Xu Yi: Principal, I Miss My Father Again

"Is that so?" Xu Yi smiled playfully.

He then seriously communicated with the person on the other end of the line.

"Principal, I'm missing my father again..."

"???"

Upon hearing Xu Yi's words, the Principal's sphincter tightened, and he nervously asked, "What's wrong? Did someone bully you, Xiao Yi?"

"It's not many people bullying me, just over a dozen."

"A dozen people!"

The Principal felt like the sky was about to collapse.

"They came with the intention of killing me. It's perfect, I'll get to see my father too, that's great."

"Xu Yi, Xiao Yi. Send me your location, and I'll be there immediately! Don't be scared... The Principal is the one who should be scared now.

Oh, right. Just telling me about this is enough, don't bother Uncle Yu or Uncle Li."

"Okay."

The Principal hung up the phone and didn't dare to delay.

He casually found an assistant and drove towards the location.

"How's it going, kid? Have you chosen who to fight one-on-one?" Jin Wang asked.

"Let's wait a bit longer, the people I called are arriving soon." Xu Yi said unhurriedly.

"Hahaha. No matter how many come, they'll be wiped out."

Little Fatty looked worried. "Brother, can the people you called fight?"

"No."

"Huh? Then aren't you just bringing trouble to them by calling them?"

"But at the very least, they can help me share half the damage."

"..."

The members of the Taekwondo Club began to warm up.

Perhaps to show off, Jin Wang had someone hold a target at a height of two people, then he jumped up and kicked it away.

"How about that? Can you withstand twenty years of training in this one kick?"

Following that was a 720° spinning kick, and various flashy performances.

Xu Yi turned to look at Little Fatty. "Fighting against Taekwondo is quite dangerous."

Jin Wang: "That's true."

"The match hasn't even started, and the opponent has to pay them twenty thousand first."

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

"Hahahaha..."

Little Fatty couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"You're looking for death!"

Jin Wang's expression turned sinister. "I won't give you any more time to choose. Zhao Xiao, go fight him. Go easy on the force, just enough to keep him in bed."

"Got it, Club President."

Just as he took a step forward, the main door was violently kicked open.

Principal: "Everyone stop!"

"Principal?"

Jin Wang was stunned for a moment, then quickly jogged forward.

"Principal, why are you here? Don't worry, our Taekwondo Club will represent the school in the competition this time, and we'll definitely get a ranking."

The Principal gave him a cold look and said sternly, "I heard you were going to fight him?"

Jin Wang froze for a moment, then replied, "No. It's just a friendly spar, a martial arts exchange."

The Principal didn't speak but walked around the hall twice.

"The fire safety is not up to standard. Starting from now, you are suspended for rectification. The resumption time will be announced by higher authorities."

Jin Wang: "???"

Jin Wang became anxious. "No, Principal, we just bought fire extinguishers online, they'll arrive in a couple of days. Please give us a chance..."

The Principal glanced at him. "Then you go stand by the door first."

Jin Wang happily ran to the door.

"You stepped out the door with your left foot first. Your Taekwondo Club is disqualified."

"???"

Before the crowd could recover from their shock, the Principal had already arrived in front of Xu Yi.

"Xiao Yi, are you satisfied with how this was handled?"

"Thank you, Principal."

The Principal immediately showed a satisfied smile.

[Negative Emotion Points +30]

[Negative Emotion Points +30]

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

[...]

Seriously, man, if you were this powerful, why didn't you say so earlier?

Xu Yi walked up to Jin Wang, looking down at him from above. "Fighting is useless. When you come out, you need connections and power."

Jin Wang nodded in a daze. "Yes, brother. I spoke too loudly to you just now, I'm sorry."

Xu Yi smiled. A one-on-one fight?

How childish!

Who fights one-on-one in the adult world? You crush them with your connections first.

"I never take the subway, do you know why?"

Jin Wang: "Why?"

"Because it's too crowded (too many machines), my friend."

"There were ten lotuses in the pond behind, now only one is left."

"Huh?"

"Go pick a lotus, my friend!"

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

Jin Wang swore he had never wanted to hit someone so badly. Xu Yi was the first.

But he was too powerful. He didn't deserve it...

[My tears of envy are flowing, why don't I have connections?]

[I've been hanging my good buddy upside down and beating him for two days and two nights, and he still won't admit he has connections.]

[Isn't Xu Yi a bit too arrogant and overbearing?]

[If I had Xu Yi's connections, I wouldn't eat beef anymore!]

At this moment, Little Fatty was looking at Xu Yi with a serious and admiring gaze.

"Brother, you didn't say you had these connections either."

"Ah, it's just a bit of worldly experience. You can go get your girlfriend back now."

Ox-head Fatty, however, wore a look of utter disgust. "No, no, I'm a germaphobe."

"Alright. Then why did you fight just now?"

"That was a fight for my dignity, not for a woman."

Applause if you understand~

Although Xu Yi said it was fine, the Principal was still uneasy. He cleared his throat and continued, "Who is your coach? Have him come over."

"Our coach is Jin Debiao."

The Principal was taken aback. "You mean the one from the national sports team?"

"Mhm..."

"Then have him come over quickly, regardless of whether he's selling bananas or fixing cars right now..."

Wait, why did I say that?

It could be said that the power of a university principal was quite substantial.

With just one phone call, Jin Debiao rushed over in a hurry.

"What's the matter, Principal? I've been busy with international competitions and haven't been paying enough attention to the students."

The Principal glanced at Jin Wang, then at Xu Yi.

"The fire safety is not up to standard, and there are significant hygiene issues. The electrical wiring is old and poses a safety hazard."

Jin Debiao listened to the Principal's speech in a daze, realizing this was clearly targeting their Taekwondo Club.

What's going on?

Jin Wang cowered. "We just offended the Principal's relative."

How dare you!

Jin Debiao was furious. "I told you a thousand times, a million times. Before you fight someone, do a background check first. Did you all just ignore me?"

"Do you still remember the Taekwondo Club's core principles?"

Jin Wang lowered his head. "Yes."

"Recite them."

"Uh..."

"Hurry up!"

"When you fight, you need to keep your eyes open. Don't fight the rich, don't fight those with connections, because you can't win. Don't fight the sick, because they'll extort you. Don't fight the strong, because you can't beat them.

Don't fight gossips, because they'll cyberbully you. Don't fight the weak either, because there's no point in beating them.

And don't fight 'little fairies,' because they'll get posted on the confession wall."

Jin Debiao sighed again. "If you know all this, why did you still fight?"

"Coach, we were wrong."

"Oh, come on, you still have to fight. Otherwise, what's the point of martial arts?"

"Who is this brat telling me what to do?"

"Coach, he's that relative of the Principal."

"You're absolutely right!"

Xu Yi said, "Hey Zhao Xiao, let's have a match."

Little Fatty quickly grabbed him. "No, bro, isn't this all over? Why do we still need to fight?"

I took a proxy fighting job. How can I not fight? Using my background is like cheating; I usually don't resort to it.

"Bro, you've already done so much, I'm really grateful."

"No way!"

Xu Yi waved his hand. "Making 2,500 for just one phone call? I can't make money with a clear conscience. I have to proxy fight today."

Little Fatty was about to cry.

Bro, don't mess with the new account!

If you get so much as a scratch, the Principal will skin me alive.

Xu Yi's expression turned extremely serious. "They're only submitting to me out of fear. They haven't truly accepted defeat.

Don't you want to prove the worth of Traditional Martial Arts?"