Guys, I'm Seriously Losing It

"With so little money, you still dream of having a harem and getting ahead in life?"

"Actually, there's only one shortcut, isn't there? You want to know? Well, I'll tell you!"

Xu Yi held up one finger, bringing the atmosphere to its peak.

The young man looked excited.

Is it finally time to reveal the truth?

He's been teased for so long, he's almost losing his patience!

"Tell me quickly, what's the secret?"

"It's very simple. The secret is to make money, make lots and lots of money!"

Xu Yi said calmly.

"Do I need to tell you how to make more money? Isn't that obvious?"

"How can making more money be considered nonsense?"

"You think I don't know that making more money leads to success and having a harem? I'm asking you how you make more money!"

"The path was already prepared for you; if you didn't seize it, who can you blame?"

Xu Yi shrugged, while the young man trembled with anger.

None of you guys understand, the streamer's tricks are too much, he got played!

Doesn't he know that being a gigolo is a quick way to make money?

What he wants is a way to make money quickly and comfortably...

Okay, that's definitely a bit shameless.

But so what!

He wanted to strangle Xu Yi.

"Brother, don't be angry. I'm just telling the truth. Do you expect to have it both ways?"

Xu Yi was speechless.

He'd already laid out the shortcut; if the young man didn't choose it, what could he do?

"Is there really no other way for me to go besides this road?"

"Can't I work and earn money? Can't I go to work and try to earn money?"

The young man was still unwilling to give up and clung to unrealistic fantasies.

"Good question, good ambition!"

"The donkey that pushes the millstone and the oxen and horses that plow the fields think the same way you do: as long as you work hard, you'll have enough to eat and drink sooner or later!"

"Cry your heart out today, Boss Land Rover!"

"Work overtime today, and you'll be lying on the floor tomorrow!"

Every overworked ox or horse dreams of the day when they no longer have to be one.

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As soon as Xu Yi finished speaking, the system's voice echoed in his ears.

Xu Yi shrugged, feeling helpless.

He only said a few harsh words, and the young man's mentality exploded. When he actually becomes a beast of burden, gets sick from overwork, and is then fired, won't he be devastated?

"I don't believe it! I don't believe my Boss is so heartless!"

"If I protect the Association President's safety, he will definitely reward me handsomely!"

The young man said excitedly.

The Association President told him that as long as he worked hard, he would definitely be given a chance.

Xu Yi's statement is completely slanderous.

The Boss couldn't possibly be that bad!

"Young man, you actually believed the Boss? You've really stumbled upon something extraordinary in your life!"

"I suggest you see a doctor. You don't need to check for any physical problems; just go straight to the neurology department at the hospital and get your IQ checked!"

"Also, after you leave the hospital, it's best to get a disability certificate from the Disabled Persons' Federation!"

"If the Disabled Persons' Federation says you don't meet the standards, record what you just said and play it for them. I believe they'll at least give you a Level 1 disability certificate!"

"With your IQ, even if you make money, you'll just be a victim of fraud, and you'll end up on the community fraud case list sooner or later!"

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Xu Yi's relentless barrage of sarcastic remarks made the young man tremble all over.

That's outrageous!

What did he do wrong?

He simply said a few nice things about the Boss, first saying he wasn't smart enough, then saying he was easily fooled.

That's going too far!

"If I can't argue with you, do you think I can't beat you?"

The young man completely lost his guard, turned on the stun gun, and made a move to pounce on Xu Yi.

Livestream Viewers gasped, as if they could see Xu Yi convulsing on the ground after being electrocuted.

You may be good with words, but I know a thing or two about martial arts!

But Xu Yi remained calm and simply raised his hand, and a string of green appeared on the screen, immediately stunning the young man.

What is this?

"The Association President's stocks?"

"You photoshopped this picture, didn't you? How could someone as capable as our Association President possibly end up with everything in the red and lose all his money?"

The young man was shocked.

As a high-achieving young man who dreams of financial freedom, he naturally studies stocks and even made an investment.

Although I didn't make much money, fortunately I didn't lose much either.

"Fake?"

"I can fake pictures, but can I fake bank accounts?"

"You trusted him so much, but did he tell you that he's stuck with losses and his stock account has less than three thousand yuan left?"

"He's amazing? He really is amazing! Someone like the King of Taxes,' who attacks the right brain with his left, one second on the other, and dares to believe that he's so good, even betting over 20 million on him to win—who can be more amazing than him?"

For Xu Yi, hacking into the Association President's account was a piece of cake.

He could easily breach even the Douyin system, let alone a heavily indebted and broken account.

Upon seeing the truth, the young man's mental state completely collapsed.

"More than 20 million, and you're left with only 3,000?"

"It's a real shame. He's already so rich, and he's still going to waste his time on nonsense?"

"Of all people to believe, why did he have to believe that damned Ten Thousand Taxes Earthly Lord?"

"It's not surprising that a pig standing in the right place at the right time can fly, but I've never seen a pig so stupid as to throw away its entire fortune!"

The young man was completely devastated.

He used to not believe anything Xu Yi said, but now that the chairman's wealth has faded, Association President no longer sees him as a big shot.

"Six hundred and sixty-six. No wonder that Association President likes green; it seems he was stimulated by the stock market?"

"Poor guy, he mistook his wealth for personal charm!"

"Investing in stocks is already very risky, and now people still believe in Wang, the King of the Republic of China? Aren't they just asking to be fleeced?"

"Over 20 million yuan, spending the day Doesn't Eat Cilantro, the night eating Yoga Pants from Outer Five Counties, and occasionally enjoying a Lobster feast—making money like that every day, it might not be enough to spend it all in ten years, and then investing it in stocks?"

"I'm not afraid of you wasting money, I'm afraid of you working hard! If you keep working hard, you'll really become a slave!"

"That's good too. Don't rich people like to use 'work hard' to manipulate working people? Since you like working so much, now you can join the army of delivery drivers and work hard for the rest of your life!"

"Waaaah, those damn rich people! When will this wind blow my way? I want to be a pig riding the wave too!"

While cursing the Association President for being a pig-brain, the Livestream Viewers lamented that they weren't that pig.

Looking at the chaotic Livestream Room, Xu Yi had a series of question marks on his forehead.

What's wrong with these Livestream Viewers?

He targeted the security guard; why are the Livestream Viewers getting involved?

Besides, in the current stock market, even Stock God would fail, let alone Association President.

"Brothers, look on the bright side. Being broke is better than being in debt, isn't it?"

Xu Yi shrugged and began to comfort his Livestream Viewers.

Lying flat like a salted fish is certainly boring, but it's better than being fish meat on a cutting board, right?

The Livestream Viewers nodded silently, but they still felt uneasy no matter how they listened.

Depend on!

We may be broke, but you, Xu Chu rich!

Who's family with you?