An officer explained pickpocketing, only to get pickpocketed himself?
[This handsome guy is so slow to react; he didn't even realize his phone was stolen.]
[If I steal those two beautiful women, will he even know?]
[With two beautiful women with me every day, I'd be slow to react too.]
[That's true... When I was young, I bought a cup. After staying home for ten days, I felt like I could be thrown over the shoulder by ants when I went outside.]
Just as the Livestream Viewers were making sarcastic remarks, the Director smiled and stuffed his phone into his pocket.
Then he patted Xu Yi on the shoulder, adopting a lecturing posture.
"Young man, have you noticed that you're missing something?"
Xu Yi laughed immediately, "Have you noticed that you're missing something?"
[Confusion Points +20]
But when Xu Yi turned around, his face froze, and he was completely taken aback.
When he saw his epaulets again, his expression changed drastically.
This seems to have gone too far...
"Uncle, are you really a policeman? Or are you just cosplaying?"
Ma Chang seemed to recall unpleasant memories, and immediately put on a stern face, "Nonsense! Do you want me to show you my ID?"
"No."
Xu Yi glanced at the police officers around him and knew he wasn't lying.
He just felt inexplicably nervous.
No wonder it felt so hard to the touch; it turns out it was a policeman.
"Young man, why aren't you saying anything?" the Director asked, puzzled.
A junior officer chuckled, "He's probably scared out of his wits, isn't he? After all, the Director exudes an aura of dominance."
Ma Chang shook his head, "Don't say that, give them some face."
"Young man, why don't you check your pockets again? It's almost New Year's, you need to be more aware of Anti-Pickpocketing."
Xu Yi shook his head with a wry smile, "No need, Director. I know it was a cell phone that was lost; I noticed when you first took it."
Ma Chang was taken aback, then laughed and said, "You're quite an interesting young man. Why didn't you say anything when you noticed?"
Suddenly, he seemed to realize something, his smile froze on his face, and he groped around on his body with his hands.
"Holy crap! Where's my gun? Where's my wallet?"
He looked sharply at Xu Yi, "Guards! Catch the thief!!"
Xu Yi:...
"Director, please let me explain."
The other officers looked completely bewildered.
"What? The Director's things were stolen?"
"You mean the Director was giving Anti-Pickpocketing education lecture, and then he got Anti-Pickpocketing?"
After staring at each other for a moment, the police officers all rushed towards Xu Yi.
Xu Yi dodged them with a few quick movements, his arm swinging uncontrollably.
"This thief can even dodge?"
"Stop praising me, check if anything's missing."
"Where are my handcuffs?!"
My handcuffs are gone too!
"Hey buddy, are you the King of Thieves?"
Xu Yi gave a helpless, bitter smile. This damn system had really done him a lot of harm.
This "Cloud-Touching Hand" technique has become muscle memory.
I didn't want to steal it, but I just couldn't control myself.
Xu Yi immediately threw the handcuffs on the ground.
"Officers, I didn't take it on purpose. Please don't come any closer. Otherwise, if I take something else later, I won't be able to explain myself."
[Negative Emotion Points +100*20]
You dare to provoke me?!
The officers' faces turned ashen; they had never seen such an arrogant thief in their lives.
The more they thought about it, the angrier they became, and they all rushed forward, including the Director.
Xu Yi could only dodge in utter frustration, and before he knew it, he had several more wallets in his hands.
"Holy crap, my wallet got stolen!"
"Waaaaah, sometimes I really want to call the police!"
Xu Yi: Huh? This is Morse Code? Pretty professional...
The Livestream Viewers in the Livestream Room were also stunned.
[You mean, the police were doing a live stream of Anti-Pickpocketing operations, but they ended up being Anti-Pickpocketing, and the whole team was wiped out!]
This time, the Hong City Public Security Bureau is going to lose face nationwide.
[This is hilarious! It was supposed to be a legal education livestream, but it turned into a face-slapping livestream.]
At this moment, the two bigwigs in the Municipal Party Committee Building looked at each other in bewilderment.
Zhang Mu was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at his opponent.
"What a misfortune for the family! His father was a legendary God of War, how did he become a master thief?"
"Don't worry, Old Zhang. Xu Yi is a very good person; he's definitely not that kind of person."
"With that hand speed, if he were sent to the military region for training, he could definitely become the best in the region. I'll ask him what he thinks another day."
Fang Tang was deeply moved upon hearing this, considering Xu Yi's personal qualities and background.
The future peak is difficult to predict.
At this moment, Fang Tang's eyes lit up, and a rebellious bone silently grew out next to Zhang Mu.
What if we recruited Xu Yi to our own municipal party committee compound?
Isn't this also considered an extremely successful political investment?
On the other side~
The officers were panting heavily, their faces flushed.
If there were a crack in the ground, I probably would have crawled down into it right away.
So embarrassing...
He spent his whole life catching thieves, only to have them steal everything from him in the end.
The crucial point is that the thief stole it right in front of him, in front of a national audience.
At least give me some face, bro, this is a live stream...
Xu Yi waved his hand, "Officers, you've misunderstood, it's all a misunderstanding."
Ma Chang laughed angrily, "You stole from all our police officers, and you're telling me it's a misunderstanding? Even the best thieves back in the day didn't have your skills! Confess now..."
Huang Lu immediately stepped in front of Xu Yi.
"Director, this is a misunderstanding. My brother mistook you for a thief; he was just fighting back."
Ma Chang was taken aback. "You know me?"
"When you came to Magic City, you waited outside my house for four hours, and I was the one who opened the door in the end."
"You're from the Huang family?!"
"Hmm, have you forgotten? Back then you wanted to..."
Ma Chang's face immediately turned as red as a monkey's bottom. "Stop talking! Have some shame! It's a misunderstanding, I believe it's all a misunderstanding!"
Xu Yi breathed a sigh of relief. "Now that I've explained, I almost became a criminal."
At that moment, a police officer nearby excitedly exclaimed, "Director, great news! Our Livestream Room has skyrocketed to one million!"
The Director immediately smiled with satisfaction, "Excellent, it wasn't in vain that I personally went to this."
I look forward to getting promoted next year.
"But the bad news is, 700,000 people came to laugh at us."
[Negative Emotion Points +500]
Ma Chang immediately stopped laughing.
This is hardly progress at all!
Xu Yi unconsciously leaned back.
He had a feeling that the Director was about to jump up and dunk on him.
"Director, but there's better news. Many local Public Security have sent us gifts, which is a way of indirectly supporting us."
Ma Chang was so moved he almost cried; his comrades truly understood his difficulties.
"Read! Who's there?"
"Fuzhou Public Security Caijiu Duolian delivered a rocket."
"The Linnan Public Security Zijizhao Chaju."
"The Taifeng Public Security were Doushirenji brought to the Carnival by crowds of people."
"..."
Ma Chang: "???"
I f***ing!!
Do you really think I don't use the internet?
[Negative Emotion Points +500*10]
Xu Yi: Thank you to our allies for the assist.
Wait... they were the ones mocking you, and now you're blaming me?
"Director, I'm so sorry. I've caused you trouble today," Xu Yi apologized again.
Sun Xiang stepped forward, speaking righteously and openly, "Xu Yi, it's you again! I told you you're a social cancer. Now you've stolen in public, what do you have to say for yourself?"
"Director, arrest him; he'll at least get a Second-Class Merit."
Xu Yi:???
Director:???