Snorlax
The next day, Xu Yi started his live stream, then put on his delivery uniform and went out to deliver food.
This was also part of his part-time job.
Of course, it's not for making money, but for Emotion Points.
He also spent over a million yuan to buy a motorcycle.
Good morning, brothers. Another long, grueling day ahead.
[If the streamer is an ox or a horse, then what am I? A halberd handle?]
That's very much like life.
[Seriously? Delivering food on that luxury motorcycle?]
[Yi-ge is going to say again, "There's no other way to make a living."]
[Your livelihood and my livelihood seem to be different~]
[Negative Emotions +50]
[Negative Emotions +50]
That super cool motorcycle worth a million is awesome; it attracted a lot of attention as it drove along.
They stopped at a residential area.
Just then, a girl dressed in the same delivery uniform walked in, looking at Xu Yi's motorcycle with obvious envy.
As I passed Xu Yi, a faint fragrance wafted by.
At that moment, the Livestream Viewers in the Livestream Room got excited the instant they saw the girl.
[Frog Fun, this girl is so pretty, she's like a fairy!]
[Her looks are comparable to a national goddess!]
Is the food delivery industry really that cutthroat these days?
After some hesitation, the girl mustered her courage and struck up a conversation, saying, "Your motorcycle is so cool! I love motorcycles too, and I even follow a lot of bloggers on Douyin."
Xu Yi smiled. "I've paid attention to a lot too."
The girl beamed, "Really? What do you like about them?"
"I'm mainly curious about when they die. About two bloggers die every year. Of the eight bloggers I used to follow, only one is left now."
Girl. "..."
"And what's the last one?"
"He went from being the older brother to the older sister, so I unfollowed him."
"..."
At this moment, Xu Yi asked curiously, "You're in great shape, isn't it a waste to send you out as a deliveryman?"
[Negative Emotions +50]
The girl smiled and lowered her eyes. "It's just a little hardship. Would you like to hear my story?"
"No interest. I'm just curious if your order will be late."
[Negative Emotion Points +50]
"It's okay, I won't be late."
The girl seemed oblivious to Xu Yi's impatient expression and continued talking to herself.
"I went for an interview at Huarun Entertainment right after graduation, thinking I'd be set for life, but I lost to that jerk Song Hua."
Xu Yi raised an eyebrow, "Her conditions are better than yours?"
"No, she's the manager's mistress."
Xu Yi: "..."
"That manager even tried to keep me as a mistress, so I posted the chat history in the company group chat. Then I was fired."
Xu Yi nodded. This is normal.
Beauty combined with any other card is a winning hand, but when played alone, it becomes a cardinal sin.
However, Xu Yi was just listening for fun and didn't expect to help her.
Even if you're beautiful, it doesn't matter if you're not related to them.
Although Auntie Su is the president of Huarun Entertainment.
"Handsome, thank you for listening to me. I feel much better now. I've figured it out; it's just a triathlon, I can handle it too."
Xu Yi nodded, "We happen to live in the same neighborhood, let's go in together."
"Good."
But the two were stopped by Security Guard as soon as they reached the entrance.
"No food delivery is allowed in the residential compound."
"Sir, I'll be quick, just a few minutes."
The dedicated Xu Yi admitted that he was almost done with the job in order to complete it.
"Okay, you can go in then," the Security Guard said cheerfully.
The girl's eyes lit up. "Sir, I'm fast too!"
"No!"
Girl. "???"
"Why! Why can he do it but I can't?"
"You're such a jerk. There have been other female food delivery workers like you before, wearing black stockings and miniskirts."
They've been inside for two hours and haven't come out yet.
Later, the anti-prostitution squad arrived, and the leader gave my old man a good scolding.
Pfft~
Xu Yi couldn't help but burst out laughing.
[The old man probably encountered a food delivery woman.]
[I ordered it, it was so-so.]
[Bro, do you still have my contact information?]
No matter how much the girl pleaded, the old man remained unyielding.
Xu Yi couldn't stand it anymore. "How about this, I'll deliver yours after I finish this one."
The girl looked at Xu Yi gratefully. "Thank you, you're such a kind person."
Beep, no friend zone!
"Customer, takeout, open the door."
Xu Yi had just hung up the phone when the door opened.
A dark shadow loomed over Xu Yi, and his pupils contracted slightly.
Holy crap, bro, I ran into Snorlax!
A woman dressed as Diao Chan, her fleshy face twitching, took the takeout.
Then she spoke in an unusually sweet voice, as if a slipper was stuffed in her throat.
You want to compete with me in being a "clutch," and you want to compete with me in being Green Tea" (a mani
"Brother~ I can't show my face right now, I need to reach 100,000 subscribers first."
Xu Yi couldn't help but get goosebumps.
So, are there really people who are voice-dependent?
The Livestream Viewers all burst out laughing.
[If the top supporter saw his true face, he'd probably have to run away with a locomotive on his back overnight.]
[Brothers, I'm a historian, this is history.]
[Brothers, let's make a pact]
[The guy upstairs is something else.]
[Old Kuai, take off the ring. Honey, that's a watch~]
"I'll be going now if there are no problems."
Just as Xu Yi was about to leave, Snorlax.
"What?"
"Why is this cake only five inches? I clearly ordered a ten-inch one. Did you bring the wrong one?"
Xu Yi glanced at the order. "No problem, two five-inch cakes. Did you order the wrong one?"
Snorlax glared angrily. "I didn't order the wrong thing! Two five-inch cakes together make a ten-inch cake, right? Why didn't you order a ten-inch one for me?"
"..."
Xu Yi looked at her with an expression that said, "You're talking to an idiot, aren't you? Big socks, are you speaking Chinese?"
Or the cake shop can open for you.
Xu Yi clearly didn't want to get entangled with her any longer; the pretty girl at the door was still waiting for him.
Xu Yi was about to leave when he was grabbed by Snorlax.
"Trying to run away? You'd better switch back to me."
"Go talk to the Boss, I'm in charge of deliveries."
"No, you have to compensate me for my losses. How can you treat me like this?"
Xu Yi was amused by her words and looked at her coldly, "Dare to say another word, and I'll make you fly."
Sent!!
Snorlax was clearly taken aback by Xu Yi's imposing presence and immediately closed the door.
I quietly gave it a Negative Review.
Xu Yi didn't let her get away with it; he stuffed super glue into the lock, filling it completely!
As soon as I reached the entrance of the residential area, the system notification sound kept going off.
[Negative Emotion Points +100]
[Negative Emotion Points +100]
[Negative Emotion Points +100]
[...]
"Huh? Where's that beautiful woman?"
Xu Yi looked around the door but didn't see her. He assumed she had gotten impatient and left.
He had just gotten on his motorcycle and was about to leave when he heard a pleasant sound coming from inside the residential area.
"Handsome, I'm here."
Xu Yi looked over and saw an iron chain on the beautiful woman's snow-white ankle.
The other end of the chain was fastened to a post.
The girl's entire body was trembling violently, tears welling up in her eyes, teetering on the verge of bursting.
Xu Yi looked shocked. "Holy crap, that's some serious tricks..."