The Old Divine Doctor-Believe It or Not?
"Sorry!"
"I was so blind just now, I thought I'd stumbled into the Saint Mother City. Turns out it's just a blind man at a market, everyone's blind."
"You guys are the only ones who know how to donate money?"
"This kid is 100% genuine, a real fraud with absolutely no natural talent, can't you tell?"
Xu Yi's face turned as black as charcoal, and he went all out.
He had just tried to remind these people, but they started cursing at him first.
[Negative emotions +100]
Xu Yi's words completely blew up the elderly folks' tempers.
Yes!
This kid might be a scammer!
But the elderly couple meant well; couldn't you have spoken to them politely?
Did we start the insults?
So what?
Young people have to be patient!
"Young man, who are you calling blind?"
"You're so young, yet you have no compassion, and you speak so filthyly!"
"They've already lost both their parents, and you're still here spewing insults at them. Are you even human?"
"He was covered in blood, how could it be fake?"
"If I don't teach you a lesson today, it would be an absolute crime!"
An elderly man wearing a short-sleeved shirt walked up, followed by two elderly women. For some reason, the man suddenly became agitated.
"Brother Liu, you're such a good person!"
"I didn't wear my red armband today, otherwise I would definitely have danced the Yangko to cheer you on!"
The two older women behind him looked like fangirls, letting out adoring screams, which gave Xu Yi goosebumps.
"Don't worry, girls, I can handle these youngsters all by myself!"
Old Man Liu pulled out his belt, only to be proven wrong right after boasting.
Because he saw Xu Yi pull out two small, powerful Little Whip from his back, with barbs.
No.
Even with his high resistance, the old man couldn't withstand this kind of stimulation.
But it's okay.
Although Old Man Liu was old and had lost all his strength after the age of thirty-five, he was stubborn as ever.
"Hilarious! If I were thirty years younger, I'd beat you to a pulp!"
"A young man who doesn't find a job and just hangs around the Film and Television Association —he's obviously a bad boy looking to go astray and be kept by a sugar daddy!"
Relying on his seniority and the number of his men, Old Man Liu spewed insults at Xu Yi, wishing he could turn Xu Yi into a sieve.
"No job? I'm the Association President of the Film and Television Association, and you're telling me I'm unemployed?"
"And you believed him when he said his parents were both dead? He even showed you his household registration booklet?"
Xu Yi was speechless.
He felt it was a waste of time to argue with these senile old men, so he simply took a picture of his work ID, which stunned everyone.
What the hell.
Is he really the Association President?
Such a large organization, Association President is so young?
The two elderly women looked at the old man with disdain.
"Brother Liu, didn't you say you had a discerning eye? How come you're slandering people?"
"How did I slander anyone? Would a big organization like the Film and Television Association let a mere kid like him be its Association President?"
The old man's only remaining strength was his mouth; how could we possibly shatter even that last shred of dignity?
He rushed to the conman's side, pointed to the blood on his body, and said:
"Look at this child, he looks so honest, how could he possibly lie?"
The Little Liar nodded, his face full of grievance.
"Kind people, I would never lie to you!"
Although I am an orphan, you are all my benefactors!
"If I'm lying, may my parents die a violent death!"
The man burst into tears.
???
"Young man, I'm helping you, how can you repay kindness with enmity?"
Old Man Liu was shocked!
You can cry later!
It seems we've found the reason why your parents died!
Everyone quickly stepped back, and no one dared to approach the Little Liar.
No, that won't work.
They were already old and frail, their lives were not tough enough, and if they were cursed by that Little Liar, who knows if they could even make it through the year.
"Children may not know how to speak properly and may offend people, but that just proves they are honest!"
To save face, Old Man Liu stubbornly shouted.
"Such an honest child, I'm willing to adopt him as my godson!"
"Ah?"
Everyone was utterly shocked.
How tough must you be to dare take this kind of person as your godson?
If he's really lying, wouldn't you die instantly?
The Little Liar looked at Old Man Liu, deeply moved.
What a kind old man.
What a simple mind.
What a kind old comrade!
It's decided.
I'm going to lie to you today.
If I don't swindle you out of everything, I'll be doing a disservice to your saintly heart.
Xu Yi was speechless.
He was at his wit's end and was about to see if anyone had any ideas, but when he glanced at the screen, he found that his Livestream Viewers were even more frustrated than he was.
"Can't be helped, this pig-brain is impossible to manage!"
"I've seen people willingly sacrifice their parents, but I've never seen someone sacrifice themselves as their parents!"
That's it, there's nothing the Livestream Viewers can do.
It seems the only option is to contact the system.
Otherwise, if this continues, the Film and Television Association will be tarnished again.
"System, ten consecutive draws!"
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn a giant Southeast Giant Centipede! A great tonic for men!"
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have won a box of Southern Giant Cockroach!"
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have won a piece of experience from the legendary healer!"
"..."
After two ten-pulls, Xu Yi looked at the system rewards and let out a cold laugh.
That's why they say system rewards are always top-notch.
This amazing doctor is simply the perfect weapon against senility!
If the system provided real doctor experience, Xu Yi would turn around and leave, even if it meant abandoning the car.
But the system happens to provide the experience of a seasoned con artist.
When it comes to medical treatment, quack doctors are not an option.
But when it comes to fooling old folks, they can practically dig up details like whether they wet the bed when they were three years old.
When doctors examine patients, they have to painstakingly analyze the condition and confirm the symptoms before they can prescribe the right medicine. They also have to consider a gradual approach to avoid the medicine being too strong and damaging other organs of the elderly.
In those old gangster movies, a couple of sentences are enough for Veterinary Drugs to shove up hormones, antibiotics, and painkillers—the dosage is so high it can suppress any disease. Even Veterinarian who treat cattle would tremble at the sight of that.
This isn't treating a patient; it's clearly cutting off your lifespan limit.
While Xu Yi was absorbing the experience, Old Man Liu and the Little Liar developed a mutual respect.
Old Man Liu felt his back was straight again, and he was able to get back into shape.
The Little Liar thought the old men were too easy to fool and had found a new target for making money. He stared at Xu Yi's car with a hostile look, planning to extort a few hundred thousand yuan.
But just then, he saw Xu Yi take out his phone and show a bunch of photos.
"To be honest, besides being a member of the Film and Television Association, I'm also a traditional Chinese Traditional Chinese Medicine —it's my family's secret weapon!"
"You don't believe me? Then look at this photo. We have so many old family banners that they could fill a whole house. Still don't believe me? Then look at this—sacks and sacks of thank-you notes!"
The Old Divine Doctor's three-pronged attack immediately stunned everyone.
The Old Divine Doctor didn't care about treatment efficacy; he only cared about his family's reputation and his main selling point was that he was a miracle doctor among the people.
"Ahhhhh! I've finally seen a real miracle doctor! You have to treat my illness!"
"I have rheumatism, and the hospital said it's an autoimmune deficiency that's incurable. I knew they were all liars! Miracle doctor, please take a look at me! I'm willing to give you my entire retirement pension!"
"Young Divine Doctor, I have avascular necrosis of the femoral head, do you have any plasters? Could you get me some?"
The elderly people immediately surrounded Xu Yi, offering him money from their wallets.