Why don't you become a speed bump?

Do I have enough assets now?

Seeing the stunned woman, Xu Yi raised his hand and slapped her.

Knowing he's being cuckolded, yet still wearing such a Big Peony -patterned outfit—is that some kind of attempt to sow discord between him and others?

The woman's face was swollen from the beating, but she was too dazed to speak.

"Sir, no matter how much wealth you have, you can't hit people! I want to see just how rich you really are!"

The person next to him was annoyed and wanted to stand up for his companion, so he snatched Xu Yi's phone.

[Shock Points +100]

Holy crap!

The prison is huge!

Hundreds of stocks, all locked up, worth hundreds of millions?

Don't even mention slapping me twice, I wouldn't mind if my face was swollen, I'm more than qualified.

Slap! Slap!

Before Xu Yi could make a move, he slapped himself twice.

"Sir, please come in."

The man trembled as he returned the phone to Xu Yi, his heart pounding with fear, yet his attitude was extremely respectful.

Xu Yi entered.

The people still queuing behind them were immediately annoyed.

Everyone who gets to attend the Huang Clan Family Banquet has some wealth, so why should this kid be allowed to skip the line?

Besides, is this even a matter of money?

"Stop yelling, this really isn't about the money, I'm doing this for your own good!"

The man and woman, with tearful faces, said they had sent Xu Yi inside as if he were an ancestor.

"Who are you trying to scare? Everyone's seen a few bucks before! I made over a dozen dollars this year from gold trading, I don't believe he's made more than me!"

"I'm not convinced," said a fat man with a greasy face.

Half an hour ago, he went up to the fifth floor with his Yoga Pants, intending to add a big boob to the front of the Yoga Pants (startup version) and cut in line. But as soon as he got to the door, he was woken up by two big-breasted women, and the Yoga Pants (startup version) were snatched away.

Even he has to obediently wait in line, so what kind of strength does Xu Yi have?

"Tell me, how many stocks plummeted today?"

The man asked.

Three thousand stocks!

"You're testing me? I'm a stock trader, do you think you can stump me?"

The fat man answered without the slightest hesitation.

"Let me ask you again, how much money did you lose yesterday?"

The woman asked.

"Three or four thousand, I guess!"

The fat man said, his lips twitching, feeling even more annoyed.

"Why are you asking me this? Yesterday was the century's biggest air jump; I lost a lot, but others lost a lot too."

Others were also unhappy.

We're here for Family Banquet, why are you poking fun at us?

Besides, aren't we talking about cutting in line right now?

"You're already upset about losing only 30 or 40 million? This guy lost five small goals!"

"The stock market has experienced a historic crash; everything is green, not a single red dot!"

"Having lost so much money, you still have the nerve to attend Family Banquet? Don't you find that terrifying?"

"What if he gets upset and takes us all with him? You..."

The man and the Big Peony each spoke a sentence, causing everyone to break out in a cold sweat.

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"Cutting in line is fine! This guy is allowed to cut in line, and I'll fight anyone who tries to stop him!"

The fat man was so frightened that he trembled all over.

Good heavens!

He lost thirty or forty million, the sky was about to fall, he needed nitroglycerin and went to the emergency room to save his life, and this guy lost five small fortunes, and he's still so calm?

It's an act!

It must be an act!

Having lost so much money, how can you still have the mind to attend a dinner party? Are you sure you're not mentally unstable and won't take revenge on society, taking a few lives with Yellow Springs?

"Xu Yi, how did they let you in?"

"Xu Yi, are you carrying Da Ming fried dough stick with you at all times?"

Xu Yi stared at the screen, suppressing his urge to complain.

Da Ming fried dough stick are good, but how can they compare to five hundred million?

Even though this money came out of thin air, it's still his money!

At the banquet, the Livestream Viewers stared wide-eyed.

This is so luxurious!

The Livestream Viewers hadn't eaten fine bran, and Xu Yi was pretty much the same, but at least he still remembered the important matter.

What exactly was this ridiculous Family Banquet?

Xu Yi called Huang Lu, but she didn't answer; he also didn't reply to her messages.

"Girl, if you keep playing dead, believe me, I'll call home."

Xu Yi threatened.

Less than three seconds later, Huang Lu sent a message back.

"Brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied to you!"

"But these scumbags are so clingy, I just can't shake them off!"

"Waaah, they're clinging to the Huang family's name, I really don't dare to show my face, I can only ask you to deal with them!"

Huang Lu bombarded Xu Yi with a barrage of messages, her crying emojis completely overwhelming his screen.

Clingy?

Is this a piece of trash trying to ride on the Huang family's coattails?

After a moment, Xu Yi finally understood.

During the two weeks he was busy reorganizing the Huangmen Chicken, Huang Lu was also busy with important matters, such as establishing a family Foundation.

As soon as the Foundation was established, a whole bunch of so-called relatives who had no connection whatsoever appeared, asking to raise funds and borrow money.

Huang Lu was so bothered by this that she asked him for help.

This so-called Family Banquet, supposedly to raise the bar and require verification of funds, is actually just a self-inflicted struggle by these worthless relatives.

The Huang family is so wealthy, of course they can't just let anyone try to associate with them.

Only those who are rich enough can get in!

They don't feel ashamed at all; in fact, they're extremely proud of themselves!

How much money can you lend to a poor relative? At most, a million or two. Isn't that a waste of opportunity?

If you want to borrow money, you'd need to borrow tens or hundreds of millions, or even more!

"Everyone, when exactly is Miss Huang arriving?"

"When she arrives, everyone, don't be shy, but don't ask for anything less than a billion."

"The timid starve, the bold feast!"

The banquet began, but everyone ignored the lavish meal and excitedly discussed how to take down the Huang family.

Xu Yi had Lobster in his left hand, a sea cucumber in his right, and a large crab in his arms.

"Bro, why are you just eating and not saying anything?"

"I asked excitedly."

"Say what?"

"What's the point of talking to a bunch of scum like you?"

"If you want to make money, why don't you do it yourself? You just want to piggyback on other people's success?"

"Swish, swish, swish! If you guys are so eager to be clingy, why don't you go be a speed bump on the highway and stick to big trucks?"

Xu Yi grumbled and cursed.

He rarely gets truly angry, but this time he really couldn't take it anymore.

Huang Lu is not a stingy person.

Even if they aren't relatives, she'll lend a helping hand if someone is in real trouble, like that little cute girl.

They were not related by blood, but because they felt sorry for her, they offered their help.

But these so-called relatives?

"No, who are you? We're asking Miss Huang for a loan, do you have to be so rude?"

Some people were so angered by the criticism that they started cursing at Xu Yi.

"You can't stand us, but how good are you? Didn't you get in here too?"

"You've lost hundreds of millions, do you even deserve to talk to us?"

"Someone like you would be lucky if you didn't end up begging in a few days, and you still have the nerve to tell us what to do?"

The Big Peony also adopted a strange and unsettling tone.

"Oh? My stocks dropped, so I'm not qualified to talk to you?"

"If my stocks go up, can I say so?"

Xu Yi put down the Lobster and wiped the sauce off his mouth.

"If you've got the guts, then shut up and actually make a profit! Hundreds of stocks are hitting their daily limit down. If you can actually make a profit, I'll kneel down and call you 'daddy'!"

Just as Big Peony was about to sneer, she saw Xu Yi suddenly pull out something.

What's this? A little gold box?

This kid's already lost hundreds of millions, and he still has money to buy pure gold? It's probably just gold-plated junk!