Ancestor of Oil Cultivators

The man with the Face Not Big immediately accused Li Bufeng of stealing his oil.

Li Banfeng got angry. "This oil is stuck to me, I'm disgusted by it!"

He said angrily, his Face Not Big, "If you're so capable, then don't take it away!"

"Who said they were taking it away? Go ahead and take it back if you dare!"

"Take off your clothes first!"

"These clothes are my own, why should I take them off?"

"If you don't take your clothes off, you're just trying to steal oil!"

Unable to reason with him, Li Banfeng then fled.

The wind was so strong in the jungle that sand and stones kept hitting our faces.

Li Banfeng rushed out against the wind, and a man with Face Not Big chased after him from behind, grabbing Li Banfeng and saying, "It's too late, come with me."

"What's too late?"

"Come on, come on!"

With his Face Not Big, he led Li Banfeng and ran wildly into the jungle. When they reached a giant tree, they saw the entrance to a cave.

The Face Not Big said to Li Banfeng, "Drill!"

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "Why do we have to go through this?"

"If you don't crawl in, you'll surely die!" The Face Not Big was the first to crawl in.

Li Banfeng sensed the approaching danger and knew that entering the cave was indeed a safe haven. He followed Face Not Big into the cave.

The underground structure is very complex; you can see the roots of giant trees and caves of various sizes on the rock walls.

The Face Not Big found a high cave to hide in and invited Li Banfeng to go in with him.

Before long, water began to accumulate in the cave, and the water level rose rapidly. The lower-lying caves were all flooded, and even the cave where Li Banfeng was located was about to be submerged by water.

Where did this water come from?

Li Banfeng reached his hand out of the cave entrance, took some water, and observed it.

Although it was very clear, the water was slightly viscous.

The Face Not Big rubbed her nose and said, "I just had a runny nose."

Li Banfeng then smeared the "water" on his Face Not Big and said sincerely, "I really didn't come here to steal your oil."

"So tell me, how did you get here?"

"I was hunting in Xindi when, for some reason, I fell into the Oil Lake," Li Banfeng made up a story.

"New land? Which new land?" The Face Not Big still didn't believe it.

Li Banfeng couldn't offer a better explanation either, so he simply continued to make up a story, "In the new land of Green Water Bay."

"Green Water Bay? Does such a place exist?"

"I remember now, it used to be Beggar Bay. Later, Green Flower took that land and turned it into Green Water Bay. So, Green Flower sent you to steal oil?"

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "I don't know Green Flower at all!"

"Who sent you to steal the oil?"

"Why are you so sure I'm here to steal oil?"

"What else could you be doing here?"

Li Banfeng couldn't explain it clearly.

He came up with a good idea. "How about this, you take all the oil off me, not a single drop left. You'll be relieved of your worries, and I'll be cleared of suspicion. But the clothes are my own, and I absolutely cannot leave them to you."

After a moment 'Face Not Big thought, he said, "Alright, this place isn't suitable. Let's go out and take care of things first."

Li Banfeng glanced at the clear liquid outside the cave, then turned to look at the Face Not Big.

"How about we go out later? The tide hasn't gone out yet."

"The receding tide is easy to deal with!" The Face Not Big took a deep breath.

Slurp~

Glug!

He swallowed his snot.

Li Banfeng turned around and looked again. The tide had receded, and only the ground was still a little damp.

Following the Face Not Big out of the cave, Li Banfeng figured out its general structure.

This grove of trees is like Face Not Big with nostrils, and the lush trees are Face Not Big nose hairs.

The hole I just saw was a pore the Face Not Big.

With his Face Not Big, he led Li Banfeng away from the nostrils.

In the blink of an eye, the two arrived at another forest, which was even more lush, with no end in sight and no height of the trees.

Is that a beard?

His Face Not Big, but his beard is quite long!

The Face Not Big stood in front of Li Banfeng and coughed, causing all the grease on Li Banfeng's body to disappear.

"Alright, the oil's gone, you can go now!" The Face Not Big waved to Li Banfeng.

"Farewell!" Li Banfeng turned and left.

Face Not Big had only taken two steps when she suddenly shouted angrily, "Your feet are covered in my oil, and you still say you didn't come to steal it!"

Li Banfeng didn't know how to explain, "Can't we be reasonable? You've got oil everywhere, how could I not get some on me?"

After a moment's thought, the Face Not Big said, "I wanted to reason with you, but this isn't reasonable. You were wandering around Beggar Bay New Town; you shouldn't have come here!"

Li Banfeng said, "There are many unreasonable things. I'm right in your face, and you're in front of me now. Do you think this is reasonable?"

Face Not Big and realized it was quite unreasonable.

When he looked up to see Li Bufeng again, Li Bufeng had already disappeared.

"Where are you going? Stop right there!"

Li Banfeng didn't look back and just kept running forward.

This is a complicated matter, so let's just leave it at that.

Since I've been to your nostrils before, I'll go inside them and drill as far as I can so that you can sneeze me out!

The Face Not Big seemed to have figured out Li Banfeng's intention and shouted, "You try it! I'll drown you, drown you with my yellow snot!"

Green Water City, East of the city, Lu Chunying's residence.

Lu Chunying tilted her head back, letting Xiao Yeci flip her eyelids.

"Mom, look closely, are there any bloodshot eyes?"

"My NanNan, I've been flipping your eyelids open for half an hour, and now your eyes are all red and bloodshot!"

Lu Chunying rubbed her eyes and said, "Brother Qiu told me that after seeing Madam Duan, I should be careful with my eyes. If they become bloodshot, something serious is going to happen."

Xiao Yeci was also worried. After examining Lu Chunying for a while, she shook her head and said, "NanNan, close your eyes and rest for a while. I'll take a good look at her again after the blood vessels have cleared up."

In the Lu Family, Qiu Zhiheng was reading a newspaper in a small building when Zhang Huaiyi knocked on the door and came in.

Qiu Zhiheng asked in surprise, "Young Master Zhang, when did you arrive?"

Before this, Qiu Zhiheng used to call him Huaiyi, but now he calls him Young Master Zhang.

Zhang Huaiyi smiled and said, "My mother cooked a few dishes herself and invited you over for dinner."

"Is Madam Shao Hong here?" Qiu Zhiheng deliberately brought up Duan Shaohong.

"What I meant was..." Zhang Huaiyi looked embarrassed and said to Qiu Zhiheng, "Uncle Qiu, actually I was..."

Qiu Zhiheng waited quietly for him to finish speaking.

Zhang Huaiyi didn't know where to begin.

Three days later, Li Banfeng and Face Not Big sat side by side in a canyon, each holding a roasted chicken and slowly munching on it.

This canyon is like the Face Not Big.

Li Banfeng examined the roast chicken many times, still not entirely convinced. "This chicken didn't grow out of your face, did it?"

The Face Not Big, retorted, "Have you ever seen a chicken on its face? I caught this while hunting!"

I must say, this roast chicken tastes pretty good, it's just a bit too greasy.

"Do you have any green vegetables? To cut through the greasiness."

"What's the point of 'removing the greasiness'?" The Face Not Big displeasure. "When I was a child, I would be happy for days if I could eat something oily and greasy, and you're thinking of 'removing the greasiness'!"

Li Banfeng, munching on a chicken wing, asked, "Just because we didn't have much oil when we were kids, you've made so much oil out of it?"

With her Face Not Big, she munched on a chicken leg and sighed, "What's wrong with oil? It's fragrant and smooth. All the world's delicacies are in the oil."

Dishes without oil and fat are unfit for a banquet, and people without oil and fat are unfit for social occasions. As long as there's oil and fat on the table, life isn't too bad. Don't you think oil is the best thing in the world?

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I didn't say the oil was bad, but I really didn't come here to steal it."

The Face Not Big, nodded and said, "I believe you. We've spent these three days together, and I can tell you're a good person."

But there's one thing you did wrong: you shouldn't have peed on my face.

Li Banfeng said, "I'm at my wit's end. It's been three whole days, where else can I pee?"

Even Face Not Big, she still felt uncomfortable. "You can pee on my cheeks, but you shouldn't pee near my mouth!"

"I only saw a tree; who knew it was your mouth!"

"That's not a tree, that's my beard!" The Face Not Big said resentfully. "I really want to let you go, but I can't rest easy."

Li Banfeng advised, "Don't worry, if you don't let me go, it won't be as simple as peeing on your face."

The Face Not Big looked at Li Banfeng and said, "I'm not crazy. You know where I am. I'm just afraid you'll leak the news and the people from Inner State will find me again."

It's not that I don't trust your character, but if you get arrested by the people in Inner State and severely tortured, can you guarantee you won't reveal my whereabouts?

Li Banfeng said, "Don't worry about that. I certainly can't guarantee that."

But you don't have to let me know where you are. After you send me away, you can go somewhere else!

"I can't move, I can't move."

Li Banfeng was taken aback. "Why can't I move?"

"It's just that I can't move..." Her Face Not Big showed a somewhat sad expression.

The two ate their roast chicken in silence. After eating about half of it, the Face Not Big said to Li Banfeng, "You said you came here in a daze, and I believe you. I'll find a way to send you out in a daze, so you won't even know how you got out, and we'll pretend we never met."

"Okay! After we leave, I'll pretend I never saw you, and I won't tell anyone about this!" Li Banfeng put down half a roasted chicken and patted his chest in agreement.

With Face Not Big sigh, the girl asked, "Are there still disciples of my Daoist sect in this world?"

"You mean oil repair, right?"

The Face Not Big nodded.

"Yes! I've encountered two."

The Face Not Big blinked her small eyes, a hint of excitement on her face. "Are they all alright?"

How can I explain this?

One of them is Light Bulb, Outer State. I hit it with a spicy snack, but it should be fine.

He works for the Dark Star Bureau, so he should be living a pretty good life.

There was another one named Rong Jin'an, a clerk at the Geng Family Medicine Shop, who almost tortured Little Fatty to death.

I fed him to my Wife, is that considered good?

"Okay! Everything's fine!" Li Banfeng gave his answer based on his own understanding.

"As long as everything is alright, and as long as I still have my disciple!" The Face Not Big stood up and said, "When you see the Peddler again, remember to tell him to come and rescue me."

"Okay, I agree."

The Face Not Big, said, "Didn't you just say you wouldn't tell anyone? Now you're going to tell the Peddler!"

"That's because you made me..."

Before Li Banfeng could explain, Face Not Big rushed forward, and Li Banfeng took off running.

The Face Not Big girl followed Li Banfeng all the way through a vast forest stretching for dozens of miles.

There are many Oil Lake in the middle of the forest, Li Banfeng walked around them one by one along the shore.

The Face Not Big, exclaimed, "These are my eyebrows!"

After the forehead, it gets to the eyebrows, and the area where I ate chicken before really has forehead wrinkles.

Li Banfeng had no time to appreciate the scenery and continued running forward. After running for a short while, a wasteland appeared in front of him.

There was no grass, no trees, nothing at all, just a vast, flat wasteland with slight undulations.

"These are my eyes!" Face Not Big chased after him from behind.

Li Banfeng then ran.

Even a Face Not Big pimple on his face could form a lake; according to Li Banfeng's understanding, the area of one eye would be close to that of an ocean.

But he didn't see the ocean; he only saw wilderness, an endless wilderness.

He ran for an unknown amount of time until the wilderness finally disappeared and the terrain gradually rose. In front of him was a high mountain, a place Li Banfeng had been before.

The Face Not Big shouted, "That's my nose!"

Li Banfeng turned around and shouted, "I didn't see your eyes!"

"It's covered!"

Li Banfeng was puzzled.

The Face Not Big repeated, "My eyes are covered."

Blindfolded.

He said there are blindfolded people in Inner State.

Was his eye blindfolded by people from Inner State?

After running for a long time, her Face Not Big, she shouted, "Stop!"

Li Banfeng stopped for the moment, leaning on his knees and panting heavily.

Actually, he was used to it. In the past three days, he had used all the Daoist methods to the limit, trying every possible way to deal with the Face Not Big.

The Face Not Big stood a dozen meters away and asked Li Banfeng, "You know the Old Train's gait and can sing 'Train Ballad.' You must be a friend of the Old Train, right?"

"I'm his brother!"

"Okay, I believe you!" The man with the Face Not Big nodded slightly. "You said you didn't steal my oil, but why is there less of mine?"

How would I know that?

Could it be that the bastard who stole the oil?

This is something you can't just say carelessly.

Li Banfeng said, "It might have flowed away, and maybe it dried up from the wind and sun."

"Dried up?" His Face Not Big. "You really don't know where this is?"

"I really don't know!"

He looked around, his Face Not Big, and sighed, "This place is tough, really tough. My life is so tough. I want to tell others how tough it is, but nobody talks to me!"

Li Banfeng was silent for a moment before saying, "I've talked to you quite a bit these past few days."

"Yes, you've said quite a bit. I'll let you go and take you to the new land in Beggar Bay, but you can't take the oil with you! Keep running!"

Li Banfeng for several dozen miles before a gust of wind blew up, and his body floated in mid-air.

The Face Not Big shouted, "You can't take the oil with you! I've taken it all back!"

The oil and grease on Li Banfeng's body had completely disappeared.

"If you encounter Old Train, tell it that burning oil is better than burning coal!"

The airflow rose sharply, Li Banfeng flew out through a gap. First, it was pitch black, then a thick cloud of smoke and dust, making it difficult for Li Banfeng to open his eyes for a long time.

When the smoke and dust cleared, Li Banfeng fell to the ground. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a rotten tree and Li Banfeng wrapped around it.

This is a common sight in the new area; it seems that Li Banfeng has been here before.

The new land in Green Water Bay was not unfamiliar to Li Banfeng. Once he figured out the direction, Li Banfeng would soon be able to find his way back to Decency Village.

After resting on the ground for a while, Li Banfeng took out his gloves.

"Tell me, did you steal the oil?"

The glove, using its index finger as a head, shook its head repeatedly, saying, "Why would I steal that thing?"

"You really didn't steal it?"

"I didn't steal it!" the gloves said, sounding aggrieved. "I only stole half a roast chicken, which was what you left over."

After saying that, the glove spat out the roast chicken.

Li Banfeng laughed, "Look at you, so pathetic, why would you steal a chicken?"

I must say, the roast chicken that Face Not Big makes is really delicious.

What exactly did he go through?

Is he the founder of oil repair?

Where exactly is he?

He recognizes the Train Grandpa and the Peddler. The Train Grandpa is hard to find, so if you encounter the Peddler someday, be sure to ask him.

Actually, you don't necessarily have to ask the Peddler; you can go see him yourself.

When I have more ways to deal with him in the future, I might as well go and see him at Oil Lake again.

Li Banfeng picked up the roast chicken, intending to take a couple more bites, when suddenly he realized the roast chicken was gone.

"Who?" Li Banfeng exclaimed in surprise!

A woman's voice came from beside me. "Okay, I agree."

Li Banfeng was taken aback. "What did you promise?"

The woman replied, "Let's begin the test!"

A halo of light illuminated the area around the Land Block.

PS: What kind of test is this for?