree needs bark; she's supposed to be a self-proclaimed goddess, shouldn't she have some self-respect?

The Livestream Viewers in the Livestream Room burst into laughter instantly.

"Oh no, Xu Yi is starting to give others a military drill again!"

"Waaaaah, I was wrong! I shouldn't have thought anyone could pressure Xu Yi. This guy is so abstract, he's inhuman!"

"Brothers, be thankful Xu Yi is a man. If he were a woman, all of you simps would be living in darkness!"

A comment floated across the screen, Livestream Viewers instantly fell silent.

What if Xu Chu is a woman?

Gender-swapped + abstract version of Xu Chu?

Holy crap!

That's terrifying!

Thank goodness God made him a man, otherwise how would we guys get by?