Background Editor: I'm Just Playing the Pity Card, Why Are You All So Anxious?
Chapter 221

Bro, speaking of being positive

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Xu Yi was shocked.

The Livestream Viewers were moved.

That's incredibly considerate of the Boss!

This is so safe! It's like the Boss is protected without any worries!

But to be honest, it's safe, but it's a bit suffocating.

People hire security so they can enjoy their freedom!

"This guy who hired security is probably afraid of losing his freedom!"

"It's better to go to jail now than sooner or later!"

"You have to say those big shots are farsighted and have foresight! Getting a taste of the prison system twenty years in advance laid a good foundation, so they wouldn't be unaccustomed to the real thing when they got in!"

"Brothers, you're still too young. As the esteemed Association President, how could you possibly mistreat yourself? Who says only one person can be imprisoned here?"

"Holy crap, the guy upstairs is spot on!"

Livestream Viewers were quick to complain.

Xu Yi stared wide-eyed at the comments section.

Could this Livestream Viewers have actually been right?

It looks like a prison, but is it really a prison atmosphere?

This Association President really knows how to have fun!

"Hey bro, how about we make a deal? Let me in, okay?"

"The Association is in complete chaos. You, the Association President, probably won't be around for long!"

Xu Yi got down to business.

Unless absolutely necessary, we should not resort to force.

Besides, the security guards were so dedicated to their duties, he felt bad about causing them any trouble.

The security job is already fraught with perpetual darkness; if he were to assault someone, wouldn't his life be far too miserable?

"Brother, it's not that I won't let you in, it's just that guarding this door is my job!"

"If I open the door for you, my work record will be tarnished. How am I supposed to advance my career or find a new job?"

As the young man spoke, he picked up the stun gun, pressed the switch, and it emitted a series of crackling sparks.

Amidst the flashing sparks, Xu Yi silently retreated three or four meters.

He had initially wanted to be understanding, but seeing the other person's methods, he realized that his small frame simply couldn't be understanding.

Seeing that Xu Yi remained silent, the security guard's expression turned serious.

Is this kid trying to fight me?

Are you kidding me? Do you think he's easy to bully?

A martial arts champion, forced to work as a security guard in this dark and gloomy passageway, has been suppressing his emotions for so long that he's almost developed Depression. Today, he can finally unleash his full potential.

Just as he was about to display his martial arts skills, Xu Yi suddenly said:

"Brother, what do you think is the point of life?"

"Is it because they are extremely wealthy?"

"Is it because he has a large number of wives and concubines?"

"Or is it a harmonious family?"

"Or to make a name for oneself?"

The Xu Yi opened his mouth, he spoke like an old philosopher.

This question immediately eased the tense atmosphere considerably.

But Xu Yi's expression remained serious, as if this issue concerned the future development of events.

The young man looked puzzled.

Life goals?

"My life goals are to be born with immense wealth, then have a harem of wives and concubines, then achieve great success, and finally have a harmonious family?"

The young man's opening remarks clearly indicated that he wanted both.

After saying that, the young man seemed a little embarrassed.

Am I being too greedy?

"However, I believe that as long as I work hard, I will definitely achieve my life goals!"

"Although I am currently living in darkness, I will one day bring glory to my ancestors!"

The more the young man spoke, the straighter his back became.

He's diligent and conscientious, and he loves what he does. With such a down-to-earth attitude, how could he not become wealthy?

The old Association President told him personally that as long as he worked himself to the bone, he would definitely make a name for himself.

The old Association President entrusted his life to him, would he betray him?

Absolutely not.

"Hard work guarantees money? Hard work guarantees success? What a bunch of born workhorses!"

"To rise above others, bring glory to one's ancestors, and even have a harem of wives and concubines, it's not something that can be achieved just by talking about it. There's a prerequisite for all of this. Do you know what it is?"

Xu Yi looked mysterious.

You see, everyone wants to get ahead and everyone wants to have a harem.

As soon as Xu Yi finished speaking, the young man became excited.

Has he met a benefactor?

Should the other party tell him the secret?

"Tell me, what's the premise for this?"

The young man asked excitedly.

The two stared at each other, wide-eyed.

The young man had an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

Xu Yi opened his mouth, about to give the answer, but suddenly gave a strange smile and remained silent.

"???"

The young man looked completely bewildered.

The Livestream Viewers in the Livestream Room were all going crazy.

"Holy crap! I've already torn my clothes, and now you're not going to continue?"

"I'm not pretending anymore. I also want a harem of wives and concubines. Tell me quickly, what's the prerequisite for this!"

"What other ways can a grown man make money besides being a beast of burden? He can't possibly become a gigolo, can he?"

"Do you think being a gigolo is easy? Do you think finding a sugar daddy is so easy?"

"If I don't want to be a duck, I can't be an anteater, can I?"

"It could also be dishwater!"

"I heard you can use it as Steel Wool Ball too!"

"Wait, wait, wait, I'm starting to fall behind you guys? I understand the Steel Wool Ball, but what's with the anteater and the boiling water?"

"Damn, looks like I haven't been surfing the internet enough. I really can't understand these slang terms!"

Upon hearing about shortcuts to success and secrets to wealth, the Livestream Viewers went completely wild.

Before the young man could even speak, a whole bunch of things were already being said in the Livestream Room.

Xu Yi stared at the screen without saying a word.

While the Livestream Viewers were somewhat abstract, they weren't entirely abstract either; at least they got some of it right.

The atmosphere in the corridor gradually became tense and awkward, with a hint of chill.

Although the young man didn't say anything, the goosebumps on his body betrayed his true thoughts.

"Brother, I'm here to work as a security guard. I sell my skills, not my body. Besides, what are you doing looking at me like that, you grown man? There's no way I'll submit to you!"

I am morally upright!

"No, brother, please say something! Don't look at me like that, it's scaring me!"

The young man stared at Xu Yi, his body beginning to tremble uncontrollably.

He shook his head, he took a step back, but he had nowhere to go.

Behind him was the main gate; the passageway could only accommodate two people at a time, and he dared not move forward.

"Relax, my orientation is perfectly normal, I would never do anything to you!"

Xu Yi offered words of comfort.

"That's good. I really can't handle it anymore. If you really want to come in, you should make an appointment in advance!"

The young man said.

Making money is important, but having a clean reputation is more important.

"An appointment is out of the question. Speaking of appointments, would you like to make an appointment with me?"

Xu Yi spoke.

[Negative emotions +100]

Holy crap?

Can the topic be turned around like this?

Why is the transition so abrupt?

The appointment he mentioned was with the Boss. Why was this guy targeting me?

"I don't want to!"

The young man said through gritted teeth.

"If you don't want to go, then you don't. People should be positive and optimistic, right? By the way, speaking of being positive?"

"I'm not enthusiastic either!"

"If you're not proactive, fine. I have something even more advanced here. Oh, speaking of advanced..."

"I'm not high-class either!"

"You don't want that, you don't want this, do you even want to make money?"

Xu Yi looked displeased.

"What does this have to do with making money? I make a lot of money doing security work!"

The young man couldn't take it anymore and was on the verge of pointing at Xu Yi and cursing him out.

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