My savior!

Seeing the smile on his older brother's face, Xu Yi felt invigorated.

He's just a simp, isn't he? With his abstract thinking skills, he easily won him over!

[Negative emotions +100]

???

A series of question marks flashed above Xu Yi's head.

Negative emotions? That doesn't seem right.

Is it wrong for him to comfort people?

Why are you giving out Negative Emotion Points?

Damn it, I'm doing a good deed, why am I getting all negative?

Xu Yi glanced at the smile on his older brother's face again.

Brother, didn't you laugh yourself?

Are you a tsundere (a person who is initially cold but later warmly received)?

Arrogance has long since disappeared from the scene!

Xu Yi looked at his older brother speechlessly. "You're a big, burly, dark-haired man, what's with this arrogant attitude?"

You like hearing the opposite of what you mean, right?

I'm seriously advising you, you're letting your emotions cloud your judgment, right?

Then I'll curse you to death!

"Brother, don't laugh yet. If you can't be a backup option, you can only be a simp!"

"Being a simp is great! You work hard every day to earn a little money, and when the goddess beckons, you wag your tail and offer it all up! You eat meager meals and toil away, while the goddess uses your money to eat barbecue, stay in Hotel, and soak in hot springs with that blond guy!"

"Yes, they live comfortably, but you're not without your share of problems, are you? For example, when you have a headache or fever, during holidays, or when you're working so hard you're about to collapse, even if your goddess doesn't care about you, she'll still take a few seconds to send you a little soybean heart emoji because you pay her!"

"Yes, that little emoticon is useless, but it's a sign of care from your goddess. For a simp, it can't be just any ordinary expression, right? Of course, those of us who aren't simps definitely won't understand!"

"We make money, drink good wine and smoke good cigarettes, get foot massages when we're bored, build a top-of-the-line computer and play some online games when we're bored, and if we really feel empty and lonely, we can even hire some female companions and have a sweet virtual romance!"

Xu Yi spoke with spittle flying, unleashing his full power.

Don't you like being arrogant and tsundere? Don't you say you're all talk and no action? Don't you give me negative emotions?

If you want to be a simp, then be a simp for life!

[Negative emotions +100]

Xu Yi spoke and laughed, but quickly realized something was wrong.

What happened?

Why is my older brother's smile getting brighter and brighter?

Just a moment ago, my older brother was frowning and looking like a pathetic backup boyfriend, but now he's standing up straight, his brows are no longer furrowed, and even his eyes have become brighter.

It's like suddenly being in charge, and suddenly, buddy, it's all over!

"Boss, it's one thing if you're not going to help, but why are you making sarcastic remarks and adding fuel to the fire?"

Xu Yu said anxiously.

"How could I not be saving people? Wasn't I trying my best to drive, brother?"

Xu Yi was dissatisfied.

Is Xu Yu blind?

The older brother was laughing so hard he was practically rolling on the floor; he was clearly cheered up. Wasn't this a way of saving someone's life?

"Boss, it's not the older brother who's threatening to jump, it's that older woman. What's the use of trying to persuade the older brother? It's not like he's the one trying to kill himself!"

"What the hell..."

Xu Yi looked up abruptly and finally realized something was wrong.

The woman on the scaffold was staring intently at him, her eyes filled with overwhelming hatred.

[Negative emotions +100]

[Negative emotions +100]

The Emotion Points, like the wailing of a vengeful ghost, echoed continuously in Xu Yi's ears.

Xu Yi was suddenly embarrassed.

It turns out he misunderstood his older brother!

The older brother wasn't being arrogant; he genuinely felt satisfied after being scolded and had truly come to a realization!

Is all this negative emotion and feeling directed at him by that woman?

"Big brother, can I take back what I just said?"

Xu Yi said cautiously.

Before he could finish speaking, his older brother placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Brother, thank you. Thank you for scolding me so hard. If you hadn't yelled at me so harshly, I wouldn't know how stupid I was!"

"No, I really didn't..."

"There's nothing to say. If you hadn't woken me up with your words, I would never have realized my own worth!"

"Don't worry about the cost yet! If you don't save this person, I'll go bankrupt!"

Xu Yi wanted to cry but had no tears.

He woke up his older brother with his scolding; that woman would go crazy.

A devoted simp like this is practically an SSR character of the highest rarity. Where else can he find another woman?

What if that woman really does something drastic and jumps off the building? Would he still be able to keep his job Director?

"I'm not going to be a simp anymore, I'm making money to spend on myself!"

"I'm not going to be a simp anymore, I'm going to get my feet washed every day!"

"Hey bro, are you coming or not?"

The man was engrossed in his own world, his face filled with excitement.

"Boss, you'd better think of something right now! That woman is really going to jump! Look, she's even untied her safety rope!"

Xu Yu urge him on.

Upon hearing this, Xu Yi shrugged and completely collapsed.

Let him save a sycophant; it's that simple.

But asking someone to turn a normal person into a sycophant is a bit too much, isn't it?

Is it so easy to cultivate a "simp" (a person who fawns over others)?

Without the accumulated skills of PUA, coupled with some unique talent, even with the system's support, he wouldn't dare say he could succeed.

In this version of Earth OL, the "lickspittle" class is a hidden profession that is even harder to advance to than the "abstract" class.

"Bro, let's make a deal. How about you pretend to be a simp a little longer?"

"No!"

"Don't be so absolute. We're saving lives right now, so please bear with it for now..."

Xu Yi cried.

How did his advice end up causing problems?

How come he never noticed before that he was so good at persuading people?

"Brother, she's wronged? Aren't I wronged too?"

"I've realized that if a person wants to endure something, they'll endure it forever, becoming a ninja turtle for life."

"I've suffered so much injustice for so long. If I were to commit suicide, I would be the one who should, and I would have deserved to die dozens of times over!"

"Over the past few years, in order to please her, I haven't bought any clothes, smoked any good cigarettes, drunk any good wine, or even had a decent meal!"

"Brother, you not only woke me up with your scolding, you also saved me. You are my great benefactor!"

The older brother immediately knelt down and kowtowed to Xu Yi.

Xu Yi quickly stopped his older brother.

"This is too much of a gift, I can't accept it, brother!"

"Brother, this is nothing! I haven't even treated you to a foot massage yet! When are you free? I'll take you to get the Emperor's Package, I guarantee you'll go in standing up and come out sprawled out, your bones won't stop until they're completely melted!"

"Holy crap, bro, are you serious?"

Xu Yi looked at his elder brother and his eyes welled up with tears.

He wasn't his elder brother's benefactor; his elder brother was his benefactor.

The eldest brother really knows how to have fun.

The Emperor's Package – a way of playing that I've never even heard of before!

"Boss, can't you do something productive? She's practically dying up there, can you please stop irritating her?"

Xu Yu was utterly speechless.

Before the Boss arrived, the woman might have just been putting on an act, but after Xu Yi's provocation, she's probably really contemplating suicide now.

However, none of the people present sympathized with the woman; instead, they gloated and began to jeer.

Not only the staff at the scene, but even the Livestream Viewers in the Livestream Room were overwhelmingly mocking the woman.

"Xu Yi, are you trying to make me laugh to death so you can inherit my Alipay account?"

"Xu Yi, you truly are a beast!"

Xu Yi glanced at the screen, feeling wronged.

How is he such a beast? Is it wrong to advise people not to be sycophants?