The Cyber-Ghost Girl Has a Hard Time Keeping It Together After Seeing Her Pet.
He had already taken care of the military matters.
According to the established procedure, he was supposed to accompany the army back and participate in a triumphant return ceremony.
However, considering that his two wives were already impatient, he, as the lord, returned first.
Before returning, he used his newly acquired ability to check his army and found that there were no abnormalities in the survival time displayed above their heads, which meant that there would be no accidents on the way back.
That's why he was able to come back with peace of mind, but even so, it was already evening when he returned.
Lamian and Warfarin were already asleep in each other's arms; it was best not to disturb them.
This is a good opportunity to take care of the work in the territory.
Huang Cao cautiously returned to her office, only to find Kal'tsit still inside cleaning.
"It's so late, why aren't you resting yet?"
Upon hearing Master Huang's words, Kal'tsit turned around as if she were a machine, subconsciously taking off her gloves and coughing a few times.
Tonight is going to be a big battle, even though it might make me seem like I have no bottom line or morals.
However, he had already lost all his integrity decades ago after receiving a massage from Master Huang.
This refers to the spiritual aspect, not the physical one, since the antiques still exist within oneself.
Kal'tsit really wanted the Master Huang to smear the juice on other suitable places while playing the coloring game, but unfortunately, he was very focused.
But it's alright, at least the drink His Highness kept asking for tonight is sorted out.
"Welcome home, sir. I'll go heat up the bathwater right now."
Kal'tsit keenly noticed the slight sand covering Master Huang's body, and then skillfully turned on the simple water heater.
More than a decade ago, Eden stopped using firewood. After so many years of development, Eden has fully entered the era of electricity.
Although it doesn't have anything as sophisticated as a water heater, it's still quite easy to heat water using a turbine.
Before long, Master Huang's body was completely covered by hot water.
And she squinted her eyes in great enjoyment; of course, it would have been even better if no cat had been touching her all over.
"Kal'tsit, why are you in such a hurry today?"
In the past, after I finished playing games with my two wives, this cat would always clean up the mess with a cold face.
While this attitude wasn't exactly one of disgust, it certainly wasn't good either.
But now this cat seems to be addicted.
Kal'tsit didn't want to answer; to be precise, the work she was currently doing prevented her from answering.
Seeing Kal'tsit's beautiful face wet with hot water, Huang Cao was instantly filled with a playful mood.
This is truly life; occasionally indulging in the gentle embrace of a cat is quite pleasant.
How could this be? Why hasn't anything happened yet...?
If cats can become stressed and angry, then Kal'tsit is undoubtedly in that state right now.
She has decades of experience in this kind of work, and she has even completely mastered Master Huang's preferences.
But why is there still no result... even though the juice smells outrageously strong...
Kal'tsit never slacked off, but the more she wanted it, the less she could get it, until finally her eyes became somewhat lifeless.
"Kal'tsit, do you know how far your expression has strayed from the word 'serious'? It seems you're gradually becoming obsessed with a certain desire~"
"I'll make sure you can't have what you want, after all, I'm an evil Noble Lord, hahahahahahaha!"
Huang Cao finished her bath comfortably, leaving Kal'tsit standing there in a daze.
Do you really think of me, Master Huang, as someone who only thinks about plants with his lower body?
However, it seems that most plants think with their upper bodies.
Forget it, I'll just ignore it.
Huang Cao shook off the wonderful ideas in her mind.
In short, tonight's cat-playing session was a great success, although I don't know what was wrong with the cat today, it was like it had inhaled catnip.
But who am I, Master Huang? You want it, but I'll deliberately refuse to give it to you.
Thinking about how hard the cat had tried to manipulate it, it probably would have gotten what it wanted long ago if it had happened in the past.
After all, this cat has served me for decades, and it's the one who takes care of cleaning up the battlefield every night after the game ends. It probably already knows my preferences by now.
However, after taking a shower, Huang Cao returned to his office, not intending to disturb the other two ladies' sleep.
When he got back to his office and sat down, he discovered that there was a large bucket of water under his desk.
Has anyone been drinking water in their office these past few months? But there's no need to carry such a big bucket for drinking water.
Before Master Huang could react, Kal'tsit walked up to him again with a cold face.
"Sir, I think you need some basic medical treatment. There aren't such good conditions on the battlefield."
Is your medical procedure legitimate?
Huang Cao immediately realized, "Good heavens, this cat is trying to exhaust me to death here."
Is this huge bucket you're using to milk lumps?
If it weren't for my strength, dozens of people would probably have died on this barrel.
Kal'tsit: Pretty much, just like squeezing juice.
She couldn't understand it at all in the bathroom. Master Huang was clearly aroused, and her decades of service skills were still intact.
Looking back now, it seems they were deliberately waiting to see themselves make a fool of themselves.
"My lord, please give me whatever you wish for, Kal'tsit will grant you all your desires."
Her physical desires were as dormant as a volcano; she desperately needed a boost of energy.
The kind of thing where not a moment can be wasted...
"I'm very curious, what exactly turned you into this?"
Huang Cao walked up behind Kal'tsit, and the cat was currently only wrapped in a bath towel.
But the next second even this bath towel...
However, the latter remained unfazed, because he had never worn any protective clothing when he disturbed the battlefield before.
"I haven't changed, I'm just concerned about your health."
"Concern? You're just satisfying yourself."
Kal'tsit came close again, a determined smile on her face, though it was as if she owed someone millions.
Still being stubborn... Another hour or so has passed.
The cat's movements became increasingly agitated and heated, abandoning its previous gentleness and eventually resorting to the biting techniques used by predators in nature.
It also seems to be a small act of revenge against someone.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Huang Cao said with a wicked grin, "As long as you admit that you are my pet, I will give you everything you want."
"Master, haven't I already become your pet?"
She then uttered the most shocking words in the coldest tone.
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Chapter 164: The Cyber Ghost Who Couldn't Stand Up After Seeing Her Pet
It's all about shamelessness.
However, the current Master Huang is no longer the boy who would easily turn red when provoked by Kal'tsit decades ago.
Didn't you admit that you're my pet?
"Great, I love your honesty, so you should understand our rules now, right?"
At this moment, Kal'tsit, who was kneeling, raised her head with a blank expression. "Master, I have no idea what rules our pets have."
"It didn't exist before, but it does now."
Huang Cao used one of its plant tentacles to move the large jar that was placed next to it.
"Our family rule is that we are not allowed to take food to other people's houses. You look like you haven't eaten enough, so I'll give you a chance."
"Good things shouldn't be shared with outsiders."
Kal'tsit instantly understood the unspoken meaning behind the man's words.
That means this jar is unusable, and naturally, it's impossible to bring His Highness juice.
So right now, the only thing on the field that can hold things is Kal'tsit herself.
"No! Master, this is too..."
Kal'tsit's expression instantly turned somewhat flustered, because she knew all too well the capacity of this jar...
He quickly claimed he was just joking, but how could someone let such a great opportunity slip by?
You want this? Then I'll give it to you, but how much you can take depends entirely on your ability!
"Shut up, lynx! You're my pet now! You have no right to resist, get the hell out of here!"
Whom are you trying to seduce, little kitten?
I was just trying to fulfill your wish.
You still want to manipulate me, Master Huang? You really think I'm your toy?
Today, let's see who's whose toy! Who's the real pet?!
Tonight, the green lynx finally realized just how terrifying the Master Huang could be when he took the initiative.
Previously, this cat would take the initiative to clean for Master Huang, so the latter didn't need to do anything.
Now that the offensive has reversed and they can't hold on any longer, they want to escape, but how could they possibly defeat Huang Cao just single-handedly cleared half the country?
One thing Kal'tsit was right about: Huang Cao had indeed accumulated a lot of pressure and urgently needed to be released through some means.
... The next morning.
After a night of stress relief, Huang Cao felt refreshed and also considered that the cat-eared maid was not in a good enough position to perform her duties.
So this morning's loving breakfast was made by Master Huang himself.
And she gently woke Warfarin and Lamian, who were asleep.
For these two, this was undoubtedly an unimaginable surprise.
However, unlike the cheerful dining area downstairs...
[This was a complete and utter defeat, Kal'tsit...]
Looking at the scenery before her, Presis admitted that she really didn't want to appear in front of her pets looking like this.
Especially when you can see your pet as soon as you look up...
To put it simply, Kal'tsit was sitting on the sofa, Presis appeared from beneath her feet.
As for why there was a mirror-like reflection underfoot, we need to think about what exactly happened last night.
The main problem is that my cat suddenly flashed in the Originium Database last night; in short, it almost died again.
Kal'tsit's plan has been known for decades; it's nothing more than trying to exploit Huang Cao's weakness of being devoted and sentimental.
As long as the latter loses control and their body reacts, they can win over the other party's power to help them achieve their ideals.
It's despicable, but it works exceptionally well.
Unfortunately, someone has always treated Kal'tsit as a pet rather than a real family member.
For example, after a night of fierce fighting, Kal'tsit's antique is still intact.
Strictly speaking, Kal'tsit is only halfway done so far.
To be precise, I drank too much juice and my stomach got so big that it looked like I was seven or eight months pregnant.
Even a simple movement is difficult, and the entry points for connections are completely opposite. How can this be considered an achievement?