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Chapter 81

She's a human being

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[Negative Emotion Points +50]

Xu Yi looked at the old man with a playful smile, "Grandpa, you're really old in years but young at heart."

"You're not young anymore, why are you playing so intensely? Take care of your health."

The old man was so angry he was puffing out his beard and glaring. "What are you saying! I've lived an honest and upright life, and I still haven't even gotten a wife."

"So if you keep that girl tied up, will she even eat fried dough sticks?"

"Then I'm innocent too, I'm not a scoundrel."

Xu Yi nodded, "I've just heard that people who frequently hit corners will have their hands turn black."

The Security Guard immediately looked at his hands, "You're talking nonsense...???"

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

You're playing me for a fool!

The old man turned away in anger; people can be truly speechless when they're extremely angry.

But Xu Yi continued rambling, "What you did today, sir, reminded me of a surname."

"What?"

"Qin~"

The old man didn't understand what it meant, but netizens who were experienced in online games were already laughing hysterically.

[A Bing's high school grades were not ideal.]

This is Grandpa Qin, the doorman of the Girls’ Dormitory.

[Madam, you wouldn't want your husband to lose his job, would you?]

Sometimes I'm too naive and don't fit in with you guys.

[I am a farmer, these are sweet potatoes, I drink wine and compose poems.]

Liu Qingling's big, cute eyes sparkled, with glistening tears inside.

"Handsome, what are you and this old man talking about? I don't understand... Wait, could you please help me first?"

Don't call me handsome, just call me Xu Yi.

"My name is Liu Qingling, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Xu Yi originally didn't want to get involved, but this girl was too polite.

Even in this state, she remains so gentle.

If Xu Yi didn't intervene, he would feel embarrassed.

Xu Yi raised an eyebrow and asked, "Why are you tied up here?"

"Because my order was about to expire, I rushed into the residential area in a panic. As a result, I was caught by the Property Management on the way."

Then he cursed at the old man and forced him to Iron Chain me up.

Xu Yi looked at the old man, "Oh, so the main responsibility isn't yours."

"Hmph." The old man snorted coldly, appearing quite arrogant.

"I thought you were a newborn."

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

"You!"

"But you're still no good. You think you can just do whatever the Property Management tells you to do? That's clearly breaking the law and violating morality."

This is a human being, a living, breathing human being! You're going to tie him up!

This is a person, not a birth!

Xu Yi became more and more excited as he spoke, his saliva spraying all over the old man's face, but the old man dared not refute him.

Liu Qingling said anxiously, "It's not the old man's fault; he was forced into it. And because of me, he even got scolded by the Property Management. It's all my fault..."

Xu Yi stared at her blankly, his eyes blazing with anger.

How could someone be so spineless?

Don't you know the saying, "Be strict with others, but lenient with yourself"?

This is the epitome of a pushover; when someone bullies you, you still try to find fault with yourself.

Xu Yi immediately turned his gun on him, "I said he didn't mention you, right? You poet, standing still while someone chains you Iron Chain. My dog knows to run away when it's chained up."

I think you deserve it! If someone bullies you, then get revenge. Why blame yourself?

[Negative Emotion Points +100]

Liu Qingling was stunned, hardly believing her ears.

"Were you... were you just insulting me?"

"That's right! Go ahead and curse me back if you dare."

Liu Qingling fell silent, her cherry-like lips opening and closing repeatedly, as if she wanted to say something but then stopped herself.

Finally, he simply lowered his head.

"I'm sorry... I've caused you trouble."

Xu Yi: Ahh!

I'll fucking send you flying.

If you enter Pan Hong’s Compound, you should be treated as a role model and treated with utmost respect.

"Grandpa, you're still laughing? Didn't she talk about you? Just because of something someone said, you crossed your moral line. You're no better than her."

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

The old man lowered his head and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, my wife is sick."

"Having children is useless!"

"Xu Yi, could you please unlock these chains for me first?"

"The old man locked it for you, go find him."

The old man spread his hands, "There's nothing I can do, the Property Management took the keys. I had to break it open with an axe."

Wait a minute, I'll go find an axe.

"Never mind, this is too much trouble. I'll do it."

The Security Guard was taken aback. "You're going to hit it with a rock? No... this Iron Chain is harder than most metals."

Xu Yi walked to Liu Qingling's side and slowly squatted down. His snow-white, jade-like ankles were bound so tightly that they were red and the capillaries were visible.

"Does it hurt?"

She nodded, then shook her head.

"Don't worry about me, the most important thing is to break this Iron Chain. I have several more orders to complete."

Xu Yi couldn't help but want to applaud her; she truly Innate Ox-Horse Saint Body.

Xu Yi then twisted his wrist, and the next second the Iron Chain was thrown out.

Ugh, what a jinx!

[Shock Points +100]

[Shock Points +100]

Both of them simultaneously opened their mouths wide.

"How did you do that? Xu Yi, are you Magician?"

"I'm just a thief."

Xu Yi has practically mastered the Cloud-Touching Hand, a system reward, to the extreme.

What kind of thieving technique is this? This is Concept Skill!

Once you identify the Iron Chain as something you want to steal, you can steal it instantly.

Of course, you have to touch it with your hand; otherwise, this skill would be invincible.

With the Iron Chain gone, Liu Qingling was overjoyed. "Xu Yi, thank you. Although you sounded fierce, you're a good person."

"Thanks, you're an idiot."

[Negative Emotion Points +50]

This beautiful woman isn't entirely useless; at the very least, she can contribute some Emotion Points.

Suddenly, a dog barked in the distance.

"What are you doing? Who gave you permission to touch my lock?"

Xu Yi's face immediately turned cold. "So you're the one who tied him up?"

"No, that won't do. It violates the Residential Community Rules, so I have the right to do it. Beautiful lady, do you have a problem with that?"

Wang Hu glared menacingly at Liu Qingling.

The girl was so frightened she almost cried, hiding behind Xu Yi like an ostrich.

"Can't you stand up for yourself? They're treating you like a dog on a leash, shouldn't you retaliate?"

Liu Qingling raised her head, her beautiful eyes fixed on Xu Yi's, and said weakly, "Yes."

"Let's start by insulting them back, a small test."

"Good!"

Liu Qingling stepped forward, trembling, ready to face the abyss.

"Um... why are you being so rude? That's so impolite."

Xu Yi blinked. "Go on, why are you looking at me?"

Don't do that again next time.

"Alright."

Liu Qingling weakly stood back behind Xu Yi.

Xu Yi:...

Silence is tonight's farewell to Cambridge.

"I told you to go and swear at them, what the hell are you doing, acting all cutesy?"

"I... I wasn't being coquettish."

Xu Yi rolled his eyes at her. "Watch how I curse you."

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