Guys, This Dog Isn't Getting Enough to Eat at Your Place, Is He?

As soon as they arrived at the Taekwondo Club, they heard all kinds of laughter coming from inside.

Every now and then, they could also hear a few coquettish protests that clearly belonged to a girl.

"Wow... The fighting in there sounds intense." Xu Yi said in surprise.

Little Fatty clenched his fists tightly. "That's my girlfriend's voice! Damn it... Those animals!!"

His entire body beside them was trembling violently. It was obvious that he was truly furious.

"It's fine, Ox-head Fatty. It's just your girlfriend getting stolen away.

She's an athlete, after all, so her physical endurance is beyond that of ordinary people. The bike you couldn't bear to ride, she could stand up and pedal."

Negative Emotion Points +50

"Stop talking. You're making me even sadder. Whenever I imagine that scene now, my lovesickness hurts so much."

"I was comforting you."

"Is that how you comfort people?"

"Uh... Think about it this way. At least your girlfriend suffered too. If someone stood up and pedaled that bike, could it possibly be fine afterward?"

"Ahhh!"

Negative Emotion Points +100

Little Fatty completely broke down.

The viewers, however, were delighted.

Xu Yi really knew how to comfort people. He knew exactly what words would hurt the most.

You're all laughing, while I'm the only one crying. A friend of mine really went through something like this. I feel so sorry for him. Boohoohoo...

If I'd been a delinquent in middle school, an athlete in high school, a rapper in college, then served two years as a conscript after graduation, retired to become an instructor, and finally became an esports player after I couldn't keep doing that—would I be able to find a girlfriend?

All I can say is, bro, you've got way too much life experience! Don't worry about whether you can find a girlfriend. Worry more about your kidneys.

Hehe~ What if I got a tan, spoke fluent English, and told every girl I met that her eyes were as beautiful as the stars? How would you respond to that, sir?

That's impossible to compete with. There's really no comparison.

Xu Yi consoled Ox-head Fatty for several more minutes. After making sure the other man was thoroughly broken, he dragged him into the Taekwondo Club.

Why did he have to make him break down?

Obviously, it was to turn grief into strength and launch a more ferocious revenge against the bull-headed army.

With Little Fatty's bulk, even without practicing martial arts, he could take on several people at once.

The main problem was that he was too cowardly. If he had been a little more manly and courageous, his girlfriend wouldn't have run off.

What?

You're saying I'm doing this for those few Emotion Points?!

Say that again? (Husky pointing at someone.jpg)

"You?"

The moment the two sides met, the tension was drawn tight and the air reeked of gunpowder.

But Little Fatty's slightly trembling legs still gave him away.

"You fat bastard, what are you doing here? Haven't you been beaten up enough times already?"

"Plenty... I've had enough."

Xu Yi made a full foreigner-slapping-his-face.jpg expression.

"Man, perk up and don't embarrass yourself!" Xu Yi encouraged him.

"But they outnumber us. Besides, you're the substitute fighter I hired. Shouldn't you be the one to go?"

Xu Yi shook his head and said earnestly, "It'll be easy for me to beat them. It'll only take a minute."

"A minute for them to beat you flat?" Little Fatty countered.

"Shut up! It'll be easy for me to beat them. I'm doing this so you can truly stand up and defeat your inner demon. As long as you let your girlfriend see your domineering side, won't she come running back to you?"

"Really...?"

"Hongdou ni. Girls admire strength. You're so weak—who would want to be with you?"

After listening to Xu Yi's brainwashing, Little Fatty's eyes transformed into unparalleled determination.

"Fine!"

"Let me be brave one more time, for... love!!"

Little Fatty then faced the crowd, his eyes fierce. "Listen up, all of you. I'm here to take back everything I lost."

What a painfully chuuni line.

"Give me back my girlfriend!"

Silence~

The entire hall fell silent~

The Taekwondo Club members looked at him with pity, almost as if they were staring at an idiot.

The club president, who was leading them, said helplessly, "Bro, it's not that I don't want to return her to you. It's just that your girlfriend is like a plaster stuck to my skin. I can't shake her off no matter what I do."

Sure enough, the girl was acting like a lovesick fool, her arms wrapped around the club president's.

Ox-head Fatty: "???"

"Lily... I don't believe it! Did you bewitch her? You must have used some kind of evil magic to stop her from leaving."

Jin Wang sighed. "Really, I didn't. Don't underestimate a man's post-orgasm clarity, okay?"

Negative Emotion Points +200

Little Fatty began to doubt his own ears. "You... you two?"

"Yeah, we did it. It was nothing special."

"Ah!"

Little Fatty felt as though he had fallen into an icy abyss. He could almost hear a flock of sheep bleating above his head.

Jin Wang: "Don't believe me? See for yourself."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jin Wang slapped Lily across the face.

"Get lost. I'm sick of you. Your boyfriend just came looking for you, so go back with him."

Lily glanced at Little Fatty, undisguised disgust in her eyes.

"He's been my ex-boyfriend for a long time. You're my boyfriend, big brother."

"Get lost. I haven't even said I'm giving you a title. Don't claim a relationship on your own."

Jin Wang shot him a disdainful glance. "See? This isn't my fault. I can't shake her off even when I try.

Bro... this dog isn't getting enough to eat at your place, is he?"

"You... you, you..."

Little Fatty was trembling with rage and cold fury, unable to speak coherently.

One moment of courage had brought him a lifetime of regret.

Animals!

Even Xu Yi couldn't stand watching anymore. What had my bro Fatty done wrong?

Did they really have to humiliate him like this?

Come to think of it, was she really not getting enough to eat?

Sigh~ As it happens, I have a homemade little potion here.

A teasing smile tugged at the corner of Jin Wang's mouth. "If there's nothing else, hurry up and leave. Traditional Martial Arts are trash, and people who practice Traditional Martial Arts are trash too. When you round it off... practicing Traditional Martial Arts makes a person useless."

"Hahahaha..."

The other club members burst into wild laughter.

"I'll fucking kill you!"

Those words were the last spark, completely igniting Little Fatty's powder keg.

Before anyone could react, he charged at Jin Wang like a crazed bull.

Poof~

Jin Wang was caught off guard and knocked to the ground.

Little Fatty threw his entire body on top of him, nearly crushing the shit out of him.

The other members hurried over to help, pulling Little Fatty away and restraining him.

Ugh~

Jin Wang no longer wore his earlier mocking expression. His face darkened as he glared viciously at Xu Yi and Little Fatty.

"Lock the doors!"

"If you two can walk out of this entrance today, I'll take your surname."

Little Fatty smiled and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.

"Brother, you were right. Some inner demons still need to be dealt with personally. That felt great.

"But sorry for dragging you into this. I'll try my best to draw their fire later. Escape while things are chaotic.

"I'll transfer the two-thousand-yuan deposit to you as soon as I get out."

Xu Yi smiled without saying anything. Instead, he reached out and pulled Little Fatty to his feet.

"Rule number one for part-time jobs: You can't have zero positive reviews. You have to diligently complete the task the client assigned."

Little Fatty froze, but still argued, "Don't. It's only two thousand yuan. Why risk your life over it? I'll add another five hundred."

Jin Wang laughed angrily. "Fine, fine. If I can't let even one of you escape today, then I'm this."

He raised his pinky.

"I've practiced Traditional Martial Arts too, so hearing you belittle them really pisses me off." Xu Yi spoke coldly.

"Oh? You've practiced too? Then fight me one-on-one. I'll give you a chance to prove Traditional Martial Arts." Jin Wang sneered.

Lily wore a contemptuous expression. "Traditional Martial Arts practitioners should stop trying to leech off Taekwondo. I practiced it for so many years—what a waste of my youth.

"Now that I practice Taekwondo, I finally realize that Korean culture is the coolest."

Xu Yi couldn't be bothered to listen to her rambling. He turned his hand over and dialed a number.

Jin Wang: "What? Can't beat us, so you're calling for help? But I'm afraid you'll be disappointed. In the entire school, our Taekwondo Club is at the peak of combat power."