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Chapter 231

The Divine Doctor Treats a Patient

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"High!"

"Those educated people are truly superior!"

"No wonder he became the Association President the Film and Television Association at such a young age; how could he be so good at lying?"

The Little Liar watched Xu Yi's performance from behind, his lips twitching as he listened, wishing he could slap these old people.

If rheumatism is not an autoimmune disease, then what is it?

And what about those with avascular necrosis of the femoral head? You don't get surgery, you just use plasters to treat it—where's your brain?

Don't trust hospitals, but trust Little Liar?

My life is truly over!

Wait a minute! I'm a fraud myself!

Holy crap, you can do that?

[Shock Points +100]

Xu Yi's actions broadened the Little Liar's horizons.

To gain people's trust, he actually had to get beaten up, vomit blood, and be covered in ash. This kid can just take a few photos and expect people to hand over their money?

"Don't believe him, he's a fraud!"

The Little Liar panicked. This was his customer! Didn't he know the concept of first come, first served? How could Xu Yi steal him away?

Upon hearing this, everyone looked at Xu Yi.

Xu Yi remained calm and composed.

"Do you believe it, everyone?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"He's a fake."

The Little Liar panicked.

A large hand landed on his face, slapping the Little Liar across the face.

"Nonsense!"

"With so many thank-you letters, how could they be fake?"

"Even the miracle doctor said he can cure our illness. Are you even more amazing than the miracle doctor?"

With everyone exchanging glances and making their own comments, the Little Liar was thoroughly humiliated.

The Little Liar was on the verge of tears. It was utterly absurd that he, a swindler, had to help someone else expose another swindler, and not only did he not get any credit, he was also beaten up.

[Negative emotions +100]

The older folks didn't believe it, but how could the Livestream Viewers not believe it? They were completely dumbfounded by Xu Yi's actions.

"Holy crap, this is fighting poison with poison!"

I've really learned something new today.

"So the way to deal with those old guys is to fight fire with fire with fire!"

[Shock Points +100]

[Shock Points +100]

[Shock Points +100]

"Grandpas and grandmas, please don't worry or get upset. He says I'm a fake, but I'll treat his illness to prove him right, won't that solve everything?"

"Didn't he say he was so exhausted he vomited blood when he was ten? I'll personally treat him!"

Xu Yi said.

Upon hearing this, everyone praised it highly.

"That Old Divine Doctor is so kind-hearted!"

"What Old Divine Doctor? He's the contemporary successor of a family-inherited Old Divine Doctor, this is just Young Divine Doctor!"

"This is a good method. The Young Divine Doctor has both proven himself and helped the poor people."

"Young man, why are you trembling when the Young Divine Doctor is treating you? Quickly thank him!"

The Little Liar sensed something was wrong, but just as he was about to leave, he was surrounded by a crowd.

I don't think I need to see a doctor!

"I'm actually in pretty good health!"

"You believe him just because he calls himself Young Divine Doctor? I don't care about the banners or thank-you letters, I'll just accept the hospital's certificate!"

"You're saying I'm not going to see a doctor? Are you going to take me to the Police Station?"

"Alright then, I'll give it a try..."

The Little Liar was dumbfounded when he saw that everyone was about to take him to the Police Station.

Something's not right, is it?

What's going on?

Those who believed in him even after he sacrificed his parents, why have they suddenly changed their tune?

He wanted to get support from Old Man Liu, but he found Old Man Liu standing next to Xu Yi, even more enthusiastic than the two young women.

"..."

The Little Liar was on the verge of tears.

How could he forget that if he could fool Old Man Liu, he could also be fooled by a conman of a higher level?

A family-repaired, legendary Old Divine Doctor —it sounds unreliable. If I really let him treat my illness, would I even survive?

"Young man, don't be afraid, let me help you!"

Xu Yi rubbed his fists together, a strange smile on his face.

Little Liar, what can you do if you don't want to? Do you still have a choice now?

Xu Yi took out the Giant Centipede and had everyone hold the Little Liar down and open his mouth.

"Dear elders, I have a Giant Centipede here that can cure all diseases!"

"As long as the little brother swallows the centipede, it will travel through the eight extraordinary meridians and suck away the stagnant blood in his body."

The monstrous Giant Centipede was nearly thirty centimeters long, with a black and red body. Just looking at it was enough to send shivers down your spine, let alone swallowing it.

"What the hell!"

Just as the Little Liar was about to give in, he was terrified by the centipede and struggled desperately.

"I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean, I'm actually a liar!"

"Take me to the Police Station!"

He'd rather go to jail than be bitten to death by this centipede.

You see, he was just a petty thief, even a repeat offender, at most he'd only be locked up for a few years. But being bitten by this centipede, if he's lucky, he'll be stuck in bed for the rest of his life; if he's unlucky, today is his death anniversary.

"Look at this child, he's obviously never been to the hospital. Don't worry, kid, the miracle doctor won't charge you!"

The elderly did whatever Xu Yi said, not only holding the Little Liar back to prevent him from running away, but also giving him psychological support.

"Young man, what are you struggling for? Are you worried that the centipede will bite you or poison you if you swallow it?"

"Young man, what are you afraid of? I am a renowned healer with a long family tradition of medicine. Do you think I wouldn't have thought of this?"

"My centipede is absolutely intelligent; as long as you stay put, it absolutely won't bite you!"

Xu Yi patted his chest and guaranteed, then brought out his prestigious reputation, leaving the Little Liar dumbfounded.

He's a liar, but he's not stupid. Why would he believe this stuff?

But he didn't believe it; the senile old folks did, like Old Man Liu and those two aunties.

They not only believed it, but also criticized the Little Liar for not cooperating and for not understanding the Blessings.

"Young man, so what if I bit you a couple of times? This is healing you. It's such a blessing to have a divine doctor like this; we don't even have the chance to enjoy it. Your ancestors' graves are truly blessed, you know?"

Old Man Liu complained that the Little Liar didn't know his own Blessings, which brought tears to his eyes.

[Negative emotions +999]

The centipede was stuffed into his mouth, and it took effect instantly. The Little Liar stopped struggling and shouting on the spot, trembling and frozen in place, as if he had been frozen in place.

"He's a miracle doctor! He stopped moving as soon as he took it, it worked immediately!"

"Truly a prestigious brand!"

"Waaah, young man, you must have accumulated a lot of good karma in your past life."

The villagers were moved, but the Little Liar wanted to cry.

As soon as the centipede entered his stomach, he felt something crawling inside him, moving around everywhere, which terrified him so much that his face turned ashen.

He stopped moving, but is that effective? It's just that he's too afraid to move!

What about a prestigious reputation? What about the good deeds you did in your past life?

Pooh!

This thing is more terrifying than torture.

"Miracle doctor, I think I'm almost recovered. Can you tell me if I can take the antidote?"

The Little Liar held out for a minute, managing to avoid being exposed. Feeling that he had done enough, he began to question Xu Yi.

"Huh?"

Is it that effective?

"That's not right."

"This is just the first step. Besides eating centipedes, you also need to swallow Giant Cockroach to cure the disease."

"What did you say? You're refusing to eat this no matter what?"

"It's okay, we don't need the mouth on top to eat it. I'm actually a great hemorrhoid doctor. We can switch to the bottom, it'll be just as good."

Xu Yi took out a box containing Giant Cockroach.

The Little Liar stared at the Giant Cockroach box, momentarily stunned.

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