Face Not Big

This huge Oil Lake is like a pimple on the middle-aged man's face.

The island in the middle of the Oil Lake is the hard core of the lump.

Li Banfeng was pondering a question: Where do I stand?

On the face?

I'm on someone else's face...

This concept was a bit hard to understand, but Li Banfeng still grasped it; he just assumed the person had a big face.

But now we can still see this middle-aged man, and see him with normal size and field of vision.

I stood on this person's face, looking at this person.

This is hard to understand.

What dimension does this person belong to?

The middle-aged man clasped his hands in a fist salute to Li Banfeng and said, "Let me introduce myself. My surname is Lian, and my given name is Face Not Big."

Li Banfeng quickly returned the greeting. "My surname is Li, Li Bufeng."

The Face Not Big stared at Li Banfeng for a long time, then said seriously, "My face really isn't big. Even my wife says my Face Not Big."

Li Banfeng agreed, "I'm really not crazy. The doctor said so too. I'm definitely not crazy."

With Face Not Big, he blinked and said, "You're very slippery."

Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "You've misunderstood. I'm being very sincere."

The middle-aged man laughed and said, "I admire slick people."

Li Banfeng replied earnestly, "Whether you appreciate it or not, I've always been a sincere person!"

"Since you're so sincere, I'll ask you one question: how did you find this place?"

This question really stumped Li Banfeng.

"Would you believe me if I said I didn't know?"

He Face Not Big his head, clearly disbelieving. "Did someone from Inner State send you? Was it the one who choked you? The one who plugged your ears? The one who chopped off your hand? The one who gagged you? Or the one who blindfolded you?"

Li Banfeng looked completely bewildered. "Who are you talking about?"

With her Face Not Big slightly lowered and eyebrows raised, she looked at Li Banfeng and said, "You don't recognize them? Now that you're here, are you still trying to deny it?"

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "If you don't know someone, you don't know them. What's there to deny?"

The Face Not Big chuckled twice, "Fine, I'll assume you're not from Inner State. I'll ask you, have you ever seen a car?"

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I've met you before."

"Have you ever seen a car that runs on coal or oil?"

"I've seen them all." In Green Water City, there are steam cars, but not many.

The man with the Face Not Big continued, "Pro State doesn't have gasoline-powered cars. Are you from Outer State?"

Li Banfeng gave a vague answer, "I've been to Outer State."

He touched his oily cheeks and shook his Face Not Big repeatedly, saying, "How could people from Outer State possibly find me? They don't have that kind of ability."

I don't believe what you're saying, I don't even believe your name.

Li Banfeng said calmly, "You don't believe anything I say, so why ask me? The result is the same, isn't it?"

Face Not Big chuckled and said, "I was just bored and wanted to talk to someone. Actually, you're right, no matter what you say, the result will be the same. I won't let you leave here alive."

Li Banfeng suddenly stood up and ran away.

With Face Not Big and one foot firmly planted on the ground, he followed Li Banfeng unhurriedly, like an ice skater, and asked:

"You're Travel Cultivator? That's a rare sight of your footwork. Who taught you that?"

Li Banfeng ignored him. There was a hill in front of him, and Li Banfeng climbed up the hillside.

With Face Not Big, she followed behind without any effort. "Watch your step when you walk, or I could drown you in a single pore."

After crossing the hill, Li Banfeng saw a river, more than 20 meters wide, with a fishy and salty smell.

"I just sweated a little," Face Not Big continued, "And once that sweat dries, the river will be gone." As he spoke, Face Not Big wiped his sweat.

The river in front of us had indeed dried up, leaving only a slightly damp riverbed.

Li Banfeng rushed straight to the riverbed, saying to the Face Not Big as he ran, "You're sweating, which means you're tired. If you run any longer, you won't be able to keep up with me."

"What does it matter whether I can keep up with you or not? You're always on my face, where else can you run off to?" The Face Not Big wiped the sweat from his face and flicked it at Li Banfeng's feet.

Sweat mixed with a lot of oil caused Li Banfeng to slip and almost fall. He then stomped his right foot and used the technique of "Trample Ten Thousand Rivers" at extremely high speed.

Boom!

Sand and gravel flew everywhere, and dust billowed up, leaving a shallow pit two meters in diameter at Li Banfeng.

He touched his nose, his Face Not Big.

To say I felt nothing, there was a slight pain and itching.

But to be honest, it doesn't hurt as much as a mosquito bite.

Li Banfeng looked at the Face Not Big behind him, then at the skin on his feet, trying to connect the two.

First, it can be determined that this is a person in two different forms in different dimensions.

However, Li Banfeng's current thinking ability is not yet able to understand the coexistence of two dimensions of the face.

He could only offer a more intuitive explanation of the current situation.

He called someone with a Face Not Big "Face Not Big" and someone chasing Face Not Big from behind "Face Not Big".

For Face Not Big, Li Banfeng might just be something like bacteria.

In the current situation, this is actually a good thing, since a normal person doesn't have many effective ways to deal with bacteria.

Therefore, the real threat now should come from Face Not Big.

Li Banfeng wanted to take this opportunity to escape the gaze of the Face Not Big, and then find a way to escape the real Face Not Big person.

Having made up his mind, Li Banfeng began to accelerate, Face Not Big behind him struggled to keep up.

"I said, don't run so fast! Don't run towards that Oil Lake ahead, there are things there that can eat you..."

Before he could finish speaking, Li Banfeng had already run to Oil Lake and continued sprinting around the lake.

I won't pursue it anymore Face Not Big.

A ripple suddenly appeared on the originally calm lake surface.

A ripple spread across the surface, causing the entire lake to sway.

Li Banfeng knew where the problem lay.

The unidentified creatures that were previously detected in the Oil Lake are about to emerge.

As his thoughts raced, a giant shrimp-headed monster emerged from the lake and crawled up to Li Banfeng using its two scythe-like short limbs.

It was called a shrimp-headed monster because Li Banfeng couldn't find a suitable adjective. The monster's head looked a bit like a shrimp, but not as pointed, and it had no eyes. Moreover, it had many more antennae than a shrimp.

Judging by appearance, this giant monster is about seven or eight meters tall and more than twenty meters long.

Li Banfeng turned around and asked the Face Not Big, "What is this?"

His Face Not Big, and his complexion was slightly flushed. He seemed a little ashamed about this. "These are mites. I actually wash my face very often, but I can't wash them off no matter what I do. Some crawl on their legs, and some wriggle around with their bodies. Sometimes they're quite itchy."

Mites?

The mites on his face are this big.

Did mites evolve on his face, or were they always there and could only parasitize such large creatures?

The grease-covered mite swung its short limbs and attacked Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng slipped away.

He was extremely fast, and the mites, whose eyesight was poor, couldn't see Li Banfeng at all.

When Li Banfeng stopped, the mite sensed Li Banfeng location with its antennae and was about to turn around when its hard body suddenly swelled up rapidly. The mite had only turned halfway when its body exploded.

Broken insect shells and flesh, along with a lot of oil, splattered everywhere.

The man with the Face Not Big exclaimed in admiration, "Ride a Horse and Admire Flowers. Everyone says this technique is difficult to use, but you seem to be using it quite smoothly. It seems you really have a master teaching you."

One mite exploded, and dozens of mites emerged from the lake and surrounded Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng then used his Ride a Horse and Admire Flowers technique to kill two mites, attempting to create a gap.

But as soon as the two mites exploded, the mites behind him immediately took their place, surrounding him layer by layer, leaving Li Banfeng no chance to break through.

Are there any other options?

How about weaving through the mites and blowing them all up?

It's not that it's impossible, but it would be too taxing. The number of mites on that face might be alarmingly high, so Li Banfeng would have to save his energy for dealing with his Face Not Big.

As a swarm of mites approached, Li Banfeng stared at the ground beneath his feet and shouted, "Open!"

Suddenly, the ground beneath their feet cracked open, revealing a path about a hundred meters long that passed through a swarm of mites and stretched into the distance.

Travel Cultivator their skills, Cut Path Opening Road.

To be honest, if this were normal land, Li Banfeng could only drive twenty or thirty meters at most, but Face Not Big and his skin is still quite soft.

Li Banfeng ran wildly along the newly cleared path. The mites on both sides tried to rush into the path, but an invisible resistance prevented them from getting in.

The Old Teapot spewed out tea, forming a barrier on both sides of the path.

Li Banfeng sprinted a hundred meters or so, leaving most of the mites behind, but he couldn't shake off the Face Not Big.

The Face Not Big called out from behind, "Li Bufeng, you've gone too far! You cut my face and poured hot water on it! What if it leaves a scar?"

I can't shake him off; it seems I need to go even faster.

Just as Li Banfeng was about to accelerate, a nested, ring-shaped giant mouth appeared in front of him at the end of the Li Banfeng.

The term "nested ring-shaped giant mouth" refers to a large mouth enclosing a slightly smaller mouth, with a ring of dark yellow sharp teeth between the two mouths.

Where did this nested giant mouth come from?

Li Banfeng jumped out of the canyon and saw the whole view.

A blood-red worm crawled out of the ground.

"Blood Larva, a type of facial parasite, is a real pain," the Face Not Big touched his nose again. "You had to provoke it, and now I'm really suffering. I'll be itchy all day."

This worm, which was tens of meters long and resembled a combination of an earthworm and a leech, crawled rapidly toward Li Banfeng.

Li Banfeng dodged, but a mite chasing after him was bitten by a Blood Larva.

The Blood Larva used its sharp teeth to quickly destroy the mite's exoskeleton, then sucked the mite completely into its giant mouth.

Taking this opportunity, Li Banfeng took out his Wine Gourd and sprinkled some wine on the Blood Larva.

The Face Not Big flushed, sniffled and said, "This is Yao Lao's wine. Did Yao Lao send you? What does Yao Lao want with me?"

After thinking for a moment, the Face Not Big muttered to herself, "It shouldn't be Yao Lao. There's no reason for Yao Lao to come looking for me. He's familiar with the Peddler. Could it be that the Peddler sent you to find me?"

If you're Peddler, we can talk things over; I might consider letting you go!

Li Banfeng ignored the Face Not Big, lit a match, and ignited the Blood Larva.

Under the influence of the alcohol, only a small flame rose from the Blood Larva.

Surrounded by grease, the Blood Larva struggled, causing the flames to spread rapidly across the oily ground.

Her Face Not Big said, "Why are you putting fire on my face again?"

He blew a breath toward his nose, and a gust of wind swept in, extinguishing the surrounding Fierce Flame.

This is why the Tang Blade and the pendulum cannot fly stably.

The connection between Face Not Big and actually Face Not Big was something Li Banfeng couldn't understand.

"I don't want to talk to you anymore!" She looked at Li Banfeng with Face Not Big angry expression. "You always ruin my face, and I want to kill you right now."

As soon as she finished speaking, her Face Not Big face became even oilier.

At the same time, oil began to surge under Li Banfeng's feet, quickly submerging his ankles.

Without the slightest hesitation, Li Banfeng continued his escape.

No matter what methods you use, as long as it comes out on your face, there is hope for survival.

As the grease on his feet deepened, Li Banfeng strained his legs while singing to distract his Face Not Big.

There's a song that's really perfect for unleashing your energy!

"Running on flat ground, crossing mountains and rivers, panting and puffing smoke, we add coal and water and set off, once the train starts moving, its power is boundless..."

Li Banfeng's singing was so mournful that it gave Face Not Big a headache.

But the familiar melody and lyrics made the Face Not Big to resist listening on.

"You're singing 'Train Ballad'?" The Face Not Big froze, and the oiliness stopped rising.

Li Banfeng did not answer.

"Where did you hear this folk song from?"

Li Banfeng remained silent.

"Did you learn your footwork from him too?"

Li Banfeng ran further and further away.

After the small figure with the Face Not Big completely disappeared, Li Banfeng found a grove of trees to stop and catch his breath.

The forest was lush with vegetation, but the wind was a bit strong. After resting for a while, Face Not Big voice came from deep within the forest.

"Don't stay here. If the wind gets stronger, it might blow you somewhere."

Li Banfeng asked in surprise, "You caught up so quickly?"

"This is my face; I know where the shortcut is."

Can you take a shortcut on your face?

Face Not Big n't want Li Banfeng to escape again, so she kept a certain distance from Li Banfeng for the time being and said, "If you really were sent by him, please give him a message: to this day, I still say this: whether it's a train or a car, burning oil is better than burning coal."

Is he referring to the Train Grandpa?

Did these two have some kind of agreement?

Li Banfeng said, "Pro State cannot burn oil, and fuel cannot be stored in large quantities."

"That's because they couldn't find good oil, that's because..." The Face Not Big's tone suddenly changed, "You're lying to me, aren't you? You came to steal oil, didn't you? You sang his Train Ballad to steal my oil?"

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "You need evidence to prove your claim. When did I steal your oil?"

"You're covered in oil, and you still say you didn't steal anything?"

"Who wouldn't be covered in oil in a place like yours?"

The Face Not Big gritted his teeth and said, "No one will steal my oil! Even if it drives my Daoist sect to extinction, I will not let you steal my oil!"

PS: Oil repair is indeed rare.