Destined to Have No Choice
"It's normal that Mr. Xu doesn't answer the phone. I've heard that big shots can make millions in minutes. Mr. Xu just waved his hand and gave us 500 million. Who knows, he might be negotiating a deal worth tens or hundreds of billions?"
The Younger Sister explained.
Song Qinghuan suddenly realized what was going on and admired Xu Yi even more.
Mr. Xu truly lives up to his reputation as a big shot; he's incredibly good at making money!
Little did he know that Xu Yi, the money-making expert, was now kicking himself.
Yesterday, Xu Yi earned several hundred million and returned to the peak of Dou Sheng. However, he had just made a big show in front of his Livestream Viewers, and before he could even enjoy the money, he had already spent most of it.
Is 500 million a lot?
Please!
He swindled a full 1 billion yuan from Du Zhanfeng!
Even if you throw away a mere 500 million, you'll still have at least another 500 million left.
He could spend those 500 million yuan standing up, lying down, even singing and dancing; he could never spend it all.
But as the old saying goes...
A person can be ugly, but they can't have beautiful dreams!
The 500 million yuan invested in Song Qinghuan was all in cash and other hard currencies, while the remaining 500 million yuan was all in the stock market.
It's fine to watch it for fun, but if you want to convert it into liquid assets, the value will at least be at a loss, if not several times smaller.
It's commonly known as "just take a look and move on".
When Xu Yi discovered this, he felt like the sky had fallen.
Waaaaah, I went too far with my showing off, can I undo it?
"Bite!"
"This delivery has been delivered, and the customer is very satisfied!"
"Bite!"
"A customer left Negative Review and requested a refund only!"
A message came through my phone: Xu Yi has collapsed.
He's already so poor, and yet people still try to take advantage of him for free. Are they even human?
"Family members, you must stand up for me!"
The live stream started, and the Livestream Viewers had been on the night shift were immediately stunned when they entered the Livestream Room.
What's going on?
The sun rose in the west?
Xu Yi is usually the one bullying others and making them cry, but now he's actually showing signs of weakness himself?
"Xu Yi, what happened? Tell us quickly, let us have some good news!"
"Xu Yi, I've noticed you look better when you cry than when you laugh."
"Brothers, don't laugh yet, let me laugh first!"
The Livestream Room was incredibly lively, with everyone rubbing salt into Xu Yi's wounds. Some, not satisfied with just that, even wanted to add some cumin and charcoal!
Did these guys think he was barbecue?
Xu Yi looked at the gloating Livestream Viewers, his lips twitching with anger.
He's always causing trouble for everyone, is that easy for him?
Now that he's at a disadvantage, why is everyone so happy?
Isn't it said that all streamers have girlfriend fans, mom fans, and die-hard fans? Some popular streamers get so upset over a minor scratch, where are their die-hard fans?
Xu Yi was not convinced!
"Brothers, I got ripped off!"
Xu Yi said, feeling wronged.
"???"
[Shock Points +1 +1 +1]
The Livestream Viewers were initially shocked, but then became even more excited.
"I knew Xu Yi would turn bad when he got rich, but I didn't expect you to be even more perverted than bad!"
"A freeloader? Xu Yi, you've finally revealed Tong Nan's true colors?"
"After hiding for so many years, I can finally tear off the disguise. I confess, I'm actually a Tong Nan too!"
As the masculine atmosphere in the Livestream Room grew stronger, Xu Yi broke out in a cold sweat.
He shouldn't have had any illusions!
He should have realized that sooner!
There's no way a purely platonic relationship could exist in this Livestream Room.
The only thing that can rival abstraction is pure masculinity!
Just then, the platform sent a new message.
A customer left a message saying, "Although the food was delicious, the chef was too handsome, which ruined my enjoyment of the meal!"
Looking at the comments, Xu Yi scoffed. Did he really need anyone to remind him that he was handsome?
Huh?
Username: Doesn't Eat Cilantro (Yoga Pants Version)?
Xu Yi's lips began to curl into a wide smile. He clicked on a user's avatar and was immediately bombarded with images of Yoga Pants filling the screen.
Goodness!
That's really something.
Just one bowl of Pinhaofan and I got all these Yoga Pants perks?
This is great freelancing!
He absolutely loves being scammed!
Doesn't Eat Cilantro and Yoga Pants – who came up with this idea?!
This female bodhisattva is so innovative!
"Why has Xu Yi stopped crying? Could it be that he's had enough of being scolded?"
"Xu Yi, why are you smiling so lewdly?"
"Hey you idiots upstairs, what are you all grinning about? This kid's definitely hogging the food!"
While the two "smart" Livestream Viewers were still mocking him, those who knew Xu Yi's personality had already begun to criticize him, angrily accusing Xu Yi of hogging the benefits.
Seeing that he couldn't hide it any longer, Xu Yi shrugged and shared his Yoga Pants with them.
Shark-Mouth Yoga Pants.
Three-Split Yoga Pants.
Four-Split Yoga Pants.
They even went so far as to High-Slit Yoga Pants!
The Livestream Viewers, mostly avid Abstract Guy, had never experienced such excitement before, and their blood was instantly pumped up, causing them to scream and shout.
"I hereby declare that Doesn't Eat Cilantro is outdated; from today onwards, Yoga Pants are the one and only true god!"
"Yoga Pants are great! We really need to do a lot of research on them! I'm planning to establish a yoga Yoga Pants Outer Five Counties Yoga Pants Research Center!"
"Guys, I scoff at people Doesn't Eat Cilantro, but I really love these Yoga Pants. What kind of car should I drive to win them over?"
A pair of Yoga Pants instantly won over the Livestream Viewers, Xu Yi resumed his food delivery career.
"Bite!"
I managed to snag a prepaid order.
Customer comment: Bro, I make millions every minute, can you pay for this Pinhaofan for me first?
Looking at this takeout order, Xu Yi almost laughed in anger.
No.
Is he destined to be a freeloader today?
Look at the profile picture: a scruffy, burly man.
Look at the name: Ladu's 'Most Popular' Little Pepper.
???
Xu Yi remained silent.
Everyone knows that elsewhere, "a heartthrob" might refer to a beautiful woman, but in Chongqing, it's best not to make such a preconceived notion!
The last one was the Yoga Pants female bodhisattva, and it's one thing to be cheated out of her money, but if this one is cheated out of her money too, wouldn't she really be confirmed as having Tong Nan?
I'm not going!
I'd rather die than go!
Huang Lu sent me a message.
"Brother, remember to come to the Family Banquet today."
Century Tianhua Hotel.
"Something came up and I can't go. You can go in my place."
Xu Yi stared at the message, dumbfounded.
How come this address is the same as the food delivery address?
Is this the day that fate has destined me to be a beast of burden?
Xu Yi stopped struggling, located Century Tianhua, and started his electric scooter!
Century Tianhua is located in the most luxurious area of the city and is known as the pinnacle of luxury Hotel.
Ordering food in a place like this could easily cost millions in a matter of minutes; it's not necessarily a free meal.
Xu Yi tried to comfort himself, but unexpectedly, he was stopped by a waiter as soon as he reached the door.
The waiter was an elderly man with white hair; he stood in the doorway like a guardian deity, more effective than Land Rover.
Xu Yi and the old man stared at each other, completely stunned.
No.
Isn't this the Hotel ceiling? And they use waiters of this quality?
Who serves whom?
Asking him to carry the luggage is risky; what if he falls and gets hurt? The customer is practically asking for a free lunch!
If Xu Yi were stopped by Security Guard elsewhere, he would definitely launch into a long verbal sparring match, but he really didn't dare to do that to this old man. Xu Yi was even worried that if he spat on the old man, the old man would try to extort money from him!